This is Brock Tamburini from Virginia.
As you can see, he’s a grown ass man with a chin strap, which by definition means he’s a massive toolbag here for our amusement. He also likes to flash what I like to call rural gang signs – constant pictures of himself with fish.
Bro, do you even fish?
Anyway, Toby Queef apparently has been doing some fucked up shit online to random women he doesn’t know in Facebook groups for Boxers (the dogs). Stuff like, pretending to be suicidal because he hates women and thinks everyone’s trying to ride his baloney pony or something:
He literally gives her a time period of when he’s gonna off himself:
As douchey as he sounds in writing, imagine him with the worst southern accent ever and he gets a million times worse. He literally tells her that he was pretending to be suicidal and laughing as she tried to get him help, because he liked to waste her time and she’s a whore for thinking that he’d have a chance to bang her, or something.
Of COURSE he references Jesus too. Remember that chapter of the Gospel where Jesus was fucking with Mary Magdalene and said he was gonna kill himself, but then he said he was just kidding and she was really an ugly whore with bags under her eyes who he could fuck if he didn’t have a girlfriend? They never read that one at church anymore, but they should.
Somehow this meat pony has a girlfriend who willingly chooses to be with him too.
Sounds like she really respects herself.
He classifies himself as an “inventor” because he likes to shoot things.
Which of course is code for “unemployed.” So it looks like Brock’s girlfriend has really good taste, and this is a relationship built to last. What chick wouldn’t wanna be with a guy who’s spent more time in fish then he has inside women, randomly tells strange women around the country that he’s gonna kill himself for the fuck of it, and rocks a bad hoodbooger chinstrap into his 30’s? Hey Brock, I know you were just kidding about the suicide thing, but if you’re ever serious about it I got this chick I know named Michelle Carter would could give you some GREAT advice.
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