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Idiots Laughing At Trump For Deleted Tweet Congratulating Kansas Residents On Super Bowl Victory Don’t Realize That The Chiefs Are Kansas’ Football Team Too

 

I’m sure this will be covered by CNN ad nauseum, but I just wanted to chime in real quick on the latest controversy surround our President – this now deleted tweet:

Breaking news – Kansas City is actually in Missouri. This tweet is making people go insane because Orange man dumb.

I’m not even kidding when I say that the mainstream media has made this their big story of the day.

And no, it wouldn’t surprise me if he thought Kansas City was in Kansas, because Kansas City is a city in both Missouri and Kansas. They just happen to play in the bigger city in Missouri. Kansas City, KS is the forgotten Kansas City, and has a population the size of Springfield, MA.

The most popular team in Kansas, and the one covered by the media in Wichita and Topeka, is the Chiefs. Here’s some maps of the most popular NFL teams by state.

As a matter of fact, the most popular team in ANY sport in Kansas, is the Chiefs. Whereas Missouri’s most popular is the St. Louis Cardinals.

This is like Trump congratulating the people of New Hampshire on the Patriots winning the Super Bowl, or the people of New York on the Giants winning the Super Bowl, since the Giants play in New Jersey and the Patriots play in Massachusetts.

Worst. Controversy. Ever.

 

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83 Comment(s)
  • Even he knew he was wrong
    February 5, 2020 at 11:03 am

    Trump is the type of guy who never backs down when he thinks he’s right. He even deleted the tweet, demonstrating that he was clearly wrong. Just like you are!

  • Kermit the Frog
    February 4, 2020 at 5:09 pm

    Less than 24 hours after this tweet made headlines, Iowa Democrats fail at counting heads at the caucus. Karma’s a bitch.

  • WHUD 100.7 FM
    February 4, 2020 at 10:51 am

    A much worse faux pas is Obama claiming Austrian as a language.

    • Startled Pancake
      February 4, 2020 at 11:21 am

      Or saying “Corpse” because he doesn’t know how to pronounce “Corps” despite being “highly educated” and the Commander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces

      or he’s just a dipshit who went mano-a-mano with a teleprompter and fucking LOST.

      Either way, get back in that woodpile, pard!

    • John
      February 4, 2020 at 2:04 pm

      Trump turds are such idiots And so blind,
      The reason the world laughs at you idiots is that no matter what the retard Trump does you defend him and it really makes you guys look like idiots. It’s a cult and you’ve given your mind to an idiot LOL Republicans are such fucking losers and it’s hilarious.

      • You Mad Bro?
        February 5, 2020 at 8:34 am

        Too bad your feelings are hurt. Trump knocked it out of the park last night. Meanwhile you’re blowing guys in a dugout at the park.

    • John
      February 4, 2020 at 2:06 pm

      Republicans are such fucking sycophants and retards hypocrites at their finest.
      Your defense of him no matter how stupid he is he’s only fuel to the fire of just how much of a cult Trump is created you guys have given your brains over to the retard side

      • Your Sister Has A Sharp Tooth
        February 5, 2020 at 8:43 am

        Josh be patient TBS will write about you again. You are far too entertaining nit to. Grab a suboxonone and film yourself walking around and relax buddy. Where is trash truck girl? Or are you not allowed to mention her because of the restraining order?

    • john
      February 4, 2020 at 2:08 pm

      Change your name from turtle boy to retard boy

      • Curious
        February 4, 2020 at 6:07 pm

        Who won the Iowa caucus last night??

        • Yellow
          February 4, 2020 at 11:36 pm

          Maybe you did big boy.
          Call me.
          I’ve got a bunch of STDs for you.

  • dude
    February 4, 2020 at 10:41 am

    bahahah…uncle turtle..what happened to you?

    this was another idiotic tweet by this dummy…just call it like it is. he deleted it cause he knew it was wrong. he def did not mean KC, Missouri… dont defend his dumb ass. you look just as stupid as him when u do.

    • don
      February 4, 2020 at 10:58 am

      hahaha look at the snowflakes melting. just remember tomorrow. get in your jammies and cry out loud. who cares what someone says? stop crying about a word. you people look foolish when you do it. you are looking for something to cry about. grow up and get a job. maybe a responsibility might get you out of your TDS syndrom. oh yeah, mommy wants her computer back. stop wondering why people laugh at you and roll their eyes.

