Josh Abrams invited me onto his “show” yesterday, but since I actually have a life I declined. I was shortly alerted by many that he was accusing me of raping a 15 year old girl so I decided to confront him to dispute 2 lies he was telling his followers:
- That I left Shepherd Hill due to a rape allegation
- That the incident report from jail confirms that he beat up Billy Tibbetts
He lied, and lied, and lied some more. And when he got flustered he hung up on me. He actually claimed that he was reading the incident report from jail out loud, but in reality he was adding shit all over the place. So today I decided to look at the actual incident report and compare it to his version of events so his followers can be reminded what fucking idiots they are. (Subscribe to our YouTube channel by clicking here so you never miss an impromptu or scheduled episode)
Exposed. Owned. Officially my bitch.
Will he go on with Bristol tonight at 7 PM? I’m guessing no, since he took down his video with her in which he cries about his childhood, complains that he was given up for adoption, and gets broken down mentally by Bristol.
Also, if you missed last night’s show, it was a good one.
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Billy Tibbetts is an ex NHL player a nut case and a cocaine cowboy there is no way Abrams would ever beat him in a fight. Billy the Kid is fuckin crazy
It’s sad that Turtleboy solicits for donations on the very top of this page. Begging for donations while condemning others for getting donations(without ever asking for them except when they were illegally arrested and needed bail money, all other donations were never asked for, simply received).
And if you don’t like me, bite me!
Please. Just die.
Good to see you commenting. I’ve been very busy these last 2 days.
I noticed an influx of Finns, Real Finn, Finn Faggots, etc. My goodness, they’re an angry bunch.
Hi Jish, still pretending to be me I see.
You happen to have some free time today Josh? How nice that is. Must be on a day off from work
No picking your kid up either?
How about some yard work at your parents house? Maybe studying for a test for a class you’re taking? Donating some time for sick children?
How about helping kids get adopted?
What a giant piece of shit you and that trash bag are. Where is her kid now? She on a day off too?
Time to grow up you two. Even the other loser auditors ha e turned on you.
He’g got a day off from going to a police station with a camera and having everyone go batshit crazy. Me, I’m at home with my family who loves me, about to tuck my child into bed and sing rock a by baby on the tree top.
Josh is a dick sucking fag.
You sound like you know from personal experience. How many times has he sucked you off? Do you pay for it or does he do it for free?
Oh Jish, still referring to yourself in the 3rd person, must be so me good heroin you’re using.
If you’re willing to pay for a drug test Josh has said he would take one, why not stop with the slanderous accusations and put your money where your mouth is? Oh wait, mommy doesn’t want you to spend your allowance money on tests that will prove you to be a presumptuous moron?
And that’s why I emarrassed you today with my verbal judo, you’re not on my level kid, don’t even try.
Whereas your poor adoptive mommy (your real parents despised you as a baby and gave you away) used up all her money on bail for her career criminal son.
So you admit that josh is a cocksucker
. Thats why I call you and Josh dick sucking fags today.
Josh “My tits hang lower than my dinky do” Abrams is such a fucking idiot.
Josh or Jish as I like to call him likes his own fucking comments, who the fuck does that?
Jish why not say “hi” to your drug dealer for me, ask him to put extra fentanly in the next fucking order.
You’re a big titted loser Jish, why not say “hi” to your PO(we are best friends BTW).
Are you going to go to work? Oh that’s right you don’t have a job, you can say I’m jealous that you make more than me on youtube than I do working 40 hours a week, but that’s like a fucking hotel living skank marrying big titted loser to assume something like that.
Let me list some things I’ve been thinking about.
1. you have fucking big tits
2. you have fucking no job
3. you make money off of fucking gofundme and paypal donations
4. your mom hates your fucking ass
5. you were adopted
6. your tits hang lower than your dinky do
And on to my last fucking point, I’m better than you’ll fucking ever be.
Nice try Joshy boy, you just love pretending to be me?
Still talking to yourself Jish?
We see your IPs, emails (so many of them) and we know a lot about you.
You’re going to look very stupid.
Real Finn here. Do you want me show your email addys and IPs to show you’re the same shit bag?
