Josh Abrams Started A Fight in Jail With Billy Tibbetts And Got Beaten Up Like Hot Tow Truck Girl’s Funbox When She Needs A Fix


Reader Email: Josh Abrams and Billy Tibbetts fought Thursday. Abrams cut Tibbetts’ nose then Tibbetts pulled Abrams’ shirt over his own head and went to town on him. I work for the department. Figured you guys would find this pretty hilarious considering all the stories written on the two and they end up fighting, it writes itself.

Yes, this story does indeed write itself. It’s quite possibly the greatest thing I’ve ever heard. And if I were to root for either of these parties it would definitely by Billy Tibbetts. Sure, Billy is a complete waste of space and a dick cheese extraordinaire. He’s victimized the police chief’s family in town, and he’s completely out of control.

But at the same time, Billy Tibbetts amuses me, albeit unintentionally. Josh isn’t amusing at all. Josh is satan. Josh harasses drunken schizo homeless women with no teeth and “audits” them. Josh robs people and has a long and violent criminal record. Josh is so repulsive that both the police and Antifa turned on him at the same rally. Josh is a little dicked, big tittied maggot who talks a big game about auditing the police but runs to the cops the moment he feels threatened.

We did indeed confirm that this story is legit, and obviously they’re not going to release a story about it, since outside of Turtleboy nobody is talking about either of these oxygen thieves. But for turtle riders who have been following the path of destruction these two have left behind, this is pure gold. They deserve each other and I couldn’t be happier that they’re locked up in the same jail. Josh Abrams has probably never been in a fight his entire life. Billy Tibbetts has spent his entire life fighting people. He’s Happy Gilmore with an Instagram account. The fact that Josh would pick a fight with him, and then get beaten like (insert sportball athlete Billy Tibbetts beat up here) just made my weekend. Pulling your own shirt over your head and then beating you is Billy’s specialty after all.




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42 Comment(s)
  • Free Tibbs
    September 22, 2019 at 6:56 pm

    Billy Tibbetts was released from jail on Thursday and got arrested again on Saturday for possession of coke

  • Audit this, you fahk.
    September 18, 2019 at 3:48 am

    Thank you, Billy.
    Fuck you, Josh.

  • Hairy Clam Chowda
    September 17, 2019 at 1:47 pm

    Josh will start saying he kicked Tibbetts ass u wait and see. we need the video.

  • Titsmacked
    September 16, 2019 at 6:42 pm

    Shirt over the head then rapid gut punches is classic hockey fighting. Respect. Hockey team was top of the heap back in the day when I went to Brockton high. Even the golden gloves dudes didn’t want to scrap with them because if the boxer got taken of their feet they were useless and hockey guys couldn’t waite to throw someone to the ground. This was slaughter rule though, Abrams isn’t even as tough as a chic from Brockton and Tibbets is a roid beast. Still glad he did it. It needed to be done.

    • Rog
      October 5, 2019 at 9:48 pm

      And yes you are correct. That’s exactly what he said. Josh said he did a fake Kik tibbetts went down. Josh gave him a 1 2 to the face split his nose. One of the guards came in they had to pull Josh off of tibbetts. Josh went to the hole tibbetts to the nurse. Josh says he even has report. That says Josh got the better of tibbetts.

  • FOI
    September 16, 2019 at 12:37 pm

    TB, more than likely, this incident was caught on several video cameras. A FOI request and you should be able to get the video. Granted the DOC will stall, but they can’t stop you from getting it.

  • Monsterrod Von Hugenstein
    September 16, 2019 at 11:37 am

    I need to pay his ex-old lady a visit while he’s getting his brown eye audited on the daily.

    • Boaty Macboatface
      September 16, 2019 at 11:57 am

      Yeah, one piece of advice. Don’t put Mr Winky anywhere near THAT twinky

      • Donovan McFuck
        September 16, 2019 at 12:07 pm

        Don’t get between a dog and his meat, bruh. I need to scratch the “gypsy hoodrat with a twist of megan markle” nut off my fuck-it list.

  • capone181
    Lee Ho
    September 16, 2019 at 10:53 am

    If I was warden, I put them in same cell.

    • capone181
      Lee Ho
      September 16, 2019 at 10:54 am

      I feed the fried lice, every day.

  • Mom’s Basement
    September 16, 2019 at 10:44 am

    If you find out that they’re all made up and friends now use the Ed Norton/Meatloaf hug picture from Fight Club.

  • Cheddah
    September 16, 2019 at 9:46 am

    My Monday morning just got a whole lot better.. Props to the CO that leaked this great news story!

    • Dr. Ed
      September 16, 2019 at 10:31 am

      It gives grounds for some leftist lawyer to demand his release on some grounds like “he was targeted because of his views” and Rollins wont object. So he’ll be out. 🙁

      Then they’ll try to lynch the CO whom they claim should have prevented this, even if he couldn’t have.

      So, no, this was not good news….

  • Turtz McGurtz
    September 16, 2019 at 9:34 am

    What is mean by “auditing”? I thought that was a Scientology thing.

    • CPA
      September 16, 2019 at 9:53 am

      I thought it was an accounting thing

  • Billys Booster Club
    September 16, 2019 at 8:55 am

    Unpopular opinion: Billy Tibbs is hilarious

  • Hopedale Blue Raider
    September 16, 2019 at 8:36 am

    Can we add time onto the 30 days for poor behavior? Good to see him get tuned like a piano

  • J. Kurz
    September 16, 2019 at 7:54 am

    This is a story about a fight between 2 people at some country ass jail. Hope he can rip a ffuuuckkkkkin bbuuuuuut.

