Homeless Dude Pisses Off Drivers, Runs In Traffic & Almost Gets His Ass Kicked But His 1st Amendment Rights Are More Important Than Your Safety

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There are some towns and cities in New Hampshire that are actively battling the U.S. District Court to secure panhandling ordinances in spite of accusations that it violates the 1st amendment. Manchester, Concord, Rochester & Nashua are all aiming to crack down on panhandling even though they are facing lawsuits from the American Civil Liberties Union and being condemned by the ACLU.

Then there’s Derry. Derry is sometimes overlooked for it’s trashy hilarity which is a shame because it can be awesomely white trash.

This video was posted to Facebook the other day and shows two men running around screaming, swearing and darting in and out of cars. Shoutout to Derry Unfiltered for being hilarious!

Check it out:


Nobody has been able to ID the turd raisin who owns the truck but the homeless dude was easily identified as well known, local whackadoo Thomas Young.

This is what 33 years old looks like in certain parts of New Hampshire:

Actually I take that back. This is what 26 YEARS OLD looks like in N.H. (because that pic is from 2010) Yikes.

Doesn’t this ginger snotgopher know that the worst thing you can do is stand around in the sun all day when you have zero melanin? Ask desk girl. She spent so much time exposing her asscheeks to sunlight while nude modeling with her pitbulls that her backside now resembles Betty White’s knuckles.

Thomas is no stranger to doing weird shit and getting in trouble.

Like overdosing at Burger King:

And then this crap:

Thomas Young, leader of the free world of zero fucks given and improper use of moisturizer.

It didn’t take long for people to start chiming in on the FB video thread:

When they get posted I’ll have to check the police logs and find the name of rage-a-saurus rex.

This is the kind of shit that can (and does) happen when you have people begging on the sidewalks. God forbid the dude chasing Tom around had a gun and used it while darting in and out of traffic OR ran in front of a minivan full of kids. Something tells me Tom wouldn’t be able to pay their therapy bills after  mom used him as a human speedbump and totaled her Dodge caravan. I’m not saying all homeless people are drug addict dirtbags. Sure, there are some who got dealt a crappy hand and aren’t a menace to society but lets stop pretending that this doesn’t happen on the daily. You know how many times I’ve seen people hand out food, beverages or care packages and get screamed at by ungrateful panhandlers? That shit is bananas. So just remember, the 1st amendment rights of someone like Tom is more important than the personal safety of the people around him. Let that sink in.


20 Comment(s)
  • Sad to Learn
    October 8, 2018 at 11:55 am

    He died last week of a drug overdose in Concord.

  • September 18, 2017 at 9:20 pm

    bwahahahaha a right-wing retard blog for retards that attacks the first amendment.

    stay trying to pretend that you’re not the real SJW Faggot cocksuckers.

    • Jared
      October 5, 2018 at 6:21 pm

      He’s dead now

  • Paddy O
    September 18, 2017 at 9:56 am

    I guess I don’t get it. The guy is standing in the median of a two way 4 lane road way. It’s not a designated pedestrian walk way. How can a police not ticket him for jaywalking/endangering passing vehicles and self/name any pedestrian-traffic misdemeanor.

  • Josh
    September 17, 2017 at 10:35 pm

    First off Thomas is not homeless he has a one-bedroom apartment and he also gets $726 a month assistance loaded onto a card for him every month people have tried to help him and steer him the right way but he has found that he can get around paying the taxes and make even more money by standing out there and getting all this free stuff he always goes to businesses and Derry and brags about all the stuff people give him… he does have a drug problem he does steal from businesses and I say if he wants to act like he’s poor and homeless make him poor and homeless so he can live that life

  • LickMyBallsTeacher
    September 17, 2017 at 9:15 am

    Give em’ the poop dollar.

  • Art Fag
    September 16, 2017 at 11:15 pm

    I usually offer them a $20 if they’ll let me suck their dick.

    • Kevi
      September 17, 2017 at 9:17 am

      You gotta demand it and threaten to kill them with a golf club if they say no

  • Barry
    September 16, 2017 at 10:04 pm

    AntiFa must not realize that they are supposed to be against panhandling now that it’s a “first amendment” issue. Come on AntiFa, can you establish some consistency here?

  • I. Feels
    September 16, 2017 at 9:40 pm

    Ive quit counting how many of these belligerent motherfuckers I’ve maced at intersections throughout the country. …Long before digital cameras.

    • I. Feels
      September 16, 2017 at 9:44 pm

      Always hoped to see one get hit staggering into oncoming traffic, who knows? I always split.

    • BlackandWhite
      September 17, 2017 at 9:46 am

      I. Feels is another troll. Most likely a teen with nothing to do on a Sat night.

      Nobody goes around “throughout the country” to mace panhandlers. If they do, that’s just not normal.

      • I. Feels
        September 17, 2017 at 3:46 pm

        Maybe I’ve lived all overthe last few decades fucknut. Before the web, we made our own fun faggot.

  • Independent Thinker
    September 16, 2017 at 5:41 pm

    Running out into traffic and aggressively begging for money should not count as exercising your first amendment rights. You are infringing upon the rights of others and could cause an accident. The guy at the exit ramp from 290E to Belmont Street is a prime example.

    • lolwhut
      September 17, 2017 at 3:05 pm

      There were 2 of them on the Belmont St. exit ramp last week; one on each side. UGH

  • Brian
    September 16, 2017 at 5:29 pm

    Is that Bunchy from Ray Donovan?

  • White Pride White Power
    September 16, 2017 at 1:59 pm

    Cops should blow his first amendment rights (and his brains) all over the pavement!

    • BlackandWhite
      September 16, 2017 at 7:26 pm

      White Pride White Power is a TROLL (also posts under other stupid names)

      These are posts from the Red Dan & antifa a$$hole crowd and the SJW losers. They take screen shots of them and post all over social media. It’s sickening.


    • White Pride White Power lets black men sodomize him while he molests his own children
      September 18, 2017 at 8:38 am

      Someone should blow your first amendment rights (and your seriously deformed brains) all over the pavement!

  • Kim Steen
    September 16, 2017 at 12:31 pm

    I lived in Derry from the early 80’S until 2007. When I moved there, it was a nice bucolic town.. quiet, clean, good schools. It got progressively worse as the people from Massachusetts started moving in. And then the drugs. As far as panhandlers go, this guy is an amateur. I live in Florida now, where there’s a beggar on every corner. They stand out there alone, with families, they take shifts with their partners. They drive nicer cars than I do, for the most part. There are people out there who have legitimately fallen on hard times… you learn to recognize them. THIS guy is just a putz. If he has the energy to run around a parking lot, he’s healthy enough to get a job..or two. Stop giving him money! Done and done.

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