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Jizz Muffin Davey Leavitt Tells Ex-Girlfriend That He’s A Hero For Harassing Target Tori Because He’s Standing Up To Big Corporations, She Shares Horror Stories About Living With Him

 

Just when you thought that David Leavitt, the guy who who has made it a habit to publicly shame employees at corporately owned chain stores for not giving him free shit on his blue checkmark Twitter account with 210K followers, couldn’t get any worse, we heard from his ex-girlfriend over the weekend.

It began when the Fall River Reporter shared a link to their coverage of the story.

That’s when his ex-girlfriend Heather Roberts showed up in the comments.

I for one am shocked that this douche canoe is insufferable to live with. I don’t know what’s worse – buying your girlfriend silverware for a gift, or taking it back from her when she dumps you.

In case anyone doubted they dated….

She even texted him after he became a national villain to see what he had to say for himself. And just like I said on the live show, he white knighted by claiming that he was standing up to “big corporations.”

“If I don’t stand up to the big corporations who will?”

Oh fuck off. This is what happens your brains gets scrambled by Pocahontas and Bernie. He honestly believes that by shaming a random person trying to make a living that he’s sticking it to the 1%. In reality he’s just a cheap piece of shit who doesn’t feel like paying for anything because he’s a massive failure and makes the same amount as a high school kid with a summer job.

And for the record, he’s completely wrong about Massachusetts law when it comes to labeled prices.

But we won’t let FACKS get in the way, right Davey?

She wasn’t the only who had a similar experience to Target Tori.

Good news David – Michele Tanzi’s got your back.

At least you’ve got that going for you.

We got a little more coming on David later this week, and I think you’re gonna like it. Stay tuned….

 

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60 Comment(s)
  • New boot goofin'
    January 23, 2020 at 2:55 pm

    Target Tori is low key sexy. Not to be a creepy internet dude but man shes good looking and seems like she doesn’t take BS. Win Win.

  • jobrienxxx176
    Social Media is the Devil
    January 21, 2020 at 8:45 pm

    I am by no means a social media guru but does anybody else think that this cheap-ass self important putz didn’t find a way to create 209,990 twitter followers by running a twitter bot program ? Is that doable ? Is there anyway that this mass of “followers” is legit ? Sounds like a good scrubbing might be in order. And with that many “followers” why is there not a mob out there defending him ?

  • The Blue Check Mark of New Big Tech Social Order
    January 21, 2020 at 7:28 am

    Blue check mark I’m gonna go far
    I’m a man in a dress dancing on the bar
    New Royalty I can have my cruel fun
    Nothing you peasants do can make it undone

    Supporters line up in eager droves
    They all approve when I step on toes
    Stomping on the innocent is my game
    Yet I’m adored and I have no shame

    Got the Blue Check Mark just look and see
    Nobody questions it, they wish they were me.
    They say I stomped one person too far
    Who is this upstart? Get off my bar!
    What the Hell is this Turtle Boy Page?

    So trial by combat is what you seek
    I know a Turtle is slow and weak.
    I meant to zig when I went to zag
    the Turtle pierced me and disrespected by blue flag

    Never mind the Blue Check will save me
    Who are these Riders.. they can not slay me.
    Losing support he looks to the Blue Checked Herd
    His dizzy head filling with Turtle Boy’s Words

    Rage pumps through his veins
    I am Blue Check Marked how dare you, you naive!
    Riders don’t care and now we play are part
    Showing scum like you, for what you are, is are part

    The world now knows who and what you are
    That Blue Check Mark won’t take you far
    You’re an abusive disgusting big mouth lout
    Take your Blue Check Mark and get the F OUT!

  • Silencio Dogood
    January 21, 2020 at 1:19 am

    Don’t tell him that freedom isn’t free, it might blow his mind. ✔

  • Ray Patriarca
    Jerry Nadler's crusty yarmulke
    January 20, 2020 at 10:38 pm

    This cheap fuck truly puts the “J” in Jew.
    He makes Mort on Family Guy seem like Daddy Warbucks.

