Turtleboy Investigates

“Horny Housewife” From The Fake Weed Tinder Prank Is A Transgender Model With A History Of Lusting For The D During Online Dates With Unknowing Dudes

 

 

 

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So remember last week when I was blasting that Weymouth Ratchet from the Pats Parade for getting pranked by some dude on Tinder with fake drugs?

Remember when we found that really horny “housewife” on the video trying SO hard to ride that guy’s hog? 

Now, because the bro-dudes over at Hammy TV didn’t like free publicity we gave them, they deleted the video off their YouTube channel. Bless the soul that saved it. https://youtu.be/zUx2LL_Rer0

Well, it seems we found her. This is a case of real life is always better than fiction. I also made a smart ass remark last week about how she sounded like a dude… Well, add this one to the “SSTG is rarely wrong folder” because Ava Glasscott is a transgender model out of Boston.

She’s got the same body, voice, nervous hair flips and QVC hand movements as the chick in the video. Oh, and remember that rock she was flashing around with the silicone titty grab? She’s wearing the same one in most of her Instagram posts.
Yep.

Here is another video of her from her YouTube page. Same chick.

(Don’t worry. I’ve got it backed up for when it gets deleted)

This probably explains why they blurred her face out.  Well that and she’s popping xanex, complaining about how she’s married to a sixty year-old dude who can’t get it up, and how she masturbates all the time because she’s “really unsatisfied.”

She unbuttons her blouse while rubbing the guy’s arm. Grabs her tits and calls them “these rocks.” Talks about how high she is, on fake drugs, while proclaiming that she is so horny. She’s a total stage ten cringe beast.

Here’s the facts: She’s not married, used to be a guy, and specializes in slutty photography when she’s not too busy cosplaying as something whorey. No, really. This is her doing a Pretty Woman cosplay in the middle of the street…. I literally mean whorey.

Sweet blur job on the bits in that last pic.
Here is her pathetic interview in VICE/Broadly where she complains about being bullied. She thinks she’s a fucking role model! Yes, because meeting men, who think you’re a cis woman, trying to pork them while doing drugs and lying to them is Wonder Woman material. Give me a break.

Now how did we find out who she was, you ask? We got a tip from someone who she met on Tinder and was none too pleased with her behavior. He was pretty freaked out over the fact she omitted the the part about how her wang was removed.

The poor dude pretty much has PTSD from the evening he spent with her. He is still having nightmares because she pulled the same horny vomit-inducing vixen thing with him in a restaurant on their first, and last, date. She spent most of the time grabbing her own fake tits and trying to rub her size twelve heels on his junk under the table. He was mortified.

She also didn’t tell him that she had transitioned. She never, not once, mentioned it. He had to find out after when he brought the date up to a friend that went to Newton North with her. I get that we live in a liberal state and that the need to identify with who you are is kind of up to the person with the gender dysmorphia. But it’s fucking dangerous, and just awful, to just meet up with dudes online and neglect to mention it. This “chick” is a total sausage hog. I don’t care if you’ve had top and bottom surgery. It’s something that NEEDS to be mentioned. You need to give people a chance to accept or decline. When you’re trying that hard to get laid under false pretenses what’s one more notation? She had no issue talking about masturbating to a total stranger but discussion your transition is taboo? She is so desperate for attention that she’s going to literally throw herself at anyone who left swipes her on Tinder. I’m sure she does that just so she can cry victim when the horny guy she’s trying to fuck figures something isn’t right when he gets it in.

If she’s this obnoxious on a date, can you imagine what she sounds like trying to pretend to orgasm? 
Sorry. Should have warned you to get a bucket after you puked getting that mental image.

Now, I’m sure this is just a coincidence, buuuuut right around the same time that our blog about the prank video went live, Ava deactivated her Facebook page. A little suspect.

I’m sure that there are more people that will message us with these same horror stories so I’m just going to leave it at that. Yikes.

30 Comment(s)
  • September 4, 2017 at 11:04 pm

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  • Danny
    April 30, 2017 at 8:17 pm

    OMG! Absolute NASTY to meet someone off line for drugs, sex, money & by the looks of what she was insinuating, anything she could get her huge fake ass lips around. She sounds like such a low life who can’t find a man on her own, so she goes online. Bet she’s whoring herself out for drugs, sex…or like the whore she looks like, $$$. Either way, she proves she’s a whore. I wouldn’t touch that with a ten foot pole, plus she sounds like a man. How did the driver not hear she was a dude once she opened her mouth. So SAD and PATHETIC!!!!!

  • Laura Petze
    March 7, 2017 at 7:48 pm

    Ava was just on Chronicle!

    • March 7, 2017 at 8:32 pm

      What?! Why?!

  • BobnMic
    February 14, 2017 at 10:27 am

    Oh SSTG, you have me so confused right now. A middle-aged, heterosexual (mostly, wink, wink) male such as myself is only expected to perform with my wife this one night of the year- it’s Valentines Day! She expects it, for globally know fucks sake.

    And now I can’t stop thinking about how turned on this tranny makes me, which makes me feel weird, because I never did a tranny before. And that weirdness makes me flaccid. And the cycle repeats!

    Can you send me some nudes of yourself? Or invite me to go on TB Live?

    I.need.this.Please!

    • John
      February 14, 2017 at 10:48 am

      Go back to troll school. You’ve got a long way to go.

      • BobnMic
        February 14, 2017 at 11:59 am

        Is this the same John who offered to fire a cannon in my backyard? I thought is was an expression for something else, but then you showed up with an actual cannon! At least you bought me a sandwich at brattle market, so I got some satisfaction out of our encounter.

