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Ghettofabulous Dartmouth Yogapoon Starts Unlicensed Yoga Classes, Gets Called Out, Blames Racism And Goes Full Ratchet On Facebook And Instagram

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Over the past few days we’ve received a lot of messages regarding local Yoga studio owner, Jennifer Azadnia after she posted this on her Facebook business business pages.

It took me a little while to figure this one out, but I think I got to the bottom of it. Jennifer owns a yoga studio in Dartmouth called Hope Yoga. Somewhere along the line she partnered up with Buti Yoga owner, Bizzie Gold. This is where things get sticky.

Jennifer is closing her doors in 60 days claiming that the harassment and racially charged threats have caused her to end her business. The smell of bullshit attracted many of the local yogies and here’s some of what they had to say.

So what would any respectable business owner who’s primary goal in her trade is to preach happiness and peace do? Victimize herself, counter-shame and cry legal action, because…. racists! And all on the private, safe-space that is her company’s Facebook page. Makes sense.

That’s usually how most stories end when arguement ensues in the lives of SJWs.

“Cultural Appropriation,” “Recourse in the legal system,” “White people telling people of color that racism doesn’t exist,” “White privilege,” it’s like she’s reading from a from a script. Someone give her a Snickers, she’s an uber-SJW when she’s hangry.

Now, this is a

totally

valid point. These supposed people who don’t have the courage to “speak out” haven’t figured out that there are 1029376 ways to speak publically, yet remain anonymous. Make a fake Facebook page, write a letter to an editor, post on yelp. C’mon, it ain’t rocket science. I also think it’s convenient that she’s claiming racism, yet hasn’t disclosed any details whatsoever. Listen up, Jenny from the Block – No one believes anything that comes out of your pickle smoocher.

She did feel compelled to make this post, which pretty much solidified any doubts I had about her story.

If you don’t feel like reading it, lemme break it down for you. Someone pointed out her instructor’s lack of certifications because they weren’t registered with the Yoga Alliance. She argues that they have their own certification system, so just because they don’t appear on this list, doesn’t mean they aren’t certified in what they teach. Which basically means that yoga is what she decides it is and she’ll teach it how she pleases.

I get it – you don’t technically have to be certified to be a yoga instructor. But you certainly can’t tell your clients you are if you aren’t. Seems that some think this is the real reason she is going out of business. In fact, here’s an anonymous email we received earlier:

My guess is it has a little to do with that and a little to do with the fact that she is the opposite of what any yoga-loving practitioner would expect of a teacher. Have you ever done yoga? I have a million times. The best instructors are the ones that are spiritually connected and truly live by yoga mantras and practices, in and out of the studio. They don’t act like narcissistic trap queens like she does, on the most outrageous, ghettofabulous IG page you’ve ever seen. 

Like when she drinks champagne while shopping for more Gucci and throws the glass on the floor:

Or poses with her gun that shoots dollar bills on her like the stripper she was destined to become:

And the other amazing ratchetness:

 

She even got a billboard:

Can’t make this stuff up.

And they don’t post negative, vulgar gobbledygook on their Instagram.

It seems most would want a positive experience from yoga that they aren’t getting from twerking to Kanye during classes

She even went on to post this conversation between one of her workers and Bizzie, the owner of Buti Yoga.

Hey Bizzie – where you at? I’d love to get your side of this bat-shit madness. I know Jen wanted us to see harassment in this post, but all I see is a fellow colleague who is trying to stop her from making an asshole out of herself and giving her competitors a clear advantage. Maybe Jen didn’t see a Turtleboy blog coming, but I can say with 100% confidence that Bizzie sure did.

I could be reading this all wrong, but no… I’m not. Here’s her yelp reviews and it looks like Thicky Minaj has been running her business just as I’d expected and long before any claims of racism creating her demise.

There’s only one, ONE, positive yelp posting

And she’s from Maine so she either posted on the wrong page or is actually Jen disguised as a happy client.

