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Goat Punks Down Zoo Tiger Who Was Supposed To Eat It, Takes His Bed, Becomes BFFL’s

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This is one of the most inspirational stories we’ve ever read…..

ABCThe goat, since named Timur, was given to the tiger Amur (another name for Siberian tigers) as live food. The Far Eastern Safari Park, in the Primorsky region bordering the Sea of Japan and North Korea, said it gives predators twice-weekly meals of live animals.

“Tiger Amur knows very well how to hunt goats and rabbits,” a keeper told the Siberian Times. “But recently he came across a goat that he refused to hunt.”

Instead, Timur chased Amur out of his sleeping quarters, banishing him to sleeping on the shelter’s roof. 

“We think that the goat never came across tigers and no-one taught him to be scared of them,” the keeper said.

Videos uploaded by the park to YouTube show Timur staying close to Amur, following him around the enclosure, and enforcing their new sleeping arrangements.

Turtleboy is obsessed with this amazing goat. The balls on this guy. He gets fed to a tiger for lunch. His job is to stand there and get eaten. And what does he do? Establishes alpha male status, kicks the the tiger out his bed, and instantly becomes his BFF. Best. Goat. Ever.

The zoo needs to immediately remove this goat before the tiger realizes that he’s being punked down by a goat with little man syndrome. Clearly this goat has earned the right to live and he is unworthy of being some loser tiger’s brunch.

#FreeTimur

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Alamy Live News. F79TNR Primorye Territory, Russia. 27th Nov, 2015. Amur, a Siberian tiger, and Timur, a goat, in Safari Park in the village of Shkotovo. Tigers are fed with live animals twice a week. They use their instincts while hunting the prey. But instead of eating Timur, Amur befriends the goat. © Yuri Smityuk/TASS/Alamy Live News This is an Alamy Live News image and may not be part of your current Alamy deal . If you are unsure, please contact our sales team to check.

 

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10 Comment(s)
  • FatFingerLou
    November 30, 2015 at 6:48 pm

    But you didn’t have to cut me off
    Make out like it never happened and that we were nothing
    And I don’t even need your love
    But you treat me like a stranger and that feels so rough

    Goatye

  • BobnMic
    November 30, 2015 at 11:21 am

    What do you call a goat with a beard?
    Goatee!

    Sorry. That was lamb…. I mean lame.

  • Finnish Goalie
    November 30, 2015 at 8:04 am

    I’ll be interested in seeing what happens if they place another live meal in there.

  • Devils Mouthpiece
    November 30, 2015 at 7:38 am

    Basically cats are useless creatures, so to see a goat dominate a stupid cat is the best story ever. Bring it on cat lovers, I really don’t care.

    Dogs rule, cats drool.

  • Wabbitt
    wabbitt
    November 29, 2015 at 7:51 pm

    #goatlivesmatter

  • Gronkmonster
    November 29, 2015 at 7:26 pm

    The wussifaction of this world even includes tigers

  • Mo
    November 29, 2015 at 5:54 pm

    Wait until that tiger gets hungry. The goat will be wishing he had wings!

  • Matthew
    November 29, 2015 at 3:24 pm

    This is the Tom Brady of goats

  • Maggie the Cat
    November 29, 2015 at 2:56 pm

    So…the goat got the tiger’s goat? (Sorry, I had to say that.)

  • Jafreese
    November 29, 2015 at 2:41 pm

    The GOAT of goats

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