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So apparently the New England Patriots are preparing for next week’s matchup with the San Diego Chargers right now in Southern California. Since they’re down there L.A. Clippers coach Doc Rivers invited some of the guys (Rob Gronkowski, Jonas Grey, Shane Vereen, Hakeem Ayers, Darius Fleming) up to their game with the Minnesota Timberwolves and afterwards they got to go into the Clippers locker room.

Unfortunately they were met by the antichrist:

This is like a bad dream. Hey Justin Bieber – get the hell out of my face. You’re not allowed near Gronk or any other member of the Patriots.

First of all, this kid’s a slug rake.  No explanation needed.

Secondly, this kid is a curse. Last year he stood on top of the Chicago Blackhawks logo in the locker room, and since then they lost game 7 of the Western Conference Finals at home. Since then him and Drake started becoming fans of whatever team was the bandwagon team du jour, and have basically cursed them into eternity:

He took that picture with the Pittsburgh Steelers right before they somehow managed to lose to the  New York Jets. Did anyone happen to watch that abortion of a game last night on Monday Night Football? The Miami Dolphins literally could not possibly have played any worse. They scored only 16 points, which is MORE than enough to beat the Jets. They might be one of the worst teams in NFL history. And the Steelers somehow LOST to them, and it’s all the Biebs’ fault.

So I don’t wanna see this turd sandwich hanging out with Gronk. Somehow (knock on wood) Gronk has managed to not get injured this year. That’s a modern miracle in and of itself. The Gronk machine was specifically designed to get horrifically injured, get stitched up again, and then go right back out there and keep playing. He’s basically Frankenstein except dumber. Now we’re essentially fucked. Why can’t this asshat, free-loading Canadian hang out with the Iron Sheik instead of the Patriots. He’d take GOOD care of the Biebs:

God bless you Iron Sheik. If Bieber goes anyone near Tom Brady I’m putting a bounty on his head. Luckily TB12 has the sense to stay away from this dingleberry,

““I’m not doing anything like that,” he said. “That time has come and gone in my life. I was doing a lot of Charger work [Monday] night. Sleep. So, this is the first time away from my kids for a while so I can finally get some decent sleep.”

See, people are always blaming Giselle for the supposed downfall of Tom Brady. That right there proves how valuable she is to this team. Without her making Tom check in every hour the greatest quarterback in NFL history might resort to hanging out with the antichrist himself.

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