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Attention turtle riders – Uncle Turtlboy, Bret Killoran, and North Short Turtlebabe are going live tonight at 10 PM from the Clarence Woods Emerson Facebook page. If you’re not following Clarence then click here and hit the follow button. Don’t friend request him. Clarence doesn’t want to be your friend.

As always anyone featured on Turtleboy this week is encouraged to message us so we can arrange for you to call in. Here’s the agenda:

People who are invited to call in:

• Joey Finesse and/or his brother Jimmy Finesse
• The Arkansas Renta Placenta
• Deirdre Hall
• Anyone who wants to make their case that Turtleboy is racist
• Anyone who publicly defended the Brockton assrag and appeared in our blog
• The DCF gravy dumpster or her chudstuffer
• Greg Bates, Chrissy Langdon, or anyone who wants to defend him

See ya at 10.