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Jesus Overpriced And Ghetto Karenzilla Turn Mob On Bristol Convenience Store Owner For “Price Gouging” Case Of Bottled Water For $15.99 

 

Meet Helder Vieira from Warren, Rhode Island.

As you can see, this bootleg Jesus is one of the many assholes who hoarded all the toilet paper and artificially drove up demand on the black market. Ironically he posted a video on a community Facebook group “exposing” a convenience store employee for “price gouging” a case of water for $15.99.

His voice sounds like every Jasiel Correia supporter ever.

“I’m calling the depahhtment.”

Which department? Doesn’t matter. Just understand that heads are about to roll.

To be clear, $15.99 for a case of water at a convenience store is not price gouging. This isn’t Walmart or BJ’s, and if you’re buying a case of water from there you should expect it to be much higher than it would be at one of those places because they’re not a gigantic corporation that can afford to undercut. If you bought them one at a time they’d be around $1.50 usually, but if you buy in bulk here they’re only 67 cents a pop. But this asshole is just the latest of many Facebook vigilante heroes who wants to use the commie cold crisis make a name himself by shaming some hardworking dude trying to make a living.

Turns out Helder doesn’t like bills in general, which is why he’s always in small claims and civil court, and has several judgments against him because he couldn’t be bothered to show up to court.

It’s also why his ex-wife had to take him to court to get paternity tested for his crotch fruit and milk some child support out of him too.

So he’s clearly in a position to judge other people.

But instead of mocking this idiot for his stupid post the masses were out with their pitchforks looking for more shit to blame this working class dude for.

Kristen, you should’ve been forced to put on a mask long before coronavirus was a thing.

Others suggested that they call the AG’s office and the newspaper to shame the guy some more, or even assault the man by slapping the phone out of his hand.

I can’t remember the last time I went in a convenience store and the Indian guy behind the register wasn’t talking on a landline phone.

Then there was this queef trying to impress the mob by telling them they should throw a brick through the guy’s window for selling a case of water at an appropriate price.

Hardo!!

The guy who owns the store is probably an immigrant who’s barely getting by. But yea, let’s destroy his business and throw a brick through his window because he’s not charging a price that you find acceptable.

Believe it or not bootleg Jesus’ girlfriend Rebecca Benoit is even worse than he is.

This is what a “grand momma” looks like in Rhode Island.

Everything about this dicknado is awful, starting with the fact that she refers to herself as a “momma” and a “foster momma.” And anyone using the “Stay the fuck home” Facebook filter, or bragging about how they’re #Quaranteam, is a narcissistic, virtue signaling asshole who wants you to know that they’re better than you. Even while filming themselves failing to adhere to social distancing guidelines.

She constantly posts shit like this.

“They can’t and neither can you.”

Actually bitch, I can do whatever the fuck I wanna do because my freedom isn’t dictated by Karen produced memes on Facebook.

People like her are OBSESSED with coronavirus.

Mostly because they’re obsessed with “orange man bad.”

She really stuck it to Trump by blocking him on Facebook, Twitter, AND Instagram.

So when Trump wakes up tomorrow and goes to see what this random skag from Rhode Island thinks of him, he’ll have to use a burner account. She’s that fucking important.

She ironically accused anyone who isn’t buying into the hysteria about shutting the country down indefinitely of not reading The Diary of Ann Frank.

Not realizing that she would be the first person to turn Ann Frank in if the government told her that it was necessary to turn in Jews to protect everyone’s safety and old people from dying, which is literally what the Nazis did.

Couldn’t she just NOT buy the water? Sure, but she’s a God damn superhero who fights to protect people who never asked for her protection in the first place.

Can’t defend themselves from what? The free market? These people who need her protection can’t go to a store down the street because they’re disabled or something, but they can lug a case of water to and from their homes. Yea, that makes sense.

This ghetto Karenzilla actually believes that her “viral” post in a Facebook group is gonna make that Indian dude lower the price he charges for a case of water.

Newsflash – Indian dudes who own convenience stores don’t give a flying fuck about the whims of wypipo. These are people who survived the plague and neighborhood tigers. I assure you they do not care about being Facebook shamed, especially when there’s nothing to be ashamed of. We’re all really impressed with your ability to screenshot a law that your dumb ass clearly misinterpreted though.

This is NOT up for discussion.

I hate anyone who has ever ended a rant with “full stop.” It’s the new “mic drop” for basic white bitches. I mean, just look at what a cuntastic Karen this woman is.

I can’t wait for this bullshit all to end, mostly so that jizzrags like this don’t get to pretend that they’re heroes on Facebook for shaming hardworking business owners and virtue signaling about how heroic they are because they sat on their ass and watched Netflix for two months straight.

 

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45 Comment(s)
  • Floating Flash Frizbone
    April 20, 2020 at 11:56 pm

    Happy 30th Birthday Grandma!!

  • Baby
    April 18, 2020 at 3:43 pm

    Not the momma!!!

    • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
      Luke Fondleberg
      April 21, 2020 at 12:08 am

      One million points to you for the Dinosaurs reference.

