On Sunday I received a phone call from an unidentified individual who wanted this 2018 blog removed. I’ve had so many bloggers come and go that I have no idea who even wrote this blog, nor do I remember it. But apparently they were named the Dorchester Syphilis Swappers, and they were arrested for engaging in gland to gland combat at a MBTA train station. The chick Iyoki Ortiz, had warrants out for Drug violations and Assault & Battery. This guy was contacting me on her behalf and made the case for why it should come down.
Pro tip – if you harass me on a Sunday and want me to do a favor for you, you need to come better prepared than this guy. How do I know she’s changed her life around?
“You don’t have to know. You just have to take it down.”
See, that’s the thing ma’am. You need something from me, not vice versa. You’re not in a position to not answer my questions.
“I can get legal with this.”
That would be awful! I’ve never been sued before!
What evidence was there that this chick, who routinely gets plowed by junkies at the train station, turned her life around?
“I cook for her Mom”
Well then, that settles that.
It should be noted that the blog was written in March of 2018. He told me that she gotten her kids back, but she posted this on Facebook months after the blog was written.
I have no idea what any of that means, but apparently she’s looking for any person on Facebook to adopt or foster her two crotch fruits, presumably so she can get them back. I don’t think she understands how adoption works.
Anyway, the blog is still up because this guy did everything you’re not supposed to do if you want a blog taken down. I’m not a monster. I don’t want a blog about you following you around the rest of your life if you’ve changed and wanna move on with your life. I will take a blog down if the person is genuine, shows contrition, and can convince me that they’ve changed. This guy didn’t do any of that. Instead he threatened to sue, accused me of being racist, and told me that newspapers completely erase all their content every few days. I also need to hear directly from the blog subject, because if you can’t even speak for yourself then you don’t deserve my generosity.
More than anything, don’t blame Turtleboy or anyone else for what you did to end up on the blog. If you ended up on Turtleboy it was a direct result of your own life choices, and if you can’t own up to that then you’re not truly remorseful.
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I think your response to the caller was conveyed in a respectful and mindful approach. Per the 1st amendment blogs like this are allowed to exsists and with that said Turtle Boy does not need to ever need take down any blogs that are written and presented with factual evidence. I commend Turtle Boy for offering to personally take the blog down if the blog subject outreached him within a genuine approach presenting factual evidence that she is trying to turn her life around. Keep doing what your doing! You are far from a “Bad” or “Mean” person in my eyes
“Ma’am, ma’am” lol im dying
Oh god just exterminate all these filthy spics. Horrible. I have more respect for the rats in my yard. At least they strive to accomplish things. Gross, gross people. Build the fucken wall already.
I didn’t listen to the full phoncecall but did the 55 year old man banging ms ortiz finish at least? Would suck to be mid thrust and not have a release. I wonder if mr/ms anonymous could clarify that for us.
So i guess this chick, or guy, or whomever and grammar COUNTS so be sure to learn it before asking. They have never heard of the Digital Millenium Copyright Act.
Fear the brow!!!!!!!
I think I got a side of Delonte West herpes just looking at that thing. Jeezus
I see how this works. The only people deserving of redemption are hot blondes you want to nail.
Leigha’s just as disgusting, vulgar, and judgmental as you are. For someone who had their life ruined by “Unc,” you’d think she wouldn’t join in on the gleeful, ratchet bashing circlejerk, but she’s just as much of an entitled, holier than thou shitheel as you are.
Yeah. So.
But if you’re trying to stir the pot with your ex, this guy nailed it
One Girl, One Cup. This movie sucks 🙁
if ze popped that bra off theys tits would drop down with such force that they would leave a dent in the ground
Her stache is trash
Her stache is way better than mine. Also makes her look much more handsome than me.
Dont take the blog down, shes much more of a peice of shit than I am. you can say all you want about my rat tendencies or the wrinkles in my ninehead. at least im not wearing the donation bin collection made by the salvationista AArmíí
Her stache is way better than mine. Also makes her look much more handsome than me.
Dont take the blog down, shes much more of a peice of shit than I am. you can say all you want about my rat tendencies or the wrinkles in my ninehead. at least im not wearing the donation bin collection made by the salvationista AArmíí..
Well maybe she has turned her life around? And maybe the Dallas Cowboys cheerleading squad will will drop by for a gang bang. It could happen.
Thoughts and prayers for you Norm…..
May all your dreams come true.
PS. take photo’s!
Right there is one of Marty’s constituents. Holy fuck, is that thing..what the fuck is it?
Good job, dude. All you succeeded in doing is drawing more unwanted attention to this unwashed fentalope and overall drain on society.
Better had you said nothing. And pass the eye bleach. Fuck me, she was hard to look at.
The last 30 seconds on Apocalypse Now are stick in my head….
Her mom’s cook called defending her honor?
Do you think it just smells like the hold of a Maryland blue crab boat at the end of a summer day or tastes like it too?
Admire your work Sir. wish you were still around. Just think of all the protests and womans marches youre missing out on. You thought you were busy during the 1893 worlds fair? haaa that was childs play compared to todays age.
Just one question Mr. Mudgett were you jack the ripper as well? By the way, you would be ashamed of what your birth state of New Hampshire has become. And one more thing! Please dont use one of my many aliases on this blog again! You’re one of the og serial killers. The most original and by far the best ever. Surely you can come up with your own witty and or cleaver aliases too write under. I mean I have been here since this was just an actual sports blog.
I can’t believe she got a response! Moving kids around fb like a chess board. She asked how many haha.
I wish someone would take a video of the 280 lb black trans who takes a dump in the lobby at North Station every afternoon.
I’ll bet ze is gorgeous! Ze considers it a beautiful act and just wants to share part of hirself with society.We all need to accept and celebrate this!
My only concern is the people that have turned their lives around and are still listed on this page….: reached out already and was told they will look into it….
Makes it harder to turn your life around when companies can google your name and see an article written about you.
I like this publication and they do break a lot of stories that need to be heard, but people are usually afraid to reach out only because they feel it will make it worse
Unfortunately, you have to be hot to be up for consideration. He’s so angry that his wife Jumbo Jules is a whale and he couldn’t do any better. He thinks showing mercy to attractive women will get him laid.
It’s all about power. He wants you to crawl back to him through shards of glass. “Please, Supreme Being Aidan, I beg of you to show me a crumb of compassion. You were right! I am a terrible person and you’ve helped me change my ways. I foster pit bulls because I am now wholesome!”
If you’re a dude or an ugly chick, you’re SOL. He and his flock of sheep get off on this because it makes them feel important instead of useless drains on society.
There should be a law like “put them out of our misery” Home Rule Petition #666 Spare society from keeping this scum alive.
Yeah… Leave it up. He cooks for her mom, and her mom cooks his seed in her snatch. End of story
Even skanks like this can get dick. If you fuck her, the hepatitis is free.
Hepatitis might be the least of your problems after swapping fluids with this thing…
“I cook for her Mom”….maybe a Walter White wannabe making Blue Sky
I’m an “O’Biden Bama democrat.”
Join us.
Take the blog down, you mayo dripping saltine!
Easy pokawhohaa I drip mayo after eating crackers and thinking about your high cheek bones puckering up while I reach a double climax.
You feel strong? C’mon up to Harvard Sq. Mr. Custardslinger.
Ever do it standin up?
Pshaw!
Lmfao poor officers had to see this skank takin one in the ass
Must be the T’s new Brown Line