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Framingham Fertility Factory Starts Fundraiser To Pay Back Child Support For Crotch Fruit DCF Stole, Tells Critics To Stop Being Jealous Bitches

 

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Losing your crotch fruit because you owe so much in child support is a pretty ratchet move in and of itself. But starting a fundraiser to pay for the child support you owe so you can see your crotch fruit again is new level ratchetry only seen on Turtleboy.

Pro tip – if you’re gonna beg for people to pay your unpaid child support because you’ve “turned your life around,” don’t end your post with a sentence that contains the phrase “niggas be acting like bitches.”

Just sayin. Also, eliminate all pictures of you with flat brimmed hats that say “fuck the world,” and other images looking like a strung out junkie where you lecture guys about how lucky they’d be to be able to bury their broomstick in your penis fly trap.

When she said that “niggas be acting like bitches,” what she really meant to say was “people correctly told me that this was a very ratchet thing to do,” and was essentially Turtleboy bait. She wasn’t trying to hear that though.

According to her she’s not lazy because she’s “in recovery” and has fired two poon polyps out of her baby cannon over a 15 month period.

Reproducing is work! Sure, it’s completely irresponsible to keep getting knocked up when you don’t have custody of your other crotch fruit, but don’t you bitches dare call her lazy!

She says she’s not begging too.

She’s just Internet panhandling. Get it straight.

Oh, and maybe don’t say that you’re gonna “rub it in all your bitches faces” when you panhandle enough to make a down payment.

Also, the only reason people are calling her out for this is because they’re jealous of course.

Joanne was recently featured in an article on the Metrowest Daily News while participating in a walk to raise money to combat domestic violence.

Yea, she’s really opposed to violence. It’s not like she’s ever been arrested for assault and battery on a cop before.

Here’s a novel idea – maybe you’re not ready to have custody of your oldest crotch fruit yet. Maybe you should get your shit together and take a break from reproducing with random dudes, and then make some payments towards your child support on your own, rather than begging strangers to pay for it for you. Plus, it kind of defeats the whole purpose of child support if other people are paying for it because it shows that you’re a deadbeat who is incapable of raising that child on your own.

 

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59 Comment(s)
  • Charles
    December 16, 2019 at 2:16 pm

    Joanne, I want to help you. I have 3k to help with. Let me know.

  • George Costanza
    December 16, 2019 at 11:35 am

    It MOVED

  • Mustard seed
    December 15, 2019 at 2:43 pm

    Someone please tell me that mustard bruins girl lost her job? can we keep shaming her work if not please thx xoxo

    • Big Sack
      December 15, 2019 at 5:25 pm

      Seriously. I hope to have her nabbing a 5 dollar bill off my nose with her meat wings as soon as possible. She can scream at me with her ‘losing keno tickets and newports’ voice if she wants to.

  • Judge dread
    December 14, 2019 at 10:50 pm

    First fucking sentence

    “I’m in recovery trying to Reunite with my son I haven’t seen in several years”

    Anyone can say they are in recovery. Anyone who starts off a rant with that is a serial relapser and hey Cunt muffin, there is a reason why you haven’t had custody of your child cuz you cared more about your H/Fent addiction than your own child.

    The private jet is waiting on the tarmac, it’s departing straight to my partners in North Korea for experimental medical testing. You’re organs will deemed worthless. You’re going to a place where god can’t help you; it’s only darkness.

    On a positive note I’ll make enough money to pay for that 2019 BMW M235i lease payments for the rest of next year.

  • Nick Hearse
    December 14, 2019 at 7:45 pm

    mudshark slutpig

  • ToeJam
    December 14, 2019 at 4:16 pm

    Looks like little CJ is going to be without Mommy for awhile longer.
    Joanne’s Reunification Fundraiser
    $5 raised of $2,500
    Raised by 1 person in 4 days

    • Mr. Bubba
      December 15, 2019 at 12:47 am

      And the only donor is the infamous vaping vajatron herself!

  • Who Flung Cum
    December 14, 2019 at 1:52 pm

    Newsflash: Those Aren’t Freckles.

    Remember kids, if there’s red on the head, there’s fire in the hole…

  • That 'Would' guy
    December 14, 2019 at 1:29 pm

    Would

    • The angry taint
      December 14, 2019 at 4:14 pm

      Agreed

  • Hugh-Bo Mont
    December 14, 2019 at 11:15 am

    I had no idea women have to pay child support. To DCF, I assume.