  • don
    April 18, 2020 at 12:46 pm

    holy shit people are just plain stupid. I walked into a store yesterday and saw the store only sold single bottles of water for $1.20 each. now multiply that by 24 bottles and that is what you will pay for a case of water. most likely the water was priced for single bottle sell. its finally happened. the world has grown retarded. that guy reminded me of ryan on last man standing. anything to do or say against everything .

  • Sherlock Holmes
    April 18, 2020 at 10:19 am

    What I can deduce from the article and the comments is its ok for businesses to buy from wholesalers and upcharge. Its NOT ok for consumers to resell what they buy retail and upcharge.

  • Tom
    April 18, 2020 at 9:12 am

    I paid $89.99 for a six pack of water today! It’s called supply and demand – TB is right. Plus I’m not poor. If you ARE poor, put a gun in your mouth and KILL YOURSELF!

    • Tom
      April 18, 2020 at 10:08 am

      It was $89.99 for the water. The rusty trombone was free.

  • Silencio Dogood
    April 17, 2020 at 11:31 pm

    in Bristol. that explains a lot right off the bat, with Newport’s in the employee’s menthol portrait, while Helder turns on those around him in a chummed feeding frenzy of “me first.” pinching pennies, people like Helder & Rebecca find it easy to throw stones at glass convenience stores, in these idle days of unemployment.

  • Don Cherry
    April 17, 2020 at 8:16 pm

    I think the one we should be looking into is this Shawn Furlong guy.

    Something tells me he might be blog worthy.

  • juror seven esq.
    April 17, 2020 at 7:25 pm

    So the guy wants a lot of money for his water. Do none of these assholes have faucets in their homes? I grew up drinking tap water. In the summer time my mother would use an empty juice jug fill it with tap water and keep in the ice box. Disclaimer, it was a refrigerator, but my parents grew up in an era when an ice box was just that. Ice water for pennies a gallon!
    All these dumb fucks just proved how fucking dumb they are.
    Okay, now some one post about how they drank water straight from a well. Jesus H Christ people stop taking yourself so seriously.

    • whatevuh
      whatevuh
      April 19, 2020 at 6:55 am

      People actually think the water coming out of their faucets is no good . . . .

  • Judge dread
    April 17, 2020 at 7:21 pm

    The worst thing about this soft martial law lockdown is not only the snitches but how tv commercials say to quote joe Biden “people who are stacking spaghetti sauce” are the front line hero’s and how your a hero for not leaving your house.

    They can all go duck themselves and these permit patty types can kiss my royal Irish ass. The inflated sense of self importance means nothing more than they are trying to march all of us to their own demise cuz you know, Facebook likes and virtue signaling.

    As I’ve said before I hope all these slugrakes get COVAIDS.

  • T
    April 17, 2020 at 7:00 pm

    Same thing is 9.99 on Walmart’s website. Same type of markup I would expect buying any food/drink item from a convenience store.

  • Who Knew
    April 17, 2020 at 5:34 pm

    General Colin Powell runs a convenience store in Rhode Island

  • SJW trash everywhere
    April 17, 2020 at 5:07 pm

    Rebecca is a useless cunt who dates men who like to deny their children so he can save his money for toilet paper and bottled water

  • Bob Barker
    April 17, 2020 at 4:59 pm

    $16 for a case of water is gouging unless it’s Fuji or Evian. A case of water is about $5 at a grocery store. A convenience store would typically have a markup of 25-40% at most which would put the price closer to $6- $8.
    I think the people outing the store owner are absolute trash but the Indian is a complete piece of garbage as well. Fuck all of them.

    • Dash RipRock
      April 17, 2020 at 5:07 pm

      Who are the nitwits buying high priced water? There is no H2O shortage.

  • Lester Champagne
    April 17, 2020 at 3:56 pm

    Their heads look too long and skinny is that a birth defect or a hipster selfie filter.

    ps. Nothing is cheap in a convenience store, nobody buys in bulk at a convenience store.

  • Fast Eddie
    April 17, 2020 at 2:33 pm

    These same idiots wouldn’t think twice about spending 8 bucks for a beer at a bar.

  • Crispy C
    CrispyC
    April 17, 2020 at 2:29 pm

    Not only has this lady reproduced but her offspring have as well. Stupid people have stupid kids. I doubt anyone in that gene pool found an intelligent sperm donor.

    We can only hope their genetics have poor immunity to diseases like COVID-19.

  • whatevuh
    whatevuh
    April 17, 2020 at 2:08 pm

    $15.99/12 = $1.33 you think that’s a lot for a bottle of water? Yikes Please shut the fuck up

    • Snarky Pete
      April 17, 2020 at 2:28 pm

      Its gouging. But its cheaper than going through the TSA checkpoint that is Market Basket.

      • was that a finger
        April 17, 2020 at 3:33 pm

        Seriously, right!

        Put on this mask pull down your underwear, bend over and cough.

    • Mr. Leahy RIP
      April 17, 2020 at 4:01 pm

      It’s a case of 24 dumbass….

