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Holden Man Who Feisty Blogged About In 2017 For Shooting Man During Botched Home Robbery Is Suing Us For Blogging About All His Arrests

 

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So I’m being sued again. The plaintiff this time is Marc Aldana, who was blogged about by a blogger who hasn’t written a blog in two years, back in April 2017. You probably don’t remember the blog because it wasn’t exactly memorable. Just another criminal arrested for shooting someone in their home with an unregistered gun. I explained it all and looked at the entire complaint he wrote (pro se of course) on the live show last night.

Feisty’s blog was probably one of the least offensive and most factual we’ve ever published. Her point was one that most normal people agree on – judges have to stop letting assholes go free. When they do, people get shot. Because a ratchet can’t change its stripes.

This is the blog in question. This is Marc Aldana.

Guess who his favorite sportball team is?

The hat. Nuff said. Also, the chinstrap.

But as Feisty accurately pointed out in the blog, he’s been arrested for some pretty serious crimes. The Worcester Police, Masslive, and Turtlegram and Gazette all still have their stories up about him. Yet he only sues us because we had the audacity to share opinions about the legal system that allows people like this to keep getting arrested for serious crimes and remain free.

I’m not gonna rehash the whole complaint, because I talked about it for an hour last night. All I’m saying is that there’s something very wrong with a legal system that allows criminals to sue reporters who write about their crimes. It costs the criminals nothing, because they can represent themselves pro se for nothing. But LLC’s are required by law to obtain counsel and that’s expensive. This is now the 6th person who is suing me, and not a single one of them have an ounce of merit. The Rian Waters lawsuit cost pretty much nothing for him, and God knows he has nothing better to do with his time, and when I won I didn’t get money back in return. There is ZERO RISK on the part of plaintiffs under the current system, and they’re almost encouraged to file frivolous lawsuits like this just to be assholes.

Couple things:

  • I’m thinking about dissolving the LLC and not starting a new one. There’s no reason I can’t run a website and share opinions on it. If I get sued over some bullshit like this I can defend myself without an attorney. These lawsuits are meritless and the bar for libel is extremely hard to prove.
  • The LLC is supposed to protect my personal assets, but I get sued as a party in all these lawsuits anyway so I fail to see the point of it.
  • I’ve spent over $25,000 in legal fees alone in the last 6 months. I hire sales guys who talk a big game and then sell nothing. Turtleboy Sports is blacklisted from Google AdSense, so the website that used to bring in $300 a day now brings in $30 a day. The business doesn’t make enough money to have legal fees like this. If we regularly sold stuff in the Turtleboy store, or if 500 people signed up for the ad free, I would never, ever, ever have to worry about lawsuits again. For now that’s not happening. The new website has temporarily saved my ass, along with all the people who have donated to the Turtle Fund. But that’s no way to run a business.
  • I appreciate all the advice and everything, but telling me I’m going to beat this in court or referring me to a lawyer to help fight the lawsuit is a losing mentality. They win when I have to pay my own legal fees for the company. If I could represent myself and beat them, that would be a winning strategy. But the law doesn’t let me do that with a LLC.
  • What I really need is to speak with a lawyer who can help me figure out a way to do business without having to pay thousands of dollars in legal fees every time I get sued. I’m not getting sued for complicated cases here.

We need serious tort reform in this state. As of now there is no gamble on the part of plaintiffs, which encourages frivolous lawsuits. But when you file a lawsuit and lose, you should have to pay the court costs. That would make people think twice before wasting the taxpayer’s time and my time with crap like this.  I understand the opposing argument that poor people will be discouraged to take on powerful companies that have wronged them, but the fact of the matter is that ANYONE who files a lawsuit in this state cane bring it before a judge. There needs to be a filter before it gets to that level, and it shouldn’t cost a completely innocent defendant thousands of dollars to do so.

 

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49 Comment(s)
  • Cheesemo
    November 27, 2019 at 6:33 pm

    This is why we need the border wall
    To keep filthy greasy spics like this homosexual out of the country

  • Cheesemo
    November 27, 2019 at 4:19 pm

    That is one ugly greasy fucking spic

  • Swan
    November 27, 2019 at 9:08 am

    Is this your Swan Song?