      • dude
        February 4, 2020 at 11:22 am

        another dummy ^^

    • Nope
      February 4, 2020 at 3:59 pm

      Remember when TB was all about ratchets starting GoFundMe’s? I wish they would just stay away from politics all together. I read TB to escape all that crap.

  • Mayor ButtFuck
    February 4, 2020 at 10:04 am

    My favorite planet is Uranus

  • Mister Rogers
    February 4, 2020 at 9:52 am

    Now the Dems care about fly over country. If only they were smart enough to count hands

  • Steely Don
    February 4, 2020 at 9:44 am

    Trump at his best…

    • Corinth Arkadin
      February 4, 2020 at 11:28 am

      That was incredible.

      • F@ck Trump
        February 4, 2020 at 11:46 pm

        That was truly incredible. It made him less foolish than he is at one of his fundraisers.
        Trump is a buffoon, just a shill of the Republican Party. Sold himself out to keep his job. I voted for him before, not again.
        Drain the swamp my ass.

  • Dr. John
    February 4, 2020 at 9:34 am

    I love the Donald ( and Milania’s heels) but he needs a verifier before he sends tweets…

    • Nope
      February 4, 2020 at 4:00 pm

      Who is “Milania”

      • I LOVE DONALD TRUMP
        February 4, 2020 at 11:19 pm

        Uhh, his wife? She takes his 17 inch MONSTERCOCK and loves getting COCKSLAPPED!
        GOD I LOVE OUR PRESIDENT!!!!

  • SRM
    February 4, 2020 at 8:16 am

    This is the Reason Democraps Will Flood the country with their little Liberal tears again.
    The left is So obsessed with the President they can’t see the Forrest for the trees.
    One miniscule mistake that Anyone could have made and they are fixated on it for days.
    Sometimes States have cities and Towns with the same name, Bristol Tennessee is half in Virginia and the other half in Tennessee.

    • yeah its me
      February 4, 2020 at 11:53 pm

      Whoa, hold on here…

      Bristol TurtleSlut turns tricks in both cities? Say it ain’t so.

      And Bristol, if you’ll scrape off the pancake so we can see your real face I’ll consider dating you. But after I see the real thing. ‘Cuz I think you’re probably hideous.

      • Brad
        February 5, 2020 at 8:48 am

        Let’s see your picture

  • RobertF
    February 4, 2020 at 12:26 am

    Growing up in Manhattan KS, we always rooted for the Chiefs & Royals, wore their colors, and many of us bought tickets to both teams.

    • ROBERTF is an ass
      February 4, 2020 at 11:59 pm

      And here you are telling your story at the TurtleBoy forum of ineptness.
      I guess those colors really worked out for you, huh?

  • President Trumps Huge Throbbing Cock
    February 3, 2020 at 10:21 pm

    Fuck CNN and the Democrats, they’re all too busy biting their pillows, wondering what gender they are today or picking shit up off the streets to notice my constant winning. Its the economy I’m focused on stupid, not some ass wipe city in middle America. Now grab my huge throbbing cock and let’s all go for another 4 year joy ride to even greater success!!! Winning!

  • Cute Chick
    February 3, 2020 at 10:14 pm

    This was an Intentional ‘Mistake” by the Troll in Chief. Think about it…

  • rstarbard
    AYFSM?
    February 3, 2020 at 9:59 pm

    Yesterday, Wikipedia had this statement stating that the majority of Chief season ticket holders were from Kansas: “The Kansas City Chiefs are a professional American football team based in Kansas City, Missouri with most season ticket holders being from Johnson County, Kansas as of 2000. The Chiefs compete in the National Football League (NFL) as a member club of the league’s American Football Conference (AFC) West division.” Today, that statement is gone. I guess they need to fit the narrative of the mainstreet media.

  • Jloo
    February 3, 2020 at 9:59 pm

    He got it wrong, like him or hate him it was a dumb text. Turtleboy used to be a little bit more fair.

  • FAA
    February 3, 2020 at 9:59 pm

    They’re grasping at drones now.

  • Plumber joe
    February 3, 2020 at 9:58 pm

    He made a mistake. It’s funny. Not a big deal and certainly not something CNN should be making headlines about but still the President of the US should know the state that the super bowl winning team plays in.

  • Cheddah
    February 3, 2020 at 9:53 pm

    The Chargers making up both CA and NV in fanbase? That is completely false as fuck..

