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If You Want Trump To Get Reelected Then Vote For Joe Biden Today 

 

Today is Super Tuesday, and the ultimate goal for me is to do whatever it takes to make sure Donald Trump wis reelection in November. As a registered independent who is hardly independent at all, I get to choose which party ballot to take. Since Trump will win the Republican nomination there’s no point in voting. So my goal is to vote for the worst possible candidate for the democrats. Now that Mayor Pete and Amy K are gone that leaves four candidates – Pocahontas, Mini Mike, Sleepy Joe, and Crazy Bernie. I rank their chances against Trump in this order:

  1. Bloomberg
  2. Bernie
  3. Biden
  4. Pocahontas

Most people would put Biden higher but I think you’re underestimating how insanely selfish Bernie voters are. These are losers who want everything for free, and when they don’t get their way they take their ball and go home. If Bernie gets screwed out of the nomination then chaos will occur and they won’t show up to vote for whoever the candidate is. If Bernie wins then all of the other candidate’s supporters will reluctantly vote for a crazed communist. We want the candidate who inspires the least amount of democrats to show up on election day. It’s how Trump won in 2016.

I always said I was gonna vote for Pocahontas because I thought Trump would murder her, but the fact of the matter is she has a 0.0% chance of winning. According to the Vegas lines she has less than a 1% chance of winning in most states. She is a comfortable underdog in Massachusetts, the only state where her odds are greater than 10% at winning. She currently has worse odds at winning than Hillary Clinton, and no that is not a joke. So voting for her is a waste of time, as is voting for Mini Mike since there isn’t a state that is remotely in play for him winning today.

That leaves two geriatric old white men for the party of diversity – Biden and Bernie. Biden has now become the slight favorite because it’s clear that Mayor Pete and Amy K were told they had to drop out and support him, while Pocahontas was likely told to stay in and siphon the crazy vote away from Bernie.

That’s why I’m voting for Joe Biden. I think he has worse chance of being President, and if by some strange act of God a democrat wins he’d be far less dangerous than the Havana Hurricane. He will constantly say ridiculous shit and Trump will have a field day with him. He said this yesterday:

https://twitter.com/iheartmindy/status/1234582637513080832

“You know, the thing.”

There’s so much more where that came from. Joe Biden inspires no one. Bernie inspires many morons. I’m voting for Biden because it’s what’s best for Donald Trump’s chances and encourage you to do the same.

 

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75 Comment(s)
  • Greg
    March 17, 2020 at 6:57 pm

    Just circling back to this post now that Trump has completely fucked up his response to a pandemic and the Dow is back to where it was when Obama left office.

    BIDEN 2020!

  • Grumpy
    March 4, 2020 at 4:52 pm

    I am kinda sick and tired of rich,old fucks running the country,also the fact they all get better retirement and medical.and they get to stay in position for life.oh ya glad Pocahontas is losing

  • Concerned Canadian
    March 4, 2020 at 1:34 pm

    Pop quiz American brothers and sisters:

    What are public schools?
    What is Social Security?
    What are Medicare & Medicaid?
    What are road & highways?
    What are police forces?
    What are fire departments?
    What are public parks?
    What is public transportation?

    Answer:
    Socialist programs citizens have pooled their money into through taxes to pay for the things civilized nations want for the benefit of everyone.

    The amount of diatribe against Bernie Sanders and his rest-of-developed-world-has-socialized-health-care mantra is ridiculous. It’s really hard to sort out the trolls on here who want to stoke the flames of ignorance from the people who just can’t seem to separate the forest from the trees.

    The worst thing about 45 is the way he conducts himself. He is not professional, polite or seemingly educated. He’s such a departure in class, manners and maturity from other presidents. His protectionist policies and America first attitude isn’t all that bad. His environmental opinions and policy, energy policy, appointed positions and including but not limited to anview point on anything anyone accomplished that wasn’t him, is pretty bad though.

    I feel if DJT was a kind, polite and considerate person with more personal emotional development, less name calling and pettiness, he would have more broad support and the left wouldn’t be so scared of another 4.

