This is Mariel Kinney and her taco stuffer Kevin Pinto from Hopkinton.
They apparently don’t like wearing clothes while taking their dogs for a walk, which was problematic for them yesterday.
Source: An early morning nude walk on Monday eventually led to a fight with cops and a Hopkinton couple facing numerous charges, authorities said. Police arrested Mariel Kinney, 32, and Kevin Pinto, 30, after the 6:30 a.m. incident on Hayden Rowe Street.
“It was kind of wild,” said Police Chief Joseph Bennett. “It wasn’t the typical day in Hopkinton, that’s for sure. They were buck naked.”
Police went to Hayden Rowe Street after receiving calls about two naked people walking a dog. Officers saw Kinney and Pinto, who were completely nude, walking down the street with a medium-sized black dog named Lucy.
“According to the officers she is a very good dog,” Bennett said.
Questioned if they were OK and why they were unclothed, Kinney and Pinto either said they didn’t want to answer or answered incoherently, Bennett said. During questioning, the couple yelled and swore at the officers, resisting any efforts of “de-escalation,” the chief said.
“There was a short foot pursuit,” said Bennett. “Both (people) ran when they were told they were going to be arrested.”
Police caught up to the pair who struggled violently. Pinto struck officers several times with the heel of his palm, while Kinney also struck officers. One officer was taken to a local hospital to be treated for minor injuries. He has since been released and is at home recovering.
“I’m grateful no one was seriously injured in a very volatile situation,” Bennett said.
Police arrested Kinney and Pinto, of 6 Hazel Road, and charged them with indecent exposure, assault and battery on a police officer, disturbing the peace, disorderly conduct and resisting arrest.
Best part of that story:
“According to the officers she is a very good dog,” Bennett said.
LOL.
If a dude and a chick are walking around town a la mode and they both start running away from the cops, how do the cops decide who runs after and then wrestles the chick and who runs after the dude? Seems like one of them is way better to the other. Maybe they should’ve just called a social worker instead.
There’s no way this was their first Adam and Eve walk either. You don’t just randomly decide to wake up on a Monday at 6:30 and take the dog for a walk in your birthday suit. Which begs the question, how has no one ever noticed them doing this before? Not only were they proud to do it, they were willing to fight the cops for their right to. It’s not a random occurrence, it’s a lifestyle. She looks like a hippie chick, went to UMass, and studied psychology, so the odds that she would one day reject clothing were pretty high to begin with.
Anyway, if they wanna come on the live show to explain why they think this is a normal way to live then hit me up on Facebook at Clarence Woods Emerson or email turtleboysports@gmail.com.
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55 Comment(s)
Obviously still tweaking on something from the night before. Why can’t people just stick to some weed and a few beers???
How come it’s always the ugliest women around that want to walk around naked? Do they honestly think some hunk is gonna go “oh yeah! I gotta get me some of that ass” lol hahahahaha
So what the slut wanted to air out her cunt. I mean I wouldn’t fuck her becuse she looks like a slam pig! But I would mind seeing what the pussy looks like.
Probably either hippie nudists or it’s some kind of exhibitionist fetish.
The bit about the dog cracked me up.
These people get to vote.. how sad
Let this be a lesson to you, kids.
Bath salts are NOT a good part of a morning hygiene regimen.
And these fucking selfie photos too! Them and the realtor harassing douche bags. I would go back in time and kill the first person to use a cell phone to take a selfie.
Any pics of the red head nude? Do the curtains match the carpet?
Confusing. Which of the 4 of these were animals? I see 4 animals not 2
Mary Mary, quite contrary
How does your garden grow
With silver bells and itty bitty bitty white shells
And Pretty maids all in a row
Walkin’ the dog
Just a-walkin’ the dog
Well if you don’t know how to do it
I’ll show you how to walk the dog
Well if you don’t know how to do it
I’ll show you how to walk the dog
Again with the fucking crayola hair! What the hell is wrong with these people?
are there section 8 apartments in Hopkinton? No way these two losers own a house in that town
Were they wearing their masks?
word is there was a string dangling between her legs
Meth or mushrooms?
methrooms?