        • BobnMic's Gaping Anus
          February 14, 2017 at 3:10 pm

          I was hoping John would fire his love cannon into my back door.

    • BobnMic's Gerbil
      February 14, 2017 at 10:49 am

      And yet no valentine’s day Hartz treats for your little buddy here who has spent the better part of his life scampering around your lower intestine dodging money shots from all the strange dicks you’ve invited to your back door.

      I bet you bought all your valentine candy at the dollar store too ya cheap fuck.

  • ZephyrCat
    February 14, 2017 at 8:03 am

    In the good old days, they used to put these people away for life in a mental institution. Aren’t things much more civilized now?

  • Rich A
    Riverman
    February 14, 2017 at 6:59 am

    I would, if she still had her dick.

  • Triple K
    February 14, 2017 at 5:02 am

    There is an unwritten rule in life.

    Ass, Gas or Grass….nobody rides for free!

  • Triple K
    February 14, 2017 at 4:58 am

    I don’t know how the whole Tindr thing works but if you put an ad that says ‘Looking for a girl to ride around in my rape mobile and vape with me’ you might get a Lawrence junkie and that’s about all.

    • Mike
      February 14, 2017 at 10:45 am

      So true. I was amazed at how many girls got inside a complete stranger’s car to get drugged… willingly! Jeffrey Dahmer would have loved tinder.

  • Triple K
    February 14, 2017 at 4:50 am

    If you couldn’t tell that this was setup as a publicity stunt you are in need of a shot of reality.

  • BobnMic
    February 13, 2017 at 10:53 pm

    I am not shitting you. When reading this and looking at this thing I thought that is definitely Boston’s version of Frosty the fake here in her heaven, TBS land. Way way too many similarities. So Tredge – I pawned this Stalking bitch over to you to get her off my shit. How do you like me now? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! The adventures of Tredge Scarface and Frosty the Transtesticle. A dynamic duo. In a theater near you….

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      February 14, 2017 at 12:12 am

      I don’t know about anyone else here but I’m just glad you can read. That’s a serious accomplishment for a failed abortion, ya planned parenthood poster boy.

      • BobnMic
        February 14, 2017 at 1:11 am

        Oh so witty there Frosty Transtesticle. The humor of a cracked soap dish. I knew there was a reason why you think like a way off the charts perverted male. It is because you are one. Let the truth set you free there Carmen Carrera dba Caitlyn Jenner. Wow I always knew there was something seriously off about you. Holy shit who would have thunked this!

      • BobnMic
        February 14, 2017 at 2:31 am

        “I don’t know about anyone else here but….” So Frosty you are finally learning not to speak for anyone else anymore? Like some sort of a shithead Queen Bee you love to pretend to be? Is that it now? I wonder where you learned that one from? Hmmm?

        Keep Stalking me then. Disregard the previous orders for you to cease and desist such activity. You seem to be gaining some knowledge and long awaited intelligence from it so all in all that is a good thing I gather. Just another service provided to the public at large. And you’re welcome.

        Ummmmmmmmmm “After further review” you can just go ahead and fuck off like originally planned. So much for a repeal huh? Oh well. You aint worth the corn in Tredge’s shit so prominently displayed for your sick and twisted fetish.

    • Turd Burglestein
      February 14, 2017 at 6:21 am

      Speaking of shitting you, I just wiped my ass with you and flushed you away. I only wish my butthole had been a little dirtier back there.

      https://youtu.be/oKe_-6gpWM4

      • BobnMic
        February 15, 2017 at 3:46 am

        Tredge Scarface – But there will always be this not so fun fact you fucknut:

        Turd Burglestein • a year ago
        $1000 a day cocaine habit? Lightweight! Unless you got the sweet hookup on $1k kilos like I had back in the early 80’s.

        You’re a pillar to the community Tredge. No wonder why you hate people like me. You’re a dipshit peddling poison. How many kids did you ruin for life? How many died at your hands? Oh that’s right I forgot – You could give 2 fucks and I’m just an asshole….

        • BobnMic
          February 15, 2017 at 3:50 am

          Quote – unquote from Turd Burglestein from another web site verified.

  • Mr Butthurt
    February 13, 2017 at 9:45 pm

    Sasha I will never venture away again. I promise 🙂

  • Lt Dan
    February 13, 2017 at 9:00 pm

    Gross

  • BobnMic
    February 13, 2017 at 8:51 pm

    Oh SSTG, I know you’re reading this. You know this would be the perfect first story for me to cover on Turtleboy Live, but you got to let me know quick because I’ve currently got Tredge’s cocaine lair staked out and I can’t leave my post unmanned for too long or he’ll slip right through my fingers again.

    No pressure or anything, just let me know in the next 5 minutes………or hours…….but just not days. Seriously though, you gotta let me know soon though.

    BobnMic
    DEA Agent

  • Turd Burglestein
    February 13, 2017 at 8:25 pm

    Bob you are a firsties whore! That being said I’d fuck it just for fun. (protection of course)

    • Ron
      February 14, 2017 at 10:40 am

      +1

    • John
      February 14, 2017 at 10:49 am

      Just don’t spend the night together, unless you like girls with 5 o’clock shadow.

  • BobnMic
    February 13, 2017 at 8:17 pm

    Now that I know she has a dick, I want her even more. Hey Fiesty, I’m going to be riding on some dick instead of my wife’s suction cup dildo!!!

    How you like them apples?

  • BobnMic
    February 13, 2017 at 8:15 pm

    WANT WANT WANT WANT

    FIRSTIES ALL THE WAY!!!!!

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