Hoodrat Heroes

Introducing The Newest Dynamic Duo – Josh Abrams and Billy Tibbetts: The Men, The Myths, The Cellmates – Coming To Terrorize A City Near You!

This is the saga that just won’t end, and by far my favorite feud of all time to date. Josh Abrams is still in jail with no bail. His girlfriend, legendary ratchet “Hot Tow Truck Girl” AKA Danielle Bognanno is an undisclosed dollar amount of donation money richer, and Josh’s narcissistic need to self-righteously plaster himself all over the internet is currently being fed via livestreamed jail call. Like this 34 min rambling threat fest, where he vows revenge on everyone who has talked shit about him, professes his love for Camel Toe Truck Girl, and then drops a glorious revelation on us all:



Josh is currently enjoying cohabitation courtesy of the taxpayers at Nashua St. lockup with an ex-professional hockey player who ran for selectman, lost, and is claiming “retaliation.” Who could that be? Oh, right. Convicted rapist, sore loser, and resident lunatic of Scituate, MA – Billy motherfucking Tibbetts. The Tibbettsnator. Billy the Skid. The babbling moron who shares the distinction and honor of being written about a multitude of times by yours truly along with Abrams.

You know, the guy who gave this glorious concession speech via Facebook live while smoking a joint:

The guy who was arrested for violating his harassment order resulting from the eight billion defamatory videos he made about Scituate Police Chief Mike Stewart. Defamatory videos that included not just one,


But two accusations towards Stewart that came right out of the Script for popular buddy-cop film “Training Day.”


This fucking guy. Oh my God. And Josh refers to both himself and Billy as “freedom fighters.”


They’re not the hoodrat heroes Turtleboy deserves, but they’re the hoodrat heroes Turtleboy needs. I just can’t get over all the good karma we’re getting thrown at us here.  It just keeps getting better. I can see why these two would get along. They’re both lifetime losers, career criminals with violent records, and they both hate the cops who keep catching them committing crimes. And considering Billy was ordered held pending a psychological evaluation, this new development strongly suggests, if not proves, that Josh is in PC. Where the crazies and snitches go.

This is a match made in Turtleboy heaven. Watch out guys, I think we’ve finally met our match here:


Oh shit. We might be really fucked this time. These two diabolical geniuses are probably plotting something YUGE in there. I feel like I’ve helped orchestrate a real love connection here, giving these two meatballs something to talk about in the can during rec hour. You’re welcome, fellas. Love, Bristol.

If Josh wants to go out on a tour of vengeance and baseless defamatory statements when he gets out, Tibbetts is definitely his man. After all, he controls the narrative.


Anyway, I’ve washed my hair, gotten together some equipment, a production team and a co-host, and am working on another livestream to go through some of the finer points of my research into these “auditors”. Because, if we’re going to do this, we might as well thrown some lipstick on this pig while we demolish all these scammers and frauds with solid evidence, facts and logical conclusions. Billy the Skid certainly merits another look at this point in the course of all this, because we’re building an audience on YouTube that may not be fully acquainted with his bro-tastic lunacy.  And it’s so much fun to do this stuff on YouTube, because I get reactions out of it like this:


Cold, hard facts tend to garner that reaction from unrepentant liars. Stay tuned, not only for the streams, but for the Abrams/Tibbetts Reign of terror, coming soon to a city near you!

27 Comment(s)
  • TheCureForHope
    September 11, 2019 at 8:13 pm

    Billie Tibbet’s concession speech will ensure he wins the next election by a landslide…

    Tell us what you really think of the good people of Scituate, Billie Boy.

    Holy crap.

  • The Truth
    September 11, 2019 at 4:09 am

    You know you’re not doing so well if your claim to fame is making fun of a guy with 10,00 subscribers on youtube. How can this page be making any money? Just being honest.

    • You loser
      September 11, 2019 at 10:54 am

      So Abrams has followers. But they are all losers. bums, criminals and junkies. Like Abrams and his scammer sidekick Danielle Bog-Nanno.
      This is a newspaper that exposes loser scumbags like that.

  • Sir Oscar, Mayor of Turgidshire
    September 10, 2019 at 3:27 am

    I could probably rent her cheerio for a small handful of johnnies, real easy when she’s hurting for a fix.
    Just have to let her gobble them down before the deed is done so the risk of a liquid nervous shitblast is reduced.

  • Silencio Dogood
    September 10, 2019 at 2:32 am

    It’s a love story…

    we know who the bottom is in that relationship, with Billy squinting hard to imagine those breasts as Bristol’s and Josh coyly winking a third brown eye at his celly. lights out and there’s fist pumping action all around, the sound of Josh squealing like an obese pig echoing off the walls that barely contain their ill-gotten, harlequin romance.

  • Berkshire girl
    September 9, 2019 at 11:02 pm

    Camel toe truck girl whines about jealousy? Admittedly her fella is more endowed than I, an actual chick. A slender broad’s plight. Does she motorboat him during junked out and fumbled foreplay? Not envious, however, guessing those man tits is what landed his ass in PC. Or perhaps the snitching?

  • ncfoothillbilly
    September 9, 2019 at 4:01 pm

    These two are done, toast, fin, kaput…

    • Most Are In Denial of Their Reality
      September 9, 2019 at 6:41 pm

      Please, do you even Massachusetts, bro?

      These two will get time served & maybe some probation. Rachel Rollins can’t bear the thought that two of her potential constituents can’t vote D in the next election – and if that fails the judge will just let them walk.