    • Cheap legal advice
      December 14, 2019 at 11:43 am

      I’ve seen this when I was in court a couple of times. When I was Dealing with my child support (300 a week).
      The state minimum for child support is somewhere around $22 dollars a week. So this math adds up. She has not seen her bastard child in about 2 to 3 years. She says she owes 2500. What most likely happened was her kid is living with the father or relative. The judge ordered her to pay child support to them….every non custodial parent has to pay child support. The reason you don’t see to many women paying is because the mother has to be the worlds biggest fuck up to lose custody. If the in-laws or father did get custody the best thing to do is get a child support demand against the fuck up mother. Knowing they won’t pay and putting them further behind. The deeper in debt they get the less likely they will be to bring the father back to court trying to get custody of the child and bring them back to the drug infested whorehouse they live in.

  • Got the Scoop
    December 14, 2019 at 10:32 am

    I don’t think she burns the coal.

    She does however, date unshaven tattoo covered wanna be redneck biker types.

    Her family looks like the typical hillbilly types you’d expect in rural West Virginia, so you can’t completely blame her for being fucked up. Her daddy probably popped her cherry at 11….

    • Yung Boo Cocky
      December 15, 2019 at 5:26 pm

      Yeah, really. It takes having a backbone to get afro-seeded when you’re a white trash skank.

  • F*U
    December 14, 2019 at 9:56 am

    1. Keep you legs together and stay off the drugs.
    2. Date white guys. Your kids will have a better chance in life.

  • Pro Rape
    December 14, 2019 at 9:34 am

    Would! Who flung cum? Me! Everywhere! All over my keyboard and the walls! Jerking off constantly to this slut! WOULD!!!

  • Gone Girl
    December 14, 2019 at 7:46 am

    ” Sure, it’s completely irresponsible to keep getting knocked up when you don’t have custody of your other crotch fruit ”

    Sounds eerily similar to someone I know. Except she owes $21K in back child support and hasn’t seen our son in almost 6 years. Still hasn’t gotten help for her alcoholism or drug addiction either.

  • Liqueur in the front, poker in the rear
    December 14, 2019 at 7:22 am

    Here is how successful people live: Finish school and get a job. Then you meet someone who finished school and has a job. You fall in love and get married. You buy a home and save some money. When you’re all set you start having children that you support.
    Here’s how losers live: Start doing drugs and having unprotected sex when you’re 13. Let any low IQ street bum with a hard-on dump load after load in you. Spend the rest of your life watching other people raise your unlucky kids. If you live long enough you can watch your kids repeat the loser cycle, just like you taught them. And then the rest of us will pay for your kids and their kids and. Welfare, rehab, ebt, section 8, prison, dcf……a constant drain on programs paid for by successful people.

  • Silencio Dogood
    December 14, 2019 at 2:13 am

    How many Black guys have pissed in her ass, only to have her call it true love on FB? she’s a needle in a haystack of syringes, and should be sterilized before her next baby daddy arrives to share her gofundme wealth.

  • Nice Tits
    December 14, 2019 at 12:31 am

    Just show your tits for money on the web.

  • Big Don
    December 13, 2019 at 11:23 pm

    Speaking of cunts, Taylor Swift is upset with George Soros. I love when the left eat each other.

  • I can’t even.
    December 13, 2019 at 11:14 pm

    Child support will reinstate your license if you get on a god damn payment plan with them. My husband when we met had child support issues from an older son he had when he was a teen. He basically lost his license and all that. Well when he turned his life around and met me, he called child support and asked what to do. He made a payment of I believe $100-$200 dollars. Gave them his job info and set up an EFT payment plan. He could have done it long before but he never called to ask what he could do. (Laziness on his end)

    It’s kind of messed up because we have custody of that child now. Mom is an addict. But still is on his payment plan for the child in our care lol. It’s about to be completely paid off though. So hopefully him not having the money taken from his check will make up for the child support we don’t receive from mom!

    But all in all, people make mistakes, but you fix them with out asking for someone to foot your bill!

    • Frosty
      December 14, 2019 at 7:15 am

      Admit it…deep down inside when your all alone tucked in at night…your thought to yourself and everyone is asleep…you hate that boy. He is a drain on the family finances. Every time you look at him you see his junkie mother. How can you pretend to love him? You are not very good at pretending. Admit it.

      • I can't even.
        December 14, 2019 at 11:08 am

        This literally made me laugh out loud. No I’m his mom in every sense of the word. I’m legally his guardian as well. I luckily don’t see the junkie mother because he looks like Dad haha but you aren’t wrong to have your thoughts go there. I know plenty of women who carry that kind of resentment. We are a blended family. My biological oldest is only 3 months younger than him. His father is a waste on society as well. And I don’t look at him and see his loser father. That’s another thing that makes me mad about this girl and her situation. I don’t recieve child support for my oldest child. His dad skipped town and the state can’t “find him”. I have to put ads in papers in GA (That’s where we believe he is) and all this crazy stuff just to get a parenting plan. And because there was never an order put in place that he agreed to before he disappeared the first time, there’s no child support even accumulating for him to owe. Plus since I’m not someone expecting hand outs from the government so I don’t recieve anything. Like cash assistance or whatever they call it. But who cares in all honesty. We are the lucky ones who have these boys. And can give them an amazing life they wouldn’t have had with their other parents.

