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Internet Lawsuit Of The Day – Braindead Burnout Takes 1 Year and 8 Months To Realize Her Dumb Comments Defending Prenatal Pot Use Is Featured In SSTG’s Blog, Gives Us 24 Hours To Take It Down Or She’s Calling Her Lawyer, Randy, And Seemingly Does Not Understand What Harassment Is

Internet Lawsuit Of The Day – Braindead Burnout Takes 1 Year and 8 Months To Realize Her Dumb Comments Defending Prenatal Pot Use Is Featured In SSTG’s Blog, Gives Us 24 Hours To Take It Down Or She’s Calling Her Lawyer, Randy, And Seemingly Does Not Understand What Harassment Is

 

 

 

 

 

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Uh-oh, fam, looks like we got another lawsuit on our hands!

This time we’ve really done it – we’ve defaced a classy young lady and somehow broken the Geneva Convention – because we are INHUMANE!  Randy Zelin sure sounds like the name of a man who doesn’t fuck around. The blog in question here is one of SSTG’s from nearly two years ago, so it’s perplexing that she is just now giving us 24 hours to take it down, or Randy’s going to tear into us like a half starved pitbull chained up to a stoop in Fall River. But really, you guys, Samantha didn’t write any of those comments, and she has proof.

Well, that clears it up. She’s never owned an android. Except for the whole, “the screenshots make no indication they were sent from an android” bit.

 

Yup, because this broad doesn’t ever post ignorant or ratchet things to the internet. Ever. Must be invasion of the body snatchers – Facebook comments edition.

She seems like a fine young woman, responsible mother, and conscientious citizen of the interwebz for sure.

 

Since Abi ended up out sick with yet another case of the nuclear taco shits today, I was manning the desk this morning, which is unfortunate for Samantha, because unlike Abi, Bristol don’t play that shit, homie. And although I’m not quite certain what prompted Ms. DogFilter Dicksnatcher to message us after her idiocy had been fully featured on the Turtleboy wall of shame for nearly 2 years, I did have my best guess:

 

She never denies the DCF bit. Interesting. Either way, I think this is actually it for us, fam. Randy Zelin is coming for us. It’s been real, while it lasted. I really wish Abi would get her IBS under control already – I just don’t have the people skills that desperate chubby ginger is blessed with.

 

16 Comment(s)
  • Richyrich
    November 18, 2018 at 9:42 am

    None of these ratchets claiming they have a lawyer on speed dial can even afford to pay their electric bill, much less a $5000 retainer

  • HaHa
    November 15, 2018 at 12:05 pm

    24 hours have well passed? Why is this still up? Oh, Maybe it will be up For The Rest Of your Life

  • Zandy Relin
    November 14, 2018 at 8:22 pm

    That blog removal form!!!! It kills me that they actually fill it out every time!!! How stupid can you get!!???

  • JJ@AOL.COM
    JJ@AOL.COM
    November 14, 2018 at 1:11 pm

    BTC. It’s been about 24 hours now. Any word from the plaintiff’ attorney?

    • November 14, 2018 at 1:34 pm

      Nope, although I am still anxiously waiting. What a court tease this one is.

  • whatevuh
    whatevuh
    November 13, 2018 at 5:34 pm

    something tells me she doesn’t have the funds to hire a high profile lawyer from NY just a guess on my part

  • Bob
    November 13, 2018 at 4:50 pm

    The best part, is that Randy Zelin is an actual celebrity attorney. He always goes on Fox News and CNN…I’m sure that he is just waiting to file a lawsuit against a local news organization on behalf of a ratchet idiot. If let’s say that what she is saying, is 100% true and Turtleboy made everything up. What he would make off of the lawsuit would probably let him buy another suit, or pay a week’s worth of rent. I’m sure that he’s driving all the way up here from New York for that.

  • JJ@AOL.COM
    JJ@Aol.com
    November 13, 2018 at 4:27 pm

    Highly doubt some lawyer from ny is going to take a case based of some ratchet’ claims. I also doubt the attorney is even licensed to practice law in Massachusetts if it’s even a real attorney. Lmao I second the Abi comment. That’s one of my favorite things on TB lol. Do these illiterate, retarded, cum guzzling ratchet trash monkeys not understand that anything posted online is not private.

    I think I’m going to make a youtube video of me sniffing a pixie stick and saying its ajax to start the ajax challenge. Let’s see how many morons will actually take the ajax challenge!

  • Captain Trips
    Bill Clinton
    November 13, 2018 at 2:51 pm

    She looks a bit peaked

    I suggest a high protein diet.

    I will administer it free of charge!

  • Dr. Cock
    November 13, 2018 at 2:45 pm

    Samantha needs to get Korin-holed.

  • Crispy C
    CrispyC
    November 13, 2018 at 2:08 pm

    The desk girl and removal form stuff cracks me up every time.

    • Burlando Castile
      November 14, 2018 at 8:23 am

      Crispy Cash!  TBS needs to interview Tommy Sotomayor!

    • Jerry Callo
      November 14, 2018 at 8:26 am

      I’ll take the case! It only took me 6 times to pass the bar. 

  • Hugh-Bo Mont
    November 13, 2018 at 1:40 pm

    I don’t get the whole “android thing”. Maybe she’s just building her DCF defense. Probably another victim of shitty parents and she’s continuing the cycle. How old was she 2 years ago, 16?

  • Randy Zelin
    November 13, 2018 at 1:39 pm

    I’m gellin’ like Magellan, so watch out, you felons.

    • Kim Un Jong
      November 13, 2018 at 3:18 pm

      It’s tellin you ain’t using your melon by callin a stranger felon, Zelin.

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