We can be sure of one thing, something good did come out of it. Mr. Gucci himself is such a warrior that he personally invited her to his wife’s red carpet party. I know we’re all arguing here, but that’s like so, totally, fetch!

I wonder how Gucci would feel about their name being directly tied to this bimbo. I see a life of rap-video acting in her future.

 

56 Comment(s)
  • Beano
    October 26, 2017 at 1:04 pm

    When you’re Cape Verdean, and accuse white people of culturally appropriating your ish… which is actually Indian.

  • Robin Medeiros
    October 25, 2017 at 8:11 pm

    You need to get your facts straight before you start running your mouth.. Jen A is a fabulous person… who gives a shit who she is with..what she buys or what she drives… I have known her since she was young… she is a kind and caring person.. and if she said this is what has happened believe me it’s true.. NO she isn’t a GHETTO FABULOUS .. KARDASIAN WANT TO BE..you whoever you are need to get your facts straight… there is always three sides to the story… He said .. she said.. and the truth..

    • Beano
      October 26, 2017 at 1:08 pm

      She very clearly is a “KARDASIAN WANT TO BE” (sic)

      I mean, how else do you describe a 36 year old woman with no business sense who decks herself out with tacky knockoff jewelry to take multiple Kim K style pics for her pitifully small Instagram following?

  • Squad goals
    October 24, 2017 at 4:14 pm

    Panagakos has another girlfriend too. She works at Dartmouth dental.

    • Johnny5
      October 24, 2017 at 4:32 pm

      name? pics? i need to go jerk off

  • Silent Observer
    October 24, 2017 at 3:47 pm

    I knew her growing up. She was very sweet, fun and a generous friend. She’s lost her way, in my opinion since she started dating the millionaire that apparently looks like Homer Simpsons boss… Since I actually know this person in real life my feeling is she is not well. Like in the head. And there are signs of narcissistic behavior; claiming her studio was the only one in the world to offer just Buti and claiming she is the #1 fitness center in all of south eastern MA. Something is off. What this girl needs is therapy and a hug. I am firm believer that what we project out to the world is a reflection of what is going on inside us. This girl is in PAIN. I don’t believe in Jesus…but I think she needs some ASAP!

  • Johnny
    October 24, 2017 at 10:27 am

    Awful human being.
    Several people who have worked there left because she treats people like garbage. Berates and degrades people all the time in and out of class. Intimidates people who have had enough of her classless behavior and try to leave.
    Not to mention, Brags to entire class about how she just bangs a rich old dude for his money. Encourages them to do the same.
    Human trash, Money can’t buy class…

  • Chip Striker
    October 24, 2017 at 12:59 am

    Yoga seems to agree with Snooky, she looks better.

  • October 23, 2017 at 11:40 pm

    Hysterical glad she got bit by the !!!!!! She deserves everything that comes to her!!!!!

  • October 23, 2017 at 10:50 pm

    I’m still baffled as to how a 36 year old scuffed version of Snooki Kardashian is able to wrangle in a sugar daddy to pay for all this shit. She’s the human embodiment of a queef.

    Then again, Dartmouth.

  • Thisshittho
    October 23, 2017 at 9:06 pm

    So, she’s super upset about all the racial issues.

    Yet poses with 85 wine bottles titled “white girl”.

    So is she white or nah?

  • gfldgadfly
    October 23, 2017 at 8:31 pm

    Holy bingo flaps, batman. My Flabulous Forties are tighter than that on a steady workout of suburban lawn maintenance and wine glass curls! I call charlatan!
    Ps she looks like every girl majoring in comm at u mass with a fake tan in 20 years. Is it still sjw-approved colorblindness when you laugh it off cuz it came out of an aerosol bottle? And if you want to yell cultural appropriation, gucci is Italian. So seriously girl slow your roll. Can’t we all just get along?

