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Help Us Identify This Turtle Queef Imposter And His Blonde Bimbo Friend Who Stole A Little League Plaque From Wings Over Worceser

 

Turtleboy was framed for a crime over the weekend at Wings Over Worcester. Watch.

 

This mother fucker helped her skag friend steal a a plaque showing West Boylston and Lou Gehrig Little League teams wearing their Wings Over Worcester uniforms. Without local businesses sponsoring teams like this we wouldn’t be able to keep these leagues affordable for parents. Wings doesn’t get a return on their investment with this advertising, as only a handful of people actually see these teams play. They do it because they want to support in and invest in the community, and the only thing they get out of it is that Goddamn picture.

To make matters worse he was impersonating a turtleboy while doing it. Watch the video.

This man is a disgrace to turtles everywhere.

They actually went out of their way to hide it and sit on the plaque so no one would notice.

 

Look, we’ve all been drunk before, and Water Street is where all the bars in Worcester are. If you’ve given up the prospect of getting laid that night then you get wings, and while you’re waiting for your food you’re apt to do something stupid. It’s not the worst crime in the world, but they need to make amends by coming forward and returning that shit. Help us make that happen by identifying them. If you know who they are then feel free to email turtleboysports@gmail.com or message us on Facebook.

P.S. We would love to have Wings Over Worcester as an advertiser, since their food is phenomonal. And based on Uncle Turtleboy’s post on Facebook in May, it looks like they’d get a lot of business from us if they did decide to. Just sayin.

 

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34 Comment(s)
  • Kim Wescott
    TheCureForHope
    November 7, 2019 at 7:34 pm

    Wings over Worcester serves great food, and contribute to the community. Shame on these scum – I hope they are identified.

  • Kim Wescott
    TheCureForHope
    November 6, 2019 at 11:20 pm

    Seriously, if not for all the rude and vulgar comments on here I would post on my page to try to find the the assholes. This is disgusting.

  • dkdkdkdk
    October 29, 2019 at 7:31 am

    looks like the whore that did a gangbang couple years back, lettin everyone cum in her arse

    • Joe Buttafucko
      November 15, 2019 at 10:25 pm

      You’re a sick fucking asshole you douchenozzle fucktard. They’re kids being kids. I hope you get your ass kicked some day for saying another asshole things like that.

  • Silencio Dogood
    October 29, 2019 at 3:02 am

    First, he is not a man, and secondly, all eyes went mammary while trying to identify these alt-cretin wannabes, challenged by life and medicating themselves with baking soda and Orajel. This is decision made stupidity in action, cheap thrills on a budget and little else.

  • Watson
    October 28, 2019 at 7:47 pm

    I am sure the plaque was destroyed or tossed almost immediately? Did someone check the general vicinity? It was probably thrown frisbee style immediately upon exit. This crime seems like more of a vandalism motive than larceny.

  • Wwy
    October 28, 2019 at 3:26 pm

    In real news isis leaders Baghdadi and McCain died two years ago what are the Jew news doing spreading propaganda? Their uncle Hitler taught them well,lol.

  • Singsing prison
    October 28, 2019 at 3:15 pm

    Hey I don’t want to start a big fucking problem here but it’s his blog he can Write whatever the fuck he wants if you’re going to complain about his content then read something else

  • Boring
    October 28, 2019 at 3:01 pm

    Crying over a little league plaque, such riveting and investigative reporting!!!

  • hotrings
    October 28, 2019 at 2:57 pm

    It branded a donut on her forehead.

  • bigdadd
    October 28, 2019 at 2:27 pm

    with a set of tits like that she should stand out in a crowd anywhere

    • Katie Hill
      October 28, 2019 at 2:28 pm

      I would really like to find her and brush her hair

      • Joe Biden
        October 28, 2019 at 2:35 pm

        Only after I’m done smelling it.

        • Bill Clinton
          October 28, 2019 at 5:48 pm

          Ill bring cigars

          • Kevin Spacey
            October 28, 2019 at 7:32 pm

            I’ll look in his shell

      • Bill Cosby
        October 28, 2019 at 6:19 pm

        I got the pudding pops.

      • george costanza
        Carlos Danger
        October 29, 2019 at 2:49 pm

        Can someone pick me up?

  • ricka
    October 28, 2019 at 2:05 pm

    Make an example of them and give ’em a high five. Little league trophies are unimportant and an insult to displays. It’s funny.
    If it were medals of valor, an urn of ashes, or a cancer donation can it’d be a lot different. But fuck these guys for looking like such fucking queers anyhoo.

    • Osiris
      October 28, 2019 at 2:25 pm

      It’s a sponsor plaque you fucking dolt. It’s says thank you, from the local league to a business for donating their money to sponsor a little league team.

  • Finn
    October 28, 2019 at 1:48 pm

    Mmmm I hope they return that plaque so I can take a whiff of it after she sat on it. Mmmm ya that got me ROCK hard

    • What have u done with Finn?!
      October 29, 2019 at 11:49 am

      The real Finn would never write something so stupid.

    • Joe Buttafucco
      November 15, 2019 at 10:36 pm

      Yeah, ok Finn. Right after you pull your finger out of your own ass and sniff it.

  • Marketing 101
    October 28, 2019 at 1:25 pm

    Uncle, caught your show last night. You referred to Worcester as blue collar, cheap and shitty.

    Now you ask a Worcester restaurant to advertise with TB! What is wrong with you?
    Facebook and twitter arent ruining your business, YOU are!! You have become your own reality show, lol!

  • DudeRanchStripClub
    October 28, 2019 at 1:23 pm

    She has the arms that are a dozen wings away from becoming wings themselves.

  • Spic Tormentor
    October 28, 2019 at 12:39 pm

    That blonde looks like a lot of fun. Drunk sluts who steal dumb shit like that usually let you throw it in the butt right away

    • Joe Buttacuco
      November 15, 2019 at 10:43 pm

      Hey Spic, the only butt action you’re gonna get is your own finger up your ass. Don’t let your mommy catch you.

  • I batted lead off
    October 28, 2019 at 12:31 pm

    Stealing a little league plaque from a local joint is an absolute fuckin send. I most of the time always agree with TurtleBoy but this is just funny. Maybe he was on the team. Could be an older plaque. Century 21 in Quincy owes me a fuckin house for the championships I won them.

  • Sick of these Ratchet Fucks
    October 28, 2019 at 12:27 pm

    Waste of air… Even if they didn’t steal the shit, you can tell they are losers just by looking at them.

  • problemo
    October 28, 2019 at 12:26 pm

    little league plaque? Let them have it who gives a shit.

  • randiguy2006
    wow.
    October 28, 2019 at 12:22 pm

    Crime of the century.

    • Jeff J
      Douchebag of the Moment
      October 28, 2019 at 12:31 pm

      No….not the crime of the century but definitely a shitty thing to do and they deserve to be called out for it.
      Let’s go people…….out these 2 pieces of shit!!

  • ANGRY GIANT
    October 28, 2019 at 11:54 am

    Sometimes when I think about wings over Worcester, I daydream about the Predator drone.

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