Does anyone know how to read lips? Today I really wish I did.
I need to know what this apeshit hangrysausus is yelling. I’m assuming he’s just really constipated so he went to Taco Bell and at that point he’s already borderline rage and then they can’t even give him a chalupa when he ordered a fucking CHALUPA. Unbelievable.
Note: there are no fish in that tank. Apparently that is some rigged game where you drop a coin into a slot to win a free meal or something. I don’t really know because the only reason I would ever go to a Taco Bell is if I wanted to take a dump and I wanted it to rip my body apart in the process.
Taco Bell is good at two things- forgetting the sauce and bestowing you with soul-crushing smashes.
That being said, there is still no reason to act like a ballistic gorilla and hulk smash. If I were that employee I would calmly walk the fuck out and never come back. Just nope, bye.
Does anyone know who this doosher is? I need to know who this epic embodiment of rationality is.
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