“Homeless” Attleboro Glutton Dumplings Want $2,500 For Hotel Room Because Stay At Home Mom Doesn’t Feel Like Getting A Job
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Here’s your GoFundMe scam of the day out of Attleboro…..
Oh look, grown adults who clearly haven’t missed a meal since……ever….whining about how hard life is, and asking strangers to take care of their adult responsibilities. Shocking.
First of all, I don’t believe for a second that they’re actually homeless. But they say they are, so DCF should probably investigate this. Because no kid should have to live in a car with winter coming. The adults can, because they’re insulated with layers of blubber and ultimately their current situation is entirely their own doing. But kids haven’t done anything wrong, so if you end up homeless your children should immediately be put into foster care. Because it’s not about you. It’s about them.
Secondly, your fiancee?
Looks like Jessica Santos White married Bryan over four years ago in a picturesque backyard black wedding, complete with disposable camera photographers and Subway.
Thirdly, if he really did have a heart attack then it’s a result of his incredibly unhealthy lifestyle.
Don’t live recklessly and then whine about your health. No one cares. Nice iPhone on Daddy’s lap though. Only in America can people with $700 phones whine about being poor.
Thirdly, you can’t find an apartment due to income requirements? Yea, you know what a good way to earn an income is? Get a job.
You don’t get to be a stay at home mom when you’re married to a walking heart attack who’s about as familiar with employment as he is with deodorant. Being a stay at home mom is for trophy wives and/or responsible women who have an actual financial plan.
Fourthly, if you really are homeless I have a hard time believing a shelter wouldn’t take you, considering you have a child. So quite frankly that sounds completely made up. And if you really are this destitute without any sort of drugs being involved, then you literally have no excuse. At least addicts can blame it on the “disease.” You’re just a lazy cheesehog who doesn’t feel like working.
Lastly, only in America can gravy dumpsters like this cry poverty:
Ya know what poor people look like in other countries? This:
Ya know why that guy’s hungry? Because he lives in Ethiopia and is completely out of options. Meanwhile these dumpsterslugs like in America, the land of opportunity, prosperity, and Burger King’s value menu. A place where the government will bail you out if you can’t take care of yourself. But yet we still have these glutton sandwiches whining about how they need more help because adulting and parenting is just way too much work for them.
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turtleboy is spot fucking on about these fat worthless blubber whale shit eating FAT FUCKS! fuck all fat people! just bottom of the barrel worthless. if you’re fat, guess what? NO WELFARE FOR YOU! worthless fat pieces of shit. blubber tubs of whale shit fucking shit eating fat faggots!!!
I finally get to say that I knew someone on Turtleboy!
To be honest I am neither shocked nor surprised at this turn of events. Just another check mark on the ol’ bucket list
Ikr ik these sad excuses myself thats the shameful part lol they arent even homeless they live wih her mom last i knew mooching when i saw her mom at taco bell getting them a crap ton of food mind you