This is Tofer Carlson, a math teacher and “playwright” at Danvers High School.
And you simply must read this cringe Facebook post the other day about how it’s not enough just to thank him for being a math teacher, you need to get down on your mother fucking knees and worship the ground he waddles on.
This man right here is a Goddamn American hero.
He’s basically being asked to storm the beaches at Normandy by himself, and a thank you simply will not cut it. Sure, he has a better chance of dying from a heart attack or getting rammed into by a tractor trailer. Sure, the idea that he would “kill one of my students” is ridiculous because not a single person under the age of 20 has died from COVID in Massachusetts. And sure, every other job has returned to work and is dealing with it, but the mere thought of stepping into a classroom with other human beings is nothing less than pure terror for Tofer.
Tofer doesn’t have the option to say “no” if he’s forced to go back to work. Sure, he could quit, but the problem there is that he really likes to get paid, and you can’t collect unemployment if you quit. Plus, if he were to find another job they’d probably make him (gasp) go to work in order to get paid too!
And how dare taxpaying citizens with kids in the schools ask teachers to teach their children! We should be paying more in taxes so lardos like this can sit around all day crying about how hard their life is!
This was my personal favorite part:
“You absolutely should be thankful, and express your gratitude.”
Bow down before your King!!!
Just to be clear, if and when I thank teachers it has nothing to do with having any sort of guilt for sending them to sit in your math class. I will always support teachers and thank them when they do a good job. I will always have their back if my kid isn’t doing something he’s supposed to be doing in school and they need my help at home to make sure he or she is doing their homework. I will ALMOST always take the word of a teacher over the word of my kid if he gets in trouble because my kid has a reason to lie but the teacher does not.
But under no circumstances will I ever thank you for showing up to do your job after missing out on work and still getting paid for it for the last 5 months. Get over yourself, you pathetic beta male cuck. Be more dramatic. You can’t.
I’d also like to point out that this pathetic coward teaches at the same school where another math teacher named Colleen Ritzer was murdered in 2013. And this fat fuck has the audacity to cry about how he’s gonna die from commie cold. Statistically at Danvers High School you have a better shot at being murdered by one of your students than you do dying from COVID.
In a sane society we’d laugh at a post like this, but we’re living in a society where victimization is currency, so this post got a bunch of shares and tons of positive comments.
They always look the same don’t they? I’ve never seen someone quite as obsessed with commie cold as this chick is on her Facebook page.
“Support labor and (non-police) unions.”
That about sums up the values of these worthless slugs. Multiple cops in this state have died from COVID, but you don’t hear anything from the union about not going to work or not responding to house calls because they might catch commie cold. Because to them cops aren’t people and they shouldn’t be allowed to unionize and collectively bargain for working conditions. These people are the biggest hypocrites on planet earth.
So yea, I’m not thanking you for shit fat boy. Get your ass back to work and do the job you’re paid to do. If it’s too much for you to handle then we can easily replace you. There are no shortage of people applying every time a teaching position opens up. Don’t worry, even someone as slovenly as you will not die if they contract COVID, because you’re under the age of 80 and the data tells us that you have very little to worry about.
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141 Comment(s)
This Man is the worst teacher that has ever taught at Danvers Highschool. He has no empathy for the children and believes that he will kill the school.
Why you hatin’ on teachers concerned about their health and that of their students? If there’s no risk, why don’t YOU get your shell back in the classroom? Oh that’s right, you can’t handle it…
The students at Danvers high know this guy is a homosexual
I’m thinking this big fat tub o shit experimented by sucking a few big black dicks
Well hey who am I too judge
But you should clean the negroes cum out of your beard before you get your picture taken
Best line ever: “This man right here is a Goddamn American hero.”
Absolutely hysterical!
I’m a transplant to the North Shore and can confirm we have an overabundance of self-important duechbags up here.
The wailing and gnashing of teeth will be unbearable in 6-8 moths as remote learning continues and municipalities realize they are overpaying. Plus, the other “essential” workers who actually have to show up will begin unfair labor practice suits because they can’t work from home. The job slashing will be Jason Vorhees level, and they have no one to blame but themselves.
