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Grief Lightning Attempts To Use Kobe Bryant’s Death To Drum Up Sales For Failing Photography Business

 

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This is Vienna Groom from Enfield, CT.

She’s really upset about the death of Kobe Bryant, and because of that she’s decided to profit off of the grief and sorrow we’re all feeling for the man.

So let met get this straight. A celebrity died 3,000 miles away, and you’re using this tragedy AND the guilt of your missing cants and schizo brother to try to get people to pay you money to have their pictures taken?

Perfectly normal thing to do.

Some heartless assholes pointed out that this was probably in bad taste.

But it’s OK because she’s only making $35 a shoot.

Plus, people do remixes from dead musicians’s music, so it’s OK.

Sure, they pay royalties, but we’ll just ignore that part. She’s arbitrarily decided that $35 is an OK amount to profit off of the death of Kobe Bryant, because “we’re all grieving.”

No bitch. Just no. You are not grieving, and neither is anyone else. I liked Kobe, and I feel awful about what he and his daughter went through in their final moments, but we are not grieving.

Here’s a pro-tip – don’t quit your day job to open your own photography business if you’re dependent upon an Enfield Facebook group to drum up business.

Oh, and she doesn’t like your autistic kids all up in crotch fruit’s grill at the pool either.

So yea, if you’re down in the dumps about Kobe Bryant dying and wanna piss away some money to make yourself feel better, call up my girl Olivia so she can take some pictures and make all your pain go away.

 

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43 Comment(s)
  • Photogenic Phil
    January 31, 2020 at 10:51 pm

    Who gives a shit about this morons shitty photography business? If you’re the type of person whos dumb enough to hire someone like this as a photographer you deserve to get ripped off.

  • Gibbs
    January 31, 2020 at 3:26 pm

    Turtleboy gets lamer,gayer, and more liberal each day

  • The Idea Man
    January 31, 2020 at 11:50 am

    Here’s an idea for the future, Vienna. Jello Shots. When the Cos sheds his mortal coil you can make a killing selling Jello Shots.

  • Hey you who me
    January 31, 2020 at 11:40 am

    I don’t see the problem here. She even stated to get the discount you need to wear his colors.

  • no name
    January 31, 2020 at 11:25 am

    Considering turtleboy and Worcester digital marketing LLC make whatever income they get off the misery of others it’s pretty funny that they’re calling out this woman for doing the same thing

    • Truth
      January 31, 2020 at 11:42 am

      The people TB exposes are not suffering. They are human scum who are PROUD of their behavior and need to be taken down a peg or two. Nice try Vienna.

  • SC
    January 31, 2020 at 10:59 am

    Yeah this one aint it TB. I’d take this down…I dont think this mistake is worth for her to be put on blast on a big time blog

  • Love Shaq Baby
    January 31, 2020 at 10:17 am

    She’s not trying to scam for welfare , she’s trying to make a living. Good for her. Unlike Kobe she presumably didn’t rape anyone. The fact is that Kobe and his big fucking ego killed his daughter by demanding a flight in bad weather so fuck him and good for her. You don’t mind those cunts on tv and at Nike all profiting from his death with their all Kobe all the time bullshit.
    This is truly TB at his assholian ratchet worst.
    Good for her and fuck you since you are trying to profit off his death by slamming her for trying to profit off his death. I’d love to profit off his death the fucking low life daughter killer that he is.

  • Silencio Dogood
    January 31, 2020 at 3:20 am

    she’s rude as h***, letting her cats out to feed the wildlife, a typically white trash behavior, and taking photos at crash sites to build her portfolio (i.e. people standing in front of a tree).

  • Brockton Business man
    January 30, 2020 at 11:41 pm

    Hey vienna, I’ll let you take a picture of my hairy Butt hole but I can only pay you with my EBT card because I live in Brockton and don’t have a job.

  • I like her a lot
    January 30, 2020 at 11:12 pm

    TB, give her a break, and give us a break. In asking for work she says “it would help me out a lot.” Kudos to her, aside from the fact she’s trying to work and be self-supporting, she actually knows her grammar! She uses the correct “a lot” instead of the ungrammatical “alot” that most imbeciles today write and think. It feels like years since I’ve seen the correct grammar on that issue. She seems thoughtful and responsible about her children. No drug use, no prostitution, no welfare. She’d probably make a nice neighbor. TB, when that helicopter went down, it left your brain in the fog. Don’t let the perfect be the enemy of the good….

    • Henry Fonda
      January 31, 2020 at 12:38 am

      After hearing your testimony, I’ve changed my mind… not guilty

      • Martin Balsam
        January 31, 2020 at 12:39 am

        Not guilty

        • Lee J Cobb
          January 31, 2020 at 12:40 am

          Not guilty

          • Ed Begley
            January 31, 2020 at 12:41 am

            Not guilty

      • Jack klugman
        January 31, 2020 at 12:43 am

        Not guilty

      • Jack Warden
        January 31, 2020 at 11:45 am

        Fuck you all. She’s guilty!!!