  • Renfro
    January 20, 2020 at 10:23 pm

    His ex girlfriend is one ugly cunt
    She looks like the doll in the horror movie Chuckie
    Just think she sucked this pathetic jew’s dick

  • Craig Nelson
    January 20, 2020 at 10:17 pm

    I worked with Michele Tanzi before the company fired her
    She has a substance abuse problem
    She also had a mullato half breed baby fathered by a negroe shipping clerk

  • Cheesemo
    January 20, 2020 at 10:13 pm

    This broad is obviously a douchebag
    She moved in with this jew
    A normal person wouldn’t give this shit bag the steam off thier piss

  • brianmorris1976
    Dick Trickle
    January 20, 2020 at 9:56 pm

    The thing that pisses me off tht most about this story is that the Fall River Reporter refers to him as a “journalist”.

  • River rats know low tide Tonya
    January 20, 2020 at 8:34 pm

    Wow that chick in the Santa hat looks like a New Bedford/ Fall River prostitute named *^****Tonya Wilson.****** She is very cheap not only in looks and self esteem but also in price. You can find her walking down Main Street in fall river or on rock street sucking off a big nig behind the dumpster.( those are her favorite!)

  • I give up
    January 20, 2020 at 8:07 pm

    Ok now for the million $ ? I keep reading that he has a bajillion Facebook followers? HTF is this possible? I know that the average American considers Taylor Swift quality music and would rather watch the newest Superhero movie over 1917 but can the masses really be this fucking stupid?

    • Anxiously Awaitingl Death.
      January 20, 2020 at 8:30 pm

      Yes. The average person is just that, average. Remember, there’s nearly 10 billion people on Earth. As George Carlin so eloquently put it, “Just think how stupid the average person is. Then realize half the people are stupider than that.”

  • David The Indian Giver
    January 20, 2020 at 4:34 pm

    Hey Heather, I want all my used rubbers back.. i can use them with another ho.

  • Spic Tormentor
    January 20, 2020 at 4:20 pm

    The only people who return cans are the homeless, junkies and obviously spics. David is one pathetic loser

  • Jewd me down
    January 20, 2020 at 4:06 pm

    Stereotypical Jew lives up to his name! I had an item for sale for $3, he managed to Jew me down to a dollar!

  • Walt Whitman
    January 20, 2020 at 2:58 pm

    “The customer is always right” The chinks would never put that in a fortune cookie

  • Metro West Guy
    m
    January 20, 2020 at 2:49 pm

    If her female friends never pulled her aside to say “you really could do a lot better” then she needs some new friends quickly.

  • Sheryl Crow
    January 20, 2020 at 1:24 pm

    Bet he only uses a half square of toilet paper.

    • capone181
      Lee Ho
      January 20, 2020 at 1:31 pm

      That he steals from a public restroom.

      • Nancy Pelosi's Dried Up Crusty Roast Beef Curtains
        January 20, 2020 at 1:42 pm

        Haha no kidding.Bet he steals rolls all the time.
        Pretty much guarantee it. Bet his ex could chime in.
        What a cheap shallow fuck.

    • Don Lemon
      January 20, 2020 at 2:23 pm

      That’s the truth, I stayed over one night and we had to share the same Handi Wipe

  • Who Flung Cum
    January 20, 2020 at 1:06 pm

    How does Michele keep her floppers from getting stuck in the waist of her stretch pants? Eww

    • Judge dread
      January 20, 2020 at 4:14 pm

      She has that worn out look- Like she spent every weekend for a few years in a Mattapan motel room gang bang.

  • For Shame
    January 20, 2020 at 1:03 pm

    This is really beneath Turtleboy. Turtleboy exists to smoke out corruption (staties) and shame ratchets living off our tax dollars. This is a guy with a job. Would you want stuff your exes thought about you posted publicly? This is really wrong and vicious.

    • Who Flung Cum
      January 20, 2020 at 1:12 pm

      Calm down, tough guy. This creep has a VERIFIED account on Twitter with hundreds of thousand followers. He needs to be stuffed in a locker to ensure no one can be corrupted by his shenanigans.

