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JonBenet Scamzy Looking For Reputable Kiddie Modeling Agency In Enfield For 2.5 Year Old Crotch Fruit Because She’s Concerned About Child Trafficking

 

This is Autumn Valentine Mason from Enfield.

The other day she went on a town forum and asked a perfectly normal question – where can I sign my crotch fruit up to be the next Cindy Crawford?

Just to review, she’s worried about child sex trafficking and is actively looking for strangers to take pictures of her underage poon polyp. How old is this kid?

Two and a half. Ya got that? The kid who’s probably still in diapers told Mom they wanna be a supermodel. Perfectly normal thing to get your kid into if you’re word about child trafficking.

For what it’s worth, her poor kid looks like the closest thing they’ve had to a bath is a run through the sprinkler and seems to always be wearing very little on her social media posts.

Newsflash – your semen demon is not here for you to relive your life failures. No kid wants to be a model because it’s probably really boring and awful, and putting your kid through that when they’re too young to tell you no is child abuse. If you get your kid involved in modeling it’s not about them, it’s about you. More importantly, there’s nothing special about your kid or any kid. Almost all of them are cute because they’re 2, but at the end of the day it’s just another helpless being that shits itself and occasionally says funny things. Plus, if she pushes her kid down this road the girl’s gonna end up rebelling and become a teen runaway, much like Autumn did as a 17 year old four years ago.

Meanwhile, the baby daddy’s bio indicates that he is in fact a certified hardo.

No one will ever be impressed if you feel the need to tell the world that you’ll kill someone for your daughters. We all know that we’d go to great lengths to protect our kids. You’re not special, just like your kid ain’t special. If you want your kid to excel at something read them books and teach them how to code.

 

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29 Comment(s)
  • micksmercantile
    Wastefield Bartender
    September 28, 2020 at 9:48 pm

    Yikes…..so much cringe. I agree with another poster. She looks like she may have some special needs. That being said…. If, and it’s a big if, call around to some agencies. If they want money upfront they are not legit. Better idea?? Wait for your daughter to ASK about modeling. For fucks sake….has this broad ever seen Toddlers and Tiaras? For someone concerned about human trafficking, the fact these places are a pedos paradise, flew WAY THE FUCK over her head!

  • Rte2tentresident
    September 22, 2020 at 6:35 pm

    How retarded do you have to be before you can’t be picked on? The mom here definitely is a short bus veteran. She said something dumb on FB and once went missing for a bit (Maybe she ran away!). That’s all the dirt you have on her. Yawn. Meanwhile all of TBs half-retarded fans get to make up stories about how obviously they are all on welfare, are horrible parents and obviously don’t read to the child. Stay angry my friends.

  • Captain Kirk
    September 21, 2020 at 8:38 pm

    Get her off my ship. I want it stubbed down. Bones you’re supposed to analyze this kind of shit and block it from boarding. Rand, my quarters now.

    • UKnowIt
      September 21, 2020 at 8:46 pm

      So is this blog gonna change its name to ‘Somebody said something stupid on Facebook’? This is getting tired. Half of the comments here are Turtleboy. Well let me tell the rest of you something. This lady you are all making fun of is infinitely more fuckable than Turdboi’s wife. The two wenches have one thing in common, they both dig hung, black studs.

  • juror seven esq.
    September 21, 2020 at 8:00 pm

    How about an update on that chick from Vermont and the black guy that went missing? What did she have two or three kids with the Hattian Romeo?

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      September 22, 2020 at 10:06 am

      Baby daddy: “Child support? Haiti here I come!”

  • Captain Trips
    Say No to Nogs
    September 21, 2020 at 6:30 pm

    Good guess by me that she burns the coal. Knew it before I saw Leroy L. Jackson III was the father. They love the less than attractive white fatties.

    Bet 1000$ they live in the shit ass Thompsonville section of Enfield. Any takers?

