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Once again I would like to give special thanks to the idiot protesters who blocked Interstate 93 yesterday in Medford and Milton. The 29 mostly white people who were arrested after chaining themselves to barrels while wearing adult diapers, have given me what will most likely be weeks, if not months worth of material. We will get to know all 29 of these nudniks in detail as time goes on. But for now I just want to share three videos that have completely proven EVERYTHING that I’ve been saying since this whole charade began, but particularly these four things:

1) They are dumb hypocrites.

2) They are rich, white, college kids trying to alleviate their white guilt.

3) There is nothing “peaceful” or “non-violent” about their protests and there never has been.

4) They’ve accomplished nothing, and they will continue to accomplish nothing.

The first video is a six second clip of two of the protesters telling people to get out of their way so they can get to the hospital – world class health care that Daddy pays for and taxpayers subsidize:

I mean, they can’t be serious right? I’m starting to think these are Turtleboy readers that are purposely trying to sabotage the protesters by making them look stupid. Like, do they realize THEY purposely kept actual sick and injured people from getting to hospitals yesterday? And now they’re mad when someone else isnstopping them from getting to the hospital? You just can’t make this stuff up. Epic levels of nudnikery going on.

And what does she need to get to the hospital for? Typical protester mentality – act like things are worse than they are and yell when you don’t get your way. Someday these idiots will grow out of their protester phase and find some idiot to marry and impregnate them. Their kids will grow up to be gigantic naniburgers just like them. Then Turtleboy Jr. will shove their kids in a locker and everything will be right with the universe.

Another thing I’ve been saying since day one is that these are a bunch of overprivileged white suburban assholes with too much time on their hands and TONS of white guilt to get rid of. These people have never since day one given a flying fuck about Eric Garner or Michael Brown. If they ever met either of those two men they wouldn’t know how to interact with them, because the first time they ever met a black person was at a campus rally. And they’ve taken something sad and tragic, and turned it into a freak show because they can’t live without attention.

It’s a fact. And do you know who agrees with me? Black leadership. Just ask the Reverend Eugene Rivers in video #2:

“They’re exploiting the legitimate issues of black people to advance their own interests. These white, Occupy Wall Street trust fund babies are having a good time at the expense of black people.”

Truer words have never been spoken. This started as a movement of black people to voice their concerns about policing. Then the career protesters jumped on board and turned it into the circus. These are the SAME FUCKING PEOPLE who occupied Wall Street. You need only look at Worcester to see that the same people who were pitching tents at Lake Park in 2011 are the same people telling the City Council that supporting cops is racist. Any hope that the black community had at any sort of reform is now officially out the window. And it’s all thanks to rich, hippie, white privilege who think they’re helping black people by showing them that they’re one of “the good ones.”

Finally the last video is a guy who embodies the Turtleboy spirit. He was in Milton yesterday watching these hippies do their magic and finally confronts them. What you are about to see is some serious Turtleboy pants test material:

Thank you man behind the camera. You are a true American hero. You are the voice of the Turtleboy Sports Revolution. A guy with kids at home that he can’t put food on the table for because these selfish re-re’s threw a Goddamn pound sign in front of “black lives matter” on their Twitter machine.

And I love at the 2:06 mark when he tells that little Asian girl that, “you accomplished nothing, just remember that.” 

My thoughts EXACTLY. We’ve been saying that this whole time. Stop comparing yourselves to Martin Luther King and Ghandi. Ghandi starved himself. You assholes went down to the local coffee shop after this with your lap tops and ordered two carrot cakes and a coffee I can’t pronounce. You’re the exact opposite of Ghandi.

Then you have this genius:

asking the camera guy, “do you feel good about this?” Hey babe, not only does HE feel good about this, but EVERYONE is getting a warm and fuzzy feeling watching you embarrass not only yourselves, but your family. Your mother has to hide her face around Lexington today because she raised the idiot that caused the traffic jam yesterday. You are a joke, and now you’re being exposed as a joke. You’re a 20 year old rich white girl who knows jack shit about jack shit. You’ve never had any real responsibilities your entire life. Your limited understanding of American history has naively led you to believe that you are becoming a part of history. But of course you’re not. And you’re essentially throwing a hissy fit because you weren’t hugged enough as a child, because Daddy was making a killing on Wall Street and nailing his secretary, and now you need attention. Oh yea, and keep in mind your whole show you put on here today kept the following kind of people from getting where they needed to be:

• Poor people from getting to their getting to their minimum wage jobs in Hyde Park, Mattapan, and Roxbury.
• Black people from getting to their jobs in downtown Boston. (Yes, contrary to your limited worldview, there are black people out there who are successful and work for a living. But there’s NOTHING racist about blocking traffic from coming into Boston based on the assumption that there is no such thing as black working class people.)
• Cancer patients who missed chemotherapy appointments.
• Ambulances with severely injured patients.
• Poor people who live in Boston that are coming home from their night shift job in Quincy, Malden, Medford, or any other medium sized city with minimum wage jobs.

But please, keep telling yourselves that you’re NOT racist, and you ARE standing up for poor black people.

Then the star of this show makes his debut – this jerk whistle:

“You don’t get it,” he says.

That sums these people up in a nutshell. They think they’re smarter than us. That’s the bottom line here. We’re all really, really dumb. All of us. Everyone on that highway. Dumb. And these people are just trying to help us, like a mother who is trying to get her child to take his medicine. They think when all this is done we’ll all open our eyes and realize that they were right for doing this and we overreacted. And what better way to get our attention than throw Grimace out on the highway chained to a barrel?

But the real reason this camera man is a hero is because he follows them around. He doesn’t stop when they live the overpass. Because if they’re allowed to just walk away, then they don’t get a taste of their own medicine. You think it’s OK to force yourselves on people? You think it’s OK to harass people? Fine. Game on. I’m gonna follow you assholes into Dunkin Donuts while you take hippie dumps and don’t buy anything.

Of course these frauds are exposed as being the ultimate hypocrites that they are when one of the “non-violent,” “peaceful” protesters loses his shit and has to be held back by his hippie comrades:

“Get that fucking camera out of my face.”

That’s what he just said. This coming from a guy who is participating in a movement where every person has their iPhone ready to provoke police into hitting them so they can whine about brutality. Guess they don’t like it when the tables are turned.

More importantly, this guy’s name is Prince. Fucking PRINCE!! I apologize if your name is Prince, but anyone who names their child after royalty is more often than not a dooshnozzle. Ironically he leaves because his white bosses, I mean “friends,” tell him what to do and he complies. But they do give him a nice back rub on the way out:

Like I said, we’ll start profiling the Medford/Milton 29 during this week. Any information you can find on any of them would save our writers a lot of research hours. Here’s their names.

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