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Freeloading Felicia Complains That Shelter In Lynn Didn’t Give Her Friend Enough Free Presents For 4 Bastard Crotch Fruits 

 

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You would think that living with four crotch fruits in a shelter in Lynn, you should be thankful just to have a roof over your head for the holidays. But instead this happens.

Oh snap! You mean they only gave your friend some gift cards, free candy, and a scratch ticket? You deserve way more than that. Sure, some people might say that you should just be thankful to get anything because you’d literally be homeless without them. But those people are all gay, so don’t listen to them.

Since this was a Lynn Facebook group where not everyone was friends with the OP, I figured this woman would get ripped apart. After all, this post was like entitlement culture on steroids. But instead this happened.

The day that I would give ANYTHING to some ungrateful fupa donkey who used a friend to publicly shame a women’s and children’s shelter for not giving them enough presents a week before Christmas, is the day I buy a Prius and put a Coexist bumper sticker on it.

Other ratchets were chiming in with their two cents, blaming the charity of course.

Finally one hero stepped up and said what every rational person was thinking.

And of course the enablers came out in full force to defend the free-loader whining that their free shit wasn’t good enough.

Must’ve missed the part where he brought up race. Also must’ve missed the part where the OP said her friend was black or brown. Might just be me, but it seems kind of racist to see the phrase “3 baby daddies” and assume the person is referring to a black woman. Just sayin.

Another woman rushed to her defense because it couldn’t be assumed that the ungrateful hag in the shelter had three different baby daddies.

I mean, does anyone honestly think she’d be in a shelter right now if they all had the same baby daddy? That would mean the mother required commitment and personal responsibility before procreating. Plus she’s in Lynn, the only place in America where every kid calls their sibling’s father Jason instead of Dad.

Meanwhile, Welfare Wanda was posting sentagraph after sentagraph defending her friend’s honor.

So she left Germany to escape domestic violence. And instead of just going to another town in Germany…..or anywhere in Europe, she hopped on a plane and went to a shelter in Lynn. Yea, that makes sense.

So she also lived at a shelter and complained about the free room and board she received while living there. Shocking.

This was the sentagraph of all sentagraphs.

“Everyone I know are married with a one baby daddy and I have multiple baby daddies.”

If you live in Lynn, then everyone you know is most definitely not married with one baby daddy. Also, out here in Taxpayerville women often refer to these people as “husbands.”

“Out of all my baby daddies not one of them helps me.”

If you have to start off a sentence with “out of all my baby daddies,” you’ve made a lot of poor life decisions. Perhaps you should consider the Turtleboy birth control method (the chest) moving forward. Or maybe even stop letting every guy with a flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hat raw dog you after a hot date at Taco Bell.

Turns out the “Everyone I know are married with a one baby daddy” was a lie, according to the update she later posted from her friend.

“I don’t receive any child support from the fathers.”

Plural.

But at least her 19 year old son who is still in high school is finally set to graduate this year.

They weren’t complaining though, they just wanted the taxpayers to know where their money is going.

Except it’s a non-profit, so we don’t pay them. And if we did, I’d be more pissed that they’re buying shit for ungrateful hags who think that they’re owed something just because they continue to make shitty life decisions.

Anyway, if you really wanna see what a terrible shelter looks like, feel free to hit up my friend Hadassah Rose over at the Gan Rivkah Center in Milford. The only thing you’ll get there for Christmas are some imaginary classes and a gift card to the punishment cafe, where you’ll also have to work for free on weekends.

 

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60 Comment(s)
  • Cheyne N Ordonio
    December 29, 2019 at 12:02 pm

    Where are all the slut shamming comments about the “baby daddies”? Nobody with any iota of moral guidance calls children “crotch fruit”. This site is run buy some serious mental cases.

  • SMDH
    December 26, 2019 at 3:15 am

    I feel bad for some of the parents of these kids that pump out babies and expect the world to support their irresponsible lifestyles. I can relate to their situation.
    None of these offspring ever asked to come into this world and some of them are absolutely doomed from the moment of inception.
    All these kids will ever know is how to game the system for maximum effect.

  • Incredulous Ignacius
    December 23, 2019 at 11:12 am

    Wait wait wait….

    She’s claiming $5K for gifts PER FAMILY?

    I am lily white and solidly in the middle class and that’s way more than we spend for a family of four.

    SHEESH

  • RackatanskY
    December 23, 2019 at 10:13 am

    FACKS!!!!
    “The day that I would give ANYTHING to some ungrateful fupa donkey who used a friend to publicly shame a women’s and children’s shelter for not giving them enough presents a week before Christmas, is the day I buy a Prius and put a Coexist bumper sticker on it.”