All these auditors are losers who have found a way to make money from social media because they’re are a bunch of like minded losers out there. That’s how Liz Warren and other libtards get elected
Don’t see many audits down south or in middle America because of the consequences there
Fuck you Josh and your zombie girlfriend
I will let 20 or 30 inmates jerk off on my face and tits for charity.
You’re just jealous of all the beads he got at Mardi Gras.
Hi Josh or Jish as I like to call you, how’s the hotel room you’re staying in? Oh hang on the phone is ringing. Hey i’m back from the phone call now, it was the fucking Jerk store, they called and said they were running out of their number 1 best seller, Josh “Big fucking titties” Abrams.
And that’s why I fucking stopped you today.
I’m giggling because you’re fucked.
Who owns who now?
Josh cant afford Mardi Gras but if you donate to his gofundme than maybe he snd I could go on a bender.
“He can’t get a job and makes money by soliciting from followers”
Is that about Josh or TB?
Lolz, Tb doesn’t have a record and has a full time job at tbsports. Media companies require sponsors and donations you dim wit. Josh is a felon drug addicted losah who has to beg for money to support his ho bag girl.
“full time job at tbsports”
Lolz, Dont you have drugs to go beg for or nah?
“media companies require donations”
Yeah you always see ESPN begging for donations.
Are you this stupid? TB is a sad dude arguing with other sad dudes on the internet from his basement. He’s not a media company.
Oh Really, you dont think crowdsourcing and sponsors aren’t donations? You’re extra special aren’t you? It’s rhetorical.
If TBSports is a media company what is Accountability for All? three times as many subscribers on youtube, TBSports is minor leagues compared to Accountability for All. And that’s the TRUTH, the WHOLE TRUTH, and NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH.
Finally got out of bed, did ya’?
He had to find a box of oxy’s to snort, can’t do anything until fucking then. Josh or Jish as I like to call him lives off of paypal donations and harasses the fine men and women of the police force. Josh or Jish as I call him can’t handle working a real job and no real job would have him, so he gets donations from fellow fucking idiots.
1. Josh is Jish
2. Tow Truck Girl is a fucking slut
3. Josh has went down on men for a bag of heroin
4. That’s why I stopped him today
The Truth, What digital marketing license is held by Accountability for All? I’ll wait. You dont hold any license you cuck, you are nothing but a common nuisance and a plague on society. Where’s your self audit Joshy poo? Where’s your accountability for hitting mom and pops, slapping your baby mama around, or all the times you’ve been popped with drugs? You’re selling narcotics while worried about if a law official will show his badge on demand. You’re a fraud and a con, at least own up to your own bullshyt and stop robbing people’s money under false pretenses. ACCOUNTABILITY FOR JOSH
Turtleboy runs a blog visited by 10 people, Accountability for All amassed an audience pushing 15,000 subscribers in a period of 5 weeks. I think if you’re being honest with yourself you know that Josh has a lot of growth left in him, and that Turtleboy has peaked at 4,000 subscribers and 10 random users(trolls) on this site.
And that’s why I stopped you today.
Here you go again. Like a 12-year-old on MySpace, thinking somehow you are above the rachets. Yet most of your days are spent with them.
Congrats. You have become what you once mocked. You’re no better them them
Great, you made a rachet your “bitch.” Hope your fam is proud. This is MUCH more noble than teaching. Your life is working out just super.
Congrats, I am proud of him, Tb is saving the world by exposing one ratched at a time. Not all heroes wear capes.
I have 12 different commenter names on this blog
Because I’m a lunatic with no friends who finds it amusing to have conversations with myself
Yet here you are — obsessed with him.
Stealing copyright quotes Josh? Isn’t that a federal offense or something. You fat fucking drug addicted loser
I’m pretty sure you’re the only person that’s here and I’m probably you.
So, Josh Abrams is pulling an Adam Schiff while reading POTUS’ transcript w/the Ukrainian president.
AGain i got you Finn/Y — i like the name FinnY. I’m in your BRAINS. Y are you so fake?
And that’s why I stopped you.
The truth, you know nothing about being noble. You harrass community service agents so you can beg for drug money to get you and your slamdonkey can get high. At least you aren’t beating up mom and pops every week now. Own up to your shit. I don’t care that you’re a relentless classless pig. I do care that you refuse to do a self audit and hold yourself accountable for your cowardly actions. Go bang dope until you drop you since you refuse accountability.