  • CollectZero
    November 27, 2019 at 6:52 am

    If you dissolve the LLC, make sure that none of your other assets (house, bank accounts, insurance etc) are in another entity, like a trust.

    Become as judgement proof as the dinks that sue you. All you should own is the website.

  • Joe Mamma Said WHAT?!?
    November 26, 2019 at 11:22 pm

    For a college educated former History teacher, you’re really not too quick on the uptake my friend. You’ve already been cited by some “fairly relevant” people (Kirk Minihane and Gerry Callahan) as being a fearless journalist who is not afraid of bucking the system. Get a friggin’ clue and stop with the ghetto-fabulous headlines and shit-kicking the low-hanging fruit. Take a look around and realize who is suing you. It’s just not worth it to throw slop on the trash.

  • Klancy
    November 26, 2019 at 8:29 pm

    Lose the LLC. No offense and not to include you, but I’ve found that in my past interactions I find LLCs are attached to losers who expect problems somewhere along the line. (I have a story I could tell you that would make your blog melt)
    Talk to a lawyer and figure out a way to transfer assets to Mrs Turtle in trust for the crotch fruits. That way you have literally nothing to lose for these idiots to go after.

  • law
    November 26, 2019 at 7:53 pm

    Statute of limtashen

  • Spic Tormentor
    November 26, 2019 at 7:07 pm

    i’d like to see Marc pull his shitty hi-point out on me. I’d take it from him and shove it up his ass then pull the trigger until it goes click

  • Dick Hertz from Holden
    November 26, 2019 at 6:45 pm

    I don’t understand how this POS was living in Holden to begin with, must be a few section 8 places in town that I’m not aware of . . . .

    • WeRFucked
      November 26, 2019 at 6:53 pm

      Right behind my fucking house Dick. Section 8. off Salisbury. I live on Cranbrook.

      “Reserve on Salisbury.” It’s mixed income. Working folks pay $2500, Non-workers live almost free.

      • jon
        November 26, 2019 at 8:15 pm

        the kid comes from money. you think he filed the lawsuit someone typed it up for him and gave it to him… look again

      • You Are FCked
        November 27, 2019 at 11:55 pm

        Right behind your moms house faggot

    • Cheesemo
      November 27, 2019 at 4:22 pm

      Dick hertz

      My dick hertz from your mother’s ass

      • Dick Hertz from Holden
        December 1, 2019 at 7:08 pm

        Is there any possibility that you will ever grow up and act like a mature adult?

  • jon
    November 26, 2019 at 4:38 pm

    think his mom is a lawyer. thats who covers all the high bails hes gets out on. with all the dangerness hearings, how could this guy do a home invasion robbery shoot the guy in his own house but also get shot. then the cops find him in the backyard. wtf. someone in his family got serious money to keep him out of jail n prison. again think the moms a lawyer different last name thou, you welcome turtle bitch

  • Vinnie Severe
    November 26, 2019 at 2:58 pm

    Someone should tell this slimy spic to clean his boyfriend Pedro’s cum out of his moustache after he sucks him off

  • Cheesemo
    November 26, 2019 at 2:54 pm

    I’ve never been there but Worcester must be a Cesspool
    Everyone you write about is a chimp or a spic

  • Cheesemo
    November 26, 2019 at 2:52 pm

    What a stupid looking spic

  • WeRFucked
    November 26, 2019 at 1:50 pm

    Fellow stupid fuck sticks…
    Marc has no lawyer. Read the blog. Then ask for help with the big words.
    “Pro se” – Look it up.

    • Captain Trips
      November 26, 2019 at 2:23 pm

      It still may be quid pro quo

      A lawyer in the back room will privately give him free advice, and if he wins, Marc has to blow him daily for 3 weeks.

    • Finn
      November 26, 2019 at 5:01 pm

      “Marc has no lawyer. Read the blog. Then ask for help with the big words. “Pro se” – Look it up.”

      “Pro se” is not a big word, dummy. It’s Latin. It’s actually SHORT for “in one’s own behalf.”