      • whatevuh
        whatevuh
        April 17, 2020 at 6:24 pm

        so, it’s .66 per bottle, whats the big fucking deal

    • Linda
      April 18, 2020 at 2:09 pm

      If you pay 9.99 for a pack of 20 cigarettes then you should have no issue paying 15.99 for a pack of 24 waters.

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    April 17, 2020 at 2:08 pm

    Too bad Rebecca Benoit wasn’t related to Chris Benoit and living with him in the summer of 2007

  • George
    April 17, 2020 at 1:36 pm

    Love the store owners shirt. I have seen them but never had the balls to buy and wear one of them.

  • You're Wrong
    April 17, 2020 at 1:19 pm

    $15.99 for a case of water IS price gouging. $1.50 for a bottle is for labor to stock the fridge and electricity to keep it cold. A warm, plastic wrapped case of water isn’t worth more than $5 or $6.

    • Einstein
      April 17, 2020 at 4:09 pm

      $15.99/24 (clearly is a 24 pack in video) is $0.67 a bottle. Your GOD Amazon is charging about the same price. You want wholesale prices, go to wholesale clubs, but be sure to include the price of membership, gas, vehicle costs, your time, etc….Called a CONVENIENCE store for a reason

      • So, Genius
        April 17, 2020 at 4:17 pm

        We can expect Apu to keep the price $15.99 per case AFTER this “pandemic”???? I doubt it

        • Really
          April 17, 2020 at 5:34 pm

          As mentioned in an earlier comment, there is no shortage of water, so if you don’t like the price go somewhere else. I’d be willing to bet that is the price all the time at that convenience store, pandemic or not.

      • whatevuh
        whatevuh
        April 17, 2020 at 7:13 pm

        Or, and I shudder to even think this way, if these losers had a fucking half a brain, they could actually turn on the faucet and get all the water they need, WHAT A CONCEPT !

  • Ughh
    April 17, 2020 at 1:16 pm

    Obama Biden voters at their best.

  • I is, I are turtleshim
    April 17, 2020 at 1:16 pm

    First off
    if hes an immigrant and owns a store hes not hard off you do know they get grants and loans with zero interest huge lines of credit that if they default on then the tax payers pick up the burden and let’s not forget the visas for them and their families among a vast majority of other incentives for non us citizens that us citizens pay for but cant receive
    Second
    did you not just bitch about anither store several weeks ago price gauging people before you deleted that blog because your crazy ex Bristol showed up calling you out yes yes you did and it was not your first time calling out an establishment for price gauging either
    Third
    You have been sitting here for weeks telling everyone what a good turtleshim you are for staying home and doing what your liberal tyrants tell you to do but now because its someone else you can write a blog about for a buck they are the narsasistic ones
    Does your flip flopping hypocrisy narcissism and genuine mental midgitry ever end or are you the one severe special one whos always calling the kettle black
    You have some serious issues little man you’re such an inconsistent cry baby who flip flops more than a dead flounder
    Get it together and DO BETTER your hypocrisy is always showing

    • Punctuation
      April 17, 2020 at 2:35 pm

      Do you know who I am?

      • 2nd Grade Teacher
        April 17, 2020 at 8:07 pm

        Punctuation,
        Clearly he/she/it doesn’t know who you are, that has been proven time and time again. The amazing thing to me is that this simpleton’s spelling is usually pretty good, so he/she/it must know how to use spell check. Go figure…..

    • Look who it is....again
      April 17, 2020 at 5:02 pm

      Shut the fuck up Bristol. You just sit here and wait for new blogs to post when you should be spending time with the kids who didn’t get taken away from your ratchet ass

  • Real new wanted
    April 17, 2020 at 1:09 pm

    In this time of uncertainty the Turtle could use his platform to Contribute serious journalism . The main stream media is overhyping everything and causing public panic . The Turtle could use his intellect and resources to tell people the real truth . I’m fifty and been around enough to realize that the majority of people under thirty five are knuckleheads . Let’s hear some real stories of nurses and doctors in the front line , of police , fire and ambulance folks . Local strip Club dancers and what there up to while the clubs are closed . Facts man , give us facts and touching human interest stories

  • Stuttering Marty W
    April 17, 2020 at 12:49 pm

    Rebecca tttthe MMMMother of allllll Mothers Please SHUT THE F UP !!!!!!! YYYYou stupppid C

  • Jacques Jock
    April 17, 2020 at 12:43 pm

    We are all in town to bang your mom.

    Vive La France!

  • randiguy2006
    And?
    April 17, 2020 at 12:42 pm

    Dude, your content sucks lately.

  • The French Connection
    April 17, 2020 at 12:33 pm

    Lots of Frenchies here on TB lately….. What is up with that?

    Becca Benoit….. Megan Portrais… Chance Champagne… Olivia LeClerc… AJ Paquet… Christian Bourdon… Ann Bouvier…

    A Quebecois said they cleaned up Laval, and did not send us their best….

    • Inspector Clouseau
      April 17, 2020 at 2:05 pm

      Without warning I will attack you…

    • Degen from Laval
      April 17, 2020 at 4:15 pm

      Tabernac! Allez-vous faire un foutre!

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