Tofer, a WPI frat boy with a mastersfrom clark and another from WPI … all he’s amounted to is a fat math teacher that harasses teanage girls.
Don’t worry about the Kung flu, your arteries closing is what’s going to get you ya fat fuck!
To be honest his obese ass should be worried about COVID along with diabetes and heart disease.
Dear Elizabeth G,
my dad fought the “then” Nazis (today the Dems are the “new” Nazis) in the US 26th Infantry Division under the command of General George S Patten, receiving both the Purple Heart & the Bronze Star.
My mom grew up on a farm as a teenager during the Great Depression. During WWII her family grew corn, and provided milk, chickens, & beef to homes where the fathers were off fighting the Nazis, not to mention the soldiers themselves. Both experienced REAL hardships and never complained, they simply did what everyone else at the time had to do to protect our freedoms and to keep people fed.
On the other hand, you Elizabeth G and your fellow ILK, are festering Cowards! Selfish little crybaby miscreants. What you & your ILK consider “grave challenges” is nothing more than pathetic capitulation compared to the real hardships Americans endured 1929 through 1945.
Therefore, a respectfully ask you to SHUT-THE-FUCK UP!
There’s a name for this guy: Faht Bahstad
I had him as a teacher. He sucks, we called him Dirtbomb Carlson because he had industrial grade B.O. You suck Carlson you fat queen, you smell like a pail of rancid piss.
Sounds right!
This is the most well written story in TB history!!!!!
No butchery of the English language? check!
That is all. Well done, whom ever you are, sorely needed!
After you’re done cleaning the man mayonnaise out of your beard, go fuck yourself. Not one parent sends their kid(s) to school to socialize and have a teacher babysit. They send them to school to get educated, make something out of themselves and to become a productive member of society unlike your fat ass self. You are paid through a tax funded job. So even if I wanted to send them to school for you to just babysit, I can do that because my tax dollars are funding your job.
One thing I’m really starting to hate are these teachers saying “I don’t want any kids to die”. Stop using that as an excuse because you don’t care about any kids’ health. It’s just an agenda you have and button you think you can push to trigger others to believe in your B.S because they’re is really nothing worse than a child dying. So close your cheeks, get up off all fours, pull up your pants and make your way home from your six month paid vacation in P-Town. Get back to that job you have and get paid for to educate those kids you “care” about so much. I apologize to you fellow turtle riders for my rant.
Those who can, do. Those who can’t, teach. This soy boy has a better chance of OD’ing on bacon pizza or choking to death on a dozen Twinkies.
To continue the quote…And those who can’t teach, teach gym!
Those who can’t teach gym, teach teachers!
What a pussy.
My name is Joe Biden and I mandate you wear your face diapers.
Tofer = takes it in the shoot
If the Topsfield Fair were held he would be in line at every fried dough, funnel cake and french fry stand, pulling his mask to the side and cramming his yap with greasy crap the dripping grease stains would be all down the front of his tunic. Then he’d post some shit on his facebook account about being gluten free and following a macro biotic locally sourced organic raw non gmo diet and how he has a slow metabolism and hates President Trump.
Flubber does have several co-morbidity for a fatal case of Corona, funny how he doesn’t address that.
One thing is for sure, he is not glutton free
Holy Mary Mother of God!!! This whiney waste of a WHOLE LOT of space should be nervous. He’s morbidly obese and that in itself makes him part of the .01 death rate of Covid. There’s no way he doesn’t have other risk factors weighing a metric ton.
Good luck, God speed.
Sir I’ll have you know I do not weigh a metric ton I weigh 435 pounds and that is a big difference.
What a fucking clown. His computer needs to be checked for kiddie porn. The odds of him giving or getting the commie cold is near zero. It is amazing that since we got invaded by the commie cold that nobody has died from pneumonia or anything else. How many people will die because they haven’t had cancer treatments or not had cancer discovered because of this shit?
Those were COVID deaths, not cancer, naturally.
