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GoFundMe Trap Queen Brazen Brooks Is An Unemployed “Non-Binary” Femme Who Got Arrested For DUI And Raised $3,900 For Her “Survival Fund”

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White-hating “non-binary” Brazen Brooks (her real name is Chimere) from Allentown, PA has posted a GoFundMe page in order to beg for money for her “survival fund” which includes one of every color of her favorite lipstick, rent, her college education “paid in full” and, likely to cover the fines and court fees she obtained due to her drunk driving conviction in July of this year. Somehow she has raised $3,900.

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What we learned as soon as scrolling through her Facebook profile:

Meet Chimere “Brazen” Brooks

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What does non-binary mean I bet you may be wondering:

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But give me money…..

This is what she needs for “survival”

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She explains how she needs help saving for her own place for her own mental health and security and that hey, someone paying for her college tuition in full too would be just great. By all means hard working people should just pay for her education too because she is unable to do any work for herself? Get a job? Fill out a FAFSA? Apply for a scholarship? Naaaaaaaaaaaa. She has money to chug down booze though. She wants you to pay for it, for her “survival.”

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Any questions feel free to message me. I don’t feel comfortable publicly explaining my whole situation. The last gofundme I had was mass reported by cyberstalkers. I don’t wanna take any chances.”

Apparently, by her own account, she has tried this new age version of online panhandling before but it sounds like it was not welcomed with open arms. Gee, I wonder why. At the bottom of her crowd funding page she asks us to “help spread the word”. Sure, we can do that:

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An Allentown woman will have a chance to clear her record of charges she was driving drunk when her vehicle crashed into another vehicle on Route 222 in Richmond Township last fall. Chimere C. Brooks, 27, appeared Monday before Judge Eleni Dimitriou Geishauser to be accepted in the Accelerated Rehabilitative Disposition program for one year. Authorities said Brooks was northbound on Route 222 about 9 p.m Nov. 24 when she lost control of her vehicle while passing several other motorists just south of Route 662.Police said her vehicle crossed into the southbound lane and collided with a vehicle driven by Mark Drosdak, then 22, of Kenhorst.Both drivers were taken to Lehigh Valley Hospital near Allentown for treatment.

It appears that he/she was arrested for drunk driving in July and crashing into another innocent driver and is now in the Accelerated Rehabilitation Program to avoid jail time. Good times. A hard working young women clearly deserving of donations in the form of cash. Oh yea, and she’s also 27 and not 19, but we won’t bring that up because it’s racist and transphobic hate speech.

This chick can’t afford rent and food because:

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Drag me and show no mercy. While you’re at it, get off your lazy ass and get a job, or 2, or 3, and do whatever it takes to EARN the money that you need for your education and support yourself like every other adult has to. Everyone has some struggle, some excuse, everyone has a story, your story is that of a bum beggar who spends more time bashing white people on Facebook than filling out a job application from the looks of it. OH, and shopping for lipstick. Don’t forget the lipstick.

I am going to take a wild stab at it and say it sounds fishy that she cannot get any financial aid, the average single person can nearly have the entire cost of college covered, at community college at least by grants and student loans. There are scholarships if you apply yourself. A federal Pell Grant actually nearly covers the tuition and books. Again, GET A JOB, and you can pay to rent a room somewhere or split rent like many other college students, or attend school online at home. Things don’t just happen because you want them, they happen because you work for them. People succeed after making the effort. I’m willing to bet money that you would spend the any money given to this campaign and still not have a job to sustain the rent, IF you didn’t spend it all, and you’d be posting to panhandle again. After all, you already told us that you did another GoFundMe and it didn’t go so well. Hmmm…

But wait, there’s MORE…

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Can’t help but wonder what the reaction would be if:

Things I hate about 2016:

            -black people discussing gender

            -black people……………..

Yea, exactly, you get where this is going. Hate for white people is coming out of her pores while she cries about endless problems with everything white.It’s white supremacy’s fault. Do you qualify for food stamps? It’s so bad you have to decide between food and college? Oh? White people hate all of humanity. Yes, white people are ALL horrible horrible and vile evil beings. But, give me money……

With her mentality and attitude, it is her own fault no one will probably ever hire her. She is an openly racist, hateful, lazy, beggar, not a doer, a hard worker, or model employee.

Yes, give her your money so we can see how many cool colors of hair and lipstick she can bedazzle us with while she struggles to decide between food and college…eh hem, I mean lipstick.

One last mentionable item we can at least nod our head and agree with:

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Well, Amen to that, Brazen.

