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Ja Fool Spams Me With His Rap Music, Insists His Crotch Fruit Wrote Facebook Post Alleging Racism At Grafton Middle School, Sends Me Paper He Clearly Wrote For Her As Proof

 

The other day we published a blog about a Grafton mother and sperm donor who claimed that their daughter, who writes like a college graduate, wrote this long post about how she’s the victim of racism at Grafton Middle School and asked them to post it on Facebook.

  • indubitably
  • My identity was invalidated
  • the school is too impotent
  • acrimony
  • Teaching apocryphal versions of history is perilous to all students’ minds and gives them false ideas of reality and openly negates the injustice minorities have endured
  • origin of my insecurities
  • I constantly tried to avoid any reason for my peers to suppress me in negative stereotypes
  • Going through life knowing that in the past, present, and future black people in America are oppressed holds authority over myself
  • I have had countless amounts of teachers express to me that my pain wasn’t substantial

Obviously none of those cartoonish things happened, and no one would ever be dumb enough to believe that 13 year old girls use words like that, but their idiotic friends blindly believed it anyway because Jussie Smollett has taught us all nothing.

I pointed out that the baby daddy, Stefan “South Side” Jones, was an aspiring rapper who was arrested in 2013 for shooting a man in front of his children during a botched home invasion, and got caught because he left his cell phone behind which had access to his Facebook page.

Well, Stefan isn’t pleased that we called him out for being a liar and shared the link on his page.

To prove that his daughter actually wrote that he posted a paper she allegedly wrote a few days ago for one of her teachers called, “Why I believe that patriotism is hazardous.”

 

Oh…..I get it now. South side Jones wrote the Facebook post. It all makes sense now. I mean, what kind of parent doesn’t have a copy of their child’s English paper class readily available to post on Facebook just in case someone accuses his daughter of not writing a Facebook post that she clearly didn’t write? I’m sure all of these lines, which fall in line exactly with the sort of things mentioned in the Facebook post, were written by a 13 year old too.

“I deem that participating in patriotism in a defective country will stimulate more negative outcomes.”

“This form of Patriotism instills a feeling of supremacy and power.”

“Jingoism is not only a motivation to aggressiveness and war, but also a cause in declining help and service to other countries due to the intense disdain towards them.”

“This so called unity was really more of an excuse for Islamophobia and racism without having to face consequences.”

“a direct reaction of the internalized jingoism programmed into the brains of Americans.”

“It is extremely vital to remember that America was specifically designed for white people, despite the fact that it’s contentious to some.”

“It is utterly immoral to expect minorities to fight for a country that doesn’t protect them, to care for a country that isn’t kind to them, to be prideful for a country that does not want them.”

“I am assured that the patriotism in the United States incites a further adverse country, advises cockiness and the lust for supremacy among its people, and glamorizes injustice, carrying corrupt expectations towards the groups of people America has wronged the greatest.”

Newsflash Ja Fool – your crotch fruit wasn’t alive for 9/11. She would have no recollection whatsoever of the “internalized jingoism” Americans had programmed into their heads after the terrorist attacks. You obviously do though, which is why you wrote this paper for her. And instead of just letting your kid be a kid you’re brainwashing her with your bullshit, stunting her growth academically by doing her work for her, and dragging her into your pissing matches on Turtleboy.

His friend’s all seemed to agree that the girl wrote it though, and that I was the problematic person here.

 

His Mom and some others accused me of not believing that a child wrote those words, simply because that child is black.

“They assume that because they’re average that you must be too, and even less than if you’re black.”

“He’s surprised that she’s so smart considering her background.”

No morons, it’s not that I don’t believe she wrote it because she’s black. It’s that I don’t believe she wrote it because she’s 13. And 13 year olds do not write like that. Obviously. As for her “background,” she lives in Grafton, and her gang banging daddy luckily wasn’t around to see some of her formative years after being arrested.

After that he messaged me on Facebook and has agreed to come on the live show. It began spamming me with his rap music.

Because he’s really desperate for someone to listen to him. Anyone will do. It’s really artistic stuff though. Mostly him saying the n word, threatening to shoot people, giving the middle finger to the camera, and smoking blunts with his homies. Like this one, with a whopping 290 views.

Totally not a walking cliche. Good thing this man in his late 30’s is so deeply invested in his craft. He’s clearly going places.