Damn, imagine acting like you’re morally superior to a teacher asking communities to care for one another, while calling said teacher a “human queef” on a blog named after a statue of a boy fucking a turtle, all from the comfort of your own home.
Imagine you were mocked and called out publicly in a blog and the best one can come up with is a sad face emoji. You are one pathetic loser. Always have. Always will.
Now go sue for bullying.
Are you illiterate, or just purposefully ignoring the actual words I wrote in order to focus solely on the emoticon because you have no better response? I’m inclined to say it’s the latter, but considering you use such shaky grammar like “you’re a pathetic loser, always have, always will,” it really could go either way.
(Weird, by the way, that you feel so confident that I’ve ALWAYS been a pathetic loser. You don’t know me, for all you know I’ve only just become a loser recently!)
Your anger is infantile in nature and your grasp of the written word is absolutely disgusting. Hit the gym Shakespeare.
I don’t intend to keep this conversation with a brick wall going, but I’m realizing you think I’m the teacher in the post and I want to make it clear that I’m absolutely not. I have no idea what his thoughts are on the hypocrisy of this article. I just think this blog post is repugnant, and was stating as such.
I can use buzz words too. You useful idiot, virtue signaling, liberal hack, holier-than-thou, fat fuck, know nothing know it all coward. You espouse your goodness online for likes yet you get mocked behind your obese back. You are not as bright or as virtuous as you claim to be.
Again really can’t stress this enough, I’m not that teacher. Or a teacher at all. I am kind of an idiot, though, you got me there.
Ok Queef. Thanks for your input.
“Always have, always will” what? English, motherfucker, do you speak it?
I love it when they lose a fight they go to the “I’m smarter than you card.”. You’ll all be let go soon anyway.
Thank you for not being a science teacher. Bullet dodged.
I always thought the fiddlers taught science. I guess if you like any subject too much you’ll try to fuck a kid.I know some one with property that could use hanging decorations.
You ever think instead of fighting with local news sites you could just shut up and get a job?
I did my time in the fuckin’ Nam. Just wanted to find myself and be a better person, and serve the kids of people like King and the other spades in the platoon. But BETA Cucks like this is one of the many reasons I hung up my public educator gear. A regular guy can’t work with dude’s like this, as well as his slitted comrades. They make going to work intolerable…and they’re fucking everywhere, and they always have something to whine about. None of em’ were ever in the Nam, man.
And ya know, It will never cease to amaze me how self-important they are, too. They have produced nothing to be proud of.
Send the motherfuckers to the DMZ.
Get a covid test if you can’t breathe, unless it’s from laughter
I like how you’ve changed from “not a single child” to not a single child is Massachusetts”. I wonder how long until you change that. Also, your headlines are more misleading than Yahoo!’s. I wish you would stop helping the Democrats.
97,000 confirmed Wuhan Virus cases in kids across the USA, 15 deaths. Those are the numbers. What in the fuck are you talking about?
Any grown man named ‘Tofer’ needs their fucking head kicked in anyway.
If public school teachers are going to sit on their lazy asses in their kitchens wearing their pajama bottoms while they crack jokes to their classes for an hour at a time on Zoom, we should defund education. It doesn’t need the money for school buildings, advisors, sports and extracurricular activities.
Then you’ll really fuck yourself. You’ll have to watch your own kid!
We’re doing that now moron.
Hey Aiden, what a complete meritless garbage article you’ve just vomited into the world! You must be so proud to write for a garbage barstool-wanna be that nobody’s ever heard of!! Congrats you fucking loser
Why you mad Lezzy
Nah she’s not mad,she would have to have a conscience to be mad…..Hey Topher ,how much food and assorted other items did you and your merry band of halfway consume during your stay at home,by the looks plenty,how did you get anything your snausage fingers touched ,drivers,who left their families without regard for themselves because we had a job to do,screw em ,fire them all….
