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Meanwhile in Chelsea…..

Just another day in Chelsea pic.twitter.com/2bfdxckA8j

— Turtleboy Sports (@TurtleboyNews) June 7, 2018

What an animal. I mean, seriously, what kind of savage can stomach listening to Tony Mazz’ cunty little voice for longer than 3-4 seconds?

The best part about that video is how no one seemed at all bothered or surprised at the fact that they were getting the spam javelin matinee show for free. Pretty standard Wednesday afternoon. God knows a guy walking around with his cervix scraper on full display is the least offensive thing you’ll see on any given day while walking around the God forsaken hellhole known as Chelsea. At last he remembered his watch so he’ll know what time it is!!

High Moon!