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Indiana Devil Child Helps His Mom Win Walmart Fight With Shampoo Beating And Curb Stomps

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For a long time Ohio has held the claim as the “Florida of the North.” However a new competitor has arisen in the past couple of months in the rust belt, and they are aspiring to claim that throne. The state of course is Indiana. And quite frankly, with this Indianapolis Walmart 2-part video you are about to see, it is hard to argue that the torch hasn’t officially been passed to the Hoosier State. Watch this magnificent 2 on 1 Walmart fight that involves two Indiana women and a six year old Indiana child. It is one of the greatest videos you will ever see.

OK first of all, I freaking LOVE Walmart. It’s like Disney World for poor people. These two places are the epicenters for fat slobs who could easily walk, but are so lazy that they choose to ride around in motorized scooters anyway because they think their fatness is a disability. It’s not every day that you see a woman pop out of her motorized scooter and start a fight in the middle of a public store…..unless you live in Indiana. Let’s go to the play by play.

 

First the blond gets out of her fat-mobile and squares up, as she is clearly sick of all the Walmart smack talk and has reached the point where it’s time to get down to business:

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Then we see one of the most Walmart images you will ever see:

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Sweet baby Jesus.

Then the devil child, who has CLEARLY been in this situation before, starts wacking the blonde with bottle of shampoo.

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Then he squares up to punch her in the face. Because clearly punching a woman in the face while your behemoth of a mother is putting her in a chokehold, is completely normal behavior from a six year old.

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After that it’s just some high quality boxing, while the son cheers on his mother of the year candidate.

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Poor kid. Him and his mom were probably on the way to the art museum or violin practice and were just trying to grab a couple things because Walmart was on the way. Next thing you know he’s helping his Mom beat the shit out of Indiana’s finest.

The first video ends with the devil child’s Mom on top of the blonde, and you assume it’s over. After all, security would have to be there within seconds to break it up right? Oh yea, I forgot we’re in Indiana, where the policy is that the fight isn’t over until one person gets pinned for the count. Then the second video begins and you see exactly why this child is the devil. While the rest of Walmart’s finest implore the kid to stop beating the blonde woman with shampoo, he defiantly stands his ground and yells, “You can’t tell me to stop.”

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Then things get really out of control when he starts stomping on the woman’s face.

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I guarantee that is not the first or last face this kid will stop on. Most normal six year olds would see their mother in a vicious fight and be scared and crying. But not this little antichrist. He’s seen this before and he knows EXACTLY what to do. Beat her with shampoo until you can get a clean head shot. Then curb stomp her face into the cold Walmart floor.

Then after his mother is finally overpowered by the blonde fat-mobiler, we see that her face is somehow covered in shaving cream. Naturally then the kid winds up and hurls an entire bottle at her head while the rest of Walmart’s finest wife-beater clad Hoosiers stand around and watch with delight.

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Hey wife-beater guy, don’t jump in or anything. It’s not like a six year old is violently beating a woman five feet away from you. Better just stand there and watch to be on the safe side. Don’t wanna get hurt or anything.

Savages. Absolute SAVAGES. If you’ve been to a maternity ward at a hospital, you’ve looked into the nursery and seen all these random babies inside. It’s kind of crazy to look at them all and realize that despite the fact that they are all virtually the same thing at birth (a crying crap factory), they will all grow up to be so different. And of course the biggest influence on a kid’s life is their family. Some of us grow up with our parents trying to teach us to do the right thing. Others grow up and learn how to help Mommy win a Walmart fight. And just think. When this kid can’t pass the Indiana state test when he gets to third grade, it will be his teacher’s fault for failing.

Murica.

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25 Comment(s)
  • the.kurgen
    June 10, 2015 at 7:01 am

    isn’t that turtle spurts and his mom? looks just like them.

  • xayxel
    June 9, 2015 at 6:47 pm

    *fighting*

  • xayxel
    June 9, 2015 at 6:47 pm

    This would have been the perfect situation to instigate the use of a ‘chanclaso’ if either of them knew the art of figthing

  • Jafreese
    June 9, 2015 at 7:47 am

    Handifat

  • AJ
    June 9, 2015 at 7:07 am

    That blond whale doesn’t belong in a scooter. How did she get a hand on one of those? Then she gets doesn’t give the right of way to Mayweather, and she ends up getting dropped and beat by a bottle of shampoo. What has the world come to?

  • BobnMic
    June 9, 2015 at 12:38 am

    Oh and COB my friend – if your going to do your tongue assault thing on their respective fart triangles, I mean boxes, I would friendly suggest an oxygen mask as a tool or device because we may have to file a missing persons report on you following that experience. Just sayin.’

