Breaking News: Grandma Hog Jockey, whose daughter was recently arrested by Worcester Police for robbing an old folks home and assaulting three staff members, has issued an official press release about the story she was featured in.
Let’s ATTEMPT to deconstruct this amazing piece of ratchet pie.
“someone screen shot this to mr turtle man!! if that picture of my 14 year old MINOR CHILD ISNT REMOVED THE ONLY PLACE HES GONNA BLOG FROM IS SOTTING WITH LANNA SINCE HE LOVES HER SO MUCH,”
Translation – Turtleboy is going to jail
I assume Lanna is her daughter, the one who is in jail for assaulting employees at an old folks home and stealing a purse.
According to Grandma Hog Jockey I’m going to jail because I posted a picture of her 14 year old daughter? I definitely posted pictures of what appear to be older images of her currently incarcerated son (based on Facebook comments on this picture).
Along with some of her inspirational quotes about her love of dong.
But I don’t see any 14 year old semen demons on the blog. I also don’t think I’ll be able to blog in jail, as I would imagine the wifi connection blows.
“OH AND THAT LAWSUIT WONT BE SAVED BY OPINIONS CAUSE NOT EVEN THE LAW CAN POST A MINOR CHILD.”
Welp, it’s in ALL CAPS, so it must be important. But using my fluency in Ratchetese I believe this sentence is supposed to suggest that she plans on filing a lawsuit, and that I won’t be able to use the legal defense that my speech is opinion, because posting pictures of an imaginary 14 year old is against the law.
This story is developing.
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36 Comment(s)
i am just surprised someone stuck their dick in that. even in the 80’or 90’s that beast would look unfuckable. im guessing he was living with her and the crotchfruit just to live off the welfare money she got for the kids. on a scale of 1 to 10 id give it a hell no
I know your kind never say ‘Thank You’. From us to you, Victoria, ‘You’re Welcome’.
I think she’s referencing the tiny little profile pic bubble, which is obviously pathetic, since it’s her own public profile pic.
She made a mistake. 14 was her IQ.
Lose the glasses.You look like Andy Dick in drag….
Let your plans be dark and impenetrable as night! I think it is way past high time we had a midnight ride! It should go down here again! The leftyloone’ A Coming, The leftyloon’ A Coming!
Yo, Unc, is this bitch ass Grandma Ho bout to snitch on you?
Hit me up, I know gangsta ass bangaz in all of Worcester’s hoods.
Especially da PVE and GBV. Ya heard?
She is really rocking that diaper under those 3 dollar jeans.
I’m sure she has bags full of money to hire a lawyer, since living in “da hood” Great Brook Valley section 8 dump attracts only the best and brightest of the Worcester area
Would.
Get Fucked
Finn
You’re so lost Fake Finn… I know Finn. Swing and a miss.
Thanks for the support but I’m quite able to defend myself *wink*.
Does anyone here know a Subaru mechanic that works for cheap?
Get Fucked,
Finn
i know a cheap bastard who drives an ancient Subaru, but he doesn’t work. hope this helps.
Notice Barstool had 10,000 more blogs today about underage girls on Tick Tock or whatever it’s called. Pervs. Fuck Barstool
Under-Age Girls?
Would.
Get Fucked.
Finn
Limerick of the day
A filthy hog jockey named Vicky
Had a vag that was rancid and sticky
The smell from her twat
Would drive off a rat
Even one that was not very picky
Dick Scratcher, aged 48 and me aging faster every time I see this skank’s pics and grammar
What’s up wanna be bushwick Brooklyn. Oh yah you would like it if your were thrown into a van inbound to the south Bronx
I’ll give it a B- .You lost points because twat doesn’t rhyme with rat.
In the UK we pronounce it twAT rather than twOT.
Try it, it sounds way more abusive. 🙂
DS
“Look at my tattoos.. yup.. I am a tough guy” “…….Right guys…”
I’d let her give me a Chicago Nose Job any day.
This semi-illeterate twat has an ass two axe-handles wide and a face like ancient carp. Her gash probably smells like one, too. I cannot fathom any “good dick” getting within 20 fathoms of that thing.
Excuse me while I throw up in my mouth a bit.
I have penned a limericks above with these very sentiments.
DS
Which I thoroughly enjoyed!!
Ghetto for sure, but I wouldn’t mind if she gave me a Lipnicki..
Looks like all that EBT and welfare went straight to her ASS!!
Is her idea of good dick one that is not oozing pus or have chancres on the side? In military terms she is not a high-value target. More like bottom of the barrel!
It’s believed that ratchets are audible at up to 300 yards
I have a sinking feeling this very confused woman is somehow trying to reinvent herself or her son as a lower-class (if that’s even possible) ‘hood version of Meghan Markle. Soon they’ll be asking Justin Trudeau to pay for their 24/7 protection from their own reflections that they see after dark in the ‘hood.
Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it.
Large mouth tryin’ to suck on a worm
Moe: So your goin fishin tomorrow? You got worms?
Larry: Yeah, but I’m goin anyway
We aren’t even out of the 1st month of 2020 and all the ratchets are in FULL FORCE. All caps really do mean biznass.
What a classless cunt.
Her arm looks more like a leg of lamb.
TOTALLY does HAHAHA