      Hope you have chest pains tonight For Shame..

    • Hugh Mungous
      January 20, 2020 at 1:34 pm

      Were you born a cunt or did you grow up to be one

    • george costanza
      The angry taint
      January 20, 2020 at 3:21 pm

      Please go fist your ass with cacti, publicly shaming a cashier for not letting him steal a toothbrush isn’t vicious? funny how that pussy never pulls that shit with men. You defending him is all we need to know about you.

    • First Time Caller
      PhilSimmsSucks
      January 20, 2020 at 4:27 pm

      For shame, fuckface, you obviously don’t know what ratchet means. It doesn’t mean unemployed , dumbass.

  • Mitzi
    January 20, 2020 at 12:52 pm

    I am calling bullshit on this. That fag never had a damn girlfriend in his life. He is a pole smoker and not a fan of vaginas.

  • Pete Buttigieg
    January 20, 2020 at 12:48 pm

    TB, please don’t insult jizz muffins. They’re my favorite breakfast food.

  • Hideous Chud #326674
    January 20, 2020 at 12:44 pm

    Heather, if you’re still making bad decisions relationship-wise, call me

  • Diego
    January 20, 2020 at 12:31 pm

    This is why I read TB, to see assholes like this get exposed, and hopefully destroyed in the process. Odds are, someday he’s gonna come across a clerk at the end of their rope, somebody just trying to survive, and they are going to beat the living tar outta him. You can only ” call out” so many people before one of them snaps….

  • Goliath
    January 20, 2020 at 12:29 pm

    Davey makes me lick peanut butter off his nutsack

    • Hugh Mungous
      January 20, 2020 at 6:30 pm

      Holy fucking shit, You are a twisted individual. Good for you

  • Bill Clinton
    January 20, 2020 at 12:23 pm

    I would tit fuck Michelle if she wears a bag over head

    • Hillary Clinton
      January 20, 2020 at 12:40 pm

      Isn’t she WAYYY too old for you, Bill?

      • Where'd She Come From
        January 20, 2020 at 4:40 pm

        It’s the cans Ma’am.

    • Brian Sullivan
      Deputy James Garcia
      January 22, 2020 at 1:55 pm

      That one is a 3 bagger: One for her, one for you and one for any poor slob looking through the window

  • capone181
    Lee Ho
    January 20, 2020 at 12:14 pm

    “””Good news David – Michele Tanzi’s got your back.””””

    Kinda looks like she has a very healthy front.

    • capone181
      Louie Pong
      January 20, 2020 at 1:34 pm

      The only thing bigger than her nose is her chest.

  • TOM STEYER
    January 20, 2020 at 12:10 pm

    CLIMATE CHANGE IS HAVING A DRAMATIC EFFECT ON SO MANY PEOPLES MENTAL HEALTH. THATS WHY ON DAY ONE AS PRESIDENT I WILL DECLARE A FEDERAL CLIMATE EMERGENCY. ITS TIME FOR AN OUTSIDER IN WASHINGTON WHO ISNT AFRAID TO STAND UP TO TRUMP. ITS ON ALL OF US TO MAKE CHANGE. IM TOM STEYER

    • The Shipwreck Lounge
      January 20, 2020 at 12:27 pm

      Tom,please lose the caps.

      • TOM STEYER
        January 20, 2020 at 12:45 pm

        CLIMATE CHANGE IS FORCING US TO USE CAPS TO GET OUR POINT ACROSS BECAUSE NOBODY LISTENS ANYMORE BECAUSE CLIMATE CHANGE IS DAMAGING THEIR ABILITY TO HEAR OR READ OR WRITE. IM TOM STEYER. THATS WHY ON DAY ONE I WILL DECLARE A CLIMATE EMERGENCY AND BAN ALL JOBS AND THEN REASSIGN THEM VIA LOTTERY. EVER WANTED TO BE A CEO EVEN THOUGH YOU DIDNT GRADUATE HIGH SCHOOL WELL NOWS YOUR CHANCE. EVER WANNA SEE JEFF BEZOS CLEAN TOILETS WHERE A GANG OF CONSTRUCTION WORKS JUST TOOK A BUNCH OF BIG SMELLY DUMPS, NOWS OUR CHANCE. THESE ARE MATTERS IMPORTANT TO AMERICANS. IM TOM STEYER. JOB LOTTERY AND MAKING CLIMATE CHANGE ILLEGAL ARE PRIORITIES WASHINGTON DOESNT WANT TO HEAR. I KNOW HOW YO STAND UP TO TRUMP.

