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If Conrad’s Law Passes Expect The Ratchet Suicide Threats To Go Through The Roof 

 

I just wanna take a moment to mention how dangerous this new law is that the Massachusetts State Legislature is trying to pass, which would outlaw coercing suicide. I’m against this law for a million reasons. Click here to read why on TB Daily News.

 

 

 

 

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41 Comment(s)
  • Your older brother
    July 29, 2019 at 10:05 pm

    Duuuude. Your getting bullied to death by a girl on the internet? Bro that’s fucked up! See I told you not to quit the baseball team. Now look at you. I’m fucking telling ma your being a real idiot lately. God damn weirdo. And don’t tell anyone at school you fucking know or I’m beating the fuck out of you again.

  • Attention Seeking
    July 27, 2019 at 2:56 pm

    I get your point about the wording of the law. However, in this case, she told him to “get back in the truck.” She could have called his parents or 911 if she really “loved “ him. Let’s not forget her Kathryn Narcisi personality disorder, where Michelle made this “all about her.” The fundraising she did with his family and the sympathy she wanted from her friends and family because her “boyfriend” committed suicide. Her own need for attention was a driving force in this.

  • Fatality of the friend zone
    July 26, 2019 at 5:09 pm

    His only friend was a teenage girl on facebook. That’s a lil’ bitch. Real guy friends would have told him she doens’t want your ranch dressing stop talking to her! Now get your head together we’re going to drink beers in the woods you pussy!

  • Git 'er done
    July 26, 2019 at 4:28 pm

    Fuck that dude! That wasn’t even his girlfriend. He met her once in person never even fucked her! Millenial dudes aren’t even dudes. Why the fuck are you talking to a chick that won’t fuck you for over a year? Aim lower, fatter , uglier until you get the job done sheeesh! What are they teaching these kids? Senior year is when you dump your girlfriend anyway to make way for nonstop college bangathon. He spent it sweating some girl on a computer. Nerd.

  • Important Legal Input !!
    July 25, 2019 at 11:13 pm

    This is a really weird looking chick.
    I can tell from her cro-magnon eyebrows that she’s got the hairiest snatch this side of Lebanon. She’s gonna be an absolute horror show if she makes it past 35. She’s fucking gross.

  • megan rapeehole
    July 25, 2019 at 5:25 pm

    When I saw a picture of that young Carter woman I got an erect tongue that lasted over 4 hours!
    If any woman wants to fight me I’m at 120 gaslight drive in Weymouth

  • Lil Uzi Vert
    July 25, 2019 at 5:18 pm

    I don’t really care if you cry
    On the real you should’ve never lied
    Should’ve saw the way she looked me in my eyes
    She said baby I am not afraid to, die
    Push me to the edge
    All my friends are dead
    Push me to the edge
    All my friends are dead
    Push me to the edge
    All my friends are dead
    Push me to the edge

    • Lil Bitch
      July 26, 2019 at 12:34 am

      No one cares if a lil nignog dies

    • Go home you're drunk
      July 26, 2019 at 7:13 am

      Your rap sucks go jump off a bridge. Ah fuck I’m going to jail dammit.

  • Nadia Yenraek
    Nadia Yenraek
    July 25, 2019 at 3:20 pm

    Clickbait ignored.

    It’s interesting that you copy and paste content from sites you where you don’t own the content, but can’t be bothered to publish your drivel on both sites. Instead, you want to get the revenue from ad impressions on this site, then want me to load them up from another site, so you get twice the revenue.

    Request denied.

    • george costanza
      The angry taint
      July 25, 2019 at 8:14 pm

      yet here you are…i wish michelle was you girlfriend

  • Jack
    Chuck
    July 25, 2019 at 1:47 pm

    Mass. version of “Sharia Law”.

  • Fuck Pig
    July 25, 2019 at 1:03 pm

    Typical mass-hole-chusetts move……some stupid bitch commits an egregious act, so let’s pass a law that socially engineers everybody else’s behavior. Keep voting democrat, you dumb masshole fuckheads.

  • Daniel Sullivan
    Sprinkle Pig
    July 25, 2019 at 11:36 am

    I have a very scary feeling I am going to get sued a lot pretty soon. This is a seriously dangerous law if it passes. Fuck this state I hope it dies! Please Massachusetts go fuck yourself dry and then kill yourself. lol

  • VICTORY
    July 25, 2019 at 11:25 am

    Go TRUMP Go

  • i take you answer
    July 25, 2019 at 11:13 am

    for smart people that are in charge and want to defend this little big forheaded freak,each and everyone needs to go on jet ski ride

  • Francis Sidebottom
    July 25, 2019 at 10:54 am

    Uncle turtle turd is a prime candidate for self immolation and there isn’t a prosecutor or jury that would even consider a trial against me if I handed him a cigarette lighter after he poured gas over himself

    • Ray Patriarca
      Ray Patriarca
      July 25, 2019 at 11:20 am

      Start with yourself, you sniveling cunt !

    • Inquiring Minds
      July 25, 2019 at 11:30 am

      What story was done about you? You’re obviously a piece of shit that was featured here

    • Bill Belly's Chick
      July 25, 2019 at 1:25 pm

      Hey, Fran’s-ass Turdbottom,

      Eat shit and die.