Well Liz,
You must be extra fucking retarded if you just commented on a blog that no one has ever heard of. Thanks for gracing us with your presence
anybody want to drain their balls in my mouth? $20.00 cash
Rich White Liberals are the new Nazis. White supremacy as a wolf in sheep’s clothing. “We are the good ones!” Well done, You hold minorities down as pets. You fail to believe minorities can advance on their own. Your elite phrases include: ”Black Lives Matter”, “Defund Law Enforcement”, “Medicare for all”, “No Justice, No Peace”, “Open borders”. Look in the mirror as a good white person while destroying the Constitution and Bill of Rights which perfectly worded affords freedom to everyone.
But you do you Babe
If we open the schools and universities, who is going to do the looting and rioting?
Excellent question. Hoodrats and ratchets usually have oodles of state-subsidized kids, so they’ll have to pick up the slack and skip school so they can go out rioting. It will serve the dual purpose of keeping schools safer as well.
I’m commenting because this piece of garbage was brought to my attention by many of my fellow DHS students who were outraged by it, so I came here specifically to let aiden know how awful it is! And look, I’ve been here just once and found all you fucking losers!! You must love to hangout here, good for you!
The only reason I’ve ever heard of it is because everyone from DHS Is making fun of it. You’re a bigger loser than aiden is lmao. You think anyone should be going back to school? Cool! Natural selection, all you morons can die from Covid and your dumb asses won’t be able to reproduce! I love it, keep it up
what a nasty little cunt
Now, now, Elizabeth, take a deep breath and repeat after me “1, 2 , 3, ….nothing’s bothering me.” Ok, now, if you really are a HS student we understand you may not be aware that the first amendment allows everyone in America to speak their mind, not just the people you agree with. Now kindly go away and text your friends about how awful TB is. Maybe someday when your older you’ll see the light and realize the error of your ways. Oh, and by the way, I’ve already reproduced 3 times, and thankfully the 2 who are old enough see through all the liberal bullshit. The 3rd is still young but I have confidence he will follow the right path. Have a nice evening.
Yet you’ve been partying since day 1, hypocrite, and teacher’s are paid wayyyyyyy too much. $100,000 to teach middle school art.
Oof I bet you guys are the kind of idiots who think the confederate flag is patriotic and that being asked to wear a mask is a violation of your rights. Go back to fucking your cousin you inbred
That’s funny that you think he can be replaced. Unlike you being replaced after sexually harassing someone, Mr Carlson is going anywhere for wanting to protect his students from a virus.
“Mr. Carlson is going anywhere…..” Try proofreading your posts before you click on the button.
Y’all virgins wish you could drain your balls in My mouth! And thanks for proving my point, you guys literally have nothing better to do than this? Fucking. Losers.
Ps-you’re not in high school and you’re STILL on this site? Damn I really do feel bad. Time to grow up my friend.
Look forward to never visiting this shithole again!
WPI grad, wonder what frat. He gets a BS in civil engineering, a masters in ed from Clark, then another masters, all so he can harass teenage girls.
Remote Learning? I’d say their chances of learning are pretty remote indeed.
What’s with the attack on teachers lately? Get a fucking life you losers. Report on people who actually make decisions and not the low man on the totem pole making posts to their Facebook page. This blog gets fucking dumber by the day.
It’s the lazy, cowardly teachers and teachers unions who are driving the closure of school systems, not the people who “actually make decisions”.
Could you imagine if the nurses and emergency school doctors whined and complained like this when the COVID-19 patients started showing up in their hospitals?
Wtf is up with that cunt of a name u fat fuck
Jesus H. Christ!
Look at this fat fucking fanook!
What a cunt!
Hello Ray! I would love to meet you! What are your pronouns?
Does art imitate life or does life imitate art: Grimace v Tofer
If a human cum dumpster had face that’s what it would look like. What big pile of useless shot. Fucking disgrace to teachers. Now kiss my feet and do ur home work or I will spank u
Oh good, a fat, lazy, whining load of entitled pussification is teaching kids. A hundred bucks says this douche canoe has a Hero Lives Here sign in his yard.
