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I Can’t Help But Respect Drunk Old Guy In Boxers Who Tried Running Onto 290 In Auburn

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TelegramPolice are trying to identify a man they found attempting to jump a guardrail onto Interstate 290 just after 7:15 Saturday night.

The barefoot man was clad in boxer shorts and was carrying a case of beer when a resident on Rockaway Road spotted him crossing their property headed for the highway, Police Chief Andrew Sluckis Jr. said.

Officer Stephanie Segur and Adam Gustafson found the man in a wooded area as he climbed over a barrier and they confronted him as he tried to make his way over the guardrail and into traffic.

The man, who police believe is in his early 60’s, was stumbling and fought with the officers who used pepper spray and Tasers in an effort to subdue him, according to the chief. A state trooper, along with Auburn Sgt. Daniel Lamoreaux and Officer Luis Santos, assisted and the man was apprehended.

The man was incoherent and officers believe he may have been intoxicated. He was taken to the University of Massachusetts Memorial Medical Center — University Campus for a mental health evaluation, Chief Sluckis said.

Once police have learned his identity, he will face criminal charges.

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Dear crazy old drunkard in boxer shorts who tried running onto the highway with a case of beer – we here at Turtleboy Sports salute your spirit and independence. Some men go quitely into the night. But only legends need to be taken down with pepper spray and tasers in order to play drunk, half naked chicken on 290 West.

There’s really not much to say here, you sir are a man who would not be defeated. Sure, “society” might tell us that we have to wear “pants” and not run directly “into traffic.” But sometimes a man just has to strip down to his skivvies, grab a case of natty light, and run through traffic.

Murica.

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10 Comment(s)
  • Nate
    May 17, 2015 at 11:28 am

    Maybe it was our Patriotic, drunk old buddy from Westminster that fought for “FREEDOM!!!” and “AMERICA!!!”, during the Tobacco Sales Ban meeting in November?!
    http://whdh.images.worldnow.com/images/5761327_G.jpg

  • Bam
    May 17, 2015 at 11:16 am

    Let me get this straight – these two cops had to taser AND pepperspray a 60ish year old drunk to subdue him?

    I’m not a circlejerker, but that ain’t right.

    • TurtleBoySpurts
      May 17, 2015 at 11:44 am

      Well, otherwise they might have gotten their uniforms dirty.

  • TurtleBoySpurts
    May 17, 2015 at 11:06 am

    Wow, this guy could be a poster boy for Turtle Boy Sports. He ticks every box on your white-trash demographic checklist. No wonder you’re so proud.

    • The.Kurgen
      May 18, 2015 at 9:00 am

      bet it was old balls trying to get away from the wifes family.

  • RSoxguy
    May 17, 2015 at 10:35 am

    Better check for ticks. Its that time of year again LOL

  • Justice!
    May 17, 2015 at 9:59 am

    It was a Circlejerk engineered protest to disrupt traffic because Brady is a racist!!!

    He will not wear pants until Brady is drummed output of the league. Or until Joyce tells him to stop playing in traffic and grab his sign.

    • RSoxguy
      May 17, 2015 at 10:36 am

      Give it a few hours, Im sure someone will mention he wasnt shot and killed due to white privilege.

      • Wabbitt
        wabbitt
        May 17, 2015 at 2:36 pm

        I’m surprised it hasn’t happened already.

  • Maggie the Cat
    May 17, 2015 at 6:58 am

    Interesting. Hope the guy was wearing insect repellent, with all that skin showing during mosquito season. People can get bad diseases from mosquitoes!

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