    • Giotto's Wet Fart
      January 31, 2020 at 5:33 am

      You are right. I was wrong. This is just an entrepreneur trying to feed herself and her kids.

      I’m sorry that a group of people including children died in an aviation accident. I couldn’t care less that one of them was a sports ball player but I understand that this means something to others. This chick didn’t do the unpardonable like rob elders in a nursing home or send dick picks to little girls. I got it wrong.

  • TB Is Taking Kobes Death Way Too Hard
    January 30, 2020 at 10:31 pm

    Ive loved almost every TB article but this one is not one of them. Whats with your fascination with Kobe ? You defend him like a ratchet defends her fake Facebook account. I dont get what this girls done to be slammed on TB. Youre way too harsh this time.

  • Captain Trips
    January 30, 2020 at 9:42 pm

    Fuck her.

    No, not me, I have standards.

    They may be low, but not this low!

  • Giotto's Wet Fart
    January 30, 2020 at 8:31 pm

    Just a dopey person with poor judgement. Slow news day. Tomorrow some useless eater from Woonsocket, Worcester, or New Bedford will do something incredibly anti-social. Looking forward to the shaming.

    I still think the neutron bomb idea is a winner.

  • Seed bag
    January 30, 2020 at 8:15 pm

    A mooch is a mooch through and through.

  • Ted Nugent
    January 30, 2020 at 7:57 pm

    Hi Vienna, could you set up an outdoor shoot for me? I just got back from bow hunting and bagged three nice house cats. I think a nice set of me and my kill would look great over my fireplace.

  • WHERE'S THE OUTRAGE!
    January 30, 2020 at 7:35 pm

    This is outrageous!!! I hope she gets sued and all the proceeds go to Kobe’s rape victims!

  • WeRFucked
    January 30, 2020 at 7:34 pm

    I’m going to have her take a few shots of me in various stages of undress between flaccid and erect.

    $35? DEAL! $17.50 at the shoot (get a close-up of the money shot) and the balance of $17.50 when I get the thumb drive!

  • Big Ups For My Jigga Baller
    January 30, 2020 at 6:51 pm

    A celebrity rapist died 3000 miles away and TB was crestfallen

  • Said Nobody
    January 30, 2020 at 5:45 pm

    What a nice girl

  • PaRappa the Non-Binary Rapper (they/them/theirs)
    January 30, 2020 at 4:49 pm

    Jesus Christ what a slow news day this is. Turtleboy, you vapid pussy, give us some real news like what did AOC say today or what did some mongo in Colerain get arrested for today

    • HEY ASSHOLE
      January 31, 2020 at 9:47 am

      You couldn’t find Colrain with a map !

  • ninja turtleboy
    January 30, 2020 at 4:31 pm

    we have no cats vianna!

    • Coyotes
      January 30, 2020 at 6:27 pm

      We do!

  • Hmm
    January 30, 2020 at 4:27 pm

    Groom, huh? She looks like she’d groom the shit out of some kids.

  • ALF
    January 30, 2020 at 4:20 pm

    Them cats… Got anymore?

    • Wuhan Market
      January 30, 2020 at 6:25 pm

      Plenty

  • Startled Pancake
    January 30, 2020 at 4:06 pm

    A fucking cunt, but at least she’s making that rapist work for her as a side hustle.

    If i could make a few bucks from the memory of that dead motherfucker, I would.

    Fuck Kobe Bryant.

  • bloop
    January 30, 2020 at 4:03 pm

    Vienna, what would you charge for some tasteful close ups of my gooch?

    • Vienna Snausage
      January 30, 2020 at 4:26 pm

      HMU. Hemorrhoids cost extra.

  • Liawatha
    January 30, 2020 at 4:03 pm

    I will not be making a purchase, but my thoughts and prayers are with you!

    • Silencio Dogood
      January 31, 2020 at 3:26 am

      don’t take that losers comment (yesterday?) to heart, we appreciate your humor. be loud and proud and insured by Progressive.

  • Error 404
    January 30, 2020 at 4:01 pm

    Who cares.

  • ProPhoto
    January 30, 2020 at 3:57 pm

    …and on top of being a shitty human being, she’s a shitty photographer. People should be charging her for their time.

    • Error404
      January 30, 2020 at 4:03 pm

      There is worse out there. People selling fake Bryant shirts at ridiculous markups.. The list goes on..
      Anyone looking at her “work” knows not to bite.
      Where the f*ck is South Shore Turtle Girl is what I want to know.

      • Corinth Arkadin
        January 30, 2020 at 4:10 pm

        She does have some witty comebacks tho.

        That Zack who sending her messages, I wonder if it is the same Zack pussy who gets his shit pushed in by me on Stephan Molynuex’s bitchute channel for defending Air Bryant.

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