        • JJ@AOL.COM
          JJ
          January 20, 2020 at 1:02 pm

          My lord you’re a fucking retard. Do us all a favor and deep throat a 1911! You bitch ass cuck muffin!

          • TOM STEYER
            January 20, 2020 at 1:05 pm

            WHATS A 1911? IM TOM STEYER. IM FIGHTING FOR CHANGE IN WASHINGTON

          • juror seven esq.
            January 20, 2020 at 4:41 pm

            Tom I guess you never signed up to serve and defend your country. So I’ll help you out. See below
            The 1911A1 was the designation of the 1911 pistol sidearm carried by US armed forces since 1924. While the 1911A1 was officially replaced by the 9mm Beretta M9 in the 90s, the 1911A1 remains popular enough that many service members still carry it today.

          • True Reality Speaks
            Mirror Mirror
            January 20, 2020 at 7:22 pm

            You can’t really be this fucking stupid. Or maybe you’re just a Dem?

            He’s mock riffing on that hypocrite leftist douchebag that’s been airing election ads non-stop for months now. He’s getting better and some are pretty funny.

          • TOM STEYER
            January 20, 2020 at 7:28 pm

            CORRECT. I AM DEFENDING THIS COUNTRY ON THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL EVERY DAY FROM CORRUPT POLITICIANS. I ALWAYS FIGHT FOR WHATS RIGHT, THATS WHY ON DAY ONE I WILL DECLARED A CLIMATE EMERGENCY AND BAN ALL GUNS AND REPLACE THEM WITH TRANQUILIZER DARTS. WASHINGTON NEEDS AN OUTSIDER WHO ISNT AFRAID TO STAND UP TRUMP. IM TOM STEYER

      • Blackie
        January 20, 2020 at 9:12 pm

        And his belt sucks too

  • Travis Rearick
    Bernardo Sanderstein
    January 20, 2020 at 11:53 am

    Michelle Tanzi looks like a poorly drawn cartoon character

    • JJ@AOL.COM
      JJ
      January 20, 2020 at 12:58 pm

      Or a Christmas olgar. She looks like the heat misers wife if he were to have one.

    • george costanza
      The angry taint
      January 20, 2020 at 3:24 pm

      I think it’s Shemp Howard’s great grand daughter

  • Hey Douche
    January 20, 2020 at 11:53 am

    He is a scam artist and lazy prick. Go get a real job David and you can purchase things with your own money. What a crying pussy he is. Wait until November, he’ll probably spontaneously combust

  • foleyworld
    Casino Scum
    January 20, 2020 at 11:47 am

    I hate cheap fucks like this here sissy boy. What does this silly fag do for “work” ? I bet he’s a barista or a waitress or some other faggy job like that. Oh I know, I bet he’s an airline stewardess!!!! That’s the gayest job a man can have. I have more respect for the sissy boy at Foxwoods who brings drinks to the gamblers. That is a job that is supposed to be held by a sexy girl.

  • Karl Maldens nose
    January 20, 2020 at 11:43 am

    Michelle Tanzi.Great nose.I like.

    • Dick Plunger
      January 20, 2020 at 11:55 am

      I would still try to go balls deep on her mouth.

  • Michelle Tanzi
    January 20, 2020 at 11:39 am

    Wow,David Lee Roth has really let himself go…

    • Greta Thunberg
      January 20, 2020 at 12:37 pm

      How Dare You!

  • Pocahontas
    January 20, 2020 at 11:36 am

    I’m an Indian.

  • Abe Vigodas Ghost
    January 20, 2020 at 11:26 am

    What a knob gobbler.

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