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Holyoke Boriqua Beaver Cleaver Stabs 3 Bitches While Live Streaming With Unrestrained Crotch Fruits In Backseat 

 

This is Katherine Vazquez from Holyoke. 

As you could probably predict by looking at her she is the president of the Holyoke PTA, and she sets a really good example for her pair of crotch fruits by going around stabbing bitches for the crime of talking shit.

Of course the stabbing victims got in their car and left, rather than telling the police what happened. Snitches get stitches, but those with stealth got Mass Health so getting stabbed ain’t no thang.

Anyway, what this police report didn’t mention is that when she was arrested at midnight on Main Street in Holyoke she had her two unrestrained crotch fruits in the car and she was live streaming the whole thing. Sadly she has pulled the video down and the person who sent us the link didn’t get a chance to download it first (lesson learned – screenshot and save everything ratchets post on Facebook because it usually comes down), but here’s what they tell us:

“She filmed the first video at about midnight. Again driving around listening to music. Then you see blue lights, she’s no longer in the vehicle and her unrestrained toddler sons head pops up from the back seat crying.”

Driving around with her crotch fruits and live streaming it is one of her favorite past times. A couple of hours earlier the Boriqua Beaver Cleaver  was filming herself doing an urban safari through Holyoke, filming strangers in the projects for no reason with her semen demons in the backseat, before ending at McDonald’s where she rudely yells “you don’t listen” at the minimum wage employee who can’t hear her because of the music and screaming kids shouting orders in the backseat.

Her court appointed attorney must’ve told her to take the first video down because it’s now gone, but she has been uploading new videos of absolutely nothing with references to Jesus being her real judge.

 

Trust me, the judges in Hampden County are gonna be WAY easier on you than Jesus will be. I’m not a theological scholar, but I do know for a fact that Jesus hates you and no one from Holyoke gets into heaven.

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30 Comment(s)
  • Michael Giannetti
    Mike Giannetti
    August 5, 2021 at 3:11 pm

    Her teeth look better than mine kid

  • I was told white people were slaves for Persians - and they sucked
    August 3, 2021 at 12:45 pm

    Legend has it that the Persians took a bunch of white europeans as slaves back in the Benzantine empire, but that they sucked because they were weak and slow, so the males were mostly butlers and worked at the latrines and the pits back then, and the females were… well you know.

    Is it true?

  • VIctor Moth
    August 3, 2021 at 8:12 am

    She looks like she got the “Mike Tyson” dental implants.

  • Orion
    August 3, 2021 at 6:31 am

    Is anyone else frustrated with their Penis size? I know I am.

  • FAT SLOB Latinax exlax
    August 3, 2021 at 12:20 am

    The blade couldn’t reach any vitals through the lard these women are human pigs, la porkas.

  • hartf811
    Chili con carne with eyebrows and a gap toof
    August 2, 2021 at 8:19 pm

    That video shows everything that’s wrong with immigration and welfare!
    Extra fries! Really?

  • Good vibes
    August 2, 2021 at 7:15 pm

    Some middle eastern girl fell as she was a first place, all white people ran by her without helping her.

    She got up and beat all of them and got gold!

    Remind me again how white are better…?

    • Chris Tranos
      August 2, 2021 at 7:25 pm

      hello cock sucker, she was past by sheboons, dykes and a few white wenches.
      she didn’t win gold you fucking liar, it was a heat not a final. This is one of the ways whites are superior, they can read and write. you filthy half bred cocksucker

    • hartf811
      Cotton picking
      August 2, 2021 at 8:22 pm

      Look in your mirror.
      That’s how whites are better.
      Every
      Damn
      Time

    • Death
      August 3, 2021 at 12:22 am

      For starters white people know if you pull a weapon on a cop you’ll be shot
      White people are organized and hardworking therefore they get promoted more frequently and earn more money
      White people teach their kids manners and the importance of structure and rules, thereby making them more likely to succeed in their futures/careeers.
      That’s just the tip of the iceberg. If you really think running fast makes you superior, you mistaken. That just shows you still have a jungle mentality. Fyi. We don’t get chased by lions and boars. speed is not really relevant in a civilized society.
      I bet you can chuck a spear pretty far too! Wow, so cool. Now watch me pay my bills and feed my kids on my own

