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Greenfield Chud Magnet Selling Food Stamps For 31% Has No Kids, Gets Pedicures, iPhones, And Has A Million Arrests For Heroin

Greenfield Chud Magnet Selling Food Stamps For 31% Has No Kids, Gets Pedicures, iPhones, And Has A Million Arrests For Heroin

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Here’s your entrepreneurial food stamps gutterslug salesman of the day out of Greenfield….

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If you’re selling $160 worth of your own food stamps for $50, that means you REALLY, REALLY need a fresh bag of H. The going rate for ratchets selling food stamps on Facebook is generally 50% of face value. Right now she’s selling hers for 31%!! She’s like the Marshall’s of unlicensed hoodrat food stamp stores. For $50 the customer should expect to receive $100 in stamps. To buy $160 worth of stamps it generally runs you about $80. Trust us, we have extensive experience viewing these creatures on Facebook. We know the market.

So if someone is willing to part with that much in food stamps for that little, it means they’re not fucking around. It means Diego just got a new shipment in from Holyoke, and that stuff is going fast!! This is clearly a buyer’s market, but it’s worth it because Diego’s shit is THE BOMB!!!

Usually when we profile these chudstuffers there is at least one small child in the picture. Those are the money makers. Everyone muff in America knows that. The more kids you pop out the more cash money you’re getting from the taxpayers.

But Tiffani Martin does not appear to have any kids. So…..why does a single, able bodied chick get stamps? Oh that’s right, because it’s Massachusetts. And our politicians get elected by promising free shit to degenerates. And if ANY legislator suggests that we slightly cut funding for it, then they obviously hate the poor and they’re probably racist too.

And Tiffani Martin obviously needs free money from the government because she’s clearly struggling. I mean, how long can you expect a ratchet to go without a new iPhone? She doesn’t accept “shitty” phones?

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She might not be able to pay for her own groceries, but she has plenty of money for blunts to the dome.

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New tattoos

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And pedicures

 

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Looks like she’s selling her stamps because she’s gonna need some cash to pay off her latest legal counsel fees for heroin possession:

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So that’s how she qualifies for food stamps. She has the “disease” of heroin addiction. You’ll notice that the courthouse records list her as being from Palmer, not Greenfield or Turners Falls which she lists in her Facebook bio. But every time she goes to court (and it’s a lot) she has a different home town. Sometimes it’s North Adams:

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Other times it’s Montague:

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And on special occasions she’s from Deerfield:

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Oh, and her mother seems lovely too:

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Can’t figure out where she gets it from!!!

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Once again, here is how you can report Tiffani Martin for food stamp fraud. But please, keep telling me how rare stuff like this is. Because it hardly ever seems to happen. Ever.

 

 

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45 Comment(s)
  • gfldgadfly
    April 11, 2017 at 2:24 pm

    Haha I knew that name sounded familiar… Sure enough I had put this needledee on my “do not rent ” list after an earlier arrest. Just fyi all you junior wannabe hardasses… Some landlords read the police reports.
    And also fyi, the food stamp scam is the oldest one in the book. Whose stamps are those ? If you’re selling them at 33% did you buy them with a 20% h bag?
    Youse a bidnazzwoman, gurl.

  • Kimberley
    February 25, 2017 at 7:08 pm

    Makes me sick I’m disabled and I don’t get food stamps but wish I did I live in low income housing so I became unqualified but let me tell u there’s not a day that goes by that my fridge isn’t empty !
    You people are a disgrace …. lol too funny how bad I need food stamps n a loser can get them n sell them for there dope fix

  • Lucky Lefty
    February 24, 2017 at 8:17 am

    I agree with the blunts…free the weed..
    I’m a MMJ advocate…aside from that…f#!k this chick..or rather don’t, cuz when she out of food stamps…………….

  • February 23, 2017 at 2:48 pm

    Absolutely sickening. ..the only reason I wouldn’t waste a bullet on them is .I know what goes around comes around. …
    God’sa better aim .amen

  • D
    February 23, 2017 at 10:00 am

    I went to school with this girl. I can see nothing’s changed. Glad it’s being brought to light.

  • whatevuh
    WHATEVUH
    February 23, 2017 at 5:19 am

    Cute little body, but I’m betting she’s got some kind of infection to spread around to anyone stupid enough to fuck it

  • February 23, 2017 at 1:14 am

    Does anyone else find it creepy that Turtle boy stalks peoples pages?? Anyone who writes shit like this is a coward. Pointing out that someones a shitty person kinda makes you one also!!! Does it make you feel better to be such a judgemental prick? The only people who find this funny are just as miserable as you. An artice about how she is misusing the state program would have gotten your point across and her reported.
    The rest is you, making this artical interesting by praying on what other scumbags like you want the most. Drama!! Hurting people with there history for fun is not journalism and this whole article is amature at best!! You do relize 90% of your fan base is others looking to hurt others? Most of your information probably comes from these peoples enemy’s. Pretty sure GOD will look at her drug use/EBT sales and your articals the same way. Shameful and hurtful. Your no better especially hiding who you are… I bet you got an EBT card as well? It takes a scumbag to know this much information about scumbags. You talk like.your not going to hell with them. Lmfao!! You sir are a dumbass!!