  • Ghost Cowboy
    December 13, 2019 at 8:36 pm

    Ghost Cowboy rides in with pistol in holster. Better to be safe than sorry. As the prairie winds blow softly on the fields of corn and cotton, babies cry. They weep. Sadly many will do so until sleep arrives to take them to a land where ne’er do well parents don’t exist. Ghost Cowboy will sing your child a soothing lullaby. Yee Haw and howdy.

  • Draco
    December 13, 2019 at 8:15 pm

  • jerry nadler
    December 13, 2019 at 8:09 pm

    common slut

  • That guy
    December 13, 2019 at 7:40 pm

    She gets her news from the BBC

  • bonedawgtuco
    December 13, 2019 at 7:15 pm

    Happy Friday nite
    Richard Jewell was great
    Clint so stood on the toes of the media and the FBI and gave them a few back handers

    It’s what he does

  • whatevuh
    December 13, 2019 at 6:08 pm

    my guess is, the fathers are black guys, fuck and run is all they do . . . . lesson learned hunny

  • Shit salad
    December 13, 2019 at 5:56 pm

    Aha, A ratchet again. This is a new low. A GFM for crotchfruit support. But hey it’s our tax dollars that eventually pay it. Fuc ker

  • Toll Collector
    December 13, 2019 at 4:33 pm

    She sounds like she burns the coal. Lol.

  • Don Key Punch
    December 13, 2019 at 4:23 pm

    ANYONE, whether they are black, white, male/female, or BLT-123 types, pandering to the masses for money, wearing a flat brimmed hat, with tittoo’s, or facial/neck tatts, aren’t getting a penny from anyone with half a lick of logic about them.

    Since subscribing here, there are three main ‘tells’ in the pics below the headline.

    1. Flat brimmed hats – automatic ratchet click
    2. Tittoo’s or neck tatt’s. – second click of the ratchet
    3. Flashing cash, or flipping some gay ass ‘gang’ sign – no future, no hope.

    I’m sure we can all agree on those three, and I’m sure there’s a few more (maybe the Nissan Altima?) that give us all the info we need from there, but when some white trash from the ‘Ham starts using the “cuz” and the vaunted N word, there’s no feeling of sympathy for them in the least, especially when splashed all over social media.

    You made your bed kid, now you have to lie in it. Suck it up.

  • William T. Madison
    December 13, 2019 at 4:00 pm

    This is amazing. Ask strangers to pay her child support “to prove that I can be his one and only mom again” Hahaha! Yeah, you’re proving a lot.

  • Vigil Ante
    December 13, 2019 at 3:11 pm

    Woonsocket to Framingham. What’s the next stop if the trash tour? We going north to Nashua it west to Southbridge? The best thing you could do for those kids is overdose and die.

  • UallFullofSatan
    December 13, 2019 at 3:07 pm

    Ya she’s a stupid kid, its easy to see. But if she is Truly sober and trying to turn her life around so those children have a mother. do we all need to force our opinions down her throat and make her feel shitty? She explained what the money was for in detail and didnt lie about it as far as i can understand. If we dont like it, dont give her money and keep on moving. Why are people trying to tare her down for this? Are we all really that Evil?
    I mean what would make all you vampires happy? if she got high and died over this?
    I have no clue who this girl is, but this shit is down right wicked..

    • Y'all motherfuckers need Odin
      December 13, 2019 at 3:08 pm

      I’d settle for her not being such an arrogant, entitled, trashy piece of shit when she’s begging.

    • Ya boy ollie
      December 13, 2019 at 3:11 pm

      Lol “tare her down”? What would make “you vampires happy”? What the fuck is your problem? If the public is being solicited for handouts, the public reserves the right to ask any questions and react any way they damn well please.

    • Hi Joanne.....
      December 14, 2019 at 12:10 am

      “Why are people trying to tare her down for this?”. Puhleeze…..it couldn’t be more obvious.
      Who the fuck you calling vampires?? Vampires leech of their host like a parasite, which is exactly what you’re trying to do.

    • UFULLOFSHIT
      December 14, 2019 at 6:44 am

      Fuckheads like you are one of the reasons why shitheads like this exist. You sit back and judge people who are criticizing a real fucking shithead. This is a cunt with three kids from three different dudes and a very high level of ratchetry that she is a little skilled in hiding. But at the end of the day, we all know exactly the type of shithead that she is: a druggie scumbag that fucks anything that gives her drugs. She looks pretty and all, but after firing out three kids in a such a short time span (and considering all the dicks she put in that baby cannon), she is nothing but a used-up town bicycle. Her failures in life are many and she continues by being an internet beggar because this is a cunt who will never, ever be responsible for any facet of her shitty life. And then here the fuck you are defending this piece of fucking garbage. Fuckheads like you continue to support and make excuses for these vermin. Fuck off and choke yourself, you useless fucking meatsack.

