This is the saga that just won’t end, and by far my favorite feud of all time to date. Josh Abrams is still in jail with no bail. His girlfriend, legendary ratchet “Hot Tow Truck Girl” AKA Danielle Bognanno is an undisclosed dollar amount of donation money richer, and Josh’s narcissistic need to self-righteously plaster himself all over the internet is currently being fed via livestreamed jail call. Like this 34 min rambling threat fest, where he vows revenge on everyone who has talked shit about him, professes his love for Camel Toe Truck Girl, and then drops a glorious revelation on us all:
Josh is currently enjoying cohabitation courtesy of the taxpayers at Nashua St. lockup with an ex-professional hockey player who ran for selectman, lost, and is claiming “retaliation.” Who could that be? Oh, right. Convicted rapist, sore loser, and resident lunatic of Scituate, MA – Billy motherfucking Tibbetts. The Tibbettsnator. Billy the Skid. The babbling moron who shares the distinction and honor of being written about a multitude of times by yours truly along with Abrams.
You know, the guy who gave this glorious concession speech via Facebook live while smoking a joint:
The guy who was arrested for violating his harassment order resulting from the eight billion defamatory videos he made about Scituate Police Chief Mike Stewart. Defamatory videos that included not just one,
But two accusations towards Stewart that came right out of the Script for popular buddy-cop film “Training Day.”
This fucking guy. Oh my God. And Josh refers to both himself and Billy as “freedom fighters.”
They’re not the hoodrat heroes Turtleboy deserves, but they’re the hoodrat heroes Turtleboy needs. I just can’t get over all the good karma we’re getting thrown at us here. It just keeps getting better. I can see why these two would get along. They’re both lifetime losers, career criminals with violent records, and they both hate the cops who keep catching them committing crimes. And considering Billy was ordered held pending a psychological evaluation, this new development strongly suggests, if not proves, that Josh is in PC. Where the crazies and snitches go.
This is a match made in Turtleboy heaven. Watch out guys, I think we’ve finally met our match here:
Oh shit. We might be really fucked this time. These two diabolical geniuses are probably plotting something YUGE in there. I feel like I’ve helped orchestrate a real love connection here, giving these two meatballs something to talk about in the can during rec hour. You’re welcome, fellas. Love, Bristol.
If Josh wants to go out on a tour of vengeance and baseless defamatory statements when he gets out, Tibbetts is definitely his man. After all, he controls the narrative.
Anyway, I’ve washed my hair, gotten together some equipment, a production team and a co-host, and am working on another livestream to go through some of the finer points of my research into these “auditors”. Because, if we’re going to do this, we might as well thrown some lipstick on this pig while we demolish all these scammers and frauds with solid evidence, facts and logical conclusions. Billy the Skid certainly merits another look at this point in the course of all this, because we’re building an audience on YouTube that may not be fully acquainted with his bro-tastic lunacy. And it’s so much fun to do this stuff on YouTube, because I get reactions out of it like this:
Cold, hard facts tend to garner that reaction from unrepentant liars. Stay tuned, not only for the streams, but for the Abrams/Tibbetts Reign of terror, coming soon to a city near you!