    • Mind Your Business
      March 4, 2020 at 1:43 pm

      Shut the fuck up Eh

      • Concerned Canadian
        March 4, 2020 at 3:51 pm

        All I read was “Stop Making Sense”

    • Oh Canada
      March 4, 2020 at 2:16 pm

      Seeing as how my father and grandparents emigrated from Ontario to NNY years ago I feel qualified to offer a rebuttal:
      1. Your Trudeau is the spawn of swinging parents. His mom got drilled more than a West Texas oilfield.
      2. Your free health care is so good it takes months to see a doctor hence you hosers come here for health care.
      3. It doesn’t cost 25$ for a plate of spaghetti and meatballs in the U.S.

      • Concerned Canadian
        March 4, 2020 at 3:50 pm

        My rebuttal to you:

        1. Who cares if JT had swinging parents?

        2. It takes minutes to see a doctor. Call and make an appointment for your GP or go to any walk-in-clinic or emergency room if it’s severe.

        3. A $25 spaghetti and meatball entree is pricey, but not unheard of. But that’s Canadian dollars… which are easier to get then American dollars… so it works out fine.

        Try harder next time.

    • TRUMP2020
      March 4, 2020 at 2:35 pm

      Looks like we need concentration camps and ovens at the northern border, too.

      • Concerned Canadian
        March 4, 2020 at 3:55 pm

        Dear Troll,

        I know you actually agree with me and your just acting out by saying horrible things for attention.

    • Canada is the new Haiti
      March 4, 2020 at 6:29 pm

      Maybe you should look at the state of social security. When people are getting pennies back on the dollars they were forced to put into it, it’s a failed program. The leftist idiots want to go give it away to illegal assholes anyway.

      Trudeau is destroying Canada

      • Concerned Canadian
        March 4, 2020 at 7:05 pm

        In reverse order of your grievances:

        Justin Trudeau is doing a fine job.

        The state of social security is such that it lifts 30% of the over 65 population of USA out of poverty.
        It does need some work for sure though.

        Canada is not the new Haiti.

        • Justina Traitordeau
          March 4, 2020 at 10:18 pm

          And when generations X-Y-Z are over 65 who is going to lift them out of poverty? I haven’t received a SS statement since the early 2000s. They don’t even bother sending them out anymore. The last one I remember said for every dollar I contributed I should expect 65 cents in return. Sounds like real healthy socialist program. Take from the young, give to the old. Take from the Americans and give to the illegal aliens.

          I bet if these far left liberals who destroyed the Democratic party actually cared more about Americans and less about invading foreigners they would get more support.

          Healthcare is failing. Go ahead, try to convince me that illegals don’t use fake IDs to go to the E.D. and use it as a PCP when they’re sick or break a bone. They sit at home in pain not getting help right?

          Now excuse me, I have to go complain about Russia collusion while the wacko party literally takes foreigners in illegally into sanctuary cities and gives them driver’s licenses/ tries to convert them into legal citizens so they can vote for my politicians. Wacko Cambridge Ma that gave us the Marathon islamic terrorists just passed a bill so police can’t arrest an illegal alien driving without a license. Makes sense right? Said no one ever…except maybe foreigners who want to destroy our country like yourself

          P.S. go worry about your own country. Traitordeau is a loser

          • Concerned Canadian
            March 5, 2020 at 12:27 am

            In order:

            The hope is that X-Y-Z will have figured that out by then, Boomer.

            Democrats have plenty of support, check the 2016 popular vote. I hope I don’t have to explain in a reply post to you what the electoral college is or gerrymandering.

            Illegals have nothing to do with America’s ridiculous idea of health care and it’s lack of success you speak of. The fact your are using acronyms like PCP is a testament to how little the USA thinks of the health of its people.

            And as far as your rant about Russia, sanctuary cities, illegals and their drivers licenses… you’re too unfocused with anything in that near-scentagraph to warrant a concerted reply.

            Finally, you telling me to worry about my own country is a limited knowledge approach at trying to discredit my opinion. You’ll have to try harder. Have better constructed discussion points and stop name calling too, it’s unbecoming.

