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Guaranteed Kim Kardashian Is Making Up The Story About Being Robbed At Gunpoint In Her Paris Hotel Room Because It Will Make Her Sympathetic And Boost Ratings

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BuzzfeedKimKardashian West was in Paris for Fashion Week, which she was attending with family members. “Kim Kardashian West was held up at gunpoint inside her Paris hotel room this evening, by two armed masked men dressed as police officers,” her spokesperson said by email. “She is badly shaken but physically unharmed.” She left France on Monday after speaking to police, a French Interior Ministry officialtold CNN. Kardashian West was tied up and locked in the bathroom of her room in a luxury apartment while the masked robbers stole more than $10 million worth of jewelry, the Associated Press reported.

Five men threatened the apartment building’s concierge with a weapon, handcuffed him, and forced him to open Kardashian West’s apartment, CNN cited French officials as saying. Two of the robbers entered her room and put a gun to her head, according to the Paris prosecutor’s office. After tying her up, they locked her in a bathroom while they robbed her of two cell phones and jewelry worth millions, police officials told the AP. Citing a source, TMZ and E! News reported that the robbers gagged Kardashian West and bound her hands and feet while she “begged for them to let her live and [said] she had babies at home.”

They then wrapped her mouth in tape and put her in the bathtub, E! News reported. “She thought they were for sure going to kill her,” the source told E! News. The robbers are said to have made off with a a box containing €6 million ($6.7 million) worth of valuables, and a €4 million ($4.5 million) ring, according to AP. The men then escaped on bikes and are still at large.

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So while this was allegedly going on in Paris, Kanye West was performing at The Meadows in Queens. Someone came onto the stage, whispered something into his hear, and he just immediately ended the concert:

I’m just gonna come right out and say it – I think they’re making this entire thing up. I could be wrong, and I could eat my words later on. But based on what we know about these people it is well within the realm of possibility that they would make this entire thing up. They’re that desperate for attention.

Keep in mind, this is a family with ZERO talents. They have no skills. They offer nothing. Yet they are billionaires and Kim Kardashian has more than double the Twitter followers of Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton COMBINED!!! The only way they can stay relevant and make money is by keeping themselves in the news like this. It would make perfect sense if Kim just made this whole thing up, and I can’t say I’d really blame her for it. Brilliant marketing.

First of all, where was her security? Getting to Kim Kardashian is harder than getting to the Pope. Earlier this week in Paris some prankster tried to literally kiss her ass and got manhandled by Bam Bam Bigelow:

So that’s what Bam Bam is up to these days.

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Either way, this video prove two things – 1) if you go anywhere near Kim Kardashian you’re gonna get fucked up, and 2) she came to Paris and all of a sudden all these stunts are coincidentally happening which keeps her in the news. There’s no way some building concierge at a hotel in Paris is just gonna waltz up to her room with a bunch of guys dressed like cops and rob her. At least when Ryan Lochte told his tall tale it was believable because he was in a third world country. The only with weapons in the gun free zone of Paris are Syrian refugees.

Here’s some other things:

  • She kept $11 million in jewelry in a box that was out in the open, rather than a safe? OK. That sounds believable. Definitely.
  • Five masked men with guns and enough moxy and experience in burglary to get into her hotel room somehow didn’t hurt her? Like, no pistol whipping? The gently tied her up and put her in the bathroom. She’s the luckiest burglary victim I’ve ever heard of.
  • Kim’s two kids were with her in Paris but neither were in the hotel room. Isn’t that convenient. Lots of normal mothers get separate hotel rooms away from their children.
  • According to the most recent ratings, Keeping up with the Kardashians just had their lowest ratings of all time since the show began. The Kim Kardashian robbery episode, which will follow the Kim Kardashian ass kiss episode, will likely fix that.

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So yea, anyone who thinks this is real is a moron. The Kardashians are rich beyond their wildest dreams. But the one thing they crave more than anything is affection and love. It’s the only thing they can’t buy. So how do they make the Kardashian women more sympathetic? By turning them into victims. By invoking the children. Ya like how Kim threw that in there? That she pleaded with the gunmen about her children who weren’t in the same hotel room as her? Love it.