When you find yourself incarcerated you and your cell mates can have a sing-along…
Yes, we have no Bagnannos
Yes, we have no Bagnannos today
In the meantime, shell be collecting ‘bananas’ like a starving chimp.
Either you don’t listen or you’re dumb. I need more money for my drugs. You need to send me your money so I can get high all the time. We have no more pills to sell and we still need more drugs. My kid was stolen by child protective services and that should’ve left me with more money for drugs but I don’t have a real job and prostitution is like really hard when your boyfriend isn’t in jail. We deserve your money and questions hurt my feelings.
It was a hoot to see Joshieboy ‘callin someone out’. I think he may have some issues. mental.
He seems to respond to my comments. I’m guessing it’s because I am a woman and he thinks he can bully me. Never will that happen. I am not a perfect person because there is no such thing as one. But right is right and wrong is wrong. And a liar will always be a liar. He is a dead beat who treats woman like shit and his parents. He has stole money from good people. And added stuff to this report and even Danielle said no Josh don’t say that. He wants this all to be about the fight with Billy but it really is about the PayPal receipts that he just will not show. And I think sooner or later he is going to bump into Billy again, and it probably will not end well. He is never going show the receipts and he is going to continue to lie and beg. He deletes comments so people can not respond, than acts like he never did. For someone who is all about free speech no comment should be deleted. If people can’t see what he has done by now, they never will.
Hi guys! I’m looking for some quick cash, I’ve gone through all of the GoFundMe money on hotel rooms and Percocets
I’m jonesing and they are about to kick me out of this hotel room for non-payment and infesting the place with bed bugs.
Can anyone help me? You can stop by my room for a quickie. Bring cash. Hope you don’t mind bed bugs, crabs, and STDs…..
December is a great month. Family and friends getting together. All the decorations and happy times. Unless you have a trial coming up. Unless you’re going to prison for years. This kid is guaranteed to be going away and he continues to act like an asshole. I don’t understand why the internet makes these drug addicted train wrecks think they’re celebrities. Whatever.
What a shit show!
Josh, I will fight you for charity. I will fight you for nothing but since you brought up charity, what exactly are you putting up?
Can you please show everyone what you have to donate? You broke bitch needed to have your broke whore beg for charity on the Internet. You couldn’t come up with $800 for bail?
I will donate your portion to you if you go on your web show and dance around shirtless you giant titted slob.
I know plenty of people like you. People that say things like “the kid is back” or “they wouldn’t say it to my face”. You fat fuck, you created a fantasy world on the internet for yourself.
Let people say what they want about Tibbetts but what you cannot deny is that he is a tough prick and strong. No chance in hell your estrogen filled tits could ever come close to beating him. You would have a better chance of that slampig you “love” not sucking dicks behind your back daily. It’s not your fault though, no woman wants a “man” with larger breaths than them.
You’re just a lard ass junkie who beats his mother up. Think about that, your own parents took a restraining order out on you. That is how worthless you are. Luckily your kids (and the pigs kids) won’t have to seek restraining orders. Neither of you bother to see them which is the greatest gift you could ever give them.
Actually the second greatest. The greatest gift is a nice hot shot into your vein so your kids and us taxpayers no longer have anything to be reminded of your pathetic existence.
They’re not even his real parents.
His real parents gave him away, because he was already a complete cunt as a baby.
Staying up late to write that much to an anonymous person means you have a miniscule sized lil peanut dinky.
I’m in the UK, you stupid fucking cunt.
I wrote that at 10am.
Now off you fuck, there’s a lamb.
And blaming is out cold on the canvas! Another first round KO by Dick Scratcher! Congrats!
I feel Wing Commander Bitch-Tits is due another limerick.
I’ll wait for the right update 🙂 🙂
I know plenty about that oversized mammary glanded junk box AND his cum dumpster “girlfriend”.
Perhaps read the text and tell me something I didn’t know (other than the fact that he was abandoned by his biological parents because they new he was piece of shit like they were and wanted nothing to do with him). Which now tells me his elderly adoptive parents argue everyday over whose bright idea it was to adopt Tits McGee in the first place.