  • Harry Balz
    March 4, 2020 at 8:57 am

    I guess the Turtle Riders heard you…

  • Come back to earth
    March 4, 2020 at 12:45 am

    It will be a Jewish country after the election like it is now,nothing changes ask the ptsd heads or Israel’s human shields.

  • Chaz Bono
    March 3, 2020 at 7:00 pm

    Anyone wanna see my new pecker?

    • Sonny
      March 3, 2020 at 7:33 pm

      I’d rather ski into a tree.

  • Ted Bundys VW
    March 3, 2020 at 6:24 pm

    I’d love to give Cher a lobotomy with a rototiller.

  • Kenneth Foley
    bonedawgtuco
    March 3, 2020 at 5:44 pm

    Trump will beat the living fuck out of Biden.
    With the topic Bernie won’t touch.
    Why won’t Bernie go there.
    Is he that much of a pussy ?

    Biden’s, Clinton’s and John Kerry (Heinz step son) fams ++++ other Dem lawmakers and playaz have taken $100mil’$$$ from the Ukraine.
    Russia Russia is smoke.

    If it’s Bernie, Trump will beat him ova the head with . . . .
    Bernie.
    Bernie really is such a pussy.
    So not a fighter.
    Just a total Bullshevic.

    But the main question
    WHY ??
    WHHHYYYYYYY won’t any of the Dem candidates touch the Ukraine thing and watch Biden go up in smoke. Biden has early stage dementia.
    Per local leading expert > Dr bonedawg.

    Who are the Dem puppet masters they all fear ?
    Course Soros is part of it but it can’t be just him.
    Who is the Dem cabal.
    It is a small group of pied pipers.
    Leading the low informed by the nose with the free stuff, climate change, cops are bad, white men ruined the world, sanctuary city bullshit.

    All smoke

  • Senile joe
    March 3, 2020 at 5:41 pm

    If you looked up syphillus if the throat Cher”s picture would be there

  • Israel’s puppet race
    March 3, 2020 at 5:20 pm

    Either way israel still uses Americans, no one said death to Israel so just more Jewish puppets.

  • whatevuh
    whatevuh
    March 3, 2020 at 4:57 pm

    If there is one thing I don’t need from Turtleboy, it’s fucking political advice, spare me, please. This fool actually thinks someone will take his advice?

    • Big fan
      March 3, 2020 at 5:31 pm

      Uncle was on Gerry Callahan’s podcast Thursday and didn’t understand why coronavirus affected the economy, or that Catholics and Protestants are different. Definitely take this man’s advice.

      • Big fan
        March 3, 2020 at 6:00 pm

        Love that this is getting down votes. Folks, it’s on Spotify for free. I’m not making this up.

  • Rich
    Rich
    March 3, 2020 at 3:07 pm

    I say vote for Bernie. He’d maybe win 2 States vs Trump. Maybe 2.

  • Joe Blow
    JoeMomma
    March 3, 2020 at 2:04 pm

    Couldn’t do it…. I could never vote for a commie or a criminal

  • Cher's Meat Wallet
    March 3, 2020 at 1:11 pm

    What a douche nozzle.

  • Wuhan Schnauzer Cutlets
    March 3, 2020 at 12:48 pm

    I support Trump.I do disagree on voting for Sleepy Joe.That is who the left is trying to rally around.They want to get Sanders out of the picture.Even with all the rabid Sanders supporters I feel he has a lesser chance to be elected president.Thats why I am voting for Sanders today but Trump in November.And BTW….Lets hope today is the end of the road for Granny Warren.She is the worst of the worst!!

  • Crispy C
    CrispyC
    March 3, 2020 at 12:32 pm

    Honestly, I think Bernie is the pick here. Trump gets up on a stage with all of them and he will fucking rip them all to shreds but when he gets up there and talks about Bernie being a fucking legitimate Commie … he can’t lose. Easy win.

    Trump is going to roll any of these candidates in Nov. That party is a sad mess, they had 4 years to figure it out and there really wasn’t a good viable candidate among them and they had so many candidates. Now we have a geriatric Commie, a geriatric weird old guy from the Obama admin, and a pandering while female that hates that she isn’t Native American and the media refuses to talk about her mild form of autism. No thanks. Trump 2020.