I’d appreciate you dethitht from mocking the way I thpeak. I prefer to circumthise the thubject and fade into Bolivian.
Nose ring = lunatic. It’s science.
Yup, further proof that the ones most likely to go au natural are the ones who really, REALLY shouldn’t be doing it.
It was fun! Woof
Drunk. Naked. Dog. Beach. This whole thing couldn’t be more Ted Kennedy if the bitch drowned.
I’m guessing the parents refused to do the laundry for these two young’uns ..
This is vintage TB. Thank you for the comic relief…I needed this.
Best,
Stewart
Was the DOG naked too ?
He had on a fur coat so no
More mentally ill leftist Trump-haters.
Yawn
We have Pinto here, Kent Dorfman in the other story. This is great!
They’re all worthless and weak
It’s getting harder and harder to get attention and break through the social media clutter. Simply chanting BLM doesn’t cut it anymore; been there, done that. Sounds like these two were so unattractive with their clothes off that the dog stole the show. Good luck keeping the pressure on ’till election day (yawn).
Why do I think bad ice cubes were involved?
Move to Brattleboro VT. It’s legal to leave your home nude. You just can’t leave your house with clothes on then take them off in public. Strange but true…
I don’t care, I’d call the police if I saw Bernie Sanders nude outside his house.
Before or after you ran the cheese grater over your eyes and brain?
they live in a $750,000 home but they don’t have any clothes!? why are they in their 30’s and living with her parents? kinda jealous honestly
Why? Because they are LOSERS!
Was the dog naked too? Barbaric! At least they don’t eat dogs like Obama did when he attended madrasa.
Pinto bean isnt white.
Something tells me this dog hits her balloon knot and has
a peanut butter popsicle for dessert.
Be good fathers to your daughters.
Call MSPCA, have the dog removed from the home.
And on a completely different note…… I just drove past Hingham police station about 45 mins ago. Was a good sized blue lives matter protest on one side of the street, on the other a small gathering of pukes and degenerates with the blm signs. Honked and waved the whole way thru for the American patriots, not the useless scum. Probably about 4-1 or 5-1 blue lives to blm.
Oh. Also saw the large fire apparatus and it was flying old glory and the blue lives flag. Fuck you max, the good guys win this one.
My God ! What were they thinking ?……NO FACE MASKS !!!!
Meth has reached the suburbs. Poor dog.
I hope that poor dog doesn’t have a peanut allergy…
Haven’t the pigs anything better to do? Apparently not. And why didn’t the cop on the chick’s back say the usual “stop resisting?”
They neighbors should be thanking them.The pungent smell from that gross chicks vagina had to have killed off a large majority of the mosquito population
Traffic will start picking up in that neighborhood. Pervs are all Google Map-ping to find out where Hayden Rowe Street is.
That I want to see in a fiery explosion!
I understand yesterday was the hottest day of the year but come on lol! Not a good idea airing out the family jewels. Probably certifiable vegans too and they’re practicing for the next “PETA” protest.
Considering her obvious oxy/heroin/methadone addiction, her skin looks great.
Something about junkies just gets me nearly no-touch-semi-hard. Maybe it’s the daddy issue. Maybe it’s the below market raw dawg aryan cum dump package. Probably a combo.
I’ll tell you what it is with these sweet little junkies…. Bodyfat comparable to a college cheerleader… Total focus on endorphins… The certainty that they have to give, if they want to get… Oh, and don’t forget, they are unencumbered by moral codes….
Fuck, that is it. Now explain my boner when they shoot up in front of me.
Angry Giant is going to make my therapist unemployed.
Your physical reaction is easy to understand. You know these little girls, and that life has been hard to them, and that they’ve also made bad choices on the way. And you are not judgmental about it.
You see her medicating herself, allowing her a respite from the pain of her life. And she is next going to want an honest pleasure, from a hard man. And you are there, for her, standing at the ready. Just like James Bond for the Bond girls.
You are heroic in giving these girls perhaps the only true love they’ve ever known. Damn, you are a good man! 🙂
Any doubt she likes to do the ‘ol peanut butter on the nether regions for a special doggie treat