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There are some towns and cities in New Hampshire that are actively battling the U.S. District Court to secure panhandling ordinances in spite of accusations that it violates the 1st amendment. Manchester, Concord, Rochester & Nashua are all aiming to crack down on panhandling even though they are facing lawsuits from the American Civil Liberties Union and being condemned by the ACLU.
Then there’s Derry. Derry is sometimes overlooked for it’s trashy hilarity which is a shame because it can be awesomely white trash.
This video was posted to Facebook the other day and shows two men running around screaming, swearing and darting in and out of cars. Shoutout to Derry Unfiltered for being hilarious!
Check it out:
Nobody has been able to ID the turd raisin who owns the truck but the homeless dude was easily identified as well known, local whackadoo Thomas Young.
This is what 33 years old looks like in certain parts of New Hampshire:
Actually I take that back. This is what 26 YEARS OLD looks like in N.H. (because that pic is from 2010) Yikes.
Doesn’t this ginger snotgopher know that the worst thing you can do is stand around in the sun all day when you have zero melanin? Ask desk girl. She spent so much time exposing her asscheeks to sunlight while nude modeling with her pitbulls that her backside now resembles Betty White’s knuckles.
Thomas is no stranger to doing weird shit and getting in trouble.
Like overdosing at Burger King:
And then this crap:
Thomas Young, leader of the free world of zero fucks given and improper use of moisturizer.
It didn’t take long for people to start chiming in on the FB video thread:
When they get posted I’ll have to check the police logs and find the name of rage-a-saurus rex.
This is the kind of shit that can (and does) happen when you have people begging on the sidewalks. God forbid the dude chasing Tom around had a gun and used it while darting in and out of traffic OR ran in front of a minivan full of kids. Something tells me Tom wouldn’t be able to pay their therapy bills after mom used him as a human speedbump and totaled her Dodge caravan. I’m not saying all homeless people are drug addict dirtbags. Sure, there are some who got dealt a crappy hand and aren’t a menace to society but lets stop pretending that this doesn’t happen on the daily. You know how many times I’ve seen people hand out food, beverages or care packages and get screamed at by ungrateful panhandlers? That shit is bananas. So just remember, the 1st amendment rights of someone like Tom is more important than the personal safety of the people around him. Let that sink in.