      Get Fucked,
      Finn

      • WeRFucked_by_Finn
        November 26, 2019 at 6:49 pm

        The commenters down below who keep question Marc’s lawyer must think it’s a big word because they obviously don’t get it.

        Fucked… in the ass by Finn & loving every minute of it.

        • Startled Pancake.
          November 26, 2019 at 8:28 pm

          Ok, you fucking idiots. LAWYERS are going to be involved with these type of things at some point. TB even admits to NOT KNOWING how the process works. You idiotss can’t even be honest enought about your own ignorance.

          The whole process is dominated by lawyers. The judge (a LAWYER) will eventually appoint a LAWYER or recommend a LAWYER to the shithead who is suing at SOME POINT for the process to approach court.

          You people are dumber than shit. I really mean that, too. Talk about low-information, low energy. You’ve all poisoned yourselves through caffeine and alcohol and tobacco to the degree that you don’t know how the system works? I thought at least one of you dumbasses got popped for DUI at some point.

          Wooooooooo, goddamn, no wonder New England is so fucked up. You turds could not figure your way out of a SHITHOUSE.

          I don’t mind helping.

  • JoeMomma
    November 26, 2019 at 1:17 pm

    Is he suing his parents for making him gay?

  • Harvard law night school
    November 26, 2019 at 12:38 pm

    You should have started taking classes when you first got sued, you’d be half way to becoming a lawyer and then able to represent your company. By suggestion, start taking classes now.

  • Crotch Fruit
    November 26, 2019 at 12:38 pm

    If you stop using the words crotch fruit to describe kids I will sign up for ad free, maybe.

    • The angry taint
      November 26, 2019 at 4:04 pm

      fucking relax you hyper-sensitive cuck. remember sticks and stones? hey turtle boy i’ll sign up if you censor yourself… huh? to quote finn

      get fucked

  • AIDS DAN KID SHOVES PINECONES IN HIS ASS
    November 26, 2019 at 12:26 pm

    The death of turtleboy will be a shitty 57 page paperback about the 6 “lowlifes” who sued you out of business. Can’t wait but where will you obnoxiously whore it out if the website is gone?

  • Duh
    November 26, 2019 at 12:08 pm

    “What I really need is to speak with a lawyer who can help me figure out a way to do business…..”

    IDEA: Stop being a doosh and start using words like “allegedly”, like a real journalist. Oh also, name-calling. Don’t to that.

    • WeRFucked
      November 26, 2019 at 1:44 pm

      WTF is a “doosh,” you douche?

      Oh I found it… “A word used by those who can’t spell douche properly.”

      • Captain Trips
        November 26, 2019 at 2:18 pm

        You were close Werfucked my friend.

        It’s actually:

        “A word used by a douche, who can’t spell douche properly.”

  • hank
    November 26, 2019 at 11:42 am

    Pretty simple solution, loser pays both attorneys fees. You’d see the bullshit lawsuits disappear overnight and all the ambulance chasing attorneys on Billboards and TV would have to find a real job instead of shaking down those that contribute to society.

  • ace
    November 26, 2019 at 11:29 am

    Karma is a beeyach

  • MTC
    November 26, 2019 at 11:14 am

    Question for a lawyer,

    If you win your case but it costs you $7,000 in legal fees, could you not sue the party in small claims court for the $7,000? Or are people who file frivolous suits protected from that?

    • DudeRanchStripClub
      November 26, 2019 at 1:22 pm

      As not a lawyer, I know the answer to be yes.

      • TortugaCharlie
        November 26, 2019 at 4:18 pm

        Ill take that advice under cooperation, now lets say you and i go toe to toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor?

  • Captain Trips
    November 26, 2019 at 11:06 am

    Someone should put some weaponized ricin in his Hennessy

    • Corinth Arkadin
      November 26, 2019 at 1:42 pm

      No, no, I would never advocate that here.

      But I’d advocate it somewhere else, heh heh.

  • Not an attorney, just my thoughts...
    November 26, 2019 at 10:59 am

    It’s been over 2-1/2 years since the original blog was posted. Isn’t there a statute of limitations on bringing this kind of lawsuit? That would be the quickest and easiest way to wrap this up, and the courts would be all over it because then they don’t have to deal with this asshole. Raise frivolous lawsuit and request court costs and attorney fees be paid by the plaintiff….not that you’d get anything from this loser. He is, after all, just looking for some easy money by filing this bullshit suit. Its not like he has a job or anything.