    • Dr Fraud
      September 16, 2019 at 7:57 am

      Your inside joke seems more like a cry for help. What the fuck do you keep rambling about? Does Josh blow you?

  • Boaty Macboatface
    September 16, 2019 at 7:02 am

    I’m sure the correction officers were very concerned about this beat down. I mean it’s not like they weren’t auditing jails, and calling CO’s derogatory names. Yeah Josh, they’ll get right on that. Meh,I don’t answer questions….and that’s why I stopped you today

  • Garcia Vega
    September 16, 2019 at 6:45 am

    Chalk up another win for the Turtle riders! Best news I’ve heard all weekend!

  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    September 16, 2019 at 2:56 am

    Did Josh make a citizen’s arrest for assault?

    Did he scream and cry on camera that it was a felony with a minimum sentence of a year?

    Did he read Billy his Miranda rights and then call his arch enemies, the cops, who he then abused and called “pigs”?

    This is just the most glorious fucking story!!

  • Silencio Dogood
    September 16, 2019 at 2:47 am

    It’d be like punching the Pillsbury Dough Boy, but hopefully Tibbetts found some bone behind Abrams soggy anatomy.

  • Furious Styles
    September 16, 2019 at 1:50 am

    This is fucking great!! Billy Fucking Tibbetts is a hero!!

    Can you imagine what that looked like???

    Tibbetts is a tough prick and Josh, is well, a fat pussy. The comedy show of hearing his high-pitched screams for help, seeing those gigantic man tits flapping away as Tibbetts pounds away at him.

    I truly hope Billy took a squeeze just to add insult to injury not to mention being able to say he grabbed a legit titty while locked up!

    Apparently Billy won’t be going on Josh’s live show like he said but he will be smashing that trash bag Danielle when he gets out!

    Thank you Billy!

  • Hi Danielle
    September 16, 2019 at 1:11 am

    Down votes all courtesy of slut tow truck girl.

  • Danielles movin On
    September 16, 2019 at 1:04 am

    The real shame here is that no one audited this beat down.
    Turtleboy could have run the replays of josh in the fetal position for years.

  • ncfoothillbilly
    September 16, 2019 at 12:05 am

    I trust the milk was mopped off the floor after Joshs lactating titties leaked everywhere. Smart criminals would utilize that lactose to make a milk stout in jail. Pruno, bitchezzz!

  • Let’s All Chip In For Billy’s Canteen
    September 15, 2019 at 10:58 pm

    Well done Billy. Josh has been beat up his entire life. I don’t understand what makes him think he can fight now.

  • Luke Fondleberg
    September 15, 2019 at 10:47 pm

    “I have a strong headache when I go to sleep, and when I wake up.”

    -Floyd Wetherton

    • Friend of Josh the Wanker
      September 15, 2019 at 10:55 pm

      Since Danielle Bognanno has been making thousands of $$ in his name and blowing it (pun intended), Josh cannot even concentrate on a good walk any more. What horror. Poor guy. LOL

      • Previously Josh's best mate
        September 15, 2019 at 10:59 pm

        Since Danielle Bognanno has been making thousands of $$ in his name and blowing it (pun intended), Josh cannot even concentrate on a good WANK any more. What horror. Poor guy. LOL
        here is wishing you a good jerk off tonight, Josh. Hope Tibbetts did not damage your nuts too much, you faggot.

  • Daniel Sullivan
    Sprinkle Pig
    September 15, 2019 at 10:47 pm

    I need the video of this!!!! I need it so bad. Is there anyway this can be done? Someone has to know someone to get this video. PLEASE!!!!!! Josh is the biggest bitch around with the greatest utters outside of a cow. Someone make this HAPPEN!

    • Careful of Josh's tits
      September 15, 2019 at 11:11 pm

      Don’t worry. It will happen again. A lot of people want to pummel faggot Josh Abrams. Me included. It is worth getting a few weeks in the hole. I mean no blood, or obvious bruises. But a lot of lasting pain and embarrassment for the big titted kweer phony.

  • george costanza
    The angry taint
    September 15, 2019 at 10:33 pm

    The price is wrong joshie! I’m dying, karma is working o.t. If karma starts a GFM I’m in…lol

  • DicknVulva
    September 15, 2019 at 10:28 pm

    I’d give my left nut to have seen that fight. Josh with his C cup bitch tits flopping around while Tibbetts pummels his ugly mug. Please let Abrams face be black and blue all over when he goes to court.

    • Big titted fighter dont fuck with me
      September 15, 2019 at 10:51 pm

      Please don’t make fun of manboobs. The majority of men have them due to all the hormones and antibiotics that are put into chicken and other meat.

      • ncfoothillbilly
        September 16, 2019 at 12:09 am

        Yeah…thats why some of us grow our own food.

  • SG
    September 15, 2019 at 10:25 pm

    Oh man, it just keeps getting better and better!

  • Klancy
    September 15, 2019 at 10:20 pm

    Where do we send the wedding presents?
    This made my day. If Josh is stable enough for court this week, I’m putting on the Manolos and going just to see a black eye or two.

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