What a friggin tool! There are firefighters, police, healthcare and EMS workers more likely to get Covid. This guy is nothing but an attention seeking douche bag. I think his crown is rusting
Fat fuck kill yourself
I wonder how Mr. Carlson feels about grocery clerks, does he endanger his life and his parents lives and go shopping? I wonder if he goes to restaurants, pumps gas, gets his hair cut, goes to the beach (wait no, he probably doesn’t go to the beach). Why is everyone else okay to go back to work except teachers? Teachers who can stay six feet away from the children and wear a mask, and unfortunately make all the kids wear masks? His probably safer at school.
You had me at “human queef”…
Guillermo,
I thought you already got rid of this Tofer zombie thing?
Make it go away now. It is annoying me.
She speaks the Bull Shit.
Bat!!!!!
Dear Tofer, (fucking seriously?)
As a vet, I think I speak for many of my fellow vets when I say, 1-someone thanking us for our service is nice, but unnecessary. We didn’t serve to have some random people want to shake my hand decades after the fact. 2-don’t ever equate what you do to the sacrifice our vets have made. Not the same game, not the same ballpark, not even the same fucking sport.
If your job is so dangerous, might I suggest you put down the Big Mac, drop abou 100 lbs, and roll your ass into the local recruiters office. Granted, they might have to grease your ass and throw in a candy bar, but at least make the effort, mkay?
Topher is a Sshole.
His name is Tofer and he’s fat.
Coronavirus should be the least of his concerns.
Hey blimp they’re giving out free cup cakes on blue hill ave.
…and the survey says, FAG!
It feels so good to be out of the closet.
Nothing to be ashamed of bro! Me too.
“I might not know if i’m shedding virus”. Fatso, you wouldn’t know if you shed 40 pounds.
“Or I can’t work because I’m suffering from the trauma of unwittingly killing a friend or student”.
Tofer Tofu Carlson what have you ever done wittingly? You’ve been killing yourself with food your entire life, where’s your fear of that. Shut up and eat a salad.
dailywire.com/news/teachers-openly-fret-parents-might-hear-them-brainwashing-children
What parent in their right mind names the child Tofer? What were their names Pale and Maroon?
A Nashville councilwoman wants anyone who doesn’t wear a mask to be “tried for murder or attempted murder.”
“My question goes back to legislation,” Sharon Hurt, an at-large councilwoman of the Nashville Metro Council, said during a meeting last week between Public Safety, Beer & Regulated Beverages and Health, Hospitals, & Social Services committees.
Notice she didnt mention bareback fags and the deadlier virus they transmit
Because I’m laughing so hard at this FAT SLOB Walrus-Man.
Professor Fondu Carmel put on your big girl vibrating underwear and be strong.
This fat, lazy kafir deserves to be thrown off a building while tied to a chair. That’s how we deal with cowardly homos in our peaceful religion.
That would need to be a very large chair my friend.
Sometimes the muzzies arent wrong about everything.
“Powerful sentiment here”
No, Mx. Moskalik, you dumb cunt. The only thing powerful here is that tub of shits suspenders.
This is simply a lazy scumbag’s attention seeking rant that used fear mongering words and phrases he got from huffpo to show the world how much of a pussy he is.
I can hardly breath reading this? Shut the fuck up!!! Anyone who is for complete shutdown again must be getting paid no matter what, only way to agree with that sentiment. Also, everyone is full of shit, everyone is partying on a personal level, from the leftists left to the rightest right, everyone is keeping up appearances saying they are “quarantining”. Please stop this madness that teachers are underfunded and underpaid!!! It’s simply not true Massachusetts!!!!
#DefundTeachers
This guy brings being a douchebag to a whole new level
One word to describe this fat slob:
COWARD
His email & phone # r easily found on public websites. He has been programmed for cancellation……………….
My gaydar’s beeping like crazy right now.
Never mind, I was looking in the mirror. Ooopsie poopsie!
Grab his shoe, beat his testicles.
Sounds like my kinda fun! I’ll receive first!
Seconds!! Or Milo and I can just go at each other. Take turnsies.
Do your fucking Job! You are not special! Do not act morally superior to others because you “educate”!
This is not the face of leadership it is however, the face of cowardice.