It certainly wouldn’t be out of character either. After all, this is a family whose patriarch matriarch put the spotlight on them by deciding at age 65 that he was gonna get some plastic surgery and call himself a woman.

And if I was at that Kanye West concert (which would make me a twat waffle) I’d be so pissed. I don’t wanna hear about your family emergency. Shut up and lip sync. That’s why we’re all hear. Guarantee that at least 90% of the crowd at that show was white too. Kanye was probably all too happy to get the hell out of there and give none of these people a refund. Kanye West does not care about white people.

Even if it was real, what’s Kanye gonna do? Was she hurt? Nope. Were the kids hurt? Nope. It’s just a rich white girl who claims to have lost a bunch of money at 3 in the morning in Paris. Plenty more jewelry where that came from. Plus, she was on a plane home in no time after the “incident.” So why leave the concert? What is that going to accomplish? Be a man and finish your set.

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Anyway, if it was real I still would have zero sympathy for them. The Kardashians aren’t human. They’re not real people. They don’t have souls. Just look at them:

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Human beings don’t look and dress like that. Assholes do. They’re shallow, empty, materialistic, no-talent ass clown whores. All of them. And they only let other shallow, empty, materialistic, no-talent ass clown whores marry into the family. They made their money because their Daddy helped get a murderer off by playing the race card. Then Kim made a sex tape, they got an awful TV show where stupid Americans watch them talk about how they’re gonna spend their money on birthday parties, Lamar Odom tried killing himself at a whore house, and their new Dad turned into their new Mom. Now they’re rich beyond their wildest dreams.

If it really happened then it would be the perfect example of karma. But it never happened.

 

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40 Comment(s)
  • Omega, the end.
    October 4, 2016 at 11:14 am

    What do you people expect from the wife of the black Donald Trump? Trump says the same things everyday, yet somehow inbred morons lap it up like the dogs they are. Either way, this is what america is now; pure greed. They’ve also never tried to hide they fact they are 100 percent republicans and, like all of those greedy, child-molesting hypocrites, claim to be Christians. If we really want to make america great again, we need to exterminate the greedy, and their bought-and-paid for sheep they call followers.

    • True Reality Speaks
      Mirror Mirror
      October 4, 2016 at 6:33 pm

      Another true believer mope. Go back to Huffpo pajama boy.

  • bigdaddy
    bigdaddy
    October 4, 2016 at 10:18 am

    Which one is OJs daughter?

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      October 4, 2016 at 10:25 am

      Allegedly Khloe…

      • Johnny Cock-ring
        October 6, 2016 at 3:43 pm

        You mean Khlo-Jay Simpson?

  • Independent Thinker
    October 4, 2016 at 9:22 am

    I don’t understand what anyone sees in these butt-ugly people. The media keeps throwing them in our faces because that’s what the media does. Kind of like the presidential election. They wanted to see a race between Trump and Hillary, while ignoring the Libertarian and Green party candidates.

    • Devils Mouthpiece
      October 4, 2016 at 9:39 am

      Because the media is only interested in click bait. Since a large portion of the population has nothing better to do than feed their fascination with these morons, the media is more than happy to fill the table with useless crap.

  • LadyDicks
    October 4, 2016 at 8:54 am

    Turtleboy.barstoolsports.com

  • Boss Bitch
    October 3, 2016 at 10:55 pm

    Yeah because Kim Kardashian needs to make shit up to get attention? They have so much money and attention already so why on earth would she lie about that for????? She’s Kim Kardashian West, she has attention 24/7 and always will why would she lie about this? What the fuck she need more attention for? She clearly already has it since there’s a bunch of idiots like you all that talk about her like you know the bitch personally. Know when to not turn people’s real life issues as a story for media and headlines. Oh yeah, Instead of bashing a woman, wife, daughter, sister, mother, for being wealthy and famous you should spend more time stepping all your games up and making your own fucking money and getting on the cover of Forbes magazine. At the end of the day you all ain’t got shit on Kim K, so keep talking about her the attention is amazing. Byeeeeeeee

    • Devils Mouthpiece
      October 4, 2016 at 7:47 am

      Apparently someone has a thing for these wastes of oxygen…

  • Lola
    October 3, 2016 at 10:14 pm

    Kanye or Tyga set it up. Tyga had his car repo’d and Kanye was begging Zuckerberg for money “for his ideas”

  • Reddog
    October 3, 2016 at 8:59 pm

    Why didn’t she suffocate the thieves with her ass?

