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Henny Infused Chocolate Strawberries For Sale Is The Most Chelsea Thing To Ever Come Out Of Chelsea

 

This is how Valentine’s Day is done in Chelsea…..

That is the most Chelsea thing I’ve ever seen. Miniature IV bags full of ratchet nectar hooked up to the veins of a chocolate covered strawberry. Flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hats and 100 emojis are NOT included.

I honestly thought this was some sort of joke when I first saw it, but then I realized it was Chelsea, so she wasn’t lying when she said “only have so many left.” This thing is like a hoodbooger cornucopia, and there were a LOT of takers.

And yes, she does deliver.

And no, it doesn’t just have to be Henny.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The only question left to ask is, do you take food stamps? Although I’m pretty sure we all know what the answer is.

 

 

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25 Comment(s)
  • marilu
    February 15, 2019 at 10:59 am

    Ohh trust me, Springfield & Holyoke have been doing this for the last few years already.. it’s the ultimate ratchet bitch valentine gift

  • CalmYourTits
    February 15, 2019 at 10:09 am

    Oh God no, how dare she try to earn a quick buck in a semi legal way. Are you gonna go down to the local gas stations and check the guys out front selling flowers out of vans for business licenses? Chill the fuck out. This blogger obviously just isn’t getting anything this V-Day. Too bad so sad, but again, calm your tits, drink a glass of wine, and spend some time with your pal bugs. I bet the rabbit will make you feel all better

    • February 15, 2019 at 10:48 am

      There is no such thing as “semi legal”, numbnuts. It’s either legal, or it isn’t. Selling liquor without a license is illegal. Selling food products without the proper certificates is illegal. Ever heard of foodborne illness? Not great for the community.

  • turtleturtle
    February 15, 2019 at 12:47 am

    I’m surprised there wasn’t an option to include fentanyl in that concoction.

  • The EBT God of Spics
    February 14, 2019 at 7:38 pm

    Chelsea’s gotta Chelsea. Nevuh change Mano nevuh change.

  • JJ@AOL.COM
    JJ
    February 14, 2019 at 6:28 pm

    Yes stop making turtle rides come off as racist. We are not racist but we have a philosophy here. It does not matter your skin color! If you’re a dollartree trash bag, then you’re dollartree trash bag. Those trash bags come in all colors, shapes & sizes. white, black, brown, green. 10 gal, 20 gal, 150 gal, short, tall, slim & wide. plain and fucking simple, were not racist. We don’t judge color, religion, socioeconomical class. We judge a person on what they bring to society, their towns, their children, their families.

    We can always tell who the true racists are on this site. It’s the ones who vote blue, who scream stop racism and blah, blah, blah. the ones who stick their fingers in their ass while scream orange man bad. You know, the ones who want to speak on behalf of blacks or hispanics as if they cant speak for them self. The ones who are all about diversity unless it’s in their neighborhoods. The ones who talk all kinds of shit and project but have not one friend of another ethnicity. Those are the racist ones.

    calling people out on their fucked up shit is not racist.
    So enough of your shit you fucked up inbred troll.

  • Drago
    February 14, 2019 at 5:58 pm

    I always wondered how a French Cognac from a vineyard started by an Irish mercenary officer became a hip hop hoodrat booze of choice

  • The angry taint
    the angry taint
    February 14, 2019 at 5:34 pm

    fuck it i’ll take 2

  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    February 14, 2019 at 1:52 pm

    She’ll still make more money than TB Patriots tee shirt.

  • Gronk
    February 14, 2019 at 11:56 am

    Just infuse it with Hennything at all! It’s all good.

    • Your moms a hoe
      February 14, 2019 at 12:58 pm

      Lmfao white people “glad to be white” bull shit you have a sad life no home training

      • Lchyt
        February 14, 2019 at 7:18 pm

        Wow “Your moms a hoe”. You are exactly the kind of people that get made fun of on here. I am Hispanic, but my husband is white and it’s this kind of nonsense that caused us to cut off nearly all of my Hispanic side of the family. They are extremely racist towards white people, but they spend all their time accusing white people of racism. My children did not need to hear that there is something wrong with being half white. I want them to be just has proud of being White as being Puerto Rican. So I am raising my half Puerto Rican kids to have White pride too and I will never be sorry about that. Also my handsome White husband cleans the whole house and takes care of the kids just as much as I do, unlike the Hispanic men in my family who just sit back and except the women to do all the housework. So how is that for not having any home skills?

        • turtleturtle
          February 15, 2019 at 12:45 am

          Lchyt yes, girl, THANK YOU! People who think the way that person does is literally the reason this world is going downhill – QUICK.

  • ziggy
    February 14, 2019 at 10:34 am

    I am sure she has a liquor license and a tax ID #.

    • Big Wick
      February 14, 2019 at 11:13 am

      I wouldn’t lick ‘er license with YOUR tongue!

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      February 14, 2019 at 1:29 pm

      And board of health approval. LOL

      • Big Wick
        February 14, 2019 at 4:36 pm

        Board of Health? Nah, bored of health, why not live life in the fast lane? What’s the worst you can catch from a Fakebook business’s product using “fresh” fruit? Maybe the Henny will kill all the buggies? (Never mind, might be better to gamble on romaine lettuce.)

  • Food Inspector
    February 14, 2019 at 10:28 am

    Doesn’t that require a business license?

  • Tom Blackburn
    February 14, 2019 at 10:20 am

    LOL the food stamps comment at the end. Fucking porch monkeys!

  • WHITE PRIDE
    February 14, 2019 at 10:17 am

    This kinda shit makes me SO PROUD to be WHITE.

    • Bored With You
      February 14, 2019 at 11:31 am

      I love the trolls that try way too hard to make Turtle Riders look racist.

    • Z
      February 14, 2019 at 12:54 pm

      Why don’t you post your real name so everyone knows how RACIST YOU ARE SO MAYBE YOU WILL LOSE YOUR JOB BUT THEN AGAIN YOURE PROBABLY THE ONE ON FOODSTAMPS .. bum.. unlike you I don’t get free food ..

      • Hi there
        February 14, 2019 at 11:56 pm

        Hi Reka, clearly you’re new around here. Welcome. Now that we’re acquainted, get the fuck out of here you dumb bitch.

  • Y
    February 14, 2019 at 10:11 am

    Hennything is possible:

    • Natasha
      February 14, 2019 at 4:50 pm

      This is amazing

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