I’d Rather Bring Turtleboy Jr To The Aleppo Chuck E. Cheese For His Birthday Than The One In Everett After The Latest Cheesehog Rowdydown That Sent A Pregnant Chick To The Hospital
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WHDH: Two people have been hospitalized after a brawl broke out at a Chuck E. Cheese in Everett. The company says an argument between two adults at the chain’s arcade and restaurant escalated into violence on Monday with an object being thrown. One person suffered a minor cut from the unidentified object. The company says in a statement it prides itself on maintaining a safe experience for families. An Everett Police spokesman says an investigation is ongoing. Five adults were arrested at the same Chuck E. Cheese on Dec. 20. Police responded to reports that adults were drinking alcohol, which isn’t allowed at the family-oriented restaurant. Police arrested a belligerent patron and others started punching and kicking the officers.
“I was just minding my business, doing my job. I look over, they start fighting. So I’m like ‘OK, I’ll go break it up.’ And then they just keep fighting, and it just escalated to something else,” employee Tristen Hope said. “When it started calming down, I guess something happened and her eyebrow got spilt open badly and started bleeding a lot, so that’s why everything started going crazy.”
Hope said that a pregnant woman and young child were taken to the hospital.
“Thankfully, there were no serious injuries beyond what was determined to be a minor cut from an object thrown inside the restaurant,” a Chuck E. Cheese’s spokesperson said in a statement. “We pride ourselves on providing wholesome entertainment to families with young children and maintaining a safe experience for our guests and staff is a primary concern for us, just as it is top-of-mind for the families and parents who visit us.”
Is there any more dangerous place in America than the Chuck E. Cheese in Everett? I’d rather take Turtleboy Jr for a slum sociable in Aleppo than I would take him to the Everett Chuck E. Cheese. Honestly, as bad as feel for the poor pregnant lady who had to go to the hospital, it’s borderline irresponsible taking your kids to this dump. Especially when you know that these are the kind of cheesehogs you’re gonna have to share a venue with:
Oh, and awesome reporting by the mainstream media too. Don’t give us any names or anything. Wouldn’t wanna publicly shame anyone. I know this is a long shot, but if you do know who was involved in this, feel free to let us know. Bet you a million dollars they’re all from Chelsea.
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24 Comment(s)
Years and years of The Great Society caused this. Generational welfare. Low morals. A Democrat way to keep people on the plantation and dependent upon them for more handouts. The Democrats are laughing at these lifelong voters while sipping expensive wines at their far away from the riffraff hideouts on the Islands.
Still doesn’t beat the Charlestown 99. What we have now is mediocrity. wannabes and drooling amateurs.
Thanks to Russia bombing Isis and killing 30 Israeli soldiers it’s much safer in Aleppo now that the greater Israel project has been stalled. Thanks again Putin.
Bring in a good number of adults, who are mentally on thin-ice. Add alcohol, in a chaotic, screaming kids atmosphere. Cook it up and the results are in.
I had to drive threw Everett yesterday on my way to a wake. Unfortunately I had to open the car window and the smell of poverty permeated the car. Blogs like this reinforce my decision to move the hell away from this area.
ChuckECheese has been for trailer & ghetto trash since it opened. I think it even says that in the original business plan.
So it’s your regular hangout spot, huh?
Well, the 1st time I stopped there was because I saw your mother tricking in the parking lot. She was really nice. She knew I was short on cash so she gave me a knobjob and then slipped me a $20. Considerate.
Turd why are you starting problems with my fellow cat friend? Does picking on a girl make you feel macho?
A girl with a dick I’ll have you know! I just identify as a 15 year old girl. With a beard.
Oops sowwy cat friend, I just assumed. Don’t worry because I have other gay guy friends besides you Zephyre.
Don’t out me like that, mittens!
Sorry but I don’t know you Bob/Neil.
It’s not Bob/Neil, it’s neil and bob, neil and bob. Damn! Now I’m distracted.
I got combat training from overseas
Now I’m the bouncer at the Chucky Cheese
I think I’d rather do a year in jail
Than another afternoon
In Chucky Cheese Hell….
I did two tours of duty in Vietnam
Fightin’ jungle rot and braving napalm
But they couldn’t torture me half as well
As them little birthday fuckers!
In Chucky Cheese Hell
RIP Tim Wilson
The one on Rte 20 in Worcester is a HUGE shithole full of human trash- the parking lot looks like a tipped over dumpster… lots of “parents outside rippin’ butts and drinking.
Let’s write in Talisman for Best Poet in Worcester Magazine for this superb poem!!! (Even though the eliminated that award category this year…) Protest this issue in front of city hall tonight!
I cannot take credit. That is from a song by the late, great Tim Wilson, that comes to mind every time I hear of a fight/shooting/stabbing at Chuckee’s house. It’s one of those works where fact is stranger than fiction and is funny as Hell. Tim was an awesome comedian and musician.
Tim Wilson
Chucky Cheese Hell (original version)
I got combat training from overseas
Now I’m the bouncer at the Chucky Cheese
I think I’d rather do a year in jail
Than another afternoon
In Chucky Cheese Hell
Chucky Cheese Hell
I’m in Chucky CHEEEEEEESE HELL!
We cater to a snot nose clientele
In Chucky Cheese Hell
Mama drives Chipper to the Chucky Mall
Watches him waller in some plastic balls
The band sucks and the pizza’s cold
And you eat it with a slobberin’ four year old
In Chucky Cheese Hell
Puke with pepperoni still smells the same
You waste a paycheck on a video game
Lined up out the door like The Stones are in town
There ain’t enough Chucky ass whippin’s
To go round
In Chucky Cheese Hell
I’m in Chucky CHEEEEEEEESE HELL!
Squallin’ youngins and a skee ball bell
In Chucky Cheese Hell
I did two tours of duty in Vietnam
Fightin’ jungle rot and braving napalm
But they couldn’t torture me half as well
As a birthday party
In Chucky Cheese Hell
Ever been to the one on rt 20 in Worcester on a weekend? Chuck E Cheese can go fist himself
When I was a kid Chuckie Cheese served beer for the parents. It’s stupid, but Everett is smart for not giving them a liquor license.
Ever drive through the parking lot after a busy day at this dump? Looks like Woodstock just let out. The garbage left behind when all the ghetto and trailer trash leaves behind is absolutely astounding. Nothing but a bunch of pigs.
Cheetos + bra trying to look sexy = CHEESEHOG. LMAO.
Cheetos and heart surgery scar…are we trying for round #2? And whose dollar is it on?!