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Gardner Grundle Gremlin Accuses Innocent Man Of Offering Her Section 8 Apartment For Push-Push, Turns Out She’s a Jilted DCF Mom 

 

In a failed attempt at the English language today some Gardner Grundle Gremlin accused two men of giving her an apartment in exchange for sex, on the Discussing Fitchburg Now Facebook group……

Hey Jess, ya see these red lines that appear on Facebook when you write things that you believe are words?

Yea, that’s the Internet’s way of telling you you’re a ratchet.

The only thing she forgot to do in her accusation was show any sort of evidence that what she was accusing these men of was actually true. Are they landlords? Because generally the only people who can offer you an apartment in exchange for rent tend to be landlords. Plus, I’m having a hard time comprehending just how low you’d have to fall in life to offer goods and services in exchange for some four legged foxtrot with this deep fried pachyderm…

Unfortunately for her it appears as if someone else in that group was named Ryan Richard, and he didn’t appreciate all the messages he was getting from people asking why he was trying to trade section 8 for bone zone…

Oops!!

Nevertheless she was still calling the cops on the poor guy…

Sounds like a valuable use of police resources.

And apparently the fact that this poor guy with the unfortunate name wanted to clarify that he didn’t offer stray ratchets free room and board for push-push meant that he was guilty….

Case closed!

Here’s the thing though – for someone so outraged about an imaginary guy who tried drilling her for free rent the Gardner Grundle Gremlin doesn’t seem to have an issue with infidelity. That’s because she lives by the ratchet creed….

Only God can judge!! 100 100 100

Obviously this woman has her priorities straight. It’s not like she had her kids taken from her a couple years ago by DCF or anything like that…..

Oh for fuck’s sake. She named her kid after bottled water. Yea, that about sums it up.

And don’t be talking shit about her at the DCF office either….

Girl, I feel you and can totally relate to that. I hate when people be giving me looks at DCF. It’s the worst.

And she knows who called DCF on her too…

Which makes it their fault, not her’s. Oh, and Dana Marie Wells, it’s totally normal to be able to relate to that comment. Totally.

Anyway, life might not be going as planned right now, but just wait until she gets her degree from Fitchburg State. She gonna be killin it frfr then. First she’s gotta get that financial “ade” though:

She can spell “financial,” but not “aid.” That’s remarkable.

Anyway, if you’re gonna go into a Fitchburg Facebook group and accuse innocent people of trying to coerce sex from you, then you should probably make sure the first picture on your Facebook page doesn’t contain the caption “parenting classes today”

Because by then everyone will pretty much have their minds made up about you.

4 Comment(s)
  • Screw PC
    May 31, 2018 at 11:39 am

    Rachet ethics is defined by expressing outrage at sex for a living space when you could just let other women’s husbands and boyfriends throw it in you for free. This is the urban Democrat interpretation of the #MeToo movement, and this kind of logic on their part shows why your taxes must be used to keep these people alive and squeezing out dependent spawn in an endless cycle of economic entropy, since absent stipends from law-abiding and gainfully employed citizens, social Darwinism would wipe them out completely in short order because they’re mentally ill-equipped to survive on their own.

  • British TG
    May 31, 2018 at 4:18 am

    So a crappy FB app/game has convinced her to go to college so she can be the next Jane Austin?

    What masterpiece is she gonna write?

    – No Sense or Sensibility
    – Little Crotchfruit
    – Shame and Illegibility

  • Rochambeau
    May 30, 2018 at 10:53 pm

    [img]https://img.4plebs.org/boards/tv/image/1433/87/1433879905225.jpg[/img]

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