    • Corinth Arkadin
      November 26, 2019 at 1:38 pm

      Statue of Limitations on what? Posting publicly available documents such as court dockets, or arrest records, or anything posted online?

      Turtleboy Did Nothing Wrong.

      This should never have been taken by any lawyer worth their ‘degree’ even if they got it at dog training school or Burger University. It’s horseshit and a way to shake TB down.

      And no judge should actually allow this to get any where near a court.

      • Still not an attorney
        November 26, 2019 at 2:47 pm

        Statute of limitations on slander, libel, whatever this asshat is suing for….I haven’t watched the podcast so I don’t know the details. The blog did say that he wrote the complaint pro se, so it looks like he doesn’t have anyone representing him. I agree that the courts shouldn’t entertain this bullshit, but not addressing a lawsuit would probably be a violation of the plaintiff’s right to due process. I agree 100% that TB did nothing wrong.

        • Startled Pancake
          November 26, 2019 at 8:38 pm

          You can address the lawsuit by telling the complainant to GET A FUCKING LAWYER which is what is going to happen by the Clerk or the Judge.

          Otherwise it’s going nowheresville and everyone knows it. Except the morons who keep on questioning me like they fucking know, or something.

          There’s no way that this makes it to any milestone in any length to the courthouse.

          Please don’t make me tell you idiots this shit again. Fucking ponderous.

  • Stunt Penis
    November 26, 2019 at 10:58 am

    Not having an LLC myself, I wasn’t aware you couldn’t represent yourself. That does suck.

    Maybe the better strategy would be to put all your personal assets into a trust, and then write the blog as a sole proprietorship. This would protect your assets as they’d be in a separate trust and not owned individually by you, and if people sue you, you lose nothing if you do lose.

    Tort reform is definitel needed. We definitely need some form of “loser pays” to make people think twice about filing frivolous lawsuits. Even if you could counter sue, most of these losers have nothing anyway.

    I have to admit I am surprised by the number of losers who sue you. After all, there is a filing fee they have to pay to the courts. That fee could be spent on smokes, a bag of weed, a 40, or a new tat.

    • Marc Aldana
      November 26, 2019 at 2:28 pm

      I was tempted with the cigs, weed and the 40’s, but my local bodega was sold out of flat brimmed Bulls hats, so there you have it….

  • You had me at flat brimmed Bulls hat!
    November 26, 2019 at 10:53 am

    I don’t want to see that hat, and anybody who wears it, triumph!

  • Startled Pancake
    November 26, 2019 at 10:53 am

    LOL how the fuck are you able to sue someone when you don’t make any money?

    Unca TB, post his counselor’s office. DO IT NOW.

    We need to start looking into these lawyers. Are they working pro bono or are the skimming some money off the taxpayer? We need some light shined on these ambulance chasers; they need to be exposed. This shit is not on the up and up.

    Let’s get some weaponized autism pointed in their direction.

    • True Reality Speaks
      November 26, 2019 at 7:39 pm

      JFC – you’re a dumb fuck. Millenial? Democrat?

      Go back and graduate from 4th grade so that you can re-read the article.

      Clif Notes – the ratchets don’t have lawyers.

      • Startled Pancake
        November 26, 2019 at 8:13 pm

        LOL ya dumb fucking shitfly, lawyers will step in at some point in this. You wouldn’t know that because you’re sucking on exhaust fumes in Natick with your shit job.

        I was also speaking in regards to ALL the lawsuits. Learn comprehension.

        So: the Cliffs Notes (the actual proper way to write it): I’m your king and master basically, ya dumb fucking shitfly. Delete your account because I just took away your freedom of speech.

        Can’t party with the big boys.

  • Keep up the good work TB
    November 26, 2019 at 10:50 am

    Damn man, tight spot. We love what you do, exposing people like this, but it seems like they found a way to counter by tying you up in court.

    But at the end of the day they are still ratchets!

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