Today was supposed to be a day for peace, love, and unity in the town of Sherborn. It was supposed to be a historic meeting between millionaire activist and free speech Nazi Bob Murchison, fake news aficionado Shirley Leung, and former WEEI morning radio host Kirk Minihane. Unfortunately only Kirk showed up, and this is what he was greeted by.
The permit was for 50 people. I count 49.
I live streamed most of this glorious event if you’d like to watch the whole thing.
As you can see, Podcast Jesus himself was there for what was truly a display of love and unity.
If you don’t think that this picture is going to be framed and hung in my office, with pride…
Bob, sorry you couldn’t join us, but I’m sure the guy taking pictures down the street in the black SUV, will give you a full report!
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— All Politics is Local with Jon Fetherston (@LocalPoliticsis) November 3, 2019
Totally NOT a cult.
A literal cult https://t.co/l6Px0yTeGs
— KFC (@KFCBarstool) November 2, 2019
Two Minifans got married by Justice of the Peace Jon Featherstone, AKA Ashland Mike Pence.
The flower girl came dressed for success.
They were serenaded by the sweet tunes of future Grammy winner Linda Marks, as Kirk and Blind Mike stood in awe of the greatness they were experiencing.
Fellow victim of Bob Murchison Gerry Callahan also made an appearance.
When his podcast starts up, will Turtleboy be chosen by Dave Cullinane for the casting couch? Time will tell.
After the prayer vigil was concluded it was off to Jack’s Abbey in Framingham for Pizza on Portnoy and hard cider for all. Does these look like the faces of people who weren’t having the time of their lives?
Also, this is what happens when you pose for a picture with Blind Mike and you don’t tell him where the camera is.
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