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Greenfield Condom Bandit Dropping Open Condoms In Mailboxes All Around Town Is Finally Caught On Video

Greenfield Condom Bandit Dropping Open Condoms In Mailboxes All Around Town Is Finally Caught On Video

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The Greenfield Condom Bandits have struck again:

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So many questions to ask about this. Starting with….

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I would assume this individual was discarding the condom because he prefers the sweet sensation commonly known as “raw dog.” This is why these people reproduce faster than the rest of us. Because for them, condoms are toys for hilarious pranks, instead of yogurt catchers.

And apparently this is not the first, nor will it be the last time this young rapscallion has dropped off a punani raincoat at an unsuspecting person’s house:

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The fact that this individual is wearing American Eagle leads me to believe that they are under the age of 18. Because any adult male that still shops at American Eagle for anything except cheap boxer shorts is more than likely gonna end up on the sex offender registration at some point in the not too distant future.

Anyway, it looks like this woman knows who the Greenfield Condom Bandit is, as Greenfield isn’t the biggest place in the world, and several people have inboxed her. My bet is it’s gotta be someone from Colrain. If you think this isn’t below your average Colrainian then you don’t know Colrain. This is your average Friday night in Colrain. And unfortunately this is the kind of risk you take when you buy a house so close to Colrain. Lesson learned.

 

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7 Comment(s)
  • Dumb Ass!
    May 8, 2017 at 10:59 am

    Don’t you realize that once you are discovered, your life is pretty much ruined? The INTERNET IS FOREVER!!! Good luck with finding a job, or getting into college, dumb ass (or potentially using those condoms with a meaningful woman!)

  • suckmyd
    May 7, 2017 at 9:56 pm

    lol that dumbass will never make it as a mailman he checked both the box and what he was sticking in there.

  • AE
    May 7, 2017 at 8:33 pm

    Umm.. I’m an over 40 male and American Eagle jeans are the only jeans I wear. They fit great. Am I supposed to be a Wrangler or Lee wearer? No sex offender here.

  • FatFingr Lou
    May 7, 2017 at 4:24 pm

    Maybe the neighbors enjoy fresh caught Coney Island whitefish, and this young
    entrepreneur delivers?

  • Anthony
    May 7, 2017 at 11:46 am

    Small isolated former mill town with a limited inbreeding gene pool.

  • Madcow not Rachel
    May 7, 2017 at 11:32 am

    Kid looks like the type that would suck out the goodies before he drops em.

  • Diane Woods emerson
    Wtf
    May 7, 2017 at 10:55 am

    Why? Just ask him why?

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