  • BobnMic
    June 8, 2015 at 10:12 pm

    Loudspeaker: “Earl – Clean up in isle 9.” Earl: “Ok.” Loudspeaker: “Earl – Are yoga pants supposed to look that bad – we don’t sell those do we?” Earl: “Yes we do Doris.” Loudspeaker: “Earl can we get those back for a refund?” Earl: “Don’t want to go there Doris.”

  • RJ
    June 8, 2015 at 6:43 pm

    Look, we all need to get past how arousing this video is and realize that it isn’t just two large women beating on each other and getting sexily covered in shampoo on a dirty floor. There’s also a child in the video, I think, and that’s sad.

  • peter pan
    June 8, 2015 at 6:32 pm

    And you wonder why Isis hates us

  • Frogshit
    June 8, 2015 at 6:01 pm

    What the fuck…. This has got to be some sort of staged thing. There is no way, even in Indiana, that this shit goes down!

    • Wally
      June 8, 2015 at 8:18 pm

      Indiana does have people that do fight like this, dress like this, act like this, live like this, and they are in these areas close to Indy,
      There is lots of road rage in and around and the interstates
      We are living in the last days so as the bible says,
      Let the Heathen Rage,
      I do have to say that this child does need counseling and his mother should be charged for encouraging him as he minded her and did the wrong thing because his mom told him to
      It appears the black haired woman started it first, They apparently know each other and betcha she followed the blonde in there, her little boy edged on before he even gets in the store too,
      This is so sad, seems like the kid has no future except mouthing off and continuosly wacking people in the head when mom tells him, CPS needs to look in the home situation that this boy is being raised in asap.

  • oneopinion
    hanginpossum
    June 8, 2015 at 5:58 pm

    As a pedestrian the woman with the kid had the right of way. If the one on the scooter kept her road rage in check none of this would have happened. She’s lucky the kid didn’t make a trip over to the tool section before jumping in.

    • GML
      June 9, 2015 at 9:38 am

      As a pedestrian? I really hope you’re being sarcastic because I don’t think road rules apply to fat asses riding on scooter in Walmart….

  • Fitchburgsfinest
    June 8, 2015 at 4:54 pm

    Damn. No video #3? I was just getting my popcorn ready.

    • Frogshit
      June 8, 2015 at 6:02 pm

      Right….

  • Realist
    June 8, 2015 at 4:40 pm

    White Trash clean up aisle 6. That kid already has being an Inmate down at 6.
    The one on Lark is probably on Disability. Both should be charged and the Mother should be charged with Risk of Injury to Minor. That kid needs to taken by the State and some serious counseling required there.

    • Devils Mouthpiece
      June 8, 2015 at 4:56 pm

      I found the fight disturbing, but would agree, the the mothers encouraging the kids involvement was infinitely harder to watch. As TB mentioned, I would be shocked if this was the kids first rodeo.

  • Armchair Lawyer
    June 8, 2015 at 4:37 pm

    There is no way I’d intervene in that brawl between litigation happy rats. They are undoubtedly professional plaintiffs and would sue the crap out of anyone who came within 1 feet of their brawl and even accidentally touched one of them while reeaching for a bottle of shampoo opn the shelf.

    If it was Worcester, each of those babes would have the phone # for the Law Offices (and crooked chiroprater?)of Joseph J.. Cariglia tattooed somewhere on her haunches.

  • Devils Mouthpiece
    June 8, 2015 at 4:26 pm

    Just when you thought you have seen it all. This could be anywhere morons live, so any state in the union.

    Also, another reason to avoid Walmart. I refuse to shop there and avoid big box stores when possible. Prefer to give my $$$ to a local merchant instead.

  • Small Town Internet Lawyer
    June 8, 2015 at 4:15 pm

    If I didn’t know this was Indiana…. I would swear it’s Florida or Las Vegas

    • Wabbitt
      wabbitt
      June 8, 2015 at 8:01 pm

      Definitely reeks of Florida.

  • Spankster
    June 8, 2015 at 4:05 pm

    Amazing how we jump out of the “Fat mobile” and get right into it with the walking tubba . The we encourage the kid to “Hit her in the face. Since its Indiana this whole thing must be Tom Brady’s fault

    • Wabbitt
      wabbitt
      June 8, 2015 at 8:00 pm

      Deflated footballs are the biggest cause of deflated morality in Indiana.

  • WTF
    June 8, 2015 at 4:05 pm

    I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.
    When’s that Mars colony being built?

  • Strata
    June 8, 2015 at 4:00 pm

    The moral decay of the American society continues. Shame on the bystanders (especially the males) that just watched and video taped instead of stepping in and breaking it up. I think your off base criticizing and making sport of the child. Quite sad actually that he is growing up with that parental environment. And the dim wit videotaping really needs to learn to hold his camera sideways.

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