Then he sent me a screenshot about how he was allegedly found not guilty for the home invasion, along with a copy of the paper he wrote for his crotch fruit.

Ohhhh, I see now. His phone was planted by…..someone…at the scene of an armed robbery where witnesses said that he shot a man. Does this look like the kind of man who’s dumb enough to leave his cell phone behind during a home invasion?

He had proof that the girl actually wrote the paper though….

Her teacher’s name was on it.

Case closed.

He then said that he could offer more proof, but I’d have to put some money up first to see it.

Case closed.

He did say he’d come on the live show tonight, so click here to subscribe and tune in at 9 to see what he’s got to offer.

 

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74 Comment(s)
  • white guys didn't want her
    November 11, 2020 at 8:21 pm

    her mom couldn’t get a white guy so she settled for an ape instead.

    as for the daughter, she probably gets her brain genes from her father… you know, the guy who left his cell phone behind at the site of one of his violent crimes

  • Truth
    November 8, 2020 at 9:23 pm

    The apes wife is a white prostitute that he pimps out in the Bronx on weekends

  • Bono the shithead from U2
    November 8, 2020 at 9:21 pm

    Such an intelligent race of people

    They could have built the entire United States without any help from the white man

    Ahahahah. Lmbo

  • Shit stain lives matter
    November 8, 2020 at 9:18 pm

    What a fine looking specimen of a chimpanzee he is
    Just marvelous

  • Doris Czajkowski
    Wake me when it’s over
    November 8, 2020 at 7:00 pm

    Such big words. Sounds like plagiarism to me.

  • Edmund Ruffin
    November 7, 2020 at 9:48 pm

    History’s only important lesson: pick your own fuckin’ cotton!

  • Infamous Goat
    November 7, 2020 at 3:45 pm

    Guess what Subway pretending race baiter is from the same town and are mutual friends with this Waste of jizz? . This is what happens when the suburbs create studio gangstas .

  • Cat-5 Chimpout in Conference Room 3
    November 7, 2020 at 1:33 pm

    There’s nothing funnier to us White folk than an Affirmative Action hire tries to keep up with a business conversation in a serious work environment. They move their olive-heads back and forth from speaker to speaker with a baffled look on their shiny face, nod knowingly when others nod, laugh when da white folks duz and wait for a familiar word or phrase that they can grab on to and repeat back to the room (with a few minor tweaks) to childishly try to make it sound like they belong in the meeting and not lazily mopping floors in the cafeteria like they should be . As everyone knows, it’s also common for Mr Linoleum J Banana-Peel, esq to craftily employ awkward, memorized big “White words” in their frequent, futile and clownish attempts to display their brilliance and sophistication to their imaginary peers when they stumble upon an after work get together (which they weren’t invited to) in the local Financial District watering hole. It seems that they also never seem to reach the terminal limit of measurement when it comes to brutal, predatory and cowardly criminality or dazzlingly inappropriate and horridly flashy clothing and high volume conversation (complete with frantic gestures and dick fondling) with complete disregard for propriety and no situational awareness.

  • Furry Parsnip
    November 7, 2020 at 2:39 am

    This is the face of president harris Merica

  • notorious
    November 6, 2020 at 9:44 pm

    Straight Clowns FYI a remember the Subway clown a few months Back guess where he’s from ??? Suckers repeat themselves and the circle is stupid

  • ANGRY GIANT
    November 6, 2020 at 9:41 pm

    What the hell. At one time , black men would be musicians like Jimi Hendrix, John Lee Hooker, Sly Stone, Isaac Hayes, Barry White, Stevie Wonder. Now we got this guy.

  • Jane Goodall
    November 6, 2020 at 5:14 pm

    I AM ISSUING A CATEGORY 5 SILVERBACK ALERT FOR THE ENTIRE COUNTRY THIS WEEKEND.BE AWARE OF YOUR SURROUNDINGS AT ALL TIME AND
    REMEMBER SITUATIONS CAN ESCALATE QUICKLY.

  • XavierParas
    November 6, 2020 at 2:47 pm

    C’mon UNC, no way bonehead Dad wrote this for her – you’re slipping. She either copied and pasted it from Woke America or Mom wrote it. Did the latter possibly go to college at Wheaton!?

