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Here’s The Email Northampton Police Received From Captain John Cartledge Telling Them There’s Nothing Wrong With High 5 Friday But It’s Canceled Because Of “Some Parents”

Here’s The Email Northampton Police Received From Captain John Cartledge Telling Them There’s Nothing Wrong With High 5 Friday But It’s Canceled Because Of “Some Parents”

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Breaking News: Turtleboy Sports has been given access to the email that Northampton Police Captain John Cartledge wrote to his police officers on behalf of Chief Jody Kasper, informing them that High Five Friday has been cancelled:

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That’s Captain Cartledge on the left:

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Read the words – it’s very telling:

“There have been some recent meetings regarding this program, where some parents brought up some concerns regarding their children specifically. There was nothing done wrong with this program, but due to the parent concerns we will be stopping this program for now.”

Unfreakinbelievable. This makes it even worse. Captain Cartledge readily admits that there is NOTHING WRONG WITH THIS PROGRAM, but then in the next breath says they’re canceling it anyway due to “parent concerns.” Not all parents. Just the 12-15 who were given special access to this non-publicized meeting. The other 27,000 taxpaying residents of Northampton with kids in the schools were not consulted, and did not express any sentiment that their kids were traumatized from High Five Fridays.

Also, there’s a lie in there. Particularly the part about SOME parents bringing up concerns about THEIR children specifically. These are the parents who led the charge:

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Heidi and Gina Norton-Smith. As you can see, their children are not in elementary school. And the only places where High Five Friday’s took place, were the elementary schools.

Chief Kasper wanted this problem to go away. She hoped that if she told Captain Cartledge to send out this email internally (the only place you can read this email is inside the Northampton Police Department) that the media wouldn’t find out about it. But we did. Because the police trust us more than they do the mainstream media. And they came to us with it because they’re pissed off about this program being cancelled because of the INSANE assertion that children of color and undocumented immigrants will be “traumatized” by community policing initiatives that black lives matter claims they want.

The final sentence of that email says, “We will be looking at other ways to engage the younger kids in our schools and community.”

Newsflash Captain – there is nothing you can do that will not “traumatize” these people. They don’t like you. They don’t like your uniform, your gun, or your badge. You cannot possibly come up with a program that engages younger kids in Northampton, so long as you are dressed as police officers. No matter what you do, if you are wearing the uniform they will cry about being traumatized.

The bottom line is, you are not dealing with rational people. They can voice their opinions, but it doesn’t mean you have to give into them. The program worked, and 99.9% of people liked it. You’re not required to give into the 0.1% of anti-police rabble rousers just because they yell louder than everyone else.

P.A. We are not blaming the captain. He’s taking orders from the chief. This one is completely on her. She should be embarrassed and immediately restore this program.

Double P.S. Chief Kasper tried to discredit us by telling the Hampshire Gazette that we were wrong when we reported that she wrote this email. As if that has anything to do with anything. She’s the chief of police. If the program was cancelled then it was her call. It doesn’t matter if she designated a subordinate to write the email.

 

 

 

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51 Comment(s)
  • Western MA Officer
    February 24, 2017 at 11:46 am

    I am thinking the person who sent you this email is in serious hot water this morning. The photo shows the date and time the email was accessed in the NPD Records system. Management can find out who open the email at that date and time.

    • Stu Pidazzo
      February 24, 2017 at 11:58 am

      Disagree- that time stamp is when the email was sent.
      I also see no markings of For Official Use Only or Business Sensitive, whatever. He or she is just fine!

      • WHAT?
        February 24, 2017 at 4:05 pm

        All emails on public systems belong to the municipality and are technically public records.

  • Independent Thinker
    February 24, 2017 at 8:35 am

    Dear Parents,

    Teach your kids to join gangs, deal drugs, rob people, and steal cars. Teach them to mouth off to cops and teach them to hide their hands implying that they are armed, and teach them to show disrespect and to refuse to obey orders. If they’re lucky, they will become future prison inmates. If they are not so lucky, SJW’s will protest their shootings, provided they are non-white.

    And if our legislators really want to do something about gun violence, execute anyone who commits a crime with a gun instead of trying to take away guns from law-abiding citizens. And for those crying about how their loved ones are hooked on heroin, I sympathize with you, which is why I am in favor of executing all drug dealers. And the border wall just might reduce the supply of cheap drugs in this country.