    • October 23, 2017 at 11:42 pm

      You have me LMAO

  • Yoga
    October 23, 2017 at 7:04 pm

    To add more context: This isn’t as much about certification. Jen has had a studio opened since 2012. When a new competitor came on the scene and announced they’d be open Summer 2017, she seemed to start researching Buti. She was never affiliated with Buti previously. But all of a sudden, she wanted to do it. Coincidence?

    When Buti opened, she opened her location a few months later DIRECTLY across the street from it. Undercutting prices, giving classes for 5.00 or even free. For this chic it’s an ego trip. She’d rather lose money than have another business succeed.
    -She has kicked people out of her classes and banned them for merely speaking the NAME of the other yoga studio.

    -The instructors that have previously worked for her in her other locations were predominately white. Why when she opened this location were minorities chosen? Was it that she had no intention of the business ever doing well and was merely opening it to start a lawsuit against the other yoga studio and the parent company crying racism? Planning on tying the other studio up in court long enough and burying them with legal bills?

    -Her boyfriend is Panagakis, who is constantly in court suing his tenants for any small infraction. The reason Jen is successful is she doesn’t pay rent and gets her legal bills paid for by him. Together they are the most miserable power couple you could find. Ruling over the poor town of Dartmouth.

    -She preys on young impressionable girls, who think her flashy-austentatious- no shits given behavior is cool. These are her friends.

    -If you look at her track record of employees, anyone good has left.
    -She took the review feature off of her facebook, so you can’t see how many people have complained.

    – She blares music such as “put it in my mouth” and swears atleast every few minutes.

    -People are constantly getting hurt in her studio, there is no emphasis on form or stretching. It is completely against the typical yoga practices. Two girls in a year were picked up by ambulance, one tearing her ACL due to cardio yoga that is not safe for some body types.

    • Karma caught her ass up!
      October 23, 2017 at 10:19 pm

      And her only friend is her little sidekick. Rhue is it? The only other “brown girl” that got buti certified with her. She’s 21. Again.. Young.. as no one jens age is dumb enough to be her friend.

  • Irishcurse
    October 23, 2017 at 6:13 pm

    Namaste right here at Turtleboy and see how this plays out

    • IHaveHope
      October 23, 2017 at 7:32 pm

      Hope yoga studio is the only yoga studio I’ve ever liked, and I have tried many fitness and yoga studios in the area before I found one I truly liked. You can judge her public Instagram all you want, I bet she doesn’t care. Honestly the classes are genuine, and a kickass workout and the employees are really good people who want you to give it your all, and who encourage you and learn your name and ask about your life and notice when you’ve gotten stronger. I’ve never felt judged here, there are all sorts of people who workout at hope yoga, and It’s important to me to feel comfortable in a place like this. The things you think that are ridiculous that she does are the things that make us laugh and the things that distract us from the fact that we are working out, I enjoy them. You should try posting an article with information you didn’t just copy off public accounts, that’d take more journalistic talent, you’re wasting your skills posting an article trying to degrade a women’s lifestyle and her business.

      • Yogi Bear
        October 23, 2017 at 9:02 pm

        Bitch – STFU.

        • Havehope
          October 24, 2017 at 6:55 am

          You’re obviously a really nice human being

      • Itsjustme
        October 24, 2017 at 7:49 am

        So you have a lot of women in your class named “bitch”?

  • Johnny5
    October 23, 2017 at 4:34 pm

    No thanks, I’m not trying to learn yoga from some fat crack whore

  • Savage Squaw Bitch
    October 23, 2017 at 4:01 pm

    I love how she says she is west African and automatically expects everyone to think that means she is black. Wrong. The cunt is clearly trying to be Victim Chic, but cant do it while white and rich, so she has to flaunt the “W. Africa = oppressed by white racists” bullshit. Silly bitch, the whole world can see you’re white, and no amount of spray tan layers and black Clairol hair dye can change that fact.

  • Stokley Carmichael
    October 23, 2017 at 3:34 pm

    She’s looks like the type whose coach smells like cold cuts left out in the sun.