  • MGTOW TURTLE
    September 21, 2020 at 6:00 pm

    the state will never stop subsidizing children having children. The state banks on young men and men in general getting wahhhmen knocked up. Once the wahhman is knocked up the state then rips the father out of the home often times at gun point. The state then rewards all of the single mommies with grants, food, medical, child care and so on. The state then demonizes the father in court and tacks on child support. In return for collecting child support (DOR aka the state) is handed 3 federal dollars for every dollar they collect from the fathers. So if you’re having to pay 150 a week in cunt tax. the state is then awarded 300 for the 150 they collected (blackmaild) from you.

    Single mothers are often promised cash benefits from the state along with child support monies for kicking out the fathers. What the state fails to tell the single mommies is for every red cent they pay out in cash benefits the state takes that from the fathers and puts it back in their pockets. Basically they rob the tax payers of money to pay out cash benefits, they then take the cash support they promise these wahhman and put it in their pockets while also collecting federal money. Child support and family courts are nothing more than a state sanctioned criminal racket. It’s going to be funny how this all plays out when the gays start entering into family court! How will they decide who’s the bitch when both men appear as so, how will they decide who’s the man when two cunts appear?

    This again is why I tell you men to stop dick thinking. 2 minutes of being in a wet hole that 100s of other men have been in is not worth 18 years of misery. If you’re married it’s not worth half your wealth either. I’ve seen so many men get all defensive because they are married. They think it will never happen to them because “she loves me, wahh” she does not love you. She only loves what you can provide and do for her. These wahhman especially married ones have plenty of other men on the back dial. I know this personally as many married wahhmen often tell me ” what he does not know cant hurt him. I’ll just say you’re a work friend or old college friend) however I when not a shit bag so you have no reason to worry with me but let’s be real. There are not very many honorable men in this world. Wahhman offer nothing but a loud hole, a wet hole (if that) and a dry hole (unless you use some spit) but often times the only hole they offer is the loudest hole. Either way they all smell really bad. So again, I ask, why would you marry something who has a hole that hangs down like a wizard’s sleeve?
    Stop dick thinking and work your ass off so you can have a wonderful life. Stop being codependent on company of wahhmen and find solace in your own.
    Get out there and travel or find a hobby learn a skill. Do something to improve you. Dont do anything that benefits wahhman because at the end of the day you’re nothing more than a tool for them. I’ve seen so many men say o shes not like that, that wont happen to me. Come to find out it does. If it can happen to Dr,Dre who was worth over 1 Billion than it can happen to anyone. Just ask the millions of other men.

    Too many weak men and white knights. Dont be one of those pussies.

    • al capoon
      September 22, 2020 at 12:20 am

      Hey MDCOW, Jeezuz K Reist, what a long winded fukkin’ BLOWHARD you are. I suggest you have your doc adjust your meds. Best Regards, Al

    • george costanza
      The angry taint
      September 22, 2020 at 9:30 am

      um wouldn’t it be $450? 3 to 1 ratio, also you need to readjust your tin foil hat.

  • Nadia Yenraek
    Nadia Yenraek
    September 21, 2020 at 5:58 pm

    Great scoop there, turtletwat. Shaming someone because she thinks her kid could be a model and doesn’t want to get scammed.

  • North of the Border
    September 21, 2020 at 5:55 pm

    Hey mom! Wanna do right by your kid? Read to them. Engage their minds. Develop them mentally.

    You know, all that shit you never got, with the expected results. Last thing you want to be doing is dishing out more potential pedobait.

  • Banana cake
    September 21, 2020 at 5:36 pm

    I hope the crazy father doesn’t go and take revenge against UNC. If he does, I might have to bring Unc’s wife my famous “grieving window banana bread.” The best part is the second course, a big ol slab of weensteak.

    • MGTOW TURTLE
      September 21, 2020 at 6:09 pm

      O stop it, everyone here knows you stole that banana cake from your nambla meeting. Only a diddle bug like you would steal a free cake. We also know you dont know how to spell banana with out gwen stefani’s help. Now off you fuck you chicken hawk holla back boi

  • What's the point?
    September 21, 2020 at 2:45 pm

    This story is petty AF and creepy too. There are legit modeling agencies for kids. I have a neighbor whose kid was in an educational ad campaign and it helped contribute to the kid’s college fund. Why does this website feel the need to publish all these pictures of this woman and her kid? That’s creepy.