    • Gone Girl
      December 14, 2019 at 8:04 am

      Downright wicked? You know what’s downright wicked? This junkie choosing drugs over her own child.That’s wicked! Your mentality enables & validates her behavior by excusing it. She gets NO help by people bailing her out. There is a certain freedom is being responsible and doing things for yourself or your children. If she actually fucking care about anyone other than herself, we wouldn’t be here would we?

      Junkies make excuses habitually, nothing is ever their faults , they’re always a victim of circumstances , life , ” abuse ” ” disease ” society is to blame and everyone should fix their problems. ” Get the hook ” get off your ass and handle YOUR own business. Right now there is a child whose ” mother ” abandoned , wondering ” where is my mom? Why do other kids gave a mom but not me? ” No one is sticking up for that child. Out of sight , out of mind. They say absence makes the heart grow fonder? My ass. Absence makes the heart grow colder.

      Fuck you and fuck every bitch and bastard that chose themselves over their children.

      • I can't even.
        December 14, 2019 at 11:17 am

        Girl I couldn’t have said it better.

        My step son and oldest biological son both have druggy parents. They can say all the sweet things they want and say they love them but bottom line is they fucking don’t. They would stop doing the shit they do. Step sons mom is always going to programs to “better herself”. Really all she is doing is running from her problems and starting fresh. Usually meets a new guy and goes off the deep end. My son’s father just straight up disappeared for 2 years. Ended up in GA. Now he calls maybe 2x a month. Started a new family and still hasn’t told his son that he had another kid! Yet I’m supposed to tell him and break his heart.

        Out of sight out of mind is right and believe me those hearts turn fridged.

  • Waste Management
    December 13, 2019 at 3:01 pm

    Cum dumpsters produce rotted fruit. May all your children find good homes that don’t include you.

  • Meow Mix
    December 13, 2019 at 2:51 pm

    Never stick your peen in ginger… No good can come from it

  • Cheddah
    December 13, 2019 at 2:37 pm

    The amount of stupid dumb bitches featured here this week on TBS is about to make my head explode !..

  • CrispyC
    December 13, 2019 at 2:31 pm

    Of course she lived in Woonsocket.

  • Bill Clinton
    December 13, 2019 at 2:05 pm

    An average looking ginger but if the carpet matches the drapes; I’m all in…balls deep.

    • State College History Major
      December 15, 2019 at 10:46 am

      Lol. Im going to paraphrase this but Bill Clinton told his Arkansas State Trooper Security Detail when he Governor “red heads are either knockouts or but ugly. No in between” amen to that Commander In Chief

  • No common sense anymore
    December 13, 2019 at 1:44 pm

    “After 7 months of dating..,” he beat her up. Why would you get pregnant by a man that beat you? Where are all the fathers of these children? I’m guessing the oldest is with his father, since she owes child support. But the other two? Are they even the same father? If you can’t afford children, don’t have them! Especially three!!

    • Robbie
      December 13, 2019 at 2:36 pm

      This is what I was thinking as well. Also, it goes on to say “one day, after they’d BOTH been drinking…” Wasn’t she possibly pregnant then? Fuck this cow.

  • Y
    December 13, 2019 at 1:40 pm

    Gingers have no soul.

  • THE NERVE!!!!
    December 13, 2019 at 1:38 pm

    TB: Look at the nerve…begging for money to get her kids back!

    Also TB: Please consider supporting local journalism by donating to the Turtle fund.

    • WeRFucked
      December 13, 2019 at 2:21 pm

      And the dumbest comment of the day goes too…

  • Mustard in my hair, coat, shirt, and eyes
    December 13, 2019 at 1:28 pm

    “Reunification Fundraiser”. LOL!

    • Captain Trips
      December 13, 2019 at 1:33 pm

      It’s accurate! A reunification between her and a heroin filled syringe.

    • Mustard Shower
      December 15, 2019 at 5:29 pm

      Careful, that’s how you get pink eye!

  • Captain Trips
    December 13, 2019 at 1:19 pm

    OH! She has the disease everyone…… The DISEASE!

    Recovery my ass. Pinned pupils in every pic.

    I love her post about ‘finding a girl like me”.

    I edited part of it so it fits her better:

    “I’m the needle in the H stack”

    There. Now it suits you.

    Go take a hot dose for XMAS.

    • Captain Trips
      December 13, 2019 at 1:31 pm

      One more edit:

      “I’m the needle in the heroin pack”

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