  • Devil's advocate
    November 6, 2020 at 1:53 pm

    Even if she did write it, it’s nothing special, she’s just indoctrinated. Oh wow, regurgitation of big words and biased anti-american, everything is racist bs that is still only an opinion, no matter how hard you try to pass it off as fact.

    These people think everyone is out to get them and make their lives hard, but can’t or won’t believe that Philly politicians are crooked and can’t be trusted with counting votes in the Presidential election? Clearly no good at evaluating facksh!

    So he’s encouraging drug use, violence and distrust of police, but white people are hurting black america? Take a look in the mirror for whats holding you back, though that’s not as easy as having imaginary racists to blame.

  • Guy Who Makes Obvious Statements
    November 6, 2020 at 1:17 pm

    Stefan seems to spend a good amount of his awake time under the influence of cannabis.

  • Art Flaherty
    I'M Smaht, not stupid... like people say
    November 6, 2020 at 11:54 am

    I want respect!
    Blacks love using “big” words to demonstrate how smart they are. I knew one Affirmative Action Figure who loved to start each statement with, ” Let me articulate to you!” Always came off as an asswipe.

  • Scarface From West Boylston
    November 6, 2020 at 10:33 am

    I know this guy.Good customer.The dogs name is Scarface BTW.

    • MCG, Fat Felonious Fartbag, Esq.
      November 6, 2020 at 1:18 pm

      Hey, I remember beer nuts!

      I used to love beer nuts.

      Fuck…now I want beer nuts.

      Wtf…

  • Panamanian Petting Zoo
    November 6, 2020 at 10:26 am

    Michelle Lynne of Grafton Ma. grazes her filthy california king comforter for beer nuts.

  • Don Cherry
    November 6, 2020 at 10:19 am

    If that couple moved in next door.I’d move out.

  • Charles Manson
    November 6, 2020 at 10:12 am

    I was right.No one believed me.

  • May 18th was NEVER THE DATE.
    November 6, 2020 at 9:59 am

    Todays Friday and you know what that means!
    Welcome to mandatory masks, pink panties and dildios at all times up da azz day.

    Frack you Massachusetts.

    Its all part of Mr. Parkers 5 point plan that was supposed to last 2 weeks (wink,wink) way back in March to bend the curve.
    More like bend Massachusetts constituents over and over and over.

    • Charlie Parker
      November 6, 2020 at 10:06 am

      Dont forget the 10p.m-6a.m mandatory curfew that starts tonight!

      • Charlie Parker
        November 6, 2020 at 10:09 am

        To clarify…This does not apply to African Americans.

    • dildios at all times up da azz day.
      November 6, 2020 at 12:43 pm

      That’s every day for you!

      • Reading is Fundamental
        November 6, 2020 at 8:14 pm

        Thats all day everyday for you.

    • JJ@AOL.COM
      JJ
      November 6, 2020 at 3:35 pm

      I’m not wearing shit!
      Obergruppenführer Faker can stick a mask over his fist. then he can go and stick his mask covered fist in his ass and fuck his ass right off. Him and that little snappa head marrtayyy pink panties Walsh. They can go maskduhhhbate each other right the fuck off. Better yet they can put their masks over each others Irish potatoes. Then they can both take turns fucking each other in the ass with their mask covered Irish potatos.
      Obergruppenführer Faker can have his groper son join in with them too!
      im sure the pink pantie wearing snappa head would love that.
      Fuck them all!
      They should all be hanging out upside down from a light post in a stock.

  • St. James Davis
    November 6, 2020 at 9:59 am

    All I wanted to do was bring Moe my chimp a Birthday cake.

    • Charla Nash
      November 6, 2020 at 10:03 am

      We know.It wasn’t your fault.

  • King Friday
    November 6, 2020 at 9:55 am

    That rap sounds like it just fell out of my asshole.

  • Long Dong
    November 6, 2020 at 9:48 am

    No way mom or dad could write this. Daughter found woke BS and plagiarized it. I love to gamble but dont think this bet is a good idea. If he wins he wins. If you win he wins. But maybe he recently signed a large rap contract with 4chains. Shelly…. mom and dad must be very proud.

  • Elegant Elliot Offen
    November 6, 2020 at 9:37 am

    His phone was planted at the scene… Riiighht?!?!