  • Hotshit/din-din
    February 3, 2020 at 9:21 pm

    They’re feels got hurt snowflake

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Shifty Schiff
    February 3, 2020 at 8:02 pm

    My eyes almost popped out of my head when I heard this!

  • Anti Lib
    February 3, 2020 at 8:02 pm

    Fuckstain libs. It should be illegal to criticize the president.

    • white girl occasionally wasted
      February 4, 2020 at 12:00 pm

      anti lib,
      Perhaps you should do some research. Your suggestion that criticism be made illegal is beyond ignorant. I suggest you emigrate to North Korea.
      Was the blundered tweet newsworthy? That’s a matter of opinion. However, proposing a society where opinion shared freely should be made illegal, is anti American. Your logic is in the same vein as the “libs” who claim differing opinions are “alt right”
      Please educate yourself before adding input to an adult conversation.
      Sincerely,
      a registered independent

  • Dogfishing
    February 3, 2020 at 7:37 pm

    Trump ought throw a grenade on Kansas too

  • Tom's Mom
    February 3, 2020 at 7:33 pm

    Tom Brady sucks.
    There. Somebody had to say it.
    Because Tom Brady sucks.
    He couldn’t even continue dating Ivanka.
    What a fucking loser.

  • Souza-Baranowski Correctional Center
    February 3, 2020 at 6:55 pm

    Abrams is at it live on you tube.
    He just wont stop.

  • Stinky the Finger
    February 3, 2020 at 6:53 pm

    Is Kansas on of the 57 states Obama visited?

    • Wet Blanket
      February 4, 2020 at 6:16 pm

      I hate how the 57 states quote became fact. Obama said he’d been to 57 states and had 2 more to go. He thought there were 59 states, not 57

  • P Disguisee
    Pistachio Disguisee
    February 3, 2020 at 6:28 pm

    Democrats need to take their psych meds and stop spreading hate across the country… I’m ashamed to say that I was once a Democrat. The blatant lack of respect for this country is repulsive…

    TRUMP 2020….the ONLY candidate with this county’s best interests in mind

    PS – Mitt Romney and Charlie Baker are gutless

  • bigdaddy
    Barack Obama
    February 3, 2020 at 6:24 pm

    I was president of all 57 states

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Quid Pro Quo Joe
      February 3, 2020 at 7:09 pm

      Don’t forget, I was Vice-President of those 57 states.

    • 4 Years At Harvard Couldnt Pronounce Massachusetts
      February 3, 2020 at 8:35 pm

      And you lived in massatusetts when you were an aa Harvard student

  • Joe Biden
    February 3, 2020 at 6:15 pm

    Where’s the womenz I can sniff.

  • Trumpelstiltskin
    February 3, 2020 at 6:08 pm

    I’m spinning gold here, and they’re worried about some flyover states.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Liawatha
    February 3, 2020 at 5:49 pm

    As a Native American, I was so pleased when The Chiefs won the big game!

  • Nancy Pelosi
    February 3, 2020 at 5:35 pm

    I solemnly and sadly move to censure President Trump for this fuck-up which is beneath the dignity of the office of The President of The United States.

    • Nancy Pelosi
      February 3, 2020 at 5:37 pm

      Well, right after I finish this gallon of whiskey with a side of Xanax.

      • Chode
        February 3, 2020 at 5:41 pm

        Ya gonna share that, Nance??

        • Nancy Pelosi
          February 4, 2020 at 1:01 pm

          Who do you think I am, Bernie Sanders?

  • U..S President?
    February 3, 2020 at 5:30 pm

    I thought he was Israel’s president. Nobody sucks more Jewish dicks then trump.

    • Jake
      February 3, 2020 at 8:02 pm

      Lighten up, Adolph.

    • fuckface O'Reilly
      February 4, 2020 at 9:02 am

      except your daddy

  • Manny Ortiz, Jr.
    February 3, 2020 at 5:24 pm

    He was probably half in the bag when he tweeted that (and rightfully so, while watching the Super Bowl with friends and family) but let the Democrats have this “moment”. It’s just about the only one they’re going to get for the next 4+ years, after their candidate goes down like the Hindenburg in this upcoming election.

    • Drunk but not Dumb
      February 3, 2020 at 6:02 pm

      You do realize that Trump doesn’t touch alcohol right?

      • The Truth
        February 3, 2020 at 7:26 pm

        The last time he touched alcohol is the last time he touched Melania’s pussy.
        If she has a pussy. She certainly has manly features.