    Too Good!!!

  • Boot em
    December 23, 2019 at 9:11 am

    These people at the shelter are putting a roof over this family’s head. Is that not good enough? Maybe someone should of told you not to shit where you eat. I hope that shelters makes this ungrateful family leave, and takes in another family who is really struggling and needs help. A family that is actually appreciative for every thing they get. Candy bar or not. That shelter has good people that work there, and they didn’t have to give any presents but they still did. Just not good enough for these assholes. Through them out!! Maybe sleeping outside will make them learn to be happy with anything that is GIVEN TO THEM FOR FREE!!!!!! They don’t deserve anything.

  • Finn
    December 22, 2019 at 6:39 pm

    “He creates entire stereo system with mad bass out of thrown away parts and fixes everything for everyone around here”

    He creates sub-par stereo systems from stolen parts and sells them to his ghetto friends.

    Btw – who graduates at 19? Newsflash – he’s not going to be an engineer.

    Get Fucked,
    Finn

  • Chester B Hayes
    December 22, 2019 at 12:59 pm

    There should be signs at all airports and borders in the USA

    No shit or urine colored foreigners allowed beyond this point

    If you can’t speak English get the fuck out of this country now

    Thank you lord Jesus Christ for president Trump
    Please watch over him and his family

    • Cheyne N Ordonio
      December 29, 2019 at 11:58 am

      There should be a sign outside your house telling all Nazis to go back to Germany.

  • Taxpayer Tuesday’s
    December 22, 2019 at 11:26 am

    For Christmas this year the IRS took $800 dollars out of my check for the whole month of December and I’m pretty sure they gave it to free loading Franny for her Newport and Hennessy collection.

  • Chip Striker
    December 22, 2019 at 11:23 am

    If you’re not satisfied with the free Christmas gifts you’ve been handed along with the free bed, food, phone, clothes, healthcare etc… you’re in luck! You have multiple options.

    1. Get a job, provide for family.
    2. Return to the 3rd world shithole you originated from and see how much free shit they give to you.

    You’re kids getting made fun of for lack of Christmas gifts, a week before Christmas is nobody’s problem but you’re own.

    Making a lifetime of poor decisions and then complaining on social media of how you and you’re family were not given enough handouts to satisfy you is exactly what is wrong with our society and a big reason Trump will get elected again.

  • In the CHRISTMAS Spirit. Bitch!
    December 22, 2019 at 9:42 am

    Freeloading Cunt made her bed and she can sleep in it.

    But in the Christmas Spirit let’s remember her children didn’t choose their mother and are getting a raw deal and starting life 100 feet behind the starting line.

    It’s a crying shame when children’s potential in life is stolen by their selfish punk-ass parents. Praying that the future can be different for those children.

  • Taco Flavored Kisses
    December 21, 2019 at 11:32 pm

    What a penis locker.

  • juror seven esq.
    December 21, 2019 at 7:55 pm

    About the 19 year old son that is graduating this year. June 2020 I assume. Then it will be off to the Air Force. Did he repeat a couple of grades? The other choice is that he was on a DYS sabbatical at a place like the one up on Belmont St. No, not the mental hospital the other one with the high fence and razor wire along the top.

  • Old Tom Morris
    December 21, 2019 at 5:12 pm

    white girl occasionally wasted. Would.

  • Becky
    December 21, 2019 at 5:00 pm

    All you racist are going to hell but before that u will see suffering. KARMA

    • Monty gris
      December 21, 2019 at 7:03 pm

      Becky
      Please thank your mother for sucking my balls last night

    • The angry taint
      December 22, 2019 at 3:20 pm

      I hope the Kentucky klondike bar I sent you in the mail gets there for x-mas before it melts. Enjoy!

  • white girl occasionally wasted
    December 21, 2019 at 4:12 pm

    Deviant. Derelict. Degenerates.
    Happy holidays folks. Prepare yourselves for tax season. It’s sure to be thorough “fuck you very much”. Meanwhile, these creatures exist and thrive among us, with current systems in place.
    Cheers!

  • Jack Mehoff
    December 21, 2019 at 3:43 pm

    I mean, why are they complaining? They are getting gifts and it is not even Xmas yet. I am going to complain because I dont have any gifts either except a tax bill that is due soon.