Because one can solve math problems like Matt Damon in the basement of MIT and play Shakespeare in the dark does not make oneself the voice of reason. Here is an equation for you: One’s special talents = you being a smug douche bag. You overpaid hack.
Get the fuck back to work like the underpaid kids you teach working a cash register. FRAUD!!
Biggie took the post down, can’t comment anymore.
I root for the coronavirus because of fat fucks like this. Fat fucks have no qualms about clearing out our grocery stores to stuff their fat faces.
Diabeetus is gonna get him long before the commie cold.
His name is pronounced, Two-fer. Just like the deals he gives out behind the dumpster on Friday nights.
From personal experience, am I right there Tommy?
Almost as good as you Bristol!
Stay home. Make zero. Go to work. Get paid. Just like private sector. That should be the only 2 choices.
So brave! I wept literally wept reading Tofer’s heartfelt concerns. I can’t imagine the terror of having to walk into that school in a couple of weeks. I would pray for you Tofer if I believed in God but I’m a democrat so I don’t.
Tofer if you have 4 twinkeys in your left pocket and 3 ring dings in your right pocket, can you tear one open and eat it while acting like you are looking for something in the bottom drawer during class without the kids realizing what you did?? Over paid, under worked commie parasite. Like a twinky why is it that you cry for more money for the children and most of it goes to the teacher’s benefit. Hope you get measles from one of your students and become sterile. You have it made you stupid fuck
The teachers have certainly shown their true colors. Time for some significant changes
But at least he wasn’t fired from teaching because he sexually harassed a girl.
So there’s thats.
Seems the type that wouldn’t bother with girls, unless the girl had a brother to introduce him to. Work, diet, stop whining- things to aspire to.
Go get a real fucking job fatboi. One that doesn’t have you around young boys because you don’t hide your problem so good.
But thanks for putting another nail in the Public School Education paid for through taxpayers coffin. We always knew the unions would kill education. We just didn’t know that stupid pussies, that buy into the hype spoon fed them by liberal media, would kill it so soon and completely. Rich people will find educational opportunities for their kids, the rest will mow my lawn.
I’ve see you on your riding mower wearing a grin from ear-to-ear! You really like sitting on that thing man!
You can’t see through my security gate and wouldn’t get 1/2 way up the driveway. Sorry I don’t do manual labor when we have importing mumbacks into the country for decades.
Nice try . Work a bit harder next time.
His fatness is the problem. Nothing more, nothing less.
Obesity is hundred fold bigger problem than any strain of coronavirus.
The statistics dont lie.
But I heard there was some trouble in Chicago early this morning. Anybody have anything?
Ain’t no problem in my motha fuckin’ city, you dumb-ass white cracka!
If it isn’t locked down and protected, it can be stolen. There’s no guilt or shame if you never have to say “thank you.” It’s a sign of weakness.
Does a coyote feel bad if it kills all of the chickens when it only needs one?
On the other hand, when the day of reckoning comes, the coyote will be shot and skinned, and the rest of his den trapped or poisoned.
they raised the bridges and closed public trans… nobody in, nobody out! Personally, I think this is how it should be handled. Let all them fuckers kill each other, go in and clean up when it’s over.
Breaking news…The left wont quit…The entire NCAA college football season
is on the verge of being cancelled…
NFL fans should be getting nervous..
We are in the crosshairs of their insanity.
screw the NFL. screw Goodell. I don’t need the NFL, if they want to conduct National Anthem Theater, with multiple knees and multiple versions, they can do it. It’s a free country. But I am not going to be there. Let let fund their marxism some other way.
Too many piece of shit teachers.
So brave!
What is his phone number?
No thanks
When his parents named him Tofer they must have hated him right off the get go.
He went o-fer in the T (testosterone) department…
Im so tired of these fucking liberal teachers if u dont want to goto work fine then dont fucking pay them. See how long that lasts. Back ur blue
The lazy bastards. Minimalism is an art movement, not a work ethic.
More like Burger King
Somehow, I don’t see him jumping the route and taking it to the house to the classic NFL sound of Round Up