What do you do when your crotch fruit tells you that she’s being bullied at school? Well, if you’re from Holyoke the correct answer is apparently to drive to the school, act as ratchet as possible, try to fight a bunch of children, and then intentionally smash your car into another car in order to intimidate said children who are just trying to get the fuck out of of there.
The school is called “Social Justice Charter School.”
Can’t make shit stuff up folks.
My favorite part of the police report was this:
Ofc Montanez went to advise the mom on her options of filing a report, and criminal charges on those that hit her daughter. She replied that she was not filing a report, and that she was going to go to the house and “f*** those b****es up.”
She was advised not to do that.
Excuse Miss, I understand your inner Holyoke is telling you that it’s the right thing to follow a bunch of teenagers back to their house and give them the hoodrat helicopter, but we would strongly advise you to go ahead and not do that. Thank you.
Don’t say she didn’t warn y’all this was gonna happen though.
So just to recap. She found out at 8 PM that her daughter was allegedly jumped at school. Not from the principal or the police, but from her poon polyp’s friend. And naturally instead of being an adult and calling the school she decided to take the law into her own hands by going down to the school to try out for a World Star hip hop video and tell the cops “bitch you got nothing on me.”
Seems like a well thought out plan indeed.
The Holyoke Hoodbunny briefly showed up in the comments on the Chicopee Police Department’s Facebook page, but ended up deactivating before we could get any screenshots. Luckily Grandma Hoodbunny doesn’t believe in the delete and retreat, and she’s had quite enough of the fatties picking on her granddaughter.
Nothing says dindu nuffin quite like fat shaming a bunch of kids in order to defend your ratchet grown ass daughter, and your future ratchet in training granddaughter. Grandma don’t play.
If you’re a grandmother who does duckface AND cat filter, you’ve probably spawned someone who has been featured in a Turtleboy blog.
Her granddaughter is a teenager and they live in Holyoke, so science tells us that she’ll be a great grandmother by the time I hit the publish button.
She may only be in her early 50’s, but that’s at least 142 in Holyoke years. Ya look great girl!
I know when I go to Grandma’s house I usually find a bunch of trap queens passing around bottles of Tequila while yelling “mira, mira, mira” over and over and over again.
Should’ve cursed those fatties a thousand pigs!
I thought we all could agree that a mother using a car as a weapon to intimidate a bunch of children was a bad thing, but I forgot how the rules work in Holyoke. All the dog filters agree that Mom couldn’t have possibly done anything differently.
Keep in mind, the Holyoke Hoodbunny took absolutely ZERO STEPS in addressing any alleged bullying that was happening in the school. She didn’t call the school and set up a meeting, or even write an email. A kid called her up talking shit and that was all she needed to hear before she was ready to finna catch dis case.
Hey ladies, I know you think this is all normal because your idea of a hot date is getting T-boned in the back of a 97 Civic, but outside of Holyoke we’re all laughing at the burning piles of trash you call life.
Oh, and just for good measure – Mom’s apparently pregnant.
She ain’t afraid to catch a case OR catch a nut either. Because….fuck birth control. Creampie, it’s what’s for dinner.
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