According to the man himself, Jerrell Sciarra has been expelled from Auburn High School, and his fantastic friends have a lot of things to say about that.
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On Friday we introduced you to Auburn High School student Jerell Sciarra, who was videotaped violently assaulting a much smaller student in the hallways, without giving the other student a chance to defend himself.
Evidently the video was too violent so some naniburger reported it to Youtube and it has been removed. No worries though, we have plenty of copies of the file. Because the Internet is forever Jerell:
Clearly that video depicts a dangerous animal that cannot be in public schools. He looks like he’s 35, his fat ass has its own zip code, and he’s pretty much altogether useless. A suspension is not appropriate. He jumped the kid without any provocation, didn’t give him a chance to defend himself, and then repeatedly punched his head into the cold hard floor. That’s borderline attempted murder. He needs to be in jail, and he simply cannot continue to be in a normal public school.
Well, schools can’t comment on disciplinary issues regarding students for obvious reasons. So the only way we could find out what happened is via unconfirmed stories through the grapevine. And here’s a conversation an Auburn High School student sent us, which seems to indicate that AHS administration did its job:
Once again, not sue if this is true. Didn’t realize you could be expelled that quickly. Though kids had rights and shit these days. But Jerell himself said he’s expelled so that’s what we’re going with for now. And this is great news, because Jerell actually took his public shaming as a badge of honor:
Seriously, even some of the most ratchet welfare boogars we’ve profiled have had the good sense to deactivate their Facebook accounts after being publicly humiliated. Not Jerrell though. His fat ass is keeping it 100!!
And believe it or not Jerell thought what he did was honorable because he was defending his girlfriend’s good name:
Sticking up for your girl? First of all, the fact that this kid has a girlfriend has to give hope to guys everywhere. Any girl who looks at this face and says, “I wanna lose my virginity to that”
Is on the fast track to a promising degree at the Salter School -AKA the Trump University of Worcester.
Secondly, whoever this chick is will almost definitely dump you within the next six months. Because that’s generally how high school relationships work. Whatever anyone said about her isn’t worth getting yourself expelled, because expulsions last forever, and this chick ain’t gonna be around for much longer. A smart person would’ve realized that. But clearly Jerell is not very smart.
Thirdly, you weren’t sticking up for shit. You jumped someone. I don’t care what the kid in the video did or said about the GED love of your life. If you were a real man you would’ve confronted him about it first and challenged him a duel. But instead you attacked him without giving him a chance to fight back. Like a bitch. A big fat bitch.
And in true hoodrat form Jerell told the world that we all need to get our facts straight – 100!!
Here’s a fact Jerell – you beat the shit out of a kid in school and you had some other idiot record it. And Patrick, I get what you’re trying to do because this kid is probably your teammate, but just stop buddy. You’re associating with the worst of the worst, and your spelling is just plain atrocious. Your teachers are probably reading this “write now” and cringing. This kid is not the kind of friend you want to go to bat for. You think Gronk visits Aaron Hernandez in jail? Stop it. You’re embarrassing yourself and your family.
Then the gutterslugs came out to defend their homeboy’s honor:
Uh oh, Turtleboy is going on a diss track!! Sounds serious. VERY serious!! Can’t wait to blog about that one. Especially if this is the cash money crew!
Fun, but too easy.
Our boy Josue is obviously going places too. Well, mostly he’s going to Granite Street:
Yea, if you’ve ever listed the Gerald Creamer Center as a school you’ve attended, that means your real public school sent you there because you were gonna drag down the school’s average on the MCAS. I know they don’t tell you that’s the reason why because they don’t want to hurt your feelings, but it is. You’re an embarrassment and you stand to cost the school federal funding. Just sayin.
Then there’s these winners:
This is Nathan Morrison, the one who claims that anyone who got beef with his bro is fucking with him through the transitive property of equality:
If that’s not keeping it 100 then I don’t know what is. Someone out there is about to murked and doesn’t even know it yet. Clearly that individual has put enough time and effort in, that he’s earned special white boy privilege to use the “n” word in social situations.
Anyway, glad to see the Auburn Public Schools have one less gravy dumpster to deal with. The question is, do we put Jerrell in the Turtleboy Sports graveyard? Or is he not relevant enough?
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