 

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18 Comment(s)
  • hEEEEEEEEEEH
    September 29, 2016 at 1:56 pm

    And that is what we are saying, when we talk disdainfully about poor people buying lobster and steak, or nice phones, or new clothes. We are saying, you are not sorry and ashamed enough. You do not hate your poor existence enough. Because when you are poor, you are supposed to take the help that is never enough and stretch it so you have just enough misery to get by. Because when you are poor you are supposed to eat ramen every day and you are supposed to know that every bite of that nutrition-less soup is your punishment for bad life decisions. Your kids are supposed to be mocked at school for their outdated clothes—how else will they know to not end up like you when they grow up?

    And for heaven’s sake, the last thing you should be allowed to do is to take one evening with your kids to sit at a table and eat a dish of pure indulgence in the hopes that your children will have a few minutes to feel the same way you did when you were a kid and you weren’t ashamed to exist.

    I look back on this time and I do feel shame. Not for being poor, but for allowing the judgement of others to dehumanize both me and my mom. I’m ashamed because as I sat at that table, I didn’t taste a single bite of that Boston cream pie. I haven’t had Boston cream pie since, and I doubt I ever will, because the opportunity for it to taste like indulgence and humanity and normality has been lost, and now it can only taste like regret.

    And that is all that we accomplish, when we shame poor people for daring to live for a moment like they are not at the mercy of others. We deny them the opportunity to live like actual human beings worthy of dignity and respect. Everyone should be able to bring home a steak or a lobster, or a Boston cream pie, once in a while.

    • ❤❤❤
      March 10, 2017 at 1:13 am

      Thank you for this

  • EostarGG
    September 27, 2016 at 10:01 pm

    Like all ur facts are wrong tho? Cuz Brazen isn’t Chimere and like u don’t know shit all about how much things cost (hint a lot of shit that Brazen has/wears was cheap or free). And like ur trying to make money dragging strangers on the internet with false claims so idk how u can talk? Lol pathetic.

  • 3Edgy5u
    September 27, 2016 at 6:51 pm

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  • Black ppl can't be racist
    September 27, 2016 at 5:50 pm

    Wow Brazen and Chimere aren’t the same person are u sure ur a reporter? This is just spreading rumors at this point, this isn’t high school buddy.

  • ooo
    September 27, 2016 at 5:45 pm

    There’s so much advertising space and page promotions on this site, I almost didn’t notice the hate-filled “news” articles. Try again.

  • Rekt
    September 27, 2016 at 4:09 pm

    I am loving all the white people being mad that this person’s fb posts are “racist” against them??? Like I’m sure this is really hard for you. Grats for boosting the GFM though?

  • Merriam Webster
    September 27, 2016 at 3:55 pm

    bra·zen
    ˈbrāzən/
    adjective

    1.
    bold and without shame.
    “he went about his illegal business with a brazen assurance”
    synonyms: bold, shameless, unashamed, unabashed, unembarrassed; More
    defiant, impudent, impertinent, cheeky, insolent, in-your-face;
    barefaced, blatant, flagrant;
    antonyms: timid
    2.
    literary
    made of brass.

    Yep… Balls of brass on this one!

    • True Reality Speaks
      Mirror Mirror
      September 27, 2016 at 7:05 pm

      Nah – just entitled and stupid.

  • AJ
    September 27, 2016 at 3:43 pm

    It appears to be her, she shared about the fact she put the GOfund me up. She goes by Brazen, but her name is Chimere.

    • ThisIsHilarious
      September 27, 2016 at 4:07 pm

      No, it really isn’t LOL u failed your own fact check

  • lmfao
    September 27, 2016 at 3:42 pm

    These are two different people, but A+ reporting there buddy!

  • Emily
    September 27, 2016 at 3:05 pm

    What a piece of work. Refreshing to see how all white people aggravate her. At least we’re reading about a black person who is….yup..a racist. Not to mention STUPID as all get up.
    All white people can save their money NOW

  • MMMmmmmomg
    September 27, 2016 at 1:00 pm

    The person in the GoFundMe isn’t Chimere but u tried I guess?

    • Donna
      December 28, 2016 at 6:56 pm

      You are right…. This is not Chimere…. Brazen really is only 19….

  • whatevuh
    WHATEVUH
    September 27, 2016 at 12:12 pm

    just another stupid nigger . . . (drops mic, walks away)

  • Turd Burglestein
    September 27, 2016 at 11:58 am

    I want to start a GoFundMe to pay for photoshop lessons so I can photoshop dicks on all of these imbeciles.

  • JoeMomma
    September 27, 2016 at 11:56 am

    I’ve flushed more intelligent things down my toilet…..

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