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      October 3, 2016 at 10:23 pm

      She also wears padded undies. She could have easily smothered them with a pair.

  • Crack Baby
    October 3, 2016 at 8:00 pm

    Hey if you want to go Karsasian Turtleboy that’s fine but post the XXX pics. Not this rated G garbage.

  • Jack Mehoff
    October 3, 2016 at 7:48 pm

    If the story is true what a bunch of stupid assholes. They had her tied up, totally defenseless. I bet someone had a cellphone. Had they planned it right someone else could have brought a machete… They could have made millions more!

    These are two of the most useless people on planet Earth.

    Their life is in every way a sham and every follower is a completely stupid fool.

  • Crack Baby
    October 3, 2016 at 7:24 pm

    It’s sad the direction this site is headed. Ooooh motorcycles are scary, lets talk about Kim Kardasians dress. What a bunch of faggots you have writing articles for you now.

  • Crack Baby
    October 3, 2016 at 7:19 pm

    Hey Turtleboy nice job of keeping the site local you pack of flaming homos. What was your source for this story your hair stylist?

    • Gilly13
      October 3, 2016 at 7:50 pm

      How many cocks have you sucked today little boy?

      • BobnMic's Gerbil
        October 3, 2016 at 8:06 pm

        Not as many as bobnmic has I’d bet

  • widowed
    October 3, 2016 at 3:41 pm

    Got to wonder, where was the paparazzi in all this? Don’t they follow her every move?

  • BobnMic
    October 3, 2016 at 3:37 pm

    Word to the fellas. Does anyone really think Kim Kardashian is really all that hot? I mean that ass come-on. I like a little size 2 to 4 ass that I can grab onto – left hand on right cheek – right hand on left cheek and then make animal noises. Not some fucking ass that starts in one area code and ends up in the next where you need a GPS system to find her vagina and the only noises you can make is “Huh”?

    No thanks I’m good with that one sorry to the big booty fans.

    • Ray J
      October 3, 2016 at 3:45 pm

      That bitch sucks a cock like she’s poisoned and the antidote is in there…

      Seriously… have you seen the tape? If not, you may be the only one…

      • BobnMic
        October 3, 2016 at 4:14 pm

        I guess I am. She has nasty footage floating around out there somewhere? I’m embarrassed to say but I did not know that. Damn – now I have to re-apply for my manhood and get sworn in again. Fuck!

        • Ray J
          October 5, 2016 at 2:05 pm

          She’s basically a porn star… The original (along with Paris Hilton) celeb(?) sex tape queen. Her Mom-ager released it… Big media slut/whore family…

          Just Google Kim K and Ray J…

          To quote Joan Rivers… “If you want to see a new part of Kim K, she’s going to need to swallow the camera.”

          • BobnMic
            October 6, 2016 at 12:17 am

            Ok Ray J. so I got reinstated to manhood status, newly licensed, sworn in and searched the internet then found why Kim Kardashian is so popular. In a hearing by the Manhood council, I was warned by the manhood council to stop watching so much sports, playing so much fantasy sports, and getting together with my buds for football, beer drinking and Harley riding. Essentially I was put on notice.

            I submitted to the council that I was not in fact aware of Kim Kardashian’s proclivities and attempted to explain that I am happily married to a woman that I have been with for a very long time. That defense was rejected. Much laughter ensued in the council chambers subsequent.

            I was then sentenced by the Manhood Council to further observe the world around with all that it may entail beyond being happy at home and happily married. This conduct by myself the council stated and deemed, was a sign of weakness. So beit I shall comply with the Manhood Council. I did ask if it was permissible to request permission from the council to consult my wife as a unilateral show of transparency in this entirely new endeavor. But I was not only rejected but was further placed on double secret probation. A dilemma of sorts.