    • Full Metal Ratchet
      March 3, 2020 at 12:56 pm

      Well said.Agreed.Vote Comrade Sanders today.Trump in November!

  • Hilariously grotesque photo of the day
    March 3, 2020 at 12:07 pm

    If that’s Cher in the photo with Biden, she looks especially hideous. Maybe Biden’s strategy is to pose with the most grotesque creatures his staff can find, so he will look almost normal by comparison. Two senile escapees from the nursing home.

  • TRUMP2020
    March 3, 2020 at 12:02 pm

    This may be an unpopular take, but I’ll be voting for Donald Trump because I’m a republican. But you do you with your left wing extremism.

    • Giulia
      March 3, 2020 at 12:59 pm

      Relax bro. We’re just choosing Trump’s opponent right now. It’s the Primary. In most states, if you’re registered to a party, you can only vote in said party’s primary. But if you’re unenrolled… you may vote in both parties primaries. While it’s not always easy to pull the lever for the other party… choosing the weakest opponent makes it easier for us to win in the end. #MAGA

      • TRUMP2020
        March 3, 2020 at 1:52 pm

        Sorry, I’m not an APE LOVING LIBERAL COCKFAGGOT so I registered as a proud Republican. I support DONALD TRUMP. When he orders the race war, I’ll be ready. You’ll be under your bed with an illegal immigrant spic cock in your liberal ass you fucking faggot. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!!

        • Giulia
          March 3, 2020 at 4:39 pm

          Well, you’re awful sweet. I too am a registered Republican. I live in one of the couple states that you have to be registered to your party in order to vote in the primary or caucus.

      • Charles Manson
        March 3, 2020 at 2:41 pm

        No you may not vote on both ballots as an unenrolled.Must choose 1only.

        • Giulia
          March 3, 2020 at 4:34 pm

          You’re right. I didn’t explain everything properly. I fixed it.

      • Giulia
        March 3, 2020 at 4:29 pm

        ***Correction***
        You may vote in both elections (primary and general) if you’re unenrolled without necessarily voting the same in both. Although in a couple states, you must be registered to a party in order to vote in the primary or caucus and vote for your registered party.

        • TRUMP2020
          March 3, 2020 at 5:54 pm

          YAY, the lib extremist gets it!! Now back to your black muslim transgendered spouse!

          • Giulia
            March 3, 2020 at 9:12 pm

            Lib extremist? What the flying fuck are you talking about dude? Can you read or what? I’m a registered Republican. Just like you. I voted for Trump today. Just like you. I’ve been voting Republican my entire life. I live in one of those states that doesn’t allow unenrolleds to vote in primaries. Yes, I made a small typo in one of my comments, my fault for being in a hurry when I wrote it. I wrote a correction when I realized my mistake. We all make mistakes once in awhile. You seemed to not comprehend the concept of strategic voting. The majority of Americans live in a state that allows unenrolleds to vote for either party they choose. There are many Conservatives that chose to vote for the whom they perceive to be the weakest democrat candidate rather than voting for Trump in the primary. They know that Trump is going to be the nominee. He has no competition. This type of strategic voting happens a lot when the sitting President is popular and going into his 2nd term. The main reason that a large number of Conservatives choose to be unenrolled is for voting in local elections. We all live in these liberal as fuck New England towns that only have liberal politicians and candidates to choose from. But sometimes it’s better to vote for the candidate that will hurt you the least than to not vote for any of them. Yeah, they’re all terrible, but maybe one of them isn’t in favor of some huge gas tax hike for example. That’s all I was trying to say. I didn’t curse you out or anything. I just thought you seemed a little extreme calling the Conservatives that voted for the worst dem in this primary lib extremists. I think grown adults should be able to give their opinions and maybe even disagree without behaving like complete raving lunatic cunt bags. Nothing wrong with being a little bit civil with one another. But that’s just my opinion.

          • TRUMP2020
            March 3, 2020 at 10:48 pm

            I am loyal to Donald Trump and I am loyal to the white race. I know we must secure a future for our white children. Donald Trump will do that. I know we must use race wars and tactics popularized by Lord Hilter to cleanse the nation. Donald Trump will do that. I support the full and complete legalization of rape. Donald Trump will fo that.