  • John Q Public
    December 21, 2019 at 10:14 am

    Obviously the two billion $ a year we (the taxpayers) give these free loading fucks is not enough. They deserve reparations for getting shitty Xmas presents too…

  • Rev Ike
    December 21, 2019 at 9:45 am

    I laugh at these welfare queens
    They’ve been doing drugs and fucking every guy they meet since they were 15 years old
    Yet somehow it’s the white mans responsibility to take care of her spic kids because of all the bad choices they made
    Fuck them

    Thank you Lord Jesus for president Trump

  • Vinnie T
    December 21, 2019 at 9:39 am

    I’m hoping ICE shows up at her door Xmas eve to depor this filthy spic and her fucking kids back to the sewer she came from

    • I am Nubian
      December 21, 2019 at 10:47 am

      They actually have no comprehension where the money comes from at all. Everything free in Amereeeca!

  • Best boots ever??
    December 21, 2019 at 9:38 am

    Are the Beanies worth a few extra beans?
    You be the judge…

  • CrispyC
    December 21, 2019 at 9:19 am

    Maybe be a parent and teach your kids to not get upset if free shit isn’t up to their fantasyland standards. My kids went to kindergarten and came home with “you get what you get and you don’t get upset” for situations exactly like this. Teachable moment and mom’s instinct was to run to her Obamaphone and complain to her “friend.”

    Secondly, I’m kind of bothered these people are being gifted scratch tickets. That’s kind of fucked up.

    • CrispyC
      December 21, 2019 at 9:40 am

      Maybe tomorrow someone will complain that a shelter in Lawrence didn’t gift them a pack of Newports.

  • Spic Tormentor
    December 21, 2019 at 9:06 am

    Spics will NEVER be satisfied. You could give them a brand new Ferrari and they would ask you to fill the tank. Exactly 0 hispanics have ever come here for hopes of WORKING for a better life. They expect to be handed a better life.

    A lot of aeropostal being purchased with our tax dollars this christmas. Thanks, spics.

  • Hate Wetbacks
    December 21, 2019 at 8:55 am

    Her kids belong in a cage.

  • Never enough
    December 21, 2019 at 8:46 am

    People like this woman here, are the exact reason why people hardly donate to Xmas charities anymore. Because the amount of people who appreciate what is given to them, are out numbered by the ones who just think it’s owed to them and don’t appreciate shit. How about being thankful that someone else cared enough about your children to give them a candy bar. Obviously they are doing a better job taking care of the children, that you can’t since they are providing a roof over their head and giving them gifts. Which is not their job. Its yours. Ya know, Mom and Dads job. But it’s not enough for the greedy fks of this world. They need more and more. Christmas comes on the same day every year. DECEMBER 25th. Start shopping in January for next year, put 5$ away a week. Start layaways in the summer. If you can’t provide for your own children, you have no right at all to be disrespectful to the people who did give your children gifts. They keep your children warm at night, but you still gotta find a reason to bitch. Give me, give me, give me more!

    • Never enough
      December 21, 2019 at 8:52 am

      One last thing. Having multiple baby daddy’s is not something you should be proud of. It must be so hard for the mailman when your mailbox has ten different names on it.

  • The professor
    December 21, 2019 at 8:36 am

    I’ll bet this filthy Spanish douchebag has been fucked by quite a few negroes as well as her fellow spics

  • Rev ike
    December 21, 2019 at 8:32 am

    Thank you lord Jesus for president Trump
    Keep these subhuman shitbags out of our country
    Lynn is nothing but spades spics and rag heads
    A real socialist Shit hole

    • Leigha Genduso
      December 21, 2019 at 9:13 am

      Salem’s not far behind
      Salem even has a morbidly obese lesbian for a mayor oink oink oink

  • F*U
    December 21, 2019 at 8:10 am

    Dominican trash. But I repeat myself.

    • Maggie the Cat
      December 21, 2019 at 10:48 am

      Good One! Thanks for the laugh.

  • whatevuh
    December 21, 2019 at 7:45 am

    wouldn’t it be awesome if that scratch ticket hit for a $million and then she went out and bought a new BMW, and a 4 bedroom colonial in a nice town and sent her kids to a nice school, and then they went to college, and got good jobs, and raised families of their own? Slap me, I’m having a nightmare . . .

    • Reply to whateva
      December 21, 2019 at 6:45 pm

      This reply is to whateva
      IF she won that much $, it wouldn’t last two years. I’ve seen it before. They go out and spend every dime. Then they are cash poor and start selling it off, ending up in the same boat they started.

  • El Contador
    December 21, 2019 at 6:51 am

    This is what “diversity” looks like – third-world scumbags like this are invading our borders and we get stuck with the likes of these people. They offer absolutely nothing to society. They take, take ,take but they give nothing in return. There is a scientific word for that type of person – parasite. Close the fucking borders and ship these trash bag latinas the fuck out of here!

