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Idiot Judge Gives Hope To The Kelley Square 4

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The Kelley Square 4 had yet another day in court on Friday, and for whatever reason they actually think they’re going to get away with their crime spree because the judge said something passively in court.

Central District Court Judge Robert Harbour said to them in court “Isn’t every protest disturbing the peace?”

Ummm, no moron, it’s not. It’s not disturbing the peace when you stand on the sidewalk and hold signs. It is disturbing the peace when you block a major intersection with the sole intention of pissing everyone off and inconveniencing people who have done no wrong.

The hippies came to courthouse armed with signs and donuts. Because let’s be honest – none of them have jobs to go to anyway. It was the usual ragtag crew. The sunshine kid was there with his new main squeeze. And Chris Robarge was there wearing a suit for the first time in his life, that he stole from a sumo wrestler.

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You gotta love RBG stuffing his face with donuts before court. It’s not like he’s a fat slob or anything like that. He can afford the extra calories. Our reporters on the scene tried to get to the donuts, but their attempts were unsuccessful due to the hired goons that stood watch over said donuts during the court proceedings.

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RBG’s lawyer, who I assume is willing to work for donuts at this point, said that they “lawfully gathered and engaged in a political protest protected by the first amendment.”

First of all, no they didn’t. Everyone knows this had nothing to do with free speech. Secondly, let’s play by Hector’s logic. The next day these idiots have court, I think we should all stand in front of his house and block his car and Kevin Ksen’s rape van from going anywhere. Then they won’t be able to make asses of themselves in court and they’ll automatically be found guilty. Or is it only OK when people not named Hector Pineiro are blocked from going to work.

 

The attorneys for the other three members of the prize patrol argued that the protest wasn’t “unreasonably disruptive” and that the protesters were acting peacefully. Because this was clearly an act of peace:

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Anyway, Kevin Ksen thinks the question that the idiot judge asked actually meant something. He told a reporter from Turtleboy Sports that he “felt like the judge was listening.” Newsflash Kevin Ksen – he’s saying that because he hasn’t seen the tape. Because once he sees the tape he’s going to see that what you morons did was basically the definition of disturbing the peace.

Boom-Boom told one of our reporters that she thinks the court will dismiss the charges and stop wasting wasting the city’s resources persecuting them. Hey Boom-Boom, as a tax payer I couldn’t think of a better way to possibly spend our resources than to take you dangerous criminals off the streets. And lets be honest, your yoga pants that day were basically a weapon of mass destruction.

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The best part about this is that these idiots are actually looking forward to this case going to trial. RBG told a Turtleboy Reporter that he’d “love to sit in front of a jury.” LOL. First of all, of course you do. Because you’re just that dumb. We’ve all seen all the ridiculous things you’ve said over the past year. Your instincts are always wrong. But the 12 people on a jury are going to be regular hard working folks who would be royally pissed off if some fat Russian looking guy claiming to be black blocked them as they tried to go about their daily business.

Secondly, if there is a God, I will get jury duty on the day that RBG has to answer for his crimes against humanity. He still has no idea who I am. He thinks he does, but the funny part about it is that he’s so hot for one of my buddy’s that he’s completely ignoring me. And I love it. I could sit in that jury pool and he would have no fucking clue that Turtleboy is about to give him justice.

The best part is that he’s still clinging to the dream that Hector Pinerio will question why the people who “threatened” the protesters weren’t arrested. Newsflash RBG –no on threatened you. They told you to get the fuck out of the way and they had every right to do so. The only one threatening anyone on that day was your ass when you tried to pull a Reginald Denny and scare the shit out of that poor truck driver.

Here’s my question I’d like the Kelley Square 4 to answer – how long is it OK to block a public intersection? Because according to you, 4.5 minutes is no big deal. How about 10 minutes? How bout an hour? Two hours? Ten hours? 24 hours? Fuck it, let’s just set up a permanent occupation and block every single intersection, because….free speech. After all, if it’s not illegal, you should be able to do it indefinitely right?

That’s what sucks about these local boobs. They make shit up as they go along. It’s OK to block the road for 4.5 minutes because they arbitrarily decided that this was a fair amount of time. Mike Brown’s body lay in the street for 4.5 hours, which is why they chose this number. So why not block it for 4.5 seconds then? Oh yea, because you’re completely full of shit.

The bottom line is that the only one wasting taxpayer resources are these four idiots. Because at the end of the day they’re gigantic wussies who knew they were breaking the law and are too gutless to pay their fine and move on with their lives. So instead they’re drawing this out as long as possible for a decision that will obviously end up as guilty.

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9 Comment(s)
  • Nanny
    September 7, 2015 at 6:39 pm

    Thanks for the boom boom yoga pants pic. You’re back on track TB.

  • Wabbitt
    wabbitt
    September 7, 2015 at 12:52 pm

    I’m frothing at the mouth over Jive Clive’s click bait shit today. He reached a new low in his beating a dead horse tour today.

  • Coco
    September 7, 2015 at 10:59 am

    He’s Italian at best. I’m Irish, if I go to the beach for the weekend I’m darker than RBG. Not that it rally matters but get a grip… This Black Lives Matter shit is the flavor of the month. These idiots need jobs. Here’s an idea, stop blaming everyone else in the world for the bad dicissions you made as a teen and into your twenties. You all act like gang bangers and ass hats and now call everyone else a “racist” because your unemployable. Grow the fuck up and start taking some responsibility for yourself.

    • Nope, no thanks
      September 7, 2015 at 11:09 pm

      You should really learn how to spell if you want to be taken seriously…

  • Boo Boo Bobby Gibbs
    September 7, 2015 at 8:07 am

    I’m Portuguese you asshats. Not Russian. I’m also race-fluid and identify as black.

  • fordsnharleys
    Tngsucks
    September 7, 2015 at 5:07 am

    They should have just claimed they were crossing the street. I think 4.5 minutes is the average time for self entitled non working residents of Worcester.

    • Welcome to Booneville
      September 7, 2015 at 5:29 am

      The best comment ever.

  • Noob
    September 7, 2015 at 12:49 am

    Only 6 people (2 alts) on a jury for District Court. 12 is for Superior Court.

  • wesawbearsonce
    September 6, 2015 at 11:51 pm

    They are actually using this??? …”the attorneys for the other three members of the prize patrol argued that the protest wasn’t “unreasonably disruptive” “….so you can be reasonably disruptive???? Hippie lawyer logic.

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