            You spoke of voting for another candidate. You are not loyal and Trump should begin extermination of those who are not loyal. Vote Trump or vote no one. Period. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
            MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
            MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
            MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

    • Richyrich
      March 4, 2020 at 11:23 am

      Trump is not even a legit conservative and doesn’t deserve your vote, but you do you with your harebrained politics.

      • Who’s Your Daddy
        March 4, 2020 at 1:47 pm

        Where you been pal?
        Mom shut off the internet after catching you beating off again?

      • Elizibiffwarren
        March 12, 2020 at 6:54 am

        Ok, you’re obviously a Bernie bro faggot. Go get a Kobe to pay for your gender studies degree. Talking about rape. Go duck yourself faggot.

  • Natasha
    March 3, 2020 at 11:44 am

    Hope everyone voted in super Thurs…. Tuesday!

  • Walkaway
    March 3, 2020 at 11:33 am

    My only concern with biden is who his VP will be. Because you know he is not going to finish the job if elected.

    • Snarky Pete
      March 3, 2020 at 5:49 pm

      Biden’s VP?? Its obvious. Jeff Dunham. Biden IS Walter.

  • Spic Tormentor
    March 3, 2020 at 10:53 am

    Everyone I know who supports Bernie is extremely unsuccessful

    • Pogo The Clown
      March 3, 2020 at 1:27 pm

      Do you think Hornet Spray would also be effective against Bernie Bros?Might have to pick up a couple cans!

      • Spic Tormentor
        March 3, 2020 at 6:20 pm

        That wasn’t me. That was someone with a similar name who simply made up a story.

  • Hermey the misfit Elf
    March 3, 2020 at 10:49 am

    Hey, what do you say we both be independent together, huh?

    • Surprised Flapjack
      March 3, 2020 at 11:06 am

      We don’t need any chewing dolls, pal.

      You’ll never fit in.

  • But consider the possible VP choice
    March 3, 2020 at 10:25 am

    Maybe the advice should be to consider who the Dem. candidate’s VP might be. Biden could resign after 30 days or simply drop dead. Hillary, Michelle (or Michael, as some call her/him), or someone even worse — if that’s possible. Really horrible possibilities exist. The establishment Dems. likely push for Biden because they know he won’t be the president after a short period. I’d thus be inclined to vote for Sanders.

  • The one who shall not be named
    March 3, 2020 at 10:14 am

    Hahahahaha TB is not voting for Donald J Trump nor did he in 2016 Do not let the flip flopper TB the fake conservative fool you He is in no way or has he ever been a conservative It’s a ploy to gain points within the conservative community because TB knows that a majority of riders are Conservative so he days he is a conservative now to get you to click on his blogs and donate to his running out of money to pay the mortgage on his 700k house fund and for trips to Disney 4 times a year so he can scope out little boy bums in the small world bathroom
    TB is a flip flopping fake conservative who cant pick what side of the street he wants to sell his ass on today or any other day listening to TB give political advice and who hes voting for is like getting dating advice from the green river killer TB would sell his soul for blue check mark and a single schickel
    That’s why TB is always so bent out of shape he sits in his unfinished basement as to not expose his hole of horrors while he runs the lotion on the skin and masterbats profusely in outrage because his other liberal friends have a blue checkmark and he doesn’t in a world full of blue checkmarks he is a loner and is obsessed with other people’s blue checkmarks why do you think he cried about people with the blue checkmarks several times a week hes not outraged because they are idiots with blue checks next too their name he is outraged because of all the idiotic people on the internet him of all still does not have one what a little pussy turtle boy always crying because he has no blue checkmark next to his name hahahahaha what an inconsistent cry baby

    O well gosh I think I’ll vote for joe biden and just pretend I’m doing it to secure Trumps reelection and pimp it on my blog for a few jew tokens my name is little pussy turtle boy hear me queef

    • Truth
      March 3, 2020 at 10:47 am

      The only period seems to be the one in your bunched up undies.

