Reader Email: Josh Abrams and Billy Tibbetts fought Thursday. Abrams cut Tibbetts’ nose then Tibbetts pulled Abrams’ shirt over his own head and went to town on him. I work for the department. Figured you guys would find this pretty hilarious considering all the stories written on the two and they end up fighting, it writes itself.
Yes, this story does indeed write itself. It’s quite possibly the greatest thing I’ve ever heard. And if I were to root for either of these parties it would definitely by Billy Tibbetts. Sure, Billy is a complete waste of space and a dick cheese extraordinaire. He’s victimized the police chief’s family in town, and he’s completely out of control.
But at the same time, Billy Tibbetts amuses me, albeit unintentionally. Josh isn’t amusing at all. Josh is satan. Josh harasses drunken schizo homeless women with no teeth and “audits” them. Josh robs people and has a long and violent criminal record. Josh is so repulsive that both the police and Antifa turned on him at the same rally. Josh is a little dicked, big tittied maggot who talks a big game about auditing the police but runs to the cops the moment he feels threatened.
We did indeed confirm that this story is legit, and obviously they’re not going to release a story about it, since outside of Turtleboy nobody is talking about either of these oxygen thieves. But for turtle riders who have been following the path of destruction these two have left behind, this is pure gold. They deserve each other and I couldn’t be happier that they’re locked up in the same jail. Josh Abrams has probably never been in a fight his entire life. Billy Tibbetts has spent his entire life fighting people. He’s Happy Gilmore with an Instagram account. The fact that Josh would pick a fight with him, and then get beaten like (insert sportball athlete Billy Tibbetts beat up here) just made my weekend. Pulling your own shirt over your head and then beating you is Billy’s specialty after all.
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Billy Tibbetts was released from jail on Thursday and got arrested again on Saturday for possession of coke
Thank you, Billy.
Fuck you, Josh.
Josh will start saying he kicked Tibbetts ass u wait and see. we need the video.
Shirt over the head then rapid gut punches is classic hockey fighting. Respect. Hockey team was top of the heap back in the day when I went to Brockton high. Even the golden gloves dudes didn’t want to scrap with them because if the boxer got taken of their feet they were useless and hockey guys couldn’t waite to throw someone to the ground. This was slaughter rule though, Abrams isn’t even as tough as a chic from Brockton and Tibbets is a roid beast. Still glad he did it. It needed to be done.
And yes you are correct. That’s exactly what he said. Josh said he did a fake Kik tibbetts went down. Josh gave him a 1 2 to the face split his nose. One of the guards came in they had to pull Josh off of tibbetts. Josh went to the hole tibbetts to the nurse. Josh says he even has report. That says Josh got the better of tibbetts.
TB, more than likely, this incident was caught on several video cameras. A FOI request and you should be able to get the video. Granted the DOC will stall, but they can’t stop you from getting it.
I need to pay his ex-old lady a visit while he’s getting his brown eye audited on the daily.
Yeah, one piece of advice. Don’t put Mr Winky anywhere near THAT twinky
Don’t get between a dog and his meat, bruh. I need to scratch the “gypsy hoodrat with a twist of megan markle” nut off my fuck-it list.
If I was warden, I put them in same cell.
I feed the fried lice, every day.
If you find out that they’re all made up and friends now use the Ed Norton/Meatloaf hug picture from Fight Club.
My Monday morning just got a whole lot better.. Props to the CO that leaked this great news story!
It gives grounds for some leftist lawyer to demand his release on some grounds like “he was targeted because of his views” and Rollins wont object. So he’ll be out. 🙁
Then they’ll try to lynch the CO whom they claim should have prevented this, even if he couldn’t have.
So, no, this was not good news….
What is mean by “auditing”? I thought that was a Scientology thing.
I thought it was an accounting thing
Unpopular opinion: Billy Tibbs is hilarious
Can we add time onto the 30 days for poor behavior? Good to see him get tuned like a piano
This is a story about a fight between 2 people at some country ass jail. Hope he can rip a ffuuuckkkkkin bbuuuuuut.
Your inside joke seems more like a cry for help. What the fuck do you keep rambling about? Does Josh blow you?
I’m sure the correction officers were very concerned about this beat down. I mean it’s not like they weren’t auditing jails, and calling CO’s derogatory names. Yeah Josh, they’ll get right on that. Meh,I don’t answer questions….and that’s why I stopped you today
Chalk up another win for the Turtle riders! Best news I’ve heard all weekend!
Did Josh make a citizen’s arrest for assault?
Did he scream and cry on camera that it was a felony with a minimum sentence of a year?
Did he read Billy his Miranda rights and then call his arch enemies, the cops, who he then abused and called “pigs”?
This is just the most glorious fucking story!!
It’d be like punching the Pillsbury Dough Boy, but hopefully Tibbetts found some bone behind Abrams soggy anatomy.
This is fucking great!! Billy Fucking Tibbetts is a hero!!
Can you imagine what that looked like???
Tibbetts is a tough prick and Josh, is well, a fat pussy. The comedy show of hearing his high-pitched screams for help, seeing those gigantic man tits flapping away as Tibbetts pounds away at him.
I truly hope Billy took a squeeze just to add insult to injury not to mention being able to say he grabbed a legit titty while locked up!
Apparently Billy won’t be going on Josh’s live show like he said but he will be smashing that trash bag Danielle when he gets out!
Thank you Billy!
Down votes all courtesy of slut tow truck girl.
The real shame here is that no one audited this beat down.
Turtleboy could have run the replays of josh in the fetal position for years.
I trust the milk was mopped off the floor after Joshs lactating titties leaked everywhere. Smart criminals would utilize that lactose to make a milk stout in jail. Pruno, bitchezzz!
Well done Billy. Josh has been beat up his entire life. I don’t understand what makes him think he can fight now.
“I have a strong headache when I go to sleep, and when I wake up.”
Since Danielle Bognanno has been making thousands of $$ in his name and blowing it (pun intended), Josh cannot even concentrate on a good walk any more. What horror. Poor guy. LOL
Since Danielle Bognanno has been making thousands of $$ in his name and blowing it (pun intended), Josh cannot even concentrate on a good WANK any more. What horror. Poor guy. LOL
AUTOTYPE ERROR PREVIOUSLY
here is wishing you a good jerk off tonight, Josh. Hope Tibbetts did not damage your nuts too much, you faggot.
I need the video of this!!!! I need it so bad. Is there anyway this can be done? Someone has to know someone to get this video. PLEASE!!!!!! Josh is the biggest bitch around with the greatest utters outside of a cow. Someone make this HAPPEN!
Don’t worry. It will happen again. A lot of people want to pummel faggot Josh Abrams. Me included. It is worth getting a few weeks in the hole. I mean no blood, or obvious bruises. But a lot of lasting pain and embarrassment for the big titted kweer phony.
The price is wrong joshie! I’m dying, karma is working o.t. If karma starts a GFM I’m in…lol
I’d give my left nut to have seen that fight. Josh with his C cup bitch tits flopping around while Tibbetts pummels his ugly mug. Please let Abrams face be black and blue all over when he goes to court.
Please don’t make fun of manboobs. The majority of men have them due to all the hormones and antibiotics that are put into chicken and other meat.
Yeah…thats why some of us grow our own food.
Oh man, it just keeps getting better and better!
Where do we send the wedding presents?
This made my day. If Josh is stable enough for court this week, I’m putting on the Manolos and going just to see a black eye or two.
THANK YOU JESUS!