  • Y'all Be Assholes
    February 24, 2017 at 6:47 am

    This couple is the lesbo equivalent of those two gay dads that got their knickers in a twist over their neighbor having a confederate flag inside his garage. That mean piece of cloth scared the crap out of their precious little snowflake!

  • Lenny
    February 23, 2017 at 11:53 pm

    Heidi Norton smith is a dirty dyke cunt whose twat smells like death. Fuck that butch

  • Lola Bunny
    February 23, 2017 at 8:41 pm

    These is beyond ridiculous. If I was a cop I would go there and give high fives with street clothes on. Would they (the parents obviously not the kids) still be triggered and traumatized by that?

    • Sloppy
      February 23, 2017 at 10:49 pm

      Probably, but maybe only because they might think you’re a molester if you just randomly showed up at a school in street clothes and started high-fiving little kids.
      I hear what you’re saying though…

    • BobnMic
      February 24, 2017 at 4:32 am

      No Lola. Uniform is the better as far as I am concerned. Attitude from the Cops is the key. It is personality based 100% in order to be effective. And as much as a fucknut hardass people in this blog think I am in here I was very good at this concept. If you do not know this as a Cop then you best learn it. I used to teach this to the rookies out of the academy.

      Allegedly of course.

      So now the kids in school would not know who the adults were trying to shake hands or do a ‘high five’ if the Cops were not in uniform. Why confuse the kids? Just show them who you are in uniform and put a smile on their faces. They would never know for the most part that you are strangers in plain clothes so why confuse them and go there. What is the point in that? That makes zero sense.

      Put the blues on for God sake. Then in class you can talk about the strangers in trying to shake your hand or do a high five and things to think about that could be problematic. You don’t want to freak the kids out but be informative. And you gotta have a personality. Again personality based and it does take a special talent to be able to do this. Hence my respect to ALL school teachers. All Cops working as school liaison Police Officers wear uniforms as for the most part. They mingle with the kids and do everything possible to let the kids know that they are people just wearing a fancy uniform but are just Joe and Jane. And the kids just love it. I have actually done that between calls when in uni. The priceless faces on those kids in the classroom was – priceless. I loved it and the teachers loved it as well.

    • BobnMic
      February 24, 2017 at 7:17 am

      Lola, would you like to get a private chat room and I can tell you all about my adventures as a police officer? Just don’t tell my wife, ok?

      • Branch Mgr from Holden
        February 24, 2017 at 7:28 am

        You sonofabitch! Why don’t you love me any more? Is it my glasses?

        • BobnMic
          February 24, 2017 at 9:38 am

          Honey, it’s not me it’s you…….or is it me, not you. I’m so confused now. It’s just that ever since both of us broke the 300 lb mark that trying to have sex is like trying to stack 1 beach ball on top of the other. I’m probably mentally damaged because I keep rolling off and falling out of bed and hitting my head on the floor. Maybe we should try getting some rails on the side of the bed or a parachute harness attached to the ceiling might help out.

  • White Pride White Power
    February 23, 2017 at 7:01 pm

    I’m sorry but there’s only one way to get through to these SJWs. Go back to the school and ask kids to form two lines: kids that want to high five because they respect our men in blue, and kids that don’t want to high five because they’re SJWs. Those kids will be met by an officer with an AR-15. Let’s start forcing respect and forcing compliance.

  • ElJefe72
    ElJef72
    February 23, 2017 at 6:23 pm

    Why are the chief and captain walking down the middle of the street waving at people? Don’t they know that they could be triggering somebody on the sidewalk?

  • Diane Woods emerson
    Wtf
    February 23, 2017 at 6:16 pm

    Is everyone that reads this going to send an email to the chief demanding the program be reinstated? It doesn’t really matter what towns we are from , I would welcome it in our schools so anyone in Massachusetts should be able to voice their opinions.

  • Lou P
    February 23, 2017 at 6:09 pm

    These two boys are already traumatized from having two mothers as parents, sleeping in the same bed, and no father or masculine role model in their lives.

  • WHAT?
    February 23, 2017 at 5:42 pm

    A deep philosophical question on the order of “if a tree falls in the forest”.

    If Heidi and Gina Norton-Smith are robbed, do they call the police?