I admire your courage but I do question your choice to back someone like this. Think of it like this, when I dog turns on it’s owner, the sole person that feeds and cares for it, they put it down. This fat piece of shit turned on the two people that were there for him his entire life, what does that say about him? And you, for choosing to defend him.
TLDR, try to condense those obsessive thoughts, who wants to read all that?
I am sorry. Try this:
Man with HUGE tits.
Beats elderly adoptive parents
Tells a whore he loves her.
Says things like “get your subscribers up” or “the kid is back”
You’re not intelligent Josh, you just flap your gums enough to fool idiots like the person defending you if it is not you.
You do not have man boobs, you have women’s breasts that are bigger than the whore you are “in love with”.
What a man.
For fuck’s sake, Josh.
You’re a morbidly obese cunt with massive man-tits who has been repeatedly shown up to be a pathological liar and a borderline psychopath.
You have a female friend who you think is your girlfriend, but in reality she despises you as much as the rest of us do and is only putting out for the rocks of crack that you gift to her in return for street blowies.
So, for the benefit of the whole human race, I beseech you again to fuck off and throw yourself into a fast-moving river, under a fast-moving bus or off the top of a slow-moving cliff.
In other words, off you fuck, you annoying, whiny, stupid, insane, man-boobed cunt.
PS If you have any questions, fuck off.
Why don’t you do us all a favor and take the next year or so off from commenting.
You can just have conversations with yourself in the mirror
That’s some bite, Joshy McBigtits. 🙂
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Who are we? Where on the great circuit will we be reborn? Throughout history, humans have been interacting with the world via electromagnetic resonance. Our conversations with other starseeds have led to a blossoming of pseudo-self-aware consciousness.
Without faith, one cannot vibrate. Yes, it is possible to extinguish the things that can shatter us, but not without self-actualization on our side. Ego is the antithesis of faith.
zzzzz get a job
I noticed you “liked” your own comment. That’s a very weird thing.
I would say “get ready for work” but we all know what happened there. Tell your PO I said “hi” (I know you know we know each other). Small world – huh?
You’re so eloquent, try to say the f-word a few more times, really shows your intelligence(lack there of).
And that’s why I stopped you today.
WHy am not i surprised?
I don’t answer questions.
The truth, you can’t answer questions because you don’t have answers. Just like proof, you don’t ever have that either because you’re a lying pos. Stop beating up your mom and dad for drug money and go get a real job to support your ugly two bit ho. I kicked your ass you fat bastard.
Hey bitchtits. Put your whore on a leash!!
Your name contradicts your statement. I got two words for ya!
The truth, you are a fat tittied lying sackless b!tch Josh. Billy rolled your fat azz like a joint and smoked ya. How much does danielle bologna charge for street blowies? Fukkin hooker. Good luck making a ho into a housewife.
Are you seriously impersonating Carol Abrams, felony impersonation. Does Josh really get under you skin that bad that you’d commit a felony for him?
And that’s why I subpoenaed your IP address today.
The truth, you can’t subpoena on a Sunday without a judge you stupid shitclit cunt. Spouting random lies doesn’t create truth. Don’t you have drug deals to make and people to scam? You’re a sorry excuse for a son.
I don’t answer questions.
The truth, you don’t have any answers because you’re as useless tits on a bull. You’re as worthless as the words that fall out of your mouth. I hope that dumpster of a skank wifey of yours grants you the the Michelle Carter treatment, if she loves you, she’ll do it.
Not even worth a response.
The Truth, Joshy no washy’s slampig is a whore, for drugs or cash anyone can score
My God you’re a moron
Just go away, literally
After seeing a picture of your face I can see why you’re hating on Josh from Accountability for All, a face only a mother could love. And that’s why I hung up on you today.
The truth, you are a sackless lying cunt muffin.
LOL, you mad bra?
The Truth, the only one mad here is your Gerber servers. All those paypal funds and not one bra? Where Du fuq is your whore at?
I don’t answer questions.
“I don’t answer questions”
You will in court, titty-boy. And unless you want contempt adding to your long history of criminal activity, then you’ll fucking answer them.