  • Gucci
    October 23, 2017 at 3:10 pm

    All I can say is I want tHat gold dollar bill shooter now…

  • Cunty Bitch
    October 23, 2017 at 3:08 pm

    All I know is if I am working retail and some bitch throws her champagne and breaks a glass on my CARPET in a dressing room where others could possibly be barefoot and cut themselves or have to stand in her wet spot..FUCK THAT..I’m knocking a bitch out I don’t care what she thinks shes buying..fuck youuuuu

  • It's too easy
    October 23, 2017 at 3:03 pm

    Define irony…

    She advertises “brown girl” buti and is crying racism but is drinking White Girl Rosé in one of these photos.

  • Zen Aniston
    October 23, 2017 at 2:13 pm

    This woman has been harassing local studio owners and trying to monopolize the market by giving away her thrifty studio classes for free. She has gone as far as suing her former employees for working elsewhere! She is a venomous snake who needs to be removed from the health field!

    • Butt Yogurt
      October 23, 2017 at 2:33 pm

      What’s with that 1 pix?
      Gold- FINGER!

    • karma namaste
      October 23, 2017 at 2:49 pm

      She can give away all those free classes because she pays Mike Panagakos her rent with blow jobs. (That’s his house in all those pics on her Instagram not hers btw). #picklepenis

  • Karen
    October 23, 2017 at 1:47 pm

    She also threatened legal action to another local fitness studio after claiming they were trying to steal her clients. This happened because the other studio’s instructors were taking classes at her place and wore a shirt with their logo on it. Note that the other studio doesn’t do yoga or spin and encourages their clients to do other forms of exercise. She banned anyone associated with the studio from coming there. Seems like she just likes to start trouble and play the victim. Heard she’s sued her former instructors too. I went to spin when she first opened. Left after she rolled into class after parking her Maserati in the handicapped spot, hung her Chanel bag on her bike, and had so much perfume on that it was hard to breathe. There a so many great local businesses to support that go through the proper channels to learn their craft and appreciate their clients instead of flaunting their wealth…can’t understand why anyone would give her their hard earned money.

  • Hopeless Yoga
    October 23, 2017 at 1:43 pm

    I wonder what her sugar daddy millionaire boyfriend Mike Panangakos has to say about all of this? (or sugar granddaddy might be appropriate considering their age difference) …..

    This girl is off her rocker and on a very high horse where she thinks she is better than everyone and can step on anyone who she feels like gets in her way.

    • Stunt Penis
      October 23, 2017 at 2:07 pm

      don’t be hatin’ now on the old guy scoring a young piece of ass.

      when you are his age you’ll be happy to score a nice young one who isn’t old, saggy and flabby

      • gfldgadfly
        October 23, 2017 at 8:45 pm

        What? Are your bifocals overdue for a new script?

  • Kyle
    October 23, 2017 at 1:13 pm

    And why is no one talking about why she has so much money. Her sugar daddy is Mike Panangakos. The real estate mogul that owns pretty much every commercial piece of real estate in the southcoast. I haven’t seen his drivers license but let’s put it this way, he qualifies for the senior citizen discount.

    • Kyle
      October 23, 2017 at 1:18 pm

      She conveniently leaves him off her Instagram account other than photos of his Maserati saying “what’s mine is mine and what’s his is mine”. She’s not with him for his money though

      • Imagine jen’s face right now
        October 23, 2017 at 1:45 pm

        1) she used to be a lawyer and was oh so very privileged enough to run away for a few years to live with a monk
        2) said lawyer is getting sued- she must’ve been a great lawyer!
        3) fun fact about her employees- they are NOT allowed to attend any other type of fitness class unless it is from her. It’s all in her employee contracts.
        4) she never cared to tell anyon she was Cape Verdean until she starting screaming outloud that Buti Yoga is racist. She doesn’t care about Cape Verdeans. She’s just embarrassed she failed majorly.

