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Homeless Falmouth DCF Gravy Dumpster Mom And Able-Bodied Fiance Who Lost Kid After Feeding Him To Pit Bull Needs Help With Apartment Even Though She’s On Food Stamps And SSDI, And Can Afford Diamond Rings

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Here’s an interesting post from a Facebook group called Falmouth Discussion…..

So let me get this straight. Your kid got attacked by a pit bull, and you lost custody of said child, likely for very good reasons. You and your able bodied “fiance” are homeless, and you lost your job because of undisclosed and very vague “health” issues. Yet you still have an iPhone and wifi and are able to access Facebook.

Here’s some advice – get a job.

Of course all these blind sheep in this group are giving her advice and telling her how bad they feel that she’s in this situation, because the Internet is full of gullible people who will believe anything strangers post on Facebook. Because it gives them the feelz to know they’re helping someone in need.

Luckily that’s why Turtleboy exists – to help people like you realize when you’re being conned. And generally people who come on random Facebook groups and end their statements with “please no negative comments” are saying that because they consider rational advice like, “why don’t you get a job,” or “why do you have a pit bull around a 1 year old” to be negative comments.

First of all, why are you looking on Cape Cod? Do these people not know about Brockton? It’s a lot cheaper there and you’ll fit right in.

Secondly AND thirdly……..

So she and her “fiance” can afford diamond rings for their “wedding,” despite both of them being unemployed 14 weeks ago when this was posted.

If you look at the comments, you will also see Mom chiming in. But remember, “I don’t have any family.”

Fourthly, this is her “fiance”:

His name is Darien Magnett. And he stabbed a dude in 2013:

Actually, it was a chick. He stabbed a chick.

But by all means, feel bad for them.

Fifthly….

If your profile pictures consist of duckface selfies and Henny, you are a full fledged ratchamaniac who should not be allowed anywhere near children.

Sixthly, you didn’t just move to Cape Cod,

and you’ve had a bunch of jobs:

You didn’t leave those because of health reasons. You left them because you’re a lazy, free loading slugrake.

Seventhly……

God this makes me sick. An abled bodied woman who can afford diamond rings, refuses to keep a job, has a “fiance” who is also able bodied and unemployed, who no longer has to pay for her kid because she doesn’t have custody of him – this is a person my taxes pay for. We pay for her food stamps and SSDI.

But it’s not enough. Because it’s never enough. Nothing is ever the fault of these queef nuggets.

Eighthly, take some of your own advice:

“You never should’ve opened your legs.” – Chick who let her kid become a pit bull snack, doesn’t have a job, and is begging strangers for a $500 room.

Lastly, we looked for pit bull attacks on Cape Cod in April and no such attack took place. There was a pit bull attacking a child in January in Falmouth, but it wasn’t her kid. Seems like an odd thing to lie about, since it would make you look even more ratchet.

Either way, the mere fact that someone who can’t afford rent or food can somehow afford diamond rings, and owns an untamed pit bull that they keep around their one year old bang trophy is all I really need to know. People like this are a disgrace to real mothers, and are a slap in the face to the millions of responsible people who want to conceive but can’t. Don’t give them your pity, sympathy, or help. They’ve already got enough of it.

9 Comment(s)
  • LokirahTrump2020
    July 9, 2018 at 6:28 am

    The pitbull thing is most definitely a lie and she doesn’t get SSDI—my bet it’s SSI. She probably doesn’t have nearly the amount required for work credits to get SSDI or RSSDI.
    Sounds to me she found herself a real winner! My guess is that DCF found out she’s living with a felon who has a criminal record, ( the Pitbull) and she chose the boyfriend over the kid.
    It’s typical for people who have no concept of money to blow it when they get it. Those rings are probably the result of her retroactive payment from SSI. I’m guessing, anywhere from 2000-5000ish depending on how much she is eligible per month.
    Perhaps they should move to Puerto Rico? I here our Government gives them like 17 Bill in aid every year…sounds like they’d fit right in whilst simultaneously making America great again!

  • TheFilibuster
    The Filibuster
    June 23, 2018 at 1:56 pm

    Pitbulls are not the problem. There the most loyal and loving companion you could have.

    Nasty earth scorching poon buckets like this bitch is what the problem is. She probably tried to eat the kid.

  • June 23, 2018 at 11:12 am

    I think she may have nicknamed her black out drinking binges of Henny “Pitbull”…

  • Captain Trips
    June 23, 2018 at 10:43 am

    She says she has ‘Heath’ issues!

    Well stop gorging on Heath bars and you’ll lose weight quickly!

  • K
    June 23, 2018 at 9:49 am

    Does she realize how many terminally ill parents are on SSDI and don’t get food stamps? And they somehow find a way to make it. Her son was taken away probably because it was her Pitbull. I don’t mind people begging when they really need it when they really fell like lost a job wife died there in depression and things fell apart. Those people I don’t mind helping. Or your house caught on fire or flooded I don’t mind helping you.

  • Stunt Penis
    June 23, 2018 at 7:21 am

    If you have a kid and allow it anywhere near a pit bill, you should be forced to undergo mandatory sterilization for stupidity.

  • Chief
    June 22, 2018 at 11:38 pm

    Get the fuck off the Cape. Cape Cod is expensive. I am a Chief in the Navy, and I couldnt afford to live on the Cape making $85000 a year. Get the fuck off the Cape!

  • TJB
    TJB
    June 22, 2018 at 10:58 pm

    In this case of fupa madness; skip the “B”, and head directly to lawrence.
    The problem with renting to these sloth’s is the deadbeat ‘friends’ that help the oompa~loompa move in never leave. Next thing you know you have the ’97 civic with the 5000 surround sound blasting salsa around the clock. The coming and going at all hours of the day & night. And the police cars and ambulances picking up the narcan nitwits. Welcome to lawrence, Yo.

  • The Vorlon
    June 22, 2018 at 10:11 pm

    Let’s see, Tittoos, pierced whatever, booze, weaponized canines, bling and IPhones. What could possibly go wrong?

    Can’t knock them for the Wi-Fi, half of the businesses have ‘free’ Wi-Fi, albeit very s l o w. In keeping with everything else, they are probably leaching it from somebody with a open router.

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