    • Alien scumbag hater
      December 21, 2019 at 7:28 am

      Would gladly pay a little more in taxes to help pay for the deportation of all illegals. Buncha lazy ungrateful baby machines. Go back to central/ South America please.

  • Hillarys Cankles
    December 21, 2019 at 3:36 am

    Whats her pitbulls name? Scarface?

  • ChipChipperson
    December 21, 2019 at 1:28 am

    As soon as her kids fell asleep after playing with their Christmas Dentines, Alicia ate their Kit Kat bar and tried to trade the scratch ticket for some H.

    • Theonewhoknocks
      December 22, 2019 at 2:45 pm

      Christmas dentines…..I am dying. The whole comment….funniest thing I’ve read on here in a while. The 15 million “put the spics in cages comments” are stale. Thanks for the laugh

  • AngryWhiteDad
    December 21, 2019 at 12:33 am

    I feel bad for the kids. I can relate.

    How did this woman become like this? Mental defect?

  • Lez Warren
    December 21, 2019 at 12:05 am

    Illegal alien cunt wants the great white provider to get a 4th job to support her bodega fried taco lazy el gordo azz

  • Why Don’t They?
    December 20, 2019 at 11:06 pm

    I think any house with a hate has no home here sign should be required to take all these freeloading scammers into their homes.

    • They would hate that
      December 20, 2019 at 11:59 pm

      Hell, I would hate it!

  • Build the Wall Taller
    December 20, 2019 at 11:05 pm

    I think President Trump is one hundred percent correct about immigration. Here is yet another example. Prove me wrong

  • Sick of these Ratchet Fucks
    December 20, 2019 at 11:02 pm

    Ungrateful Pig Bitch. I’m sick of supporting these pigs….Oink! You owe me! Oink! I don’t wanna work! Oink! You support me! Mother fucking slutbag.

    • No you're not
      December 20, 2019 at 11:53 pm

      I bet if we were out drinking, and I pumped some jagermeister into you, and she was out on the dance floor, you are all over her.

      And then it becomes a thing, you fall hard, get married and I am the best man!

      • NO! You def are not!
        December 21, 2019 at 9:03 am

        The best man, that is…..

        • I most surely am!
          December 21, 2019 at 12:37 pm

          I’m introducing my boy to his wife!

          Anyway, you’re still invited to their wedding, I’m working on the toast right now.

          They are going to be so happy together!

          • IN Your dreams and future daughter in law
            December 21, 2019 at 2:37 pm

            You’ll be in that on wedding day…. Wear a rubber. Or wait… Don’t.

  • Lord Gort
    December 20, 2019 at 10:23 pm

    Here’s a novel thought:
    Keep your crusty thighs shut instead of using them for a runway for every wandering cock.
    Your multiple sperm donors don’t want to support your fuck trophy’s??
    Well, neither do I !

  • Vigil Ante
    December 20, 2019 at 10:08 pm

    Garage people in a garbage city complaining about getting free shit. They are lucky they got anything and have a fucking roof over their head. Keep pumping out those tax burdens and living off the tax payers. I’m sure they are well behaved and disciplined. And if your baby daddies aren’t paying for your kids they rest of us don’t want to pay for them either.

  • Color me shocked
    December 20, 2019 at 10:06 pm

    I’m shocked not one of her ex’s or one night stands want to take care of this ungrateful bitch. I’m astonished they either didn’t want kids with her or completely regretted it once it was too late. I’m amazed there isn’t a line of men offering her support and love based on her attitude.

  • Full Metal Ratchet
    December 20, 2019 at 9:42 pm

    I will let Spic Tormentor have first crack at this one…

    Feliz Navidad

  • Fern Mayo
    December 20, 2019 at 9:42 pm

    I knew Christmas was on its way since December 26th of last effin year. Pretty much since I had memories, I knew when Christmas was going to roll around. The reason this broad’s kids may have a shitty Christmas (and her for a mother) is all on her and her stupid life choices. The end. Yuck.

  • Mr. Bubba
    December 20, 2019 at 9:39 pm

    Ah yes, good old Lynn. One of the finest cesspools the Commonwealth has to offer.

  • scamsrus
    December 20, 2019 at 9:34 pm

    A scratch ticket? The shelter is giving out scratch tickets? Either this story is completely fraudulent, or the shelter will have a huge waiting list when this news gets out.

    • Never enough
      December 21, 2019 at 9:00 am

      Yes I didn’t think they were allowed to give scratch tickets either. I think it would be a good idea to ask the shelter flat out what they gave them.

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