  • McDonald’s grease and broken dreams
    November 6, 2020 at 9:31 am

    Michelle’s poor father. “hey everybody this is my mayonnaise bank of a daughter.”

  • Jane Goodall
    November 6, 2020 at 9:17 am

    Big weekend of rioting and looting is upon us.Beware.

  • Kay Fabian
    November 6, 2020 at 8:47 am

    That letter was a total Work (to borrow a wrestling term) No 13 year old kid of any color throws around those words and phrases on their own. I wouldn’t be shocked if 3/4 of kids’ reports and homework was done mostly by their parents. The public school grading system is a joke anyway, when’s the last time you heard of a kid getting a grade less than the equivalent of a C?

  • Ever heard of a Thesaurus?
    November 6, 2020 at 8:46 am

    its pretty easy to write a paper and then go back to each noun and adjective and right click with your mouse and use the thesaurus to put in bigger words. I used to do it all the time on my papers to sound smarter, anyone can do that. The real test would be to sit this child down with a pen and paper and have her write some sort of essay. If she can do it, more power to her, but nothing wrong with using a thesaurus.

  • hartf811
    F*U
    November 6, 2020 at 8:32 am

    Oswald Bates
    Look it up!

    • Oswald Bates
      November 6, 2020 at 3:55 pm

  • MAGA?
    November 6, 2020 at 8:26 am

    How do you guys feel about the fact that your President is flailing?

    Legal challenges in AZ, NV, MI, WI, GA, and PA? Hahahhaha – law and order is about to throat fuck him.

  • I See Dumb People
    I see dumb people
    November 6, 2020 at 8:12 am

    So IF the child did write this high end essay and not plagiarize it. ( she most likely plagiarized the whole thing my guess is each paragraph was just a different snippet from a number of propaganda sites) But IF she actually wrote it, then my guess is dad would be having her write his raps and since he clearly isnt ,there is no way any one of them is intelligent enough to have thrown that buzz word salad together.

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  • Violent thug father
    November 6, 2020 at 6:18 am

    Don’t be surprised if next week she cures cancer and the coronavirus but white people won’t acknowledge it because they be racist

  • Merry Christmas you liberal faggots
    November 6, 2020 at 3:14 am

    r much of the television era of politics, Americans are accustomed to going to bed on election night knowing who the next president will be, but it’s never been that simple.

    There are 78 days between the election and inauguration during which election officials and legislators have to meet four deadlines. This year, those dates are Dec. 8, Dec. 14, Jan. 6 and Jan. 20.

    Dec. 8 is called the “safe harbor” deadline. This is the last day for state governors to choose electors they believe will be accepted by Congress. It’s also an assurance that states’ reported election results will not be challenged.

    Six days later, on Dec. 14, members of the Electoral College meet in their respective states to cast ballots for the next president and vice president.

    • Shut the fuck up...
      November 6, 2020 at 1:24 pm

      …bitch-tits.

  • Observer X
    Westerly
    November 6, 2020 at 1:00 am

    Simple TB: have him bring his daughter on the show and ask her to write a quick 15-minute essay on a mutually-approved topic. Something innocuous: the perils of being a fat slob like MCG, or getting a job instead of getting offended, etc.

    If it’s shown the girl can’t write a lick then we know her parents are frauds. If she really can write, than you congratulate her and wipe some egg off your face.

    Sounds like an honest deal to me. Think it over.

  • Andrew Oberle
    November 5, 2020 at 11:09 pm

    I have a bad feeling about him.

  • June Cleavers' Beaver
    November 5, 2020 at 10:44 pm

    Well HE seems…niiice….

    Unc, you lost me at “…he wrote it for her.”

    All due respect but are you fucking high right now???

  • Boston Irish
    Boston Irish
    November 5, 2020 at 10:26 pm

    A fathers worst nightmare – dad this is my nagger boyfriend

  • Orion
    November 5, 2020 at 9:44 pm

    Hey Jay “Speak” Lane, suck a fat one dude. I mean, really? Dig the sand out of your snatch. “Speaks to huge undertones that I don’t appreciate”? Undertones? You mean that a child wasn’t alive for 9/11, knows next to none of that prose or vocabulary without coaching/brainwashing, and clearly didn’t write that paper? Okay. You’re the one making it racist, you weird motherfucker. I guess all things are pure to those whose minds are pure.