    • The Point
      September 21, 2020 at 4:17 pm

      The point is in the obvious follow up question: How does social services funding fit in to this scene, where an unmarried couple has now produced three daughters?

      Please bear in mind that the average number of children per family now is 1.93. Given that taxpaying breeders are financially constrained from having children, and social services consuming families are enabled to have children, again, ask, “how does social services funding fit in to this scene”?

  • Michael Skakel
    September 21, 2020 at 2:22 pm

    Until the state stops subsidizing kids having kids this lunacy won’t stop! When ppl who were raised with shitty parents have kids this is what you get. It’s like compound interest for ratchets

  • Singapore Sling
    September 21, 2020 at 1:53 pm

    I’ll sling her so bad with rattan she won’t sit right for a week. God I wish she was in Singapore.

  • Sum Ding Wong
    September 21, 2020 at 1:48 pm

    When your daughter is with a guy with a name like Johmar, things are probably not going to come up roses.

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    September 21, 2020 at 1:13 pm

    “I will kill for my daughters”

    He just wont take care of them or support them financially

  • ChrisInShrewsbury
    ChrisInShrewsbury
    September 21, 2020 at 1:04 pm

    Casual Observations:

    1) There are a ton of agencies ready to fleece people like this. I say let it be, it’s good for the economy.
    2) There are a ton of parents who think their kid is special. They are right, but for the wrong reasons.
    3) Nobody wants a Puerto Rican baby model. It’s simply a numbers game. Unless the kid is pimping Low Riders or Wife Beating Tee shirts, there’s no marketing value.

  • MGTOW TURTLE
    September 21, 2020 at 12:57 pm

    Its a fat ugly white chick.did you all really expect the father to be white?
    These poor kids are not kids in these peoples minds. They are an accessory like the big hoop earrings that whamalo rests her legs on when taquandra comes over.

    #Shitsgottostop

  • HOLY FUCKING SHIT
    September 21, 2020 at 12:31 pm

    Why is it that the fucking stupidest queries are ALWAYS ASKED BY THE FATTEST, UGLIEST, SLIMIEST, SKANKS ON EARTH??? CMON MASSTATWOSHITTS STOP BREEDING THESE 2 TON HEIFERS FOR DAMN SAKES!!! IT APPEARS ALL THE DECENT LOOKING CUNT FROM MASS. HAVE LEFT THE STATE!!! DAMN THIS FLEABAG IS HOMELY AS 100 GALLONS OF DIARREAH IN A 20 GALLON DRUM!!!
    WOW TOO FUNNY!!! LMFAO
    POOR FUCKING KID HAS “0” CHANCE

    I MIGHTA KNOWN THE SPERM DONOR WAS A NIGGLET TO BOOT!!! TOO FUNNY

    • Done with this shit
      September 21, 2020 at 2:52 pm

      Although Massachusetts would love to take the credit, there is no Enfield here. What’s too funny is you didn’t actually read her post. Maybe that two ton heifer is from your state?

      • HOLY FUCKING SHIT
        September 21, 2020 at 7:06 pm

        Yeah I actually did read this beached whale’s post. I just didn’t realize enfield was in CT. or RI. My bad! I still stand by my comment. Unfortunately, we here in Maine have an overabundance of 2 legged WATERBEEFALO and we are working tirelessly to EXPORT our’s to massachusetts! Fuck you very much!!!

        • Snowflake Hunter
          September 22, 2020 at 3:38 pm

          Hahahaha Best post this week by far!

  • Boston Irish
    Mumbles Menino
    September 21, 2020 at 12:31 pm

    What a fuckin disgrace fat fuck fog face pig

  • Osiris
    September 21, 2020 at 12:08 pm

    Mom looks like a fucking Teletubbie.
    The purple one.

  • Dr. Nofucks to Give
    September 21, 2020 at 11:53 am

    The kids have no chance at life, none at all. I actually feel bad for her, mostly because she has no clue how to be a parent, and it’s obvious she’s made poor life choices.

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