        • Anon
          October 23, 2017 at 1:50 pm

          5) her drink of choice is “lean” – yes people this means pain killers and soda. She publicly talks about this in her studio.

          • Stunt Penis
            October 23, 2017 at 2:32 pm

            “lean” doesn’t seem to be working from the size of her thighs and ass.

  • Stunt Penis
    October 23, 2017 at 12:45 pm

    Never heard of Buti Yoga. I thought maybe she called a sign company and told them she wanted to name her business BOOTY YOGA (given the size of her ass) and they accidentally misspelled it BUTI instead.

    Yoga “certifications” are a lot like “therapy animal” certifications. Spend 5 minutes and $10 on eBay, and you too can be a “certified” instructor.

    Certifications are just a money making scam for those companies who get suckers to buy into them.

    So, seems to me any Yoga place can create their own “certification” process for their own instructors.

    • Some Guy
      October 23, 2017 at 8:49 pm

      That’s why it’s important for you, as the consumer, to do a little research as to who’s teaching you what. The certification is less concerning than the fact that not one of her instructors have taken their 200 hour. That’s the universally recognized basic certification for yoga instructors.

  • Cpt. Kangaroo
    October 23, 2017 at 12:26 pm

    Maserati, Porsche ? Sounds like they were selling more than yoga mats at this dump. Ebbryting be rayciss. Boo hoo.

    • Itsjustme
      October 23, 2017 at 1:57 pm

      Remember the woman who had a zumba studio in Maine and it was a front for her prostitution? That is all I thought about while reading this. Either that or she has a rich daddy, or several rich daddies.

      • Yogi Bear
        October 23, 2017 at 2:15 pm

        Yep. Or D-R-U-G-S.

  • Annonymous
    October 23, 2017 at 11:55 am

    There wasn’t an issue with a yoga certification. She had several people teaching buti who were not certified. Major no no. One client even had a seizure in class and fought with the medics about closing the place down.

  • October 23, 2017 at 11:47 am

    It’s a jiggy boo convention masked as a Yoga studio. Someone called this activist diva queen out for not having proper certification, and she chose to close her business; while blaming others for her sociological failures. Tut, tut, tut.

  • Wtf
    October 23, 2017 at 11:46 am

    I have been looking for one of those plastic 1980’s fold out lawn chairs forever.
    Nothing else I care about in the story. Lol

  • Da Fuq
    October 23, 2017 at 11:36 am

    Ok… So… I read this whole article… and I got one question…

    Huh?

    • NYCBeagle
      October 23, 2017 at 1:17 pm

      I tried reading it but gave up. The only thing I caught is that “arguement” is misspelled.

    • Sonny's Mom
      October 23, 2017 at 3:14 pm

      Okay, a little background… First of all, none of these women is the real Bizzie Gold. Bizzie, the “inventor of buti yoga”, is a B-list celebrity blonde who lives in Arizona and is bff with other beautiful people, or something. (See butiyoga dot com)

      You probably never heard of something called Bikram yoga, either. That means doing traditional yoga in an overheated room.

      “Buti yoga” is basically bikram yoga combined with cardio exercises and a sound system turned up high enough to make your head explode. So “twerking to Kanye” in an overheated room is EXACTLY what “buti yoga” delivers.

      So now… who’s mad at who?

      • gfldgadfly
        October 23, 2017 at 8:40 pm

        Bikram yoga has enough dignity not to say “namaste, bitches”. And isn’t dignity a tenet of yoga? Along with balance and harmony?
        Thanks for your comments though, felicia.

        • Sonny's Mom
          October 23, 2017 at 10:19 pm

          Correct, Bikram is traditional yoga done in a room kept at a high temperature.

      • Da Fuq
        October 24, 2017 at 11:20 am

        I’ll ask again…

        Huh?

    • Mirror Mirror
      October 23, 2017 at 9:26 pm

      If I didn’t read the byline I would have sworn this was just more garbage time from SSTG.

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