This is Sarah Jane Todd from Kansas City, KS.
Last week she posted on Facebook that her ma dukes caught the commie cold so she started a Facebook fundraiser for it of course. It didn’t really take off so she wrote a whiny post complaining that no one was sharing it, and it ended up getting shared over 622,000 times and counting!!
As you can see from her edit history, she had to keep updating it when it wasn’t getting enough attention.
According to Sarah she can’t care for her mother, who is in GREAT shape, because Sarah’s currenly homeless due to “personal struggles.” She says there’s been a commie cold outbreak in ma dukes’ nursing home and she wants to get her transferred to KU (probably Kansas University). She claims to have had a “conservation” with the ER supervisor there, and since Mom might die she wants to bring her home to die with her. Except she’s got no home because she’s homeless and Sarah doesn’t have life insurance (which is completely irrelevant since Sarah isn’t the one allegedly dying). The money will go towards housing for Sarah, a bed, and her mother’s funeral if she dies.
And if there’s any money left over they will invest in a fork lift so Mom can see the neighborhood before she croaks.
I don’t even know where to start with the obvious red flags on this one. Let’s start with the fact that the nursing home isn’t gonna let her Mom leave to go to the hospital, which would never happen. Or the fact that this homeless woman is allegedly in contact with the ER supervisor at a hospital who told her that the only way Momma Shamu could get healthcare is if she raises enough money to get an apartment. Or we could talk about the fact that she’s homeless in the first place which probably wasn’t an accident. You have to try to become homeless in this country.
Yet somehow this obviously bullshit story has gotten her nearly $4K.
Of course a quick search for Sarah Jane Todd reveals that she’s got some major Google trophies.
As a matter of fact she’s currently out on $850 bond from a recent arrest.
She really milked it for all it was worth though.
I’d say I feel sorry for the idiots who donated, but I don’t. Anyone dumb enough to part with their money that easily wasn’t meant to have that money in the first place. She’s homeless, telling a story that clearly makes no sense, and begging people to share it. If you can’t tell that’s a scam then you have no business being on the Interwebz.
I’m not a licensed Facebook detective or anything, but it would also appear that she lied about firing out a crotch fruit from the ol’ baby cannon in February.
She hasn’t posted about the baby once since (she has an older poon polyp who I’m sure she spends a lot of quality time with in the DCF visitor’s room), and none of her friends knew she was pregnant.
Sounds legit.
I can’t tell if Momma Shamuumuu is in on the scam, but she gets tagged in everything and comments on most of her previous posts.
The fundraiser was also randomly being put on by another skagbeast named Crystal Carlson.
She also seems to be totally trustworthy.
Now that she’s been revealed as a scam artist it looks like the two of them have to figure out a story.
The bottom line is I have absolutely no sympathy for anyone who gave money to this junkie slopqueef. This is why everyone should read Turtleboy. There isn’t a turtle rider out there who couldn’t tell this was a scam from the moment they laid eyes on it.
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28 Comment(s)
She’s at it again
A friend posted her drama and immediately I told my friend it was a scam. All you had to do is read through one time and it didn’t make a lick of sense.
It’s hard to feel sorry for people that just have no common sense.
I reported it as soon as I read it through and fb said they would look into it but I don’t know if they ever did anything about it.
Jesus! Her family looks like ratchet fucks that never took care of themselves a single day in their lives, and shitwads like her want to squeeze the internet for thousands that she’ll probably just pocket?
Still.. I’d wring one out on her chest, if I’m honest.
This is disgusting… Using what we are all going through to get money. Is her mom even still alive? I can’t believe people would just give her money like that. She is a heartless POS and she probably doesn’t have her baby with her that’s why she has no pictures of it. So pissed off
Sarah has a great smile according to the pics. Probably no teeth. She’s a druggie and a bitch. No wonder she’s homeless. As I’ve said, many homeless are homeless for a good reason.
You just know she takes 2 in the goo and 4 in the poo
does anyone remember personal responsibility? heart disease and COPD often result from smoking, diabetes from overeaten obesity, and kidney failure from alcoholism. if this tale were true, her dear mother killed herself.
Wow she got ugly real fast. She looks cute in those pics from 2017 but she went downhill from there. Anyone who saw her recent pics should’ve known she was planning to shoot that money right Into her veins and snort anything leftover up her nose. I wonder what became of the baby and why she hasn’t seen her mother “in so long” if she cares so much about her
Look at her facebook page and try to find a picture of her mother then try and find a post about her mother other then her scam, you won’t find anything…
This douchebag may as well have “methhead” inked across her forehead. That is certainly the look of a pig that smokes meth nonstop. How could anyone be dumb enough to give her a fucking penny ?
There’s been a rape.
Whenever I see these mother/daughter pictures I’m reminded of a great commercial Bud Light had years ago. (YouTube search: “bud light commercial mother in law”)…the basic take away is to get a good look at your GF’s mother because that’s what you’re going to be living with in 20 years. A big fat fucking slob that is a fucking cunt too…choose wisely
You just hate Chiefs fans.
Not getting a stimulus check huh? Everyone with a pulse and a SSN# is getting one. Unless of course you made 198K last year. That 4K will buy a lot of feed at the hog feed and grain store…
People see these vacant-eyed smoothing-filtered Facebook photos and they think “here’s someone honest who deserves my charity.”
Fucking marks.
Just about every time I run into begger at a red light ,I notice that the scum have better shoes them I do. Give them nothing.
This twat clearly had no idea how COVID works. Every sentence in that post was insanely stupid. Definitely don’t feel bad for people that send their money to morons like this.
if you’ve ever donated money to someone that you’ve never met, I would like to speak to you about a multi level marketing opportunity.
Something about ocean-front property in Montana, right ST?
I lived In Texas for a bit and it’s nothing like Massachusetts.
so I’m thinking people from Kansas are a lot like Texans,and don’t assume everyone is suspect.
She writes she hasn’t seen her mother “in so long.” Why? There must be a house and life insurance on the mom if she wants to see her now.
Branching out to new cities. I like it.
Why does this keep happening? I see a girl who at some time in the past was a cute redhead with an ample bosom and a tight bod. You can still see glimmers of former hotness in the pictures. Fucking drugs do it every time.
The future Sarah Jane is made known to us by the picture of mom. If she lives that long.
Nothing breaks my heart more than a waste of choice tail.
Social Media is Cancer
That kid aint mine!!!!!
How’s your bleach supply doing in these trying times???
Is this what the rest of America looks like? Sheesh.
Limerick of the Day
Sarah Jane tells some spurious tales
Never mentions her time in the jails
The baby from Feb
Just exists on the web
And her man and her Mom are both whales..
Dick Scratcher, aged 375lbs (each)
Geez more white trash