      Or, rather, eat shit and live.

  • hartf811
    Hartford
    July 25, 2019 at 10:35 am

    Jerry Nadler bought 3 pizzas last night after the Muller hearings. Is Trump guilty of inciting suicide in that gut banded fat boy?

    • Ray Patriarca
      Jerry Nadlers fupa
      July 25, 2019 at 12:34 pm

      I hope the fat fuck washes down those 3 pizzas with a couple of greasy triple bacon cheeseburgers and STROKES OUT !!!
      Nadler is a fat, filthy, lying liberal cocksucker.
      Just another big mouthed New York asshole. Elected by a gaggle of New York assholes.
      I’m not sure which State I’d like to see drop into the ocean first, New York or California?

  • Chet Manley
    July 25, 2019 at 10:32 am

    That evil bitch didn’t make a flippant comment such as “Oh, go kill yourself.” Not even close. She methodically coerced him to end his life with numerous texts and communications over an extended period of time with the goal of having that young man kill himself. It was well thought out and she knew exactly what she was doing. She even listened to him die without any attempt to summon help. This law is not designed to punish people who make a singular remark with no intention of the person actually carrying it out. This law is meant to put something in the books to deal with ghouls like this Carter cunt. I am all for that as should everyone who wishes to protect the mentally ill from predators such as this bitch.

    • Daniel Sullivan
      Sprinkle Pig
      July 25, 2019 at 11:43 am

      Chet I understand what youre saying but in this state it doesn’t matter what the law is meant to do it only matters how its worded. The way its worded is awful and left open for interpretation which will end up screwing a lot of people over. Shit bags and whinny little leftist will be suing everyone. Its a horrible worded law. truthfully I think that girl is an evil vile disgusting person but in the end he could have shut his phone and not listened to her. It was horrible peer pressure but it was his choice.

    • The Name Game
      July 25, 2019 at 1:20 pm

      I agree that something “might” be necessary, but Smelly Michelle Farter Carter got convicted on existing law, as she should have, evil heartless beeotch that she is. The proposal as written is dangerously vague, and I can definitely see how it could be cavalierly and capriciously be applied to Turtleboysports blogs of deserving ratchet subjects.
      But I WILL say: Michelle Carter, go do yourself. Miguel Lucero, go do yourself.

    • hartf811
      F*U
      July 26, 2019 at 6:51 am

      He was weak. God thins the herd. Modern natural selection in real time. She probably withheld a hand job. He couldn’t deal. Does this law mean that I can sue every girl in the 8th grade that wouldn’t give me a second knobber?

  • Let me get this in while I still can
    July 25, 2019 at 10:29 am

    Everyone reading this, go kill yourself.

    • z
      July 25, 2019 at 12:31 pm

      FOAD. Nothin’ personal, just sayin’

  • Y
    July 25, 2019 at 10:29 am

    Less gov’t; stay out of my pocket. End of story.

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    July 25, 2019 at 10:28 am

    I agree with most of your blog with this exception: She told him to ” get back in the truck” that right there convinces me we need some kind of paw, maybe a better crafted law than this proposal. Also this douche never ever called anyone to help this kid, normal people would have been screaming to get this kid help at all costs, especially if she ” loved him so much”… She’s where she belongs

  • z
    July 25, 2019 at 10:26 am

    I’ll bet the bills sponsor thinks that what Uncle TBs issues are, are unwarranted.
    I’ll bet if passed, Uncle TBs issues will come true.

  • Big Wick
    July 25, 2019 at 10:22 am

    Besides Leigha, the fine upstanding citizens Cryin’ Rian Waters, Maude “The Fraud” Gorman and Kathryn Hill “Failure Swift” Narcisi come immediately to mind. Maude even Facebooked her bridge encounter. I don’t quite agree regarding Michelle Carter; she was entirely despicable and heartless, and could have backed off. Friends don’t push friends to suicide, they get them help. Which reminds me, weren’t Rian, KC and Maude repeatedly in the blogs, offered the suggestion that they should seek mental health counselling and treatment? Seems to me to be sane, sage and worthwhile advice.

  • bigdaddy
    bigdaddy
    July 25, 2019 at 10:14 am

    I think that forehead alone on her is a crime

    • Big Wick
      July 25, 2019 at 10:46 am

      Yeah, I forgot to mention that. “SHUDDER!”
      Bride of Frankenstein, no?

      • Julie the Jarhead
        July 25, 2019 at 11:12 am

        My first thought was: Helen Hunt.

        • Apply Here
          July 25, 2019 at 11:32 am

          We know it wasn’t , what job should I apply for
          Right Julie

    • Betty Ford
      July 25, 2019 at 8:02 pm

      At one point she was kind of hot, but then it all went horribly wrong.
      Ive lived in a half dozen states and it amazes me; for all the ‘enlightenment’ walking the streets and universities of Massholelandia, its really the most backwards state in the country.

  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    July 25, 2019 at 10:06 am

    Kill yourself.

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      July 25, 2019 at 10:07 am

      Oh fuck!

      • z
        July 25, 2019 at 10:22 am

        “Fuck off and Die” + “FOAD” would be on the bad list if someone did or said they were in that state of mind.

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