    • I melt snowflakes.
      February 23, 2017 at 6:16 pm

      ABSOFUCKINLUTLY. Then they claim they were “Targeted” because they are part of the LGBTQWERTYWXYZ community. They would expect the same people they LOATHE to find the people that did it. GOD FORBID the police couldn’t find the person they would say the police were homophobic racists that didn’t help them because they were part of the LGBTQWERTXYZ community.

      • Hahaha
        February 23, 2017 at 9:06 pm

        Haven’t seen LGBTQWERTYXYZ before. A+, sir!

  • Smell my beard
    February 23, 2017 at 5:27 pm

    Hey TB if Attorney Vulva is unavailable for the upcoming massive lawsuit, use my guys…… the law offices of Dewey, Cheatem & Howe.

  • I melt snowflakes.
    February 23, 2017 at 5:08 pm

    I am sickened by the fact that the .01% of this country gets to run it. WE THE PEOPLE is not .01%. WE THE PEOPLE are the MAJORITY not the MINORITY. If the MINORITY doesn’t like what the MAJORITY want there is a simple solution DEAL WITH IT OR MOVE. You don’t want the police or like what government is doing MOVE TO AFGHANISTAN OR SYRIA OR IRAQ OH… BETTER YET GO TO NORTH KOREA. FUCK ALL OF YOU SJW’s. WE THE PEOPLE HATE YOU. DO US ALL A FAVOR AND KILL YOURSELVES.

    • TheRealZephyrCat
      February 23, 2017 at 5:14 pm

      The only problem is the .01% of the country running shit gets to do that because they also have more than 50% of the $$$$’s. And they have for years. Christ, in the late 1800’s the Rockefeller family had more money than the rest of the country. Think that doesn’t buy influence? Hasn’t changed. Same fuckers still calling the shots.

      • I melt snowflakes.
        February 23, 2017 at 6:12 pm

        Well hopefully Trump can change the fact that $$$ runs the politics in this country. I personally don’t give a shit how much $$ that have. Time to show them what real anarchy is. They don’t want the police than it should be OPEN SEASON on all SJWS. Honesty the MAJORITY should rise up and show the minority that WE ARE STRONGER THAN $$$.

        • TheRealZephyrCat
          February 23, 2017 at 6:27 pm

          I’ve been waiting for that day for 15 years. But I’m sure they’ve been planning longer. If the shit really flies they’ll take off to their bunker in New Zealand or the south Pacific, and then they’ll release some biological agent to wipe us out. Why do you think they set up a global seed vault in a norwegian island near the north pole. Think that’s by accident? Nah, They’ve been working on this for awhile.

          • I melt snowflakes.
            February 23, 2017 at 6:56 pm

            That’s why we need to stop them first.

    • John Barker
      johnnyb
      February 23, 2017 at 11:46 pm

      Right on!! Let’s not kill them though….Thy don’t rule the world..We just let the have there fun..and then we swoop in and crush them..

  • Sloppy
    February 23, 2017 at 4:46 pm

    Should have photoshopped a Turtleboy logo watermark onto it so nobody can steal it this time!

  • Talisman
    February 23, 2017 at 4:30 pm

    The one way they could better relations with the SJWs is, stop policing their neighborhoods. In fact, just stop policing period and advertise that it’s open season on rich whitey’s house and all their shit. Problem solved

  • Small Arms
    February 23, 2017 at 3:51 pm

    She’s got big arms, she must be strong

  • Strata
    February 23, 2017 at 3:29 pm

    Awesome work TB exposing these phonies. Great Blog

  • TheRealZephyrCat
    February 23, 2017 at 3:28 pm

    Right. The best way to deal with these people is to give in to them. Cuz then they’ll be satisfied & never ask for anything else. Good work all around!

    • TheRealZephyrCat
      February 23, 2017 at 3:47 pm

      Thanks for the thumbs down, Turd. Can always count on you to be objective.

      • BobnMic
        February 23, 2017 at 4:16 pm

        ^^^^^After getting my ass reamed by SSTG, I’m too much of a butthurt pussy to post under my real name, so I post as ZephyrCat and ReslZephyrCat because I like to pretend that people are stealing my fake account’s screen name. I am so lame. So soooooo lame.

        • ZephyrCat
          February 23, 2017 at 4:40 pm

          Were you really a detective?

