Reader Email: Josh Abrams and Billy Tibbetts fought Thursday. Abrams cut Tibbetts’ nose then Tibbetts pulled Abrams’ shirt over his own head and went to town on him. I work for the department. Figured you guys would find this pretty hilarious considering all the stories written on the two and they end up fighting, it writes itself.
Yes, this story does indeed write itself. It’s quite possibly the greatest thing I’ve ever heard. And if I were to root for either of these parties it would definitely by Billy Tibbetts. Sure, Billy is a complete waste of space and a dick cheese extraordinaire. He’s victimized the police chief’s family in town, and he’s completely out of control.
But at the same time, Billy Tibbetts amuses me, albeit unintentionally. Josh isn’t amusing at all. Josh is satan. Josh harasses drunken schizo homeless women with no teeth and “audits” them. Josh robs people and has a long and violent criminal record. Josh is so repulsive that both the police and Antifa turned on him at the same rally. Josh is a little dicked, big tittied maggot who talks a big game about auditing the police but runs to the cops the moment he feels threatened.
We did indeed confirm that this story is legit, and obviously they’re not going to release a story about it, since outside of Turtleboy nobody is talking about either of these oxygen thieves. But for turtle riders who have been following the path of destruction these two have left behind, this is pure gold. They deserve each other and I couldn’t be happier that they’re locked up in the same jail. Josh Abrams has probably never been in a fight his entire life. Billy Tibbetts has spent his entire life fighting people. He’s Happy Gilmore with an Instagram account. The fact that Josh would pick a fight with him, and then get beaten like (insert sportball athlete Billy Tibbetts beat up here) just made my weekend. Pulling your own shirt over your head and then beating you is Billy’s specialty after all.
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