Don’t worry, they’ll be back together by Friday at the latest. This is what relationship building looks like in Webster.
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Meanwhile in Webster, a turtle rider sent us this video after she witnessed a woman get tossed the ground by her boyfriend in the McDonald’s Parking lot in Webster, and then confronted him:
Just another Wednesday at the Webster McDonald’s.
We don’t know anything about their relationship history, but she mentioned him calling the cops on her and getting a restraining order. So clearly we know they are in fact from Webster, and chances are they made sweet Scorpion Bowl love after meeting at the Wind Tiki a few years back. And as you can see, their love has truly blossomed since then. No big deal, they’ll be back together by next week. Every once in a while lovers get in a physical altercation in the McDonald’s parking lot. In Webster they call that relationship building.
Gotta love how her biggest concern after being tossed to the ground in public in front of her children is that she broke a nail too. Then this guy, whose name is more than likely Randall, turns into a hardo at the end when he realizes he’s about to become Turtleboy famous:
“Don’t fucking film us you stupid cunt.”
Hey, here’s an idea Randall – don’t turn the Webster McDonald’s parking lot into your audition tape for the Maury Povich show, and then maybe people will stop taping. Because generally people only start busting the cameras out when they see something that’s so debaucherous it has to be shared with Turtleboy.
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