The day you go to jail, I’m throwing a big “Josh is going to the Big House for 10 fucking years” party at my local pub.
Because I can.
He does a cam show? How many tokens to see his boobs?
You have single-handedly just proved the Jish (spelling stays) can’t take it when he’s confronted by a guy.
The people he *will* confront :
1. Law enforcement – they’re not going to jeopardize their careers for a jizz-bag with a camera.
2. Homeless men and women who don’t have the mental capacity nor strength to deal with an aggressive cheeto-dusty idiot.
3. Strung out women who rely on him for their next fix.
4. Elderly people who don’t move fast enough out of his way at the DMV.
The people he won’t confront (excluding anyone from above) :
1. Anyone who is not in front of his camera.
Jish – I hope you fall in a bucket of cancer.
You sure do put a lot of energy into this Josh guy, and that’s why you need to find a better use of your time today.
Why are you referring to yourself in 3rd person?
Weird flex. I would never brag/admit that I was you.
“Weird flex” and that’s how I pointed out you’re a 15 year old girl today.
““Weird flex” and that’s how I pointed out you’re a 15 year old girl today.”
Again — you lie. Prove it. Show me where you wrote that. Show me where you said that. I’d be happy to go on air and embarrass the shit out of you.
The truth, where’s the proof you gutless cheese hog? Just admit what everyone already knows, you don’t have proof. Stop being a dumb bitch.
You must have Asperger Syndrome. And that’s the TRUTH the WHOLE TRUTH and NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH!
The truth, Your mom and dad begged you to get a job for four years until they realized you’re an unemployable drug addled hopeless cunt. Thank you for being the sole reason they hang their heads in shame.
Hahahaha! All of us knew he wasnt going to let himself get blasted tonight. Narcissist supreme chickened out.
Fatty McGee’s all over again, still can’t take it, like most pussies can’t.
Call in – you lying piece sack of shit
Josh smells. just sayin
Like good cologne. And that’s the bottom line because Stone Cold Truth said so.
Come out, come out wherever you are. Call in!
what a crapface.
Abrahams you fucjing piece of shit I’ll box you for charity, what’s your charity though? Tow truck junkies pills? Your a cunt
You mad bro?
The truth, your tits hang lower than my Grandma’s knockers. Use your paypal for something good for once, no one should be forced to see your herion infested mush melons.
Your stomach hangs lower than your dinky do. And that’s the bottom line because The Truth said so.
Everyone knows Tibbets tossed me like last weeks salad but don’t tell hawt toad truck girl.
what a shithead
What a month this JA has had; jail time, jail fight, exposed as fraud, and exposed as a turd.
And now he wants to wrap up September with a showdown with Bristol!
Less than 30 minutes!
Only a short amount of freedom left for Josh. He’s going to prison and I’m sure his ahem, girlfriend will wait
Gonna be kind of funny when we hear that Josh comes back to the motel, and finds Danielle going balls deep on some junkie. Good times my friends. Good times.
And I thought I was the only guy cruising Wakefield with a bag of Diego’s finest on a string hoping to get her in the Sheraton, stripped down, standing on her head, waiting hungrily for my lubed up foot.
An Encore presentation.
All week long I was saying he wasn’t gonna show, and now you guys put him in his place, good for you, he’s got it coming to him.
Nevertheless, I will tune in tonight.
Keep up the good work TB
Ol’ Fatty McConetits is nothing but a loudmouthed pussy. He came out of jail with a bad case of his loose rectum torn, and the worst case of dickbreath in the history of correctional institutions
Wait till he’s bending over for the big boys in Walpole.
They won’t say he’s got a big mouth, they’ll say he’s got a purty mouth…
Josh’s mother shit him out her asshole , took a look at him and decided to abandon him.
Why she didnt flush is the biggest question of all time but it shows intelligence doesnt run in the genes.
Not buying it. Josh is almost 30. Whatever mommy issues he has should have been gone 13 years already. I would have abandoned him myself. The mom is a shithead to be sure.
As his mother I decided to consult the eightball about keeping the kid. The eightball said ‘No’. What prescience the Magic Eightball of Meth had.
What a loser!
fuk u robert u cocksniffer.