      • The one who shall not be named
        March 3, 2020 at 11:08 am

        Just like your mommy bada bing ting

        • dowen0895
          Dick Scratcher
          March 3, 2020 at 11:15 am

          Seriously, you need to fuck right off, you daft bint and get shacked up with your fellow lunatic Amanda Sawyer.

    • Ugly and Twisted
      March 4, 2020 at 12:16 pm

      Bristol, is that you? Nice try bitch.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    March 3, 2020 at 10:13 am

    Since when is Gene Simmons a Biden supporter?

    • Hilarious
      March 3, 2020 at 1:03 pm

      Thanks Old Tom.

  • Independent Thinker
    March 3, 2020 at 9:51 am

    The fix is in. Mayor Pete was doing well, but he was told to drop out and to support Biden, and was probably promised the nomination in 2024. Biden won exactly one primary — South Carolina, because the people voted the way they were told to vote.

    Bernie’s supporters are passionate about him. Trump’s supporters are passionate about him. If they end up screwing Bernie, I don’t think his supporters will support the nominee. Furthermore, if Warren drops out, her supporters will probably support Bernie. The others don’t really have a strong following. And the media has totally ignored the campaign of Tulsi Gabbard.

    • Herp scabbed face gabbard aka herp scabbroad
      March 3, 2020 at 10:29 am

      Who cares about Peter bootyfudge or the rest of them! fuck them all. its overly satisfying to see them and the whole demokkkratc party go down in flames. Fuck the crater face too. Well dont actually do that. you might get some crates on your dick after #herpes. Those craters on her face are not from acne! They are craters from all the herp scabs she has picked from her face before pile pounding all that makeup on. Thats what happens when you’re a immoral demokkkratic woman. You let all kinds of dirty dick liberals rest their cocks on your face as if it’s a cock cushion… P.s. crater face is a gun grabber too! Dont let those craters horse teeth and red carmex fool you. She will abolish the 2A right away so you need to hashtag walk away.

      • Independent Thinker
        March 3, 2020 at 10:40 am

        Actually, I’m a Trump supporter. All I am pointing out is the fact that the media seems to be driving the election, based upon who gets the most favorable coverage. Biden lost big in three states. He won just one state. Now they are declaring him to be the front runner and the establishment has cut a deal where two candidates dropped out before Super Tuesday. They should all stay in the race until the convention, but instead, we let two or three small states pick the candidate for us.

        Either way, AOC controls the democrat party, and there will be consequences when Bernie gets screwed out of the nomination.

      • Please...
        March 3, 2020 at 1:28 pm

        Mgtow, fucking go away bro.

  • Citibank
    March 3, 2020 at 9:41 am

    I’m voting for Biden because I can charge you 24% credit card interest, and if you try it you will be prosecuted for usury.

  • randiguy2006
    DOH!
    March 3, 2020 at 9:29 am

    “covfefe”

  • randiguy2006
    LOLz
    March 3, 2020 at 9:20 am

    But TB really doesnt like politics. A least that what he said.

    • Kermit the Frog
      March 3, 2020 at 10:45 am

      Yawn

  • Johny Yuma
    March 3, 2020 at 9:15 am

    I’m voting for Tulsi Gabbard cause she has a decent rack

    • Tulsi
      March 3, 2020 at 9:29 am

      I’m also going to vote for tulsi because I’d like to fuck her…even with her crater face.

      • Lynn beach at low tide where the sewer pipe is seen
        March 3, 2020 at 10:34 am

        If you fuck her your dink is gonna stink like a peice of driftwood that washed up on lynn beach under the shit pipe that’s there.

  • Wames Jood
    March 3, 2020 at 9:02 am

    I am old enough to remember when this blog was fun…

    • Truth
      March 3, 2020 at 11:44 am

      Until frivolous lawsuits are outlawed, this is what we’re stuck with

  • Kim Wescott
    TheCureForHope
    March 3, 2020 at 9:01 am

    I don’t believe an Independent can vote in the primary…..unless you can declare your party at the ballot box.

    • someshithead
      March 3, 2020 at 9:17 am

      Independent? Its called un-enrolled and you choose your ballot.

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