    • Good
      August 3, 2021 at 8:17 am

      For one thing we get the concept of civilazition.
      We don’t bring our children out on violent forays.
      We don’t kidnap, rape and enslave people in the hundreds.
      I could go on but ignorance will prevent you from even a basic understanding of reality

  • whatevuh
    whatevuh
    August 2, 2021 at 6:59 pm

    that is one homely skank . . . and a space in her teeth you could drive a truck through

  • Boe Jiden
    Jon Boedin
    August 2, 2021 at 6:53 pm

    Listen! You need to mask for the poor and not mask the poor. The poor don’t know poor and I know Blacks. This is the American that is a person that is something that you know I know. Just because the police who protect those that are protected. This poor person is someone who Joebama knows is black. Ask Paula Abdul Kamala. She dances with washups.
    Have a splendid ice cream Saturday on the white house.
    Nob Joebin

    • Boe Jiden
      So many analgrams
      August 2, 2021 at 7:25 pm

      You can’t steal my thunder

      • Tim Maynard
        August 3, 2021 at 12:25 am

        What’s that about anal? My antenna is up!!!

  • Said Everyone
    August 2, 2021 at 6:18 pm

    If food stamps had a face

  • Buck Breaker
    August 2, 2021 at 5:34 pm

    Strange she has to ask what kind of happy meals were offered when you know she orders them 5 days a week because those kids live off happy meals and rice from the 5 pound bags they use as a mattress

  • Captain Trips
    Rodney Dangerfield
    August 2, 2021 at 4:57 pm

    The last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it!

    • Professor Griff
      August 2, 2021 at 6:34 pm

      The cats from the neighborhood probably follow her around like she’s a Frisky’s salmon and tuna dinner.

  • Captain Trips
    Said No One, Ever
    August 2, 2021 at 4:56 pm

    Thank God they all came up here from the island for the nice warm winters and economic opportunities in a city full of shuttered paper mills, to help make the USA a better place!

  • LA RAZA
    August 2, 2021 at 4:24 pm

    I grew up in Holyoke and this is how I was raised.
    Now that you kids have finished watching the 11:00 news, let’s go out for a ride.
    Mommy has to stab some bitches.
    And then we can get some ice cream.

  • Boston Irish
    No choice
    August 2, 2021 at 4:16 pm

    DCF called? Never mind kids are safer without them

  • Bill Cribben
    August 2, 2021 at 4:15 pm

    She brags about her Holyoke roots, what more needs to be said.

  • Alex Morse
    August 2, 2021 at 4:01 pm

    “McDonalds or Kennedy’s”? Now that is some parenting.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Liawatha
    August 2, 2021 at 3:47 pm

    They are a very stabby culture.

  • Spictacular.
    August 2, 2021 at 3:23 pm

    The similarities between spics and cockroaches is undeniable. Before ted kennedy and the immigration reform act of 1965 they were rare in the US. After the door was held open by pan am airlines from san juan & nyc…now we have chelsea and lawrence under siege. Just go food shopping on the first of the month- you will see spics from every shitty little island stocking up their brand new honda pilot with ebt bought top of the line meats. Once they infest a city…they never leave.

  • Death
    August 2, 2021 at 3:00 pm

    Couple problems with this story:
    1 she resides in Holyoke but is from Guatemala most likely
    2 -$15 an hour is way more than any McDonald’s worker deserves. We are talking about people that cannot remember ketchup, napkins or the really confusing plain cheeseburger.
    3 this chick sucks so bad she didn’t even kill one person but stabbed 3!?
    Welcome to bidens America, home of the free, land of the perpetually unemployed welfare scams from 3rd world countries.

    • D
      August 3, 2021 at 9:38 am

      And to think of the billions of dollars we spend to feed, house and clothe them on an annual basis.
      I worked all my life and I ask where do they get the money for
      Nice cars
      They all have nice clothes
      Jewelry
      Tattoos
      None of them have missed a meal
      And all that they do is undermine society and complain about how bad it is.
      If only I could be mistreated like them my world would be a happy place.

      • Harry Callahan
        August 3, 2021 at 2:38 pm

        It can’t go on like this forever. Eventually the dam breaks.

  • Maggie Hassan's Retarded Child
    August 2, 2021 at 2:51 pm

    God told me that she is going to Hell!! That is not debatable andis a fact!

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