          • ZephyrCat
            February 23, 2017 at 5:00 pm

            What were you accused of? It’s ok. We’ve all done fucked up stuff. Seems like alot of people here know already based on some of the comments the last 2-3 days.

          • You suck at life
            February 23, 2017 at 5:02 pm

            Giving cops a bad name. Fucking egotistical little baby. Just like the little worm stalkers that can’t get it through their numb skulls, you’re not welcome around here. But that doesn’t apply to you, huh Bobbie? You’re “special”. You don’t give a shit how many times you need to be told you’re not wanted. Everybody else is wrong. Couldn’t possibly be you. You’ve been told over and over… King of the down-votes!! Eat a bullet.

          • ZephyrCat
            February 23, 2017 at 5:06 pm

            Wow, someone’s bent. Anybody got a straitjacket?

          • BobnMic
            February 23, 2017 at 5:22 pm

            Cat I was accused of disagreeing with South STG. That is my crime. And I am dead serious about that. I had an honest, fulfilling and prosperous career in my field. Apparently this is no place for a person like me. I took to heart this blog. I thought they were pro police and pro military. I was wrong. Sadly mistaken. But murders and people defecating are more than welcome. And you just watch. This comment will be taken down in 5, 4, 3, 2, boom. Gone.

          • Turd Burglestein
            February 23, 2017 at 5:36 pm

            It’s not the fact you disagreed with her, it’s the fact that you were rude, condescending, demanding, and borderline threatening in that post you called her out in. Are you so narcissistic that you can’t even see that? That’s a rhetorical question…we all know the answer.

          • BobnMic
            February 23, 2017 at 5:58 pm

            If you read the whole comment – at the end I apologized for the harsh words. That was either ignored or not even considered a factor. I do not sugar coat. You know that. People in the real world do not sugar coat. I had my issue and just told it like it is. I’m still a fan of South STG even though she wishes I’d dive off of some tall building or something and will never allow me to post anything in here. I just don’t get the animosity. Is this where the millennials and the Gen X crowds are heading? If so then we are all fucked. Jesus H. Christ already save us.

          • Turd Burglestein
            February 23, 2017 at 6:22 pm

            You sound kinda depressed bob. Would another one of my videos cheer you up? All you have to do is ask ole buddy ole pal ole buddy ole pal. This one is ok, but I think you’ll like the next one even better. And I have a real special episode planned for this weekend. I ran the plot past several people and they all agreed it was going to be a real knee slapper…so mind your p & q so you don’t get banned before you have a chance to see it.

            https://youtu.be/P-A8nTVyucg

          • BobnMic
            February 23, 2017 at 6:32 pm

            Ok props where props are due. I do like the island in the kitchen and the commercial grade stove. If you could stay away from the whole fecal matter thing this could be entertaining. Just sayin.’

          • BobnMic
            February 23, 2017 at 8:01 pm

            Smooch smooch smooch slurp slurp slurp gargle…

          • BobnPaul's Chat Shack
            February 23, 2017 at 8:02 pm

            That’s a good boy, Bobby! Now go get me my slippers

          • Branch Mgr from Holden
            February 23, 2017 at 9:10 pm

            To answer your question Zeph, Bob is a sexually frustrated misogynist. He hasn’t pleased me in over 20 years and beats me on the regular.

          • Mama Lizzy
            February 23, 2017 at 9:21 pm

            Don’t forget all of the lies, sweetie. I tried to warn you. It started when he was 12 and we caught him alone pantsless with the neighbor boy who was 8 or 9, at the time. He swore up and down the Lincoln Log was not inside him, but the blood and feces said otherwise. He would never admit it, still hasn’t to this day!

        • BobnMic
          February 24, 2017 at 10:11 am

          I’m a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and…I like to kiss my own butt.

    • ZephyrCat
      February 23, 2017 at 4:04 pm

      Sarcasm, folks, sarcasm.

  • John Barker
    johnnyb
    February 23, 2017 at 3:27 pm

    I’m betting a Police dunk booth wouldn’t even satisfy these “things”. Great Job TBS!

  • Local Yokel
    February 23, 2017 at 3:26 pm

    I didn’t know they liked lesbos in Allababahstahn.

    • Local Yokel
      February 23, 2017 at 3:27 pm

      Though I do see the irony of the to of them going to a land where the tallest things going are big phalli.

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