        • Truth is...
          February 3, 2020 at 10:05 pm

          Let’s see your wife stud

          • Michael Obama
            February 4, 2020 at 1:05 pm

            Don’t be a fucking racist. As first “lady” my dick was bigger than my husband’s and probably yours too. I’m built like Shaq.

    • Manny Oriz Jr. (sperm guzzler)
      February 3, 2020 at 7:48 pm

      Actually I’m guessing your the only person that sucks more jewish dick..

  • Less teeth please
    February 3, 2020 at 5:00 pm

    TB stop suckin the guys dick…..he’s a fine president but clearly he fucked this incredibly minor detail up

    God what happened to the good articles from the bloggers that used to write here….every article from “the uncle” is just whining and crying

    • I wanted a pig skin bit all I got was a hog.
      February 3, 2020 at 5:11 pm

      Less teeth please while you throat Uncle TB’s hog. The reality is no one gives a fuck about the Chiefs or 49’ers.

      You were probably the cuck at the Super Bowl party getting your girl a Jack Daniels while you were bringing nachos to her and your best friend she’s fucking. While you slurped on a a Truly.

      Fag.

      • Less teeth please
        February 3, 2020 at 5:32 pm

        I like your nickname for Uncle TBs schlong……he calls yours piggly wiggly

        • Less Teeth Please...You’re from Millbury St
          February 3, 2020 at 6:00 pm

          Imagine commenting on a blog you hate anonymously…the soy level is 1000. Which blog did your step sister get caught sucking you off in while you blew crack smoke out of the Honda Civic?

      • Lol your uncle
        February 3, 2020 at 5:32 pm

        You call him uncle no wonder he lost his job.

      • UTB is an Idjit
        February 3, 2020 at 7:29 pm

        UnkaTB writes all the articles and he writes all of the comments.
        Cuz he’s the ballz.
        Freakin’ idjit.

  • I Heart Trump
    February 3, 2020 at 4:57 pm

    I don’t care if he congratulated Hawaii for the Chiefs win. He has been a fantastic president for the working guy and those in the military. If Obama had done this they wouldn’t say shit

  • Voice of Sanity
    February 3, 2020 at 4:50 pm

    Yeah. Trump’s a moron because of a Twitter post. At least he didn’t spend 3 years investigating someone who did nothing wrong.

  • Donald Trump is the Lord God
    February 3, 2020 at 4:43 pm

    So what? He doesn’t know where a major US city is? Fuck off liberals. MAGA.

  • ace
    February 3, 2020 at 4:37 pm

    Turtle, you can get off your knees. Donald’s done his business with you.
    C’mon, The Orange Clown actually thinks Kansas City is in Kansas.
    Sharpest tool in the outhouse he is not

    • Just Wondering
      February 3, 2020 at 4:55 pm

      When is your first day as President of the United States Ace?

    • Bugs Bunny
      February 3, 2020 at 6:04 pm

      You do know there is a Kansas City in Kansas right Ace? Ace? What a maroon.

  • Nathan Hale
    February 3, 2020 at 4:31 pm

    The most delicious irony of Trump being president is how he brings out such despicable behavior in adults and self-professed “good guys” that act far more maliciously and immaturely than he would ever attempt to.

  • Need a new map
    February 3, 2020 at 4:29 pm

    I dunno about that map. Cowboys most popular in Nevada? Bills #1 in all of NY?

  • Frank
    February 3, 2020 at 4:28 pm

    I remember when Obama couldn’t name one player on his favorite baseball team the white Sox or when he said there was 57 states. They all say dumb shit who cares

  • Adam Schiff
    February 3, 2020 at 4:26 pm

    Is this an impeachable crime?

  • Ratchetsaurous Rex
    February 3, 2020 at 4:22 pm

    Oh fuck sakes LOL Just like CNN actually investigated IF Bloomberg requested a box to stand on- all because Trump made fun of his height hahahahah FAKE NEWSSSSS

  • randiguy2006
    Duh
    February 3, 2020 at 4:21 pm

    Then why did he delete it?
    But you stay ways from politics, right?

    Look, the guy made a mistake, big deal, own up to it and move on. Who cares. You look dumb and defensive and all snowflakish. making a special post about this.

    • MAKE AMERICA SMAHT AGAIN
      February 3, 2020 at 4:26 pm

      Dumb. Defensive. Snowflakish.

      TB is simply clarifying the stupidity of mainstream media. You seem to be the one who’s Dumb. Defensive. Snowflakish.

      Carry on.

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