    • February 23, 2017 at 9:50 am

      It is wrong to judge her mother. I know her personally. She is a hard working woman who is going through enough with having to worry about her kid dying 24/7

    • D
      February 23, 2017 at 10:04 am

      Called doing research. Not like they did it over time….

  • Lenny
    February 22, 2017 at 8:14 pm

    I’d love to drop my load deep inside the crevase of her ass hole then tell her how I rode the bench at RWU

  • Lenny
    February 22, 2017 at 8:12 pm

    I’d love to drop my load deep inside the crevase of her ass hole

  • ElJefe72
    ElJefe72
    February 22, 2017 at 7:59 pm

    CHUD – Canniblastic Humanoid Underground Dweller

  • Jon
    February 22, 2017 at 5:58 pm

    This is a scummy website with scummier writers. Outting people and starting a witch hunt isn’t journalism. Turtleboysports is terrible media with terrible publications.

    • MrSmiley
      February 22, 2017 at 7:16 pm

      So stop showing up here and go tell someone who cares.

    • UsualSuspect
      UsualSuspect
      February 22, 2017 at 9:27 pm

      So you condone theft of taxpayer dollars, skanky junkie whores, and SJW tears. GTFO & GFY.

    • True Reality Speaks
      Mirror Mirror
      February 22, 2017 at 9:31 pm

      She still isn’t giving you any, beta boy.

    • Timothy Bizznelli
      April 13, 2017 at 10:13 pm

      And right on cue, in rides the White Knight, armor shining, fresh from Reddit where he was probably complementing chicks who were threatening to off themselves or something. Do us a favor: if you love “high quality journalism” so much, grab a copy of USA Today, roll it up, turn it sideways, swallow your vitamins, say your prayers and stick it straight up your roody-poo candy ass.

    • itsjustme
      Itsjustme
      April 14, 2017 at 11:02 am

      Someone is upset all the people they buy/trade foodstamps with is being called out on TB for the scum they are.

  • Former City Worker
    February 22, 2017 at 5:35 pm

    For Veterans in Massachusetts we have “Chapter 115”, its similar to unemployment where its a cash payout (avg $1,300 per month) so long as the Veteran completes work searches, attends meetings at the Career Centers, stays drug free etc.. Each City has an Investigator that follows up their work search, checks bank statements and ensures they are following the steps to get OFF the taxpayer funded program. And VSO’s can suspend benefits at any time is someone does not comply. For the most part it works, there is a guardian of the taxpayers dollars and also someone who is interested in getting someone OFF public assistance. Why the FUCK is this standard applied to Veterans but not the general pop? I don’t get it.

    • Chris
      February 22, 2017 at 7:59 pm

      I’m a veteran and I had no idea about this. I was out of work for a two months for surgery shortly after I got off active duty a few years back. I probably would have looked into this, but had no idea. would I have been eligible for such program for only two months? I didn’t have vacation to use as I had just got my old job back at UPS. Just wondering so I can advise friends who might go through something similar down the line.

      • FCW
        February 22, 2017 at 8:08 pm

        Yes, it is a program available ONLY in Mass, Every city and town in Mass has a Veteran Service Officer, usually in City Hall (the exception where a bunch of small towns will have one person covering multiple areas) first step is checking out your city’s website and contacting the VSO. Now, just like any municipal employee, some are better, and more responsive than others. Good luck my friend!

  • Fuck Outta Here
    February 22, 2017 at 5:01 pm

    Funny thing!!

    I know this pathetic excuse of a person. I went to high school with her for a short time, and she used to internet bully me. I had enough of it after three days and i cornered her at school and threatened her. She backed of pretty damn quick. Im a single mom and its pretty pathetic shes using her drug habit as an excuse to live off of taxpayer money to sell it for drugs and personal use. She definitely hasnt changed much.

    • Yalie
      February 22, 2017 at 5:35 pm

      I see you’re off to great start too.

  • Andrew piela
    February 22, 2017 at 4:55 pm

    I had the misfortune of meeting this person she made me feel very sorry for her when she started crying on Christmas and told me she had nowhere to go I bought her food and then on the way home she stole my wallet this is the biggest piece of s*** human being I have ever met… She also admitTed she sleeps with dealers for heroine

    • Margaret Melican
      February 22, 2017 at 5:26 pm

      What????

    • anonymous
      February 22, 2017 at 7:01 pm

      went to school with her and had a similar situation. didn’t know about the drug issues and thought i was genuinely going to help her since she needed to borrow money. never got it back and glad karma is putting her on blast.

  • Mediocrity
    February 22, 2017 at 4:35 pm

    Gawd this pisses me off.

  • Cait
    February 22, 2017 at 4:11 pm

    ugh

  • PJ
    February 22, 2017 at 3:18 pm

    I’d pump a load into that trashbag.