            I may have to go undercover like 007. My name is Mic, BobnMic…

      • Devils Mouthpiece
        October 3, 2016 at 4:28 pm

        “She sucks cock like she’s poisoned and the antidote it is in there”. That’s fucking brilliant. I might need to use that in the future.

      • BobnMic's Gerbil
        October 3, 2016 at 8:05 pm

        Bob’s only interest in that tape would be seeing kanye’s dick, so he could fantasize while shoving a dildo in his ass.

    • BobnMic's Gerbil
      October 3, 2016 at 7:08 pm

      You need a gps and an electron microscope to find your tiny dick.

  • Dom
    October 3, 2016 at 2:39 pm

    A blog about Kim Kardashian? REALLY?!?

    I thought you were better than this Turtle Boy.

    • True Reality Speaks
      Mirror Mirror
      October 4, 2016 at 6:28 pm

      Have to agree. These people aren’t worth the time it takes to read the headline. Attention whores and the embarrassing people who follow their meaningless existence. Sad.

  • Bill P.
    October 3, 2016 at 1:50 pm

    … and when we find out it was all just a big stupid publicity stunt because she realizes she’s becoming more and more irrelevant as the days pass, i wonder if she’ll be treated the same way as Mr. Lochte was?

    Doubt it.

    Then ask yourself, why?

  • Not A Kim Fan
    October 3, 2016 at 12:59 pm

    How does she know they escaped on bikes if she was tied up in the bathtub? How did she escape? As soon as I heard this story, I knew it was probably false, or at the very least, exaggerated.

  • Columbo
    October 3, 2016 at 12:53 pm

    Masked… and dressed like police… Hmmmm… ok…

    After they assault the doorman… Somehow evade her bodyguards… There would have been SWAT/Special Tactics police EVERYWHERE!

  • October 3, 2016 at 12:42 pm

    And what about insurance fraud. I bet they try to collect on the jewelry.

  • Devils Mouthpiece
    October 3, 2016 at 12:32 pm

    No doubt this story is BS, even it isn’t, who cares. Or better yet, start a trend on twitter saying it’s BS.

  • First Time Caller
    Phil Simms Sucks
    October 3, 2016 at 12:32 pm

    And seriously, if any human being had the chance to beat the piss out of her, they wouldn’t do it?

  • FiestyLawyerLady
    October 3, 2016 at 12:22 pm

    I had the same thoughts. I honestly think this woman isn’t as involved with day to day care for her children the way she should be. That’s probably why the kids were with a nanny and not in her possession. Kind of sad really. If being rich and famous means you’re too busy to be a mom, that’s never a life I would want to live.

    • BobnMic
      October 3, 2016 at 2:50 pm

      You fucking hypocrite. What the fuck are YOU attempting to do here? You obviously ignore your kid so you can attempt to gain as much fucking popularity as possible here on a sports blog! I can see it all now. Kid crying, hungry, diaper full but you need to pop your pills and comment in with your idiot rants here in the TBS comment section with more than a dozen ghost names.

      Do not play the I am holier than thou bullshit in here. The regulars know you are full of shit. Ain’t nobody buying it hood-rat. What’s next? You’re to proclaim that you never cause any trouble in here? Oh ya that’s right. You already have said that. That was a laugh.

      Such a fraud in everything you do it’s pathetic. Hate to kick someone when they are down but you were begging for this and many, including me, were begging for you to stop. My advise to you – walk away from this, be a better mother while you have any sense of dignity left.

      • BobnMic's Gerbil
        October 3, 2016 at 7:06 pm

        STFU you tiny dick piece of shit. I wish someone would break both your hands so you wouldn’t be able to post these deplorable attacks on Feisty any more.

        • BobnMic
          October 3, 2016 at 10:59 pm

          Sounds like Fiesty’s brother if not Fiesty herself. Look – from now on any time she comments in here I’m coming after her. I sat by waiting patiently for her to get bored with being an asshole and attacking people under ghost names and then come back under Fiesty and act all innocent. That act got old a long time ago so I’m shifting gears and ramping it up a notch.

          Fiesty – you do not get to come in here and fuck with other commenters period. What part of that do you not understand?

          If you don’t like it – fuck you then don’t read it.

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