  • Hot Walk to Work Girl
    September 9, 2019 at 3:58 pm

    How close are we to Josh’s Freedom rally when he gets out on bail day? And who wants to bet his calls out of jail are somehow drastically reduced after the jail found out he was broadcasting live to raise money?
    I bet the guards are having a blast watching a YouTube from their posts today.
    As for HTTG, I wonder if she’s in custody today.

  • Burning but happy
    September 9, 2019 at 12:30 pm

    Gold.’ Pure fuckin’ gold.

    Those ratchet jailhouse phone calls this weekend got my ears burning more than my inflamed uti when i pee, but so worth it!

  • Anal Audit. They Need Me
    September 9, 2019 at 12:09 pm

    BILLY: josh I think I know how we can find out where turtleboy is hiding out and crush him.
    Josh: i am down for that i mean you wouldnt have 1st amendment rights without me

    Billy: turtleboy is hiding in your asshole Josh. If I stick my meatgrinder up your ass we could really pummel TurtleboySpirts.
    JOSH: will this help me get bail
    BILLY: yes Josh it will.
    JOSH: well get to pounding but you have to agree to let me videotape this event so that I csn monetize it.
    BILLY: ok Josh I am down with that.

  • CrispyC
    September 9, 2019 at 12:02 pm

    Wow what a turn of events over here in Turtleland.

  • stiff pete
    September 9, 2019 at 11:43 am

    true bromance

  • Grundle Washer
    September 9, 2019 at 10:54 am

    For the love of christ, Bristol. Get a decent camera and some production value this time!

    • Bristol Turtlechick
      September 9, 2019 at 11:12 am

      100% agreed completely. Camera, audio, studio space, shampoo – all in my production budget this week. I promise.

  • Ratchetsaurous Rex
    September 9, 2019 at 10:46 am

    These fucking turds. Get a fucking job! Got time to sit around all day taking jail calls for a pervert and whoever else, just to continue stirring drama…. But can’t be an actual productive member of society, work a job and care for your kid?

    Although, I will say this is extremely hilarious and entertaining. He is calling from jail not just being recorded live but also recorded by the jail haha This is hands down the best saga of the year! “Hey im live anybody wanna say hi?” LOW LIFE LOSAHS

  • 3 Hots and a Cot
    September 9, 2019 at 10:42 am

    The saga will continue with Josh having an upcoming trial. The outcome is not good for Josh at all. Maybe in a few years when he gets out he can continue his harassment campaign against all those that are gainfully employed. What wil the tow truck dame do while he’s away? Inquiring minds want to know

    • Dick Scratcher
      September 9, 2019 at 10:50 am

      She will move on to his pube-stached, cuck-bluck “friends” until she realises that they are all perennial virgins who cannot support her need for Xanny bars.

      She needs a 5 foot 2 inch octogenarian with a property portfolio to really get her juices flowing.

      • Luke Fondleberg
        September 9, 2019 at 4:11 pm

        One whom resides across the pond? 🙂

        Or more Mike Panagakos?

        • Dick Scratcher
          September 10, 2019 at 7:53 am

          I’m 5 foot 9″, you cunt!! 🙂

    • Nashua St Pancakes the best
      September 11, 2019 at 11:09 am

      Danielle Bong-nano is back with the tow truck driver, after she has been giving him blow jobs for giving her free car servicing and towing.
      Also she is spending the scammed bail donations on some of the best coke and meth around.

  • Dr. Ed
    September 9, 2019 at 10:39 am

    “this new development strongly suggests, if not proves, that Josh is in PC.”

    With the national publicity his being there has raised, I think that alone would make PC prudent. It’s a case that’s *already* going to the SJC, you really don’t want anything happening to him, it could cost you your pension….

    Question: Can a jail decide to do a psych evaluation on it’s own initiative, or does it have to wait until it’s told to do one? Because I can’t imagine why they might think it appropriate to do one on him….

  • Finn
    September 9, 2019 at 10:39 am

    Tibblets (spelling stays),

    Button your fucking shirt — no one wants to see that.

    He’s “embarrassed to be from Scituate” — not because he’s recognized as a dirt-bag rapist, but because he wasn’t elected selectman.

    His [lack of] reverence towards women is pretty clear when he moans about “Those old women in there [giving me dirty looks] and giving me lip.”.

    Lip? When a man tells a woman she’s being “lippy” – you can safely bet he’s got a few restraining orders, harassment and rape charges in his closet.

    Get Fucked,

  • Osiris
    September 9, 2019 at 10:38 am

    Hot Tow Truck Girl is pure gold. The potty mouth, coupled with the over-exaggerated facial expressions every other time she says “FUCKIN'” or “TALK SHIT ABOUT ME” never gets old.
    You do have to feel for Josh a bit though….he’ll get out, only to find half of Boston has been dropping their kids off in his lady’s private holes. Enjoy the blown out tube sock, Joshua.

    • Captain Trips
      September 9, 2019 at 10:56 am

      Someone commented they wanted her action on here – I say contact her because once the GoFundMe money is gone (as it probably is already) she’ll be switching to GoFuckMe to fund her drug run. Probably booking em now!

      • Pugs Are Thugs, Boiiii
        September 9, 2019 at 6:35 pm

        What number are you?

  • Dick Scratcher
    September 9, 2019 at 10:27 am

    Just glorious!!

    Captain Man-Boobs and Billy Barking-Mad – truly a crime-committing duo for the ages! 🙂

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