    And Danaah McCallum, “lewd and lascivious”? Read a dictionary, dumbass. You regurgitating words you heard on TV doesn’t make you sound like the smart, grown-up people.

  • Ricardo Cabeza
    November 5, 2020 at 9:34 pm

    Stop burning coal for clout and attention, skanks.

  • North of the Border
    November 5, 2020 at 9:32 pm

    Oh I can’t wait for this guy to explain how his “brilliant” daughter only cuts a 780 composite SAT in 3-4 years.

    “The caaaa…the cat in the haaaaa…fuck it. Imma be a stripper.”

    • Anon
      November 6, 2020 at 1:39 am

      300 more points than you got, faggot

      • ANON^2
        November 6, 2020 at 1:53 pm

        Homophobe! Why do compare people you dislike to gay people?

    • blacks Destroy Everything. They NEVER Build Anything
      November 6, 2020 at 7:57 am

      In 4 years there will be no more SAT test. Liberals have already branded the SAT as a racist test.
      Infact, any educational standards are now considered racist

      Just look at how libturds ruined Bostons best exam school Boston Latin. Now even homework is considered racist and burdensome.

  • al capoon
    November 5, 2020 at 9:23 pm

    UTB you are wrong on this one, this MENSA member could not have put that treatise together. ‘Tis more likely that the daughter did write it.

  • Lindsey Vonn
    November 5, 2020 at 8:31 pm

    Michelle Lynne of Grafton Massachusetts really hates her father.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Bubba Wallace
    November 5, 2020 at 8:28 pm

    I totally believe them. I will lead the parade down Main St. in Grafton in my racing car. All you self-hating whites can slowly march behind me, head down, chanting Black Lives Matter!

  • Shaun King
    November 5, 2020 at 8:13 pm

    He is really dark.

    • Wesley Snipes
      November 5, 2020 at 11:59 pm

      how dare u

    • Al Jolson
      November 6, 2020 at 1:04 pm

      What’s wrong with that?

  • Charla Nash
    November 5, 2020 at 8:11 pm

    He makes me very uneasy.

  • get these ratchets out of G-Town
    November 5, 2020 at 8:09 pm

    This dude can’t afford a beer from Ed at the POP but wants to gamble 5Gs lol

  • Bernie Sanders' Taint
    November 5, 2020 at 7:49 pm

    “A completely White jury said otherwise,”…Muh racism.

    The system is inherently racist…Fuck off and grow up!

  • Fat n Old Facebook Face
    November 5, 2020 at 7:34 pm

    Big black salami for her.

  • Hu Fartted
    Hu Fartted
    November 5, 2020 at 7:31 pm

    Why do you have to post these stories when we’re perfectly happy living our great lives not knowing these low lifes exist.

  • Joe Bloughe
    November 5, 2020 at 7:26 pm

    Lost another one. Mental illness is the only explanation. Sad really.

  • Boston Irish
    Dapper O’Neil
    November 5, 2020 at 6:35 pm

    This blonde hottie with this primate?
    Don’t get it

    • Descovy For Prep
      November 6, 2020 at 12:01 am

      Shes got the virus.

  • G Ber
    CNN
    November 5, 2020 at 6:07 pm

    Grafton 8 grader to get full boat to Harvard, writes a school paper equal to those of Emerson, Thoreau, Plato !!!!! Her Dad says he didn’t do nuttin, forgot to download “find your phone” app, now apparently out cold aisle 3 at Koopmans’s after Stan Jonathan dropped gloves.

  • Mike Barnicle
    November 5, 2020 at 5:41 pm

    A 13 year old wouldn’t plagiarize an article from the internet

    • Jack Straw from Wichita
      Kevin Cullen
      November 5, 2020 at 8:03 pm

      Nailed it Mike. Neither the mom nor the dad wrote that; they’re too stupid. My thought was that she found some woke screed on the Internet and plagiarized it.

      • murdochpatsymcreynolds
        Ron Borges
        November 5, 2020 at 8:36 pm

        There is just no room for plagiarism in society.

        • Dan Shaughnessey
          November 6, 2020 at 1:58 pm

          Classic!

  • WTF America
    November 5, 2020 at 5:29 pm

    Hey kids just think on a brighter note since it looks like we are in fact heading into a Biden/Harris administration all the racist hate crimes and threats will suddenly just stop…..hmmmmm.

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