If you’ve ever thought about helping people who appear to be in need, here’s why that’s a bad idea.
Sweet Grandma Moses.
He looks like Elsa’s junkie brother with a runny nose.
I don’t wanna victim blame here or anything, but if you let two zanny gremlins in your car outside of the Dollar Store in Webster, you’re kind of asking to get kidnapped.
I know, I know, it’s not their fault – they have the “disease” that makes you kidnap people and drive them around Dudley and Webster for an hour. Personally, I liked her more as a hippie.
That is your brain on weed.
This is your brain on Diego’s new shit.
He’s seen better days too, although he always had that look that he was capable of going full ratchet at any moment.
Of course these two criminal geniuses elected to do this right after a snowfall, and then trampled through the show, rather than sticking to streets and sidewalks where they couldn’t be tracked like animals.
Anyway, there are tons of charities out there you can donate to if you wanna help people in need. But generally people are “homeless” for a reason, and if they’re asking strangers for money it’s because they’ve burned every other bridge already. So the moral of the story is, don’t try to help the homeless. Most didn’t end up that way on accident, and at least half of them aren’t really homeless to begin with.
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I love that she had underarm hair tattooed there, in case the real thing came is sparse.
Now this, this is exactly what I was talking about. You wouldn’t want her and her bf in your car, but she’s bangable, for sure. Probably $30 if she really needed her fix. Worth the $10 upgrade to raw dawg it.
Boogies and no eyebrows. Lost to the cause.
I wish that happened to me.
I would paint my interior with junkie brains
Eeeew. You guys like to look at boogers on beards? No thanx u.
I need penicillin from having looked at those pictures.
Nice snotcicle!
Only problem I see is these drugs aren’t strong enough and aren’t killing these air thieves fast enough.
Someone put me to work please
Snots running down his nose
Greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes
That’s fuckin’ Shakespeare!
A common slut named Nichole
Had crabs crawl out of her hole
her boyfriend named Jess
was aware of the mess
and now both pigs live on the dole
1st you misspelt snow! You wrote show! 2nd who the fucken hell let’s a stranger in the car . I don’t care if it’s 20 below . Fuck that!!
“misspelt” literary gold , you fucking mutt
Standards.
When did the country become Jewish.
Probably about the same time you started sucking dicks in bathrooms
Looks like she went from herbage to the H.
See…..I told you marijuana was a gateway drug. Now where are those young boys that were gunna rub my legs man?
I think I saw her on the walking dead
That’s a jizz booger, baby!
FISA drops today at 1:00; this will lay additional groundwork for Durham’s criminal investigation.
Tides are turning, Patriots.
#ImpeachmentHearing
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Love it Y. Rage against their machine!
“The People” are in fact raging!!
You want to REALLY see what it looks like to be homeless and hungry, check out beggars in India or Africa. In MA there’s free beds, food, medical care, and twenty other free services available to anyone who shows up with their hand shoved out. Next time someone around here asks you for a dollar, give them the finger and keep moving.
Reminds me of the time I was living in Gotham and these terrorists tried to get in my car. Lemme tell youse it didn’t goes well for the terrorists. Know what I’m sayin
Oh look…a fake me…
Sounds like you
$20? After an hour of phone calls trying to get some? They picked a winna.
Her nose was busted right into the back of her skull. Must be a mouthy bitch
Gravity effects junkies more that the rest us. He nose was the result of a faceplant.
let him in the car to “smoke a cigarette” LMAO yeah ok… aka a drug deal gone bad
Boogity boogity. Haha.