    • ChrisInShrewsbury
      ChrisInShrewsbury
      February 23, 2017 at 6:57 am

      2 beers maybe 3 and I’m ready to go. Does she charge?

  • February 22, 2017 at 2:44 pm

    she’s got a kid

  • Lt Dan
    February 22, 2017 at 2:00 pm

    But the sheltered twats from Wellesley, etc think we who live amongst this trash are racists for our views shaped by real life experience.

  • Kim's Nails
    February 22, 2017 at 1:22 pm

    Always enough of cash to do their nails.

    • Fuck this
      February 22, 2017 at 1:29 pm

      I wonder what it’s like to be able to sit in a chair relax and have someone do your nails? A pedi? Who the hell can pay for one when we have real life responsibility to take care of? My kids have birthdays coming up in a few weeks……does that mean I start a go fund me so my daughter turning 12 can get her new bike? How about my daughter who is turning 18, not pregnant, graduating with high honors and heading off to college?? She is getting cash and scratch tickets that she can now legally cash….. how do I start that go fund me account?

      • LLC
        February 22, 2017 at 1:51 pm

        I know it sucks…but you’re doing the right thing. None of your daughters will be EBT queens nor have a loser mom “defending” them on FB. Keep fighting.

        • Fuck this
          February 22, 2017 at 2:14 pm

          My kids know if they do wrong I am the wrong person to have defending them! I was brought up to respect authorite! My girls are taught the same, they do something stupid or get in trouble with the law, they fuck up I will be right there to kick ass and then turn them over to the police! Don’t call me for bail, you did something wrong you can figure out your next step as well! Shit I took a pack of hubba Bubba from gorettis as a kid and my mother did not drive me but marched me down there return the gum then face the consequences! Always hated mom did it but now I know why!

          • Sloppy
            February 22, 2017 at 10:20 pm

            I know some folks who grew up with moms like you (at least from how you’ve described your situation). They learned some very valuable lessons in life early on, learned respect and sacrifice. It caused them to grow up with serious outlooks, work hard, and work smart- while their peers (yours truly) were still being knuckleheads. And if it’s any solace to you now, all these people have turned out to be very successful, and now make damn sure to take great care of their dear old moms who tried so much for them when they were growing up!

      • Jfox
        February 22, 2017 at 7:13 pm

        Totally agree! I have children to feed and bills!!! I can’t remember my last pedicure and this girl is getting paid to sit on her a$$?!

  • Fuck this
    February 22, 2017 at 1:05 pm

    This shit pisses me off! I am a disabled mom of 2, I still work because putting back into the system is what you are suppose to do. I make five dollars to much for food stamps that sometimes I could really use! I have had many breast surgeries and now need 2 more so I make sure I live and take care of my daughters! When you have to have your breast removed you can’t go back to work the next day. You are in lots of pain and can barely lift your arm to take a drink. It puts me in a bad place because if I don’t work my kids won’t have food on the table, lunch for school or anything. He’ll my kids can’t even get free lunch at school!! I should troll Facebook and buy up all these food stamps because unlike these fucknuts I actually like to have food in my house!! Our system is wonderful, if I sit on my ass at home I can get food stamps for my kids but I try to put back into the system I get screwed!

    • TheRealZephyrCat
      February 22, 2017 at 1:17 pm

      You are correct. The system is so beyond fucked. And the politicians really don’t give a shit. They’re ultimately just people who are drawn to power. They do just enough to make it look like they’re trying. Not their money. They’re just content to work that cushy job for all it’s worth. And people in govt jobs pretty much only care that they got their benefits that most people don’t. Oh, and it ain’t their money either so fuck it if there’s actual abuse of the system. It becomes apparent it doesn’t pay to care. Until one day the system collapses like in Venezuela. Bah!!! But that’s impossible here. And so it goes.

    • Patrick
      February 23, 2017 at 1:00 pm

      I admire you.

    • itsjustme
      ITSJUSTME
      April 1, 2017 at 4:32 pm

      I know this is over a month old but just wanted to say, first, I hope your health improves and you’re doing better. Secondly, you should be proud of yourself. Yes, the system sucks and it’s made worse when you see stuff like this posted all the time. I don’t know how old your children are, but if they don’t know it now, they will someday all the sacrifices you made for them.
      I just started reading this blog recently and I had no clue there were so many people out there like this, and basically in my backyard. It’s been very eye opening for me and reminds me of all the changes that need to be made.

  • TheRealZephyrCat
    February 22, 2017 at 1:01 pm

    I don’t know but there used to be a time when you were ballsy enough to even ask for free stit that you were content that someone obliged. But this new generation of dirtbags doesn’t want the “shitty stuff”. No, if they get a freebie at least be courteous enough to make it the top of the line.

  • ZephyrCat
    February 22, 2017 at 12:55 pm

    What the fuck is wrong with some of these women?? Do they really think the fishlip thing is the new version of a smile